"You really don't understand what I'm doing this for?"
Bai Ze turned sideways, raised his eyes, and his heart trembled with a pair of peach blossom-filled ghost lights. "Oh? Do you think I really don't even have this ability? I still need you, an evil ghost from hell, to protect me? Heh~" After speaking, Bai Ze turned his head without any regrets.
"Wait, King Qin Guang's assistant officer is now looking for you in the full moon of bliss. If you don't want to be beaten by her, you'd better stay with me for a while."
"...Okay." After a long time, Bai Ze touched Bai Chi's soft fur before responding.
The two sat in chairs and went about their own business.Bai Ze mopped his cheek with one hand, and gently scratched Bai Chi's chin with the other.Bai Chi, who was comfortable being rubbed by Bai Ze, wagged his tail for a while, and gradually fell asleep just like that.Bai Ze picked it up and put it on the chair beside him.
"You care about it so much?" Gui Deng put down the pen in his hand and looked at Bai Ze without blinking.
"Hey - isn't my prototype cute?"
"Heh, if it's made into a doll, I'm afraid no one will buy it."
"..." Bai Ze fell down in the verbal confrontation between the two as usual.He didn't bother to get angry, but just looked at the ghost lamp curiously, "Why haven't I seen your mace recently?"
"Oh, that, I went to recast it. I think I still have to use a sword for killing gods or something."
"Really? This is not my destiny."
Annoyance flashed across Gui Deng's face, although he was annoyed, it was not impossible to control his emotions.Suppressing his surging emotions, he looked straight at Bai Ze.He whispered in a voice so small that he could hardly hear him: "They have already treated you like this, don't you consider coming to Neon? Even if Gao Tianyuan dare not accept you, my Eight Great Hells will definitely welcome you. "
"Are you tempting me to go to hell? Neon ghosts and gods, why did they act like the demons of western hell?"
"I just think that you, a beast like you, will fall into hell sooner or later. You might as well take the initiative. Maybe I'll be in a better mood and make your life better."
Bai Ze grinned, but didn't respond.But from the expression on his face, Ghost Lamp felt a kind of contempt and mockery.Just do what you want, Ghost Lamp raised his fist and struck at Bai Ze's face, he wanted to see, without this face, what Bai Ze would use to seduce women in the future.
Unexpectedly, Bai Ze didn't hide, he just stretched out his palm, catching Ghost Lamp's fist lightly. "Just let it out if you're angry. I won't mess around with you again when Bai Chi wakes up."
"I think you are the one who is messing around! Master Bai Ze who messed up the neon lights and China's heaven and hell!"
The first time he was called Lord Bai Ze by the ghost lamp really made Bai Ze stunned. At this moment, a fist landed on his face.
"You're smart." Bai Ze said as he wiped away the blood spilling from the corner of his mouth.
"That's what you taught. To achieve the goal, use any means." Ghost Deng narrowed his eyes slightly and watched a thin layer of blush appear on his face.
Bai Ze seemed puzzled and tilted his head.Twist the Chinese knot and ask, "Have I ever taught you such a thing?"
"You know it yourself."
"Oh, then I really raised a little white-eyed wolf. After all, I don't think I owe you anything." The smile on Bai Ze's face became sarcastic.
"Who told you not to know people clearly? Treat wolf cubs like puppies."
Bai Chi, who was sleeping drowsily, moved restlessly, and was about to wake up.The two stopped talking and went about their business tacitly.
Picking up Bai Chi, Bai Ze walked towards the door. "Be your assistant officer well. I didn't need a ghost to control me when I was in Taoyuan Township."
"Okay." After talking about Ghost Lamp, he didn't say anything to keep him, and concentrated on processing the documents in his hand.When Bai Ze was far away, the ghost lamp called softly: "One son and two sons, follow him. Call me if you have anything to do."
Zashiki-douji tilted his head, a little dazed.Gui Deng Mingming agreed to Bai Ze not to intervene.Why do they still have to go to Taoyuan Township?But feeling that Ghost Lamp's eyes were getting colder and colder, the two nodded and ran away quickly.
"There is a saying in this world called ghost stories. Although ghost stories refer to dead texts, they are also understood to mean that what ghosts say are often lies and should not be trusted."
The first son and the second son lying under the cabinet still don't quite understand what Ghost Lamp said to them at the end, but they seem to be very powerful.Seeing the rabbits busy outside, the two looked at each other.I really want to touch it.
It just so happened that Bai Ze went out, and the two little ones rushed out, hiding on the ground and sucking rabbits-_-||
Looking at the people outside, Bai Ze felt a little headache.There is no other reason, because the one standing outside is Xiao Zhong.
"Thank you for today's matter. Go back quickly, the five wheel-turning kings don't see anyone and worry about you." Bai Ze's hands in his pockets were already sweating, after all...Xiaozhong beat someone up ...that really hurts QAQ
"You don't need to thank me. I've wanted to clean them up for a long time, but since you want to thank me, let me beat you up." As he said that, Xiaozhong kicked Bai Ze, and when he was still standing still Grab his shoulders and throw him to the ground.
Bai Ze, who was lying on the ground, raised his head and looked at Xiao Zhong, who seemed to be standing still, frowning. "You're hurt." As he spoke, he stood up, patted the dirt on his body and wanted to pull her, but Xiao Zhong turned sideways and dodged.
"I'm not yours, so I don't need your care."
Bai Ze took out a piece of drawing paper as if conjuring, and drew a cat on it. Stepping forward, he blew lightly, and a... a cat with a strange shape came out of the warehouse.He gave Mao Haohao a golden pill and said, "Hurry up and send it to the beautiful lady opposite~"
"Aww~" Holding the golden pill, the cat walked over like Xiao Zhong with a good shake.
Looking at the meowing meowing cat, Haohaoxiaozhong's face improved a lot, and a flash of nostalgia flashed in his black eyes.Twirling the golden pill with two fingers, Xiaozhong sneered coldly: "It's cuter than your master."
Hearing this, the cat flicked Xiaozhong's finger like a baby.However, because of its cursed painting style, it makes people feel intrusive for no reason, but Xiaozhong's complexion improved a little, and he no longer entangled with Bai Ze.She turned around and was about to leave, who would have thought that Maohaohao would grab her trouser legs and point to the direction Xiaozhong was going to go.
"Okay, let's go together."
In this way, one person and one "cat" walked slowly towards hell.
"Huh—" Bai Ze wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on his face, turned and entered the room.It really scared him to death.He thought he couldn't escape a beating today, but who knew that Xiaozhong was injured, so that he would not be beaten severely -_-||.
But... the trouble is not over yet.
He stared silently under the cabinet.The first son and the second son couldn't help but look at each other. Have they been discovered?
"Come out, Zashiki-douji."
"How did you find us?"
Bai Ze helplessly spread his hands. "Every time you come to the store, you like to hide under the cabinet, and then stand upside down from the ceiling while people are not resting to scare people."
"..." The first son and the second son pursed their mouths. Have they been used to it?
"Also... the fur of the rabbit is so messy, who else can make it except the two of you. Okay, why did he ask you to come here?"
"Playing with Tutu." The first son and the second son lied without thinking.
"You can lie at such a young age?"
The two little ones stared at Bai Ze with wide black eyes, looking so innocent.
"Come on, he also looked like this when he did something wrong back then. I don't know who I learned it from. If you want to play here, you can play here. Don't scare Bai Chi, his spirit is very weak now."
Bai Ze looked at the first son and the second son and didn't know the awkward idea of the ghost lamp. Zashiki Warji, as an otaku monster, is extremely powerful in the house. Zashiki Warji will definitely bring him great help in the house.What's more, Zashiki Doji or Fuyun Doji can bring good luck to people, but...he Bai Ze needs the protection of two children.As many people came to Kunlun, he dared to fight back.
Then he thought of Xiao Zhong who had been secretly injured.Unexpectedly, Xiaozhong, who is a zombie, can be injured, and the monsters who come here are not ordinary.I don't know how Bi Fang and the others are preparing.
Sighed, then froze, why did he always sigh recently.
Presumably because he hasn't had much contact with beautiful girls recently, Bai Ze feels that his mentality is getting old.He secretly made up his mind that after all the troubles were resolved, he must go to Zhonghe Street to relax.As for now, let's prepare to welcome the "guests" who are about to arrive.
Bai Ze didn't know that Daji's shop on Zhonghe Street, which he was thinking of so much, was not open for business.She looked at the news sent by the blue bird with some melancholy.I didn't expect Queen Mother Xi to attack Bai Ze so soon, I really couldn't bear it.That's right, after all, Bai Ze has existed longer than Queen Mother Xi, and has greater appeal among monsters than Queen Mother West, not to mention that Queen Mother Xi has been coveting the pill in Bai Ze's hand for a long time.
I really didn't expect that even if Bai Ze fled to a foreign land, the Queen Mother of the West was still unwilling to give up, and even stretched out her hands to the neon.
"The little girl has an idea."
"Master Daji, please make it clear." Ajao stood beside Daji with her head bowed.
"To play with people's hearts, who else can compare to our Fox Clan."
"..." Ah Ji felt helpless, he was really just an ordinary wild beast, QAQ, who could only do a little illusion.Only you, the white-faced golden-haired nine-tails, can be so powerful, right?
"Heh~ Do you still remember the civet cats next door? I remember you still owe money to them?"
"Yes, Master Daji, are you going to pay it back for me? Don't give it to them, let me do it."
"Really? It's not impossible to give it to you, but you have to listen to me next."
Sitting at the poker table, Ao sighed, that old man Shigara is so easy to talk to, if only his daughter came.After all, the fox and the civet cat have been fighting for so many years, and the grievances have been accumulated for a long time. It is better for the younger generation to come forward in this kind of matter, right?
Thinking of this, he lost several hands in a row.The civet cat on the opposite side couldn't close its jaws in shock. "Ah, you... what's wrong with you today?"
Breathing out a puff of cigarette, A-Jo sighed, what else could it be? Of course it was because Daji-sama ordered it.He didn't want to be fed to snakes.
Thinking of this, the civet cats on the opposite side couldn't sit still.
"Ah...what on earth do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? I just want you to introduce Ms. Taifu Shigara to me. _(:з"∠)_"
"You want to see Miss?"
"Yes, see her."
"why?"
"Oh, because we foxes and civet cats have been fighting for so many years. Master Daji said that she is tired."
"This..." The civet cats on the opposite side looked at each other, they really couldn't figure out whether Ah Po was teasing them or if they really wanted to cooperate with the civet cats.
Ah Ji knocked on the table with the cigarette stick, as if she had seen through the thoughts of several people: "Of course I want to cooperate with you." If it weren't for Mr. Bai Ze, Daji would not be willing to give in, but who will accept it? I don't know this yet.After all, the news from Kunlun is that this willful adult still willfully rejected the proposals of all the monsters to help, but he will face the influence of the Queen Mother of the West alone.
Ah Yao had a headache, so he couldn't help taking a deep breath on his cigarette.When the gods fight, it is they, the underground little monsters, who suffer the most.
Seeing his inexplicable expression, as if bewitched, the people on the opposite side really called Taifu Shigara.After all, they really felt Aji's sincerity. →_→Today is the first time I won when I played cards with Aji.
"Why did you ask me to come here? Why don't you play cards with the fox here?" Mrs. Shigara felt angry when he saw the smirks of a few people.After losing so many times, you still dare to play?
"Miss Shigaraki, I didn't win their money today. I lost to them the money I won a few times ago."
"Oh?"
"I never lie."
"I'm a raccoon cat, not a human being." Mrs. Shigara obviously didn't believe in Ao's tricks, after all, she had seen this kind of tricks a lot.
"Heh ~ Ms. Shigara, don't be so angry. I am representing Daji-sama this time to cooperate with your civet cats. Do you still remember the last battle in Zhonghe Street (Note [-])?"
"Want to come again?"
"Not really. Presumably after that competition, the business of your civet cats has become more prosperous than before, right?"
"You foxes too."
"So I have an idea that can benefit us all. I don't know what you think, Ms. Shigara."
"Why?" Shigara Taifu is a sober person after all, knowing that there are no free benefits in the world.
"Because the lord wants us to do this. Do you agree with this reason?" As he said, Aji took the cigarette stick and tapped it in the direction of Yan Modian.
"Let me think about it."
"It needs to be done quickly."
"it is good!"
"The first Zhonghe beauty pageant has begun~ Come and see everyone~ Daji and Axiang will be there~ Please be sure to come to the beautiful ladies and sisters~"
Countless wild animals and civet cats ran around in the streets and alleys, quickly spreading the news.
Ghost Lantern couldn't help but groan when he heard the news.Did Daji come up with such an idea?This is not bad, after all, most of the dead are attracted to Zhonghe Street, and most of the others are unwilling to go out or have something to do.
Oh, then the rest is much simpler.This is hell here, and the ghostly aura and anger without the cover of the ghost aura are really bright for the ghosts.
"Xiaozhong."
"Hmm." The zombie girl bowed her head in front of the ghost lamp. "Let's have a fight once this is over."
"Still hitting? They all know that I was hit by you last time." Said the ghost lamp and glanced at Tang Gua next to him. "Tang Gua, do you think so?"
Tang Gua swallowed his saliva thinking about the horrifying fighting power of Zombie Girl Xiaozhong, he...he...he was really afraid of being beaten. QAQ.
"Think about today's game in Zhonghe Street, Ah Xiang is going too, I'm afraid you don't want to work overtime today." Ghost Lantern looked at Tang Gua and said suddenly.
Tang Gua, who understood immediately, broke out in a cold sweat. "Ghost...Master Ghost Lantern! What you said is true! Please don't embarrass me, Mr. Xiaozhong." Tang Gua swallowed his saliva and took a step forward thinking of Ah Xiang's smiling face.
Xiao Zhong tilted his head, blinked his eyes, looked at Tang Gua's shaking legs and covered his lips with a smile.
"Okay, step back, we have something to talk about."
Hearing Gui Deng's words, Tang Gua was so excited that he almost knelt on the ground and ran away quickly.
"Tsk, I didn't expect you to be so worthless now that you dare not face me head-on."
"Where is there. I am not as good as you, the goddess. You are also tired of pretending to be an ordinary zombie these years? Didn't the king of five reincarnations say anything when you came here today?"
"What can he say?"
"It's true, he didn't say anything when you refused to deal with the paperwork. If you want to talk about me..." Xiaozhong sighed before Ghost Lamp finished speaking.
"Some things just don't matter if you like them."
"Tsk tsk. It's true that people with a good temper these days can only be used as spare tires, but scumbags can be loved by thousands of people."
"Oh, don't you also like that scum."
"That's why scumbags always gather thousands of pets."
"Okay, you deal with what you have first, and then we will act together. Hmph, those little guys, I've grown tired of seeing them a long time ago."
"Well, I see injustice, and you because of personal enmity. Let's write it like this in future reports."
Outside the closed door of the Bliss Full Moon is a demonic aura that is visible to the naked eye, and those monsters also didn't expect that Bai Ze would be so shameless, to hide behind closed doors, and they couldn't break the formation outside the Bliss Full Moon .
Alas... is there anything more unlucky than this in the world?All the demons sighed, it's better to call Queen Mother Xi first.However, before he took out the phone, he saw a man, a woman and two ghosts walking away from the other side.
Some of the monsters couldn't help but tremble a few times, and murmured: "Why is she here again?"
The fear in the heart of the monster with good qualifications is even greater, because the female ghost is the goddess Ba who was expelled from Kunlun after the Battle of Chasing the Deer!They immediately thought that they had already offended the goddess, so they were not afraid to offend the goddess further.Anyway, Ba, who lost his god position, has become an ordinary evil ghost.
It's a pity that they didn't know how powerful Ba was, who was an ancient god and turned into a zombie by accident. Soon, a group of monsters were beaten to the ground by the two ghosts, revealing their prototypes.
Ghost Lamp put away the mace and clicked his tongue. "The white dolphin doesn't know what happened. The door is so smoky. There's no reason to open the door for business."
The door that was originally closed was also opened from the inside at this time.Bai Ze leaned against the door, looking at the two ghosts and the paralyzed monster with a half-smile. "The two adults don't know whether they are here to seek revenge or to reminisce about the past? If you are here to seek revenge like them, please go back. Is the Bliss Full Moon closed today?"
"A vengeance seeker!" Xiaozhong stretched out his hand, ignoring the formation that blocked the demons, and abruptly grabbed a rune. "Tsk, thanks to your golden core, if it weren't for that, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to break through the formation with strength."
The monsters pretending to be dead trembled when they heard the words, what?Bai Ze has actually been able to make golden pills? !You must know that the reason why the Queen Mother of the West is admired by so many monsters and even humans is because her alchemy ability is unmatched, especially the golden elixir known as the panacea...but... there is still one person in this world who can make it .Thinking of this, the clever monsters saw that Bai Ze really lost his temper.
To put it bluntly, apart from the fact that Bai Ze's paintings are ugly, the demons in Bai Ze's pictures are a bit ugly, he usually likes to provoke flowers and plants, and his singing voice is hard to describe. There is really nothing wrong with it.The demons had no hatred against him, but...the Queen Mother of the West said that bringing Bai Ze and the new Bai Chi back to Kunlun is half a golden pill for one person.
Now...Since Bai Ze is such a talkative person, why do they bother with such a thankless job?After all, they couldn't even get into QAQ... Thinking of all these monsters, they couldn't help but smile at Bai Ze flatteringly, hoping that his lord would forget about it in large numbers.
"Okay, I won't pursue it anymore, you guys go." Bai Ze squinted his eyes and waved his hands indifferently.These are just cannon fodder that Jin Dan squinted... Why should he care about these people.
Turning around to look at the two of Ghost Lamp Xiaozhong, Bai Ze waved his hands and retreated. "You two, please come in. But it is agreed that although you saved me, but... the golden core will not be discounted."
After closing the door, the ghost lamp couldn't help mocking: "Who are you showing your love for money?"
"I know why I need to say more, but I didn't expect Yan Motang to take care of this matter?"
"Heh, you still don't thank me? If it wasn't for me, any god or ghost would come here, and your formation could be broken in one go."
"Oh, let's break it, I want to play with them anyway." Bai Ze lowered his head and drank his tea, refusing to admit that he had long expected that the ghost lamp would help him get rid of people other than the Queen Mother of the West.
"That's right...then you know why there are no other gods today. Or do people come to your place to watch the fun?"
"why?"
"Because there is a competition in Hezhong Street today. Daji, Axiang, and even Lilith are here."
"What?!" Bai Ze put down his teacup and suddenly stood up. "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Oh? You can't hold back as soon as Bai Chi falls asleep. Tsk, scumbag!" Said the ghost lamp and glanced at Xiaozhong who was frighteningly low in air pressure as soon as he entered the door.But... all the people here are ghosts and gods, as if they didn't feel the terrifying aura.Tsk, the white dolphin really doesn't want to live, he couldn't help sighing, but at the same time he was inexplicably happy.The ghost lamp instantly began to despise itself.
"Hmm... After all, the incandescent is still young, so... it won't affect well." Bai Ze smiled and patted his head.
"Tsk." Gui Deng and Xiao Zhong suddenly felt itchy.
"Let's not talk about this first, have you already helped me deal with it?" Bai Ze said firmly, but he had a careless look on his face.
"It's done, so let's get paid."
"Huh? Remuneration?" Bai Ze pretended to be puzzled while twisting the red rope, "I don't remember what remuneration I need to give you."
"Ten golden pills per person."
"Oh, that's it? I didn't expect the worth of the two of you to be so low. Tsk, or do you mean that all of your subordinates are freelancers?"
"Then what else do you want to give you? After all, you can't afford the money, right? Who doesn't know that most of your income is spent on prostitution."
"_(:з"∠)_Don't speak so harshly. "Bai Ze blew on the tea soup, and smiled while holding the hot tea. "Xiao Zhong, why haven't you talked since you've been here for so long?"Hmm...do you want to meet the cat? "
"No, Lord Ghost Lantern has already given me the one from Yan Modian, and now it can help me deal with paperwork every day."
"What... what!" Bai Ze stood up in disbelief, staring at the ghost lamp fiercely, as if he was going to chop the ghost lamp into pieces.He really didn't expect that Ghost Lantern would actually give the cat he gave away to someone else.
Looking at Bai Ze's darkened face and Ghost Lamp's forbearance trying to hide it, he was in a good mood.It's really good~ Although she can't really do anything, it's still good to keep the two of them separated.After all, although she has become a zombie, she will also be jealous~
"Besides, I don't want any reward from you. Master Ghost Lantern and I just happened to meet. Emmm... I came here to seek revenge." After finishing speaking, Xiaozhong tilted his head and stopped talking.
Xiaozhong didn't mention any price, but now Bai Ze didn't understand. At first, he wondered how the Ghost Lamp didn't use Yatengu to get so many people. It turned out that they used ghosts or Yatengu, but zombies!Hmph(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Bai Ze was annoyed, he wanted to say that he would be fine without the help of the ghost lamp, but he still couldn't say the hurtful words. "No matter what, thank you both~" Waving his hands seemingly indifferently, Bai Ze really took ten golden pills for each of them. "Here... Here it is for you, use it as jelly beans."
Xiaozhong didn't move, he got up and left directly, but Ghost Lantern was not polite, he reached out and took both copies into his arms.
"What are you doing! That share is not for you!" Bai Ze scolded angrily.
"Oh." Ghost Lamp said lightly, then sat on the seat and looked at Bai Ze motionlessly, without any other expression.
Seeing Ghost Lamp's unmoved indifference, Bai Ze was furious, "I didn't say that! Today's matter can be settled without you and me!"
"Hold in the formation like a turtle?"
"That's called avoiding harm!"
"Really? If you didn't have a group of people protecting you, do you really think you are still alive and kicking?"
Bai Ze paused for a moment when he raised his fist, then lowered it again.He stared at the ghost lamp closely and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Qingniao, Bi Fang, Meixi, Daji..." Gui Deng couldn't help turning black after reading the names, why are they all females or women==, but let's talk about this kind of thing later. "If it wasn't for them to provide information and attract attention, no matter how many zombies there are, there is no way to find out that big monster among ghosts and gods. So now, do you still think that you are really only relying on yourself?... You see The monsters that arrived are just two or three kittens that were left out at the end. After all, the Queen Mother of the West also used the golden elixir as a lure this time."
"..." Bai Ze slumped on the chair in frustration after hearing this. "Yes, in fact, I am really useless, I need your blessing to live."
Ghost Lantern grabbed his clothes and forced him to look directly into his eyes. "Are you really so useless!"
Bai Ze gently got out of Ghost Lantern's hands, "I'm not excited, I won't make a move. Queen Mother Xi should also stop for a while now, haven't you already released the news that I will be a golden elixir, ah - if They're here for that, and they won't hurt me."
"..." Gui Deng was speechless, picked up the mace that was put aside, turned around and left.
Bai Ze turned sideways, raised his eyes, and his heart trembled with a pair of peach blossom-filled ghost lights. "Oh? Do you think I really don't even have this ability? I still need you, an evil ghost from hell, to protect me? Heh~" After speaking, Bai Ze turned his head without any regrets.
"Wait, King Qin Guang's assistant officer is now looking for you in the full moon of bliss. If you don't want to be beaten by her, you'd better stay with me for a while."
"...Okay." After a long time, Bai Ze touched Bai Chi's soft fur before responding.
The two sat in chairs and went about their own business.Bai Ze mopped his cheek with one hand, and gently scratched Bai Chi's chin with the other.Bai Chi, who was comfortable being rubbed by Bai Ze, wagged his tail for a while, and gradually fell asleep just like that.Bai Ze picked it up and put it on the chair beside him.
"You care about it so much?" Gui Deng put down the pen in his hand and looked at Bai Ze without blinking.
"Hey - isn't my prototype cute?"
"Heh, if it's made into a doll, I'm afraid no one will buy it."
"..." Bai Ze fell down in the verbal confrontation between the two as usual.He didn't bother to get angry, but just looked at the ghost lamp curiously, "Why haven't I seen your mace recently?"
"Oh, that, I went to recast it. I think I still have to use a sword for killing gods or something."
"Really? This is not my destiny."
Annoyance flashed across Gui Deng's face, although he was annoyed, it was not impossible to control his emotions.Suppressing his surging emotions, he looked straight at Bai Ze.He whispered in a voice so small that he could hardly hear him: "They have already treated you like this, don't you consider coming to Neon? Even if Gao Tianyuan dare not accept you, my Eight Great Hells will definitely welcome you. "
"Are you tempting me to go to hell? Neon ghosts and gods, why did they act like the demons of western hell?"
"I just think that you, a beast like you, will fall into hell sooner or later. You might as well take the initiative. Maybe I'll be in a better mood and make your life better."
Bai Ze grinned, but didn't respond.But from the expression on his face, Ghost Lamp felt a kind of contempt and mockery.Just do what you want, Ghost Lamp raised his fist and struck at Bai Ze's face, he wanted to see, without this face, what Bai Ze would use to seduce women in the future.
Unexpectedly, Bai Ze didn't hide, he just stretched out his palm, catching Ghost Lamp's fist lightly. "Just let it out if you're angry. I won't mess around with you again when Bai Chi wakes up."
"I think you are the one who is messing around! Master Bai Ze who messed up the neon lights and China's heaven and hell!"
The first time he was called Lord Bai Ze by the ghost lamp really made Bai Ze stunned. At this moment, a fist landed on his face.
"You're smart." Bai Ze said as he wiped away the blood spilling from the corner of his mouth.
"That's what you taught. To achieve the goal, use any means." Ghost Deng narrowed his eyes slightly and watched a thin layer of blush appear on his face.
Bai Ze seemed puzzled and tilted his head.Twist the Chinese knot and ask, "Have I ever taught you such a thing?"
"You know it yourself."
"Oh, then I really raised a little white-eyed wolf. After all, I don't think I owe you anything." The smile on Bai Ze's face became sarcastic.
"Who told you not to know people clearly? Treat wolf cubs like puppies."
Bai Chi, who was sleeping drowsily, moved restlessly, and was about to wake up.The two stopped talking and went about their business tacitly.
Picking up Bai Chi, Bai Ze walked towards the door. "Be your assistant officer well. I didn't need a ghost to control me when I was in Taoyuan Township."
"Okay." After talking about Ghost Lamp, he didn't say anything to keep him, and concentrated on processing the documents in his hand.When Bai Ze was far away, the ghost lamp called softly: "One son and two sons, follow him. Call me if you have anything to do."
Zashiki-douji tilted his head, a little dazed.Gui Deng Mingming agreed to Bai Ze not to intervene.Why do they still have to go to Taoyuan Township?But feeling that Ghost Lamp's eyes were getting colder and colder, the two nodded and ran away quickly.
"There is a saying in this world called ghost stories. Although ghost stories refer to dead texts, they are also understood to mean that what ghosts say are often lies and should not be trusted."
The first son and the second son lying under the cabinet still don't quite understand what Ghost Lamp said to them at the end, but they seem to be very powerful.Seeing the rabbits busy outside, the two looked at each other.I really want to touch it.
It just so happened that Bai Ze went out, and the two little ones rushed out, hiding on the ground and sucking rabbits-_-||
Looking at the people outside, Bai Ze felt a little headache.There is no other reason, because the one standing outside is Xiao Zhong.
"Thank you for today's matter. Go back quickly, the five wheel-turning kings don't see anyone and worry about you." Bai Ze's hands in his pockets were already sweating, after all...Xiaozhong beat someone up ...that really hurts QAQ
"You don't need to thank me. I've wanted to clean them up for a long time, but since you want to thank me, let me beat you up." As he said that, Xiaozhong kicked Bai Ze, and when he was still standing still Grab his shoulders and throw him to the ground.
Bai Ze, who was lying on the ground, raised his head and looked at Xiao Zhong, who seemed to be standing still, frowning. "You're hurt." As he spoke, he stood up, patted the dirt on his body and wanted to pull her, but Xiao Zhong turned sideways and dodged.
"I'm not yours, so I don't need your care."
Bai Ze took out a piece of drawing paper as if conjuring, and drew a cat on it. Stepping forward, he blew lightly, and a... a cat with a strange shape came out of the warehouse.He gave Mao Haohao a golden pill and said, "Hurry up and send it to the beautiful lady opposite~"
"Aww~" Holding the golden pill, the cat walked over like Xiao Zhong with a good shake.
Looking at the meowing meowing cat, Haohaoxiaozhong's face improved a lot, and a flash of nostalgia flashed in his black eyes.Twirling the golden pill with two fingers, Xiaozhong sneered coldly: "It's cuter than your master."
Hearing this, the cat flicked Xiaozhong's finger like a baby.However, because of its cursed painting style, it makes people feel intrusive for no reason, but Xiaozhong's complexion improved a little, and he no longer entangled with Bai Ze.She turned around and was about to leave, who would have thought that Maohaohao would grab her trouser legs and point to the direction Xiaozhong was going to go.
"Okay, let's go together."
In this way, one person and one "cat" walked slowly towards hell.
"Huh—" Bai Ze wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on his face, turned and entered the room.It really scared him to death.He thought he couldn't escape a beating today, but who knew that Xiaozhong was injured, so that he would not be beaten severely -_-||.
But... the trouble is not over yet.
He stared silently under the cabinet.The first son and the second son couldn't help but look at each other. Have they been discovered?
"Come out, Zashiki-douji."
"How did you find us?"
Bai Ze helplessly spread his hands. "Every time you come to the store, you like to hide under the cabinet, and then stand upside down from the ceiling while people are not resting to scare people."
"..." The first son and the second son pursed their mouths. Have they been used to it?
"Also... the fur of the rabbit is so messy, who else can make it except the two of you. Okay, why did he ask you to come here?"
"Playing with Tutu." The first son and the second son lied without thinking.
"You can lie at such a young age?"
The two little ones stared at Bai Ze with wide black eyes, looking so innocent.
"Come on, he also looked like this when he did something wrong back then. I don't know who I learned it from. If you want to play here, you can play here. Don't scare Bai Chi, his spirit is very weak now."
Bai Ze looked at the first son and the second son and didn't know the awkward idea of the ghost lamp. Zashiki Warji, as an otaku monster, is extremely powerful in the house. Zashiki Warji will definitely bring him great help in the house.What's more, Zashiki Doji or Fuyun Doji can bring good luck to people, but...he Bai Ze needs the protection of two children.As many people came to Kunlun, he dared to fight back.
Then he thought of Xiao Zhong who had been secretly injured.Unexpectedly, Xiaozhong, who is a zombie, can be injured, and the monsters who come here are not ordinary.I don't know how Bi Fang and the others are preparing.
Sighed, then froze, why did he always sigh recently.
Presumably because he hasn't had much contact with beautiful girls recently, Bai Ze feels that his mentality is getting old.He secretly made up his mind that after all the troubles were resolved, he must go to Zhonghe Street to relax.As for now, let's prepare to welcome the "guests" who are about to arrive.
Bai Ze didn't know that Daji's shop on Zhonghe Street, which he was thinking of so much, was not open for business.She looked at the news sent by the blue bird with some melancholy.I didn't expect Queen Mother Xi to attack Bai Ze so soon, I really couldn't bear it.That's right, after all, Bai Ze has existed longer than Queen Mother Xi, and has greater appeal among monsters than Queen Mother West, not to mention that Queen Mother Xi has been coveting the pill in Bai Ze's hand for a long time.
I really didn't expect that even if Bai Ze fled to a foreign land, the Queen Mother of the West was still unwilling to give up, and even stretched out her hands to the neon.
"The little girl has an idea."
"Master Daji, please make it clear." Ajao stood beside Daji with her head bowed.
"To play with people's hearts, who else can compare to our Fox Clan."
"..." Ah Ji felt helpless, he was really just an ordinary wild beast, QAQ, who could only do a little illusion.Only you, the white-faced golden-haired nine-tails, can be so powerful, right?
"Heh~ Do you still remember the civet cats next door? I remember you still owe money to them?"
"Yes, Master Daji, are you going to pay it back for me? Don't give it to them, let me do it."
"Really? It's not impossible to give it to you, but you have to listen to me next."
Sitting at the poker table, Ao sighed, that old man Shigara is so easy to talk to, if only his daughter came.After all, the fox and the civet cat have been fighting for so many years, and the grievances have been accumulated for a long time. It is better for the younger generation to come forward in this kind of matter, right?
Thinking of this, he lost several hands in a row.The civet cat on the opposite side couldn't close its jaws in shock. "Ah, you... what's wrong with you today?"
Breathing out a puff of cigarette, A-Jo sighed, what else could it be? Of course it was because Daji-sama ordered it.He didn't want to be fed to snakes.
Thinking of this, the civet cats on the opposite side couldn't sit still.
"Ah...what on earth do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? I just want you to introduce Ms. Taifu Shigara to me. _(:з"∠)_"
"You want to see Miss?"
"Yes, see her."
"why?"
"Oh, because we foxes and civet cats have been fighting for so many years. Master Daji said that she is tired."
"This..." The civet cats on the opposite side looked at each other, they really couldn't figure out whether Ah Po was teasing them or if they really wanted to cooperate with the civet cats.
Ah Ji knocked on the table with the cigarette stick, as if she had seen through the thoughts of several people: "Of course I want to cooperate with you." If it weren't for Mr. Bai Ze, Daji would not be willing to give in, but who will accept it? I don't know this yet.After all, the news from Kunlun is that this willful adult still willfully rejected the proposals of all the monsters to help, but he will face the influence of the Queen Mother of the West alone.
Ah Yao had a headache, so he couldn't help taking a deep breath on his cigarette.When the gods fight, it is they, the underground little monsters, who suffer the most.
Seeing his inexplicable expression, as if bewitched, the people on the opposite side really called Taifu Shigara.After all, they really felt Aji's sincerity. →_→Today is the first time I won when I played cards with Aji.
"Why did you ask me to come here? Why don't you play cards with the fox here?" Mrs. Shigara felt angry when he saw the smirks of a few people.After losing so many times, you still dare to play?
"Miss Shigaraki, I didn't win their money today. I lost to them the money I won a few times ago."
"Oh?"
"I never lie."
"I'm a raccoon cat, not a human being." Mrs. Shigara obviously didn't believe in Ao's tricks, after all, she had seen this kind of tricks a lot.
"Heh ~ Ms. Shigara, don't be so angry. I am representing Daji-sama this time to cooperate with your civet cats. Do you still remember the last battle in Zhonghe Street (Note [-])?"
"Want to come again?"
"Not really. Presumably after that competition, the business of your civet cats has become more prosperous than before, right?"
"You foxes too."
"So I have an idea that can benefit us all. I don't know what you think, Ms. Shigara."
"Why?" Shigara Taifu is a sober person after all, knowing that there are no free benefits in the world.
"Because the lord wants us to do this. Do you agree with this reason?" As he said, Aji took the cigarette stick and tapped it in the direction of Yan Modian.
"Let me think about it."
"It needs to be done quickly."
"it is good!"
"The first Zhonghe beauty pageant has begun~ Come and see everyone~ Daji and Axiang will be there~ Please be sure to come to the beautiful ladies and sisters~"
Countless wild animals and civet cats ran around in the streets and alleys, quickly spreading the news.
Ghost Lantern couldn't help but groan when he heard the news.Did Daji come up with such an idea?This is not bad, after all, most of the dead are attracted to Zhonghe Street, and most of the others are unwilling to go out or have something to do.
Oh, then the rest is much simpler.This is hell here, and the ghostly aura and anger without the cover of the ghost aura are really bright for the ghosts.
"Xiaozhong."
"Hmm." The zombie girl bowed her head in front of the ghost lamp. "Let's have a fight once this is over."
"Still hitting? They all know that I was hit by you last time." Said the ghost lamp and glanced at Tang Gua next to him. "Tang Gua, do you think so?"
Tang Gua swallowed his saliva thinking about the horrifying fighting power of Zombie Girl Xiaozhong, he...he...he was really afraid of being beaten. QAQ.
"Think about today's game in Zhonghe Street, Ah Xiang is going too, I'm afraid you don't want to work overtime today." Ghost Lantern looked at Tang Gua and said suddenly.
Tang Gua, who understood immediately, broke out in a cold sweat. "Ghost...Master Ghost Lantern! What you said is true! Please don't embarrass me, Mr. Xiaozhong." Tang Gua swallowed his saliva and took a step forward thinking of Ah Xiang's smiling face.
Xiao Zhong tilted his head, blinked his eyes, looked at Tang Gua's shaking legs and covered his lips with a smile.
"Okay, step back, we have something to talk about."
Hearing Gui Deng's words, Tang Gua was so excited that he almost knelt on the ground and ran away quickly.
"Tsk, I didn't expect you to be so worthless now that you dare not face me head-on."
"Where is there. I am not as good as you, the goddess. You are also tired of pretending to be an ordinary zombie these years? Didn't the king of five reincarnations say anything when you came here today?"
"What can he say?"
"It's true, he didn't say anything when you refused to deal with the paperwork. If you want to talk about me..." Xiaozhong sighed before Ghost Lamp finished speaking.
"Some things just don't matter if you like them."
"Tsk tsk. It's true that people with a good temper these days can only be used as spare tires, but scumbags can be loved by thousands of people."
"Oh, don't you also like that scum."
"That's why scumbags always gather thousands of pets."
"Okay, you deal with what you have first, and then we will act together. Hmph, those little guys, I've grown tired of seeing them a long time ago."
"Well, I see injustice, and you because of personal enmity. Let's write it like this in future reports."
Outside the closed door of the Bliss Full Moon is a demonic aura that is visible to the naked eye, and those monsters also didn't expect that Bai Ze would be so shameless, to hide behind closed doors, and they couldn't break the formation outside the Bliss Full Moon .
Alas... is there anything more unlucky than this in the world?All the demons sighed, it's better to call Queen Mother Xi first.However, before he took out the phone, he saw a man, a woman and two ghosts walking away from the other side.
Some of the monsters couldn't help but tremble a few times, and murmured: "Why is she here again?"
The fear in the heart of the monster with good qualifications is even greater, because the female ghost is the goddess Ba who was expelled from Kunlun after the Battle of Chasing the Deer!They immediately thought that they had already offended the goddess, so they were not afraid to offend the goddess further.Anyway, Ba, who lost his god position, has become an ordinary evil ghost.
It's a pity that they didn't know how powerful Ba was, who was an ancient god and turned into a zombie by accident. Soon, a group of monsters were beaten to the ground by the two ghosts, revealing their prototypes.
Ghost Lamp put away the mace and clicked his tongue. "The white dolphin doesn't know what happened. The door is so smoky. There's no reason to open the door for business."
The door that was originally closed was also opened from the inside at this time.Bai Ze leaned against the door, looking at the two ghosts and the paralyzed monster with a half-smile. "The two adults don't know whether they are here to seek revenge or to reminisce about the past? If you are here to seek revenge like them, please go back. Is the Bliss Full Moon closed today?"
"A vengeance seeker!" Xiaozhong stretched out his hand, ignoring the formation that blocked the demons, and abruptly grabbed a rune. "Tsk, thanks to your golden core, if it weren't for that, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to break through the formation with strength."
The monsters pretending to be dead trembled when they heard the words, what?Bai Ze has actually been able to make golden pills? !You must know that the reason why the Queen Mother of the West is admired by so many monsters and even humans is because her alchemy ability is unmatched, especially the golden elixir known as the panacea...but... there is still one person in this world who can make it .Thinking of this, the clever monsters saw that Bai Ze really lost his temper.
To put it bluntly, apart from the fact that Bai Ze's paintings are ugly, the demons in Bai Ze's pictures are a bit ugly, he usually likes to provoke flowers and plants, and his singing voice is hard to describe. There is really nothing wrong with it.The demons had no hatred against him, but...the Queen Mother of the West said that bringing Bai Ze and the new Bai Chi back to Kunlun is half a golden pill for one person.
Now...Since Bai Ze is such a talkative person, why do they bother with such a thankless job?After all, they couldn't even get into QAQ... Thinking of all these monsters, they couldn't help but smile at Bai Ze flatteringly, hoping that his lord would forget about it in large numbers.
"Okay, I won't pursue it anymore, you guys go." Bai Ze squinted his eyes and waved his hands indifferently.These are just cannon fodder that Jin Dan squinted... Why should he care about these people.
Turning around to look at the two of Ghost Lamp Xiaozhong, Bai Ze waved his hands and retreated. "You two, please come in. But it is agreed that although you saved me, but... the golden core will not be discounted."
After closing the door, the ghost lamp couldn't help mocking: "Who are you showing your love for money?"
"I know why I need to say more, but I didn't expect Yan Motang to take care of this matter?"
"Heh, you still don't thank me? If it wasn't for me, any god or ghost would come here, and your formation could be broken in one go."
"Oh, let's break it, I want to play with them anyway." Bai Ze lowered his head and drank his tea, refusing to admit that he had long expected that the ghost lamp would help him get rid of people other than the Queen Mother of the West.
"That's right...then you know why there are no other gods today. Or do people come to your place to watch the fun?"
"why?"
"Because there is a competition in Hezhong Street today. Daji, Axiang, and even Lilith are here."
"What?!" Bai Ze put down his teacup and suddenly stood up. "Why didn't you say it earlier?"
"Oh? You can't hold back as soon as Bai Chi falls asleep. Tsk, scumbag!" Said the ghost lamp and glanced at Xiaozhong who was frighteningly low in air pressure as soon as he entered the door.But... all the people here are ghosts and gods, as if they didn't feel the terrifying aura.Tsk, the white dolphin really doesn't want to live, he couldn't help sighing, but at the same time he was inexplicably happy.The ghost lamp instantly began to despise itself.
"Hmm... After all, the incandescent is still young, so... it won't affect well." Bai Ze smiled and patted his head.
"Tsk." Gui Deng and Xiao Zhong suddenly felt itchy.
"Let's not talk about this first, have you already helped me deal with it?" Bai Ze said firmly, but he had a careless look on his face.
"It's done, so let's get paid."
"Huh? Remuneration?" Bai Ze pretended to be puzzled while twisting the red rope, "I don't remember what remuneration I need to give you."
"Ten golden pills per person."
"Oh, that's it? I didn't expect the worth of the two of you to be so low. Tsk, or do you mean that all of your subordinates are freelancers?"
"Then what else do you want to give you? After all, you can't afford the money, right? Who doesn't know that most of your income is spent on prostitution."
"_(:з"∠)_Don't speak so harshly. "Bai Ze blew on the tea soup, and smiled while holding the hot tea. "Xiao Zhong, why haven't you talked since you've been here for so long?"Hmm...do you want to meet the cat? "
"No, Lord Ghost Lantern has already given me the one from Yan Modian, and now it can help me deal with paperwork every day."
"What... what!" Bai Ze stood up in disbelief, staring at the ghost lamp fiercely, as if he was going to chop the ghost lamp into pieces.He really didn't expect that Ghost Lantern would actually give the cat he gave away to someone else.
Looking at Bai Ze's darkened face and Ghost Lamp's forbearance trying to hide it, he was in a good mood.It's really good~ Although she can't really do anything, it's still good to keep the two of them separated.After all, although she has become a zombie, she will also be jealous~
"Besides, I don't want any reward from you. Master Ghost Lantern and I just happened to meet. Emmm... I came here to seek revenge." After finishing speaking, Xiaozhong tilted his head and stopped talking.
Xiaozhong didn't mention any price, but now Bai Ze didn't understand. At first, he wondered how the Ghost Lamp didn't use Yatengu to get so many people. It turned out that they used ghosts or Yatengu, but zombies!Hmph(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻ Bai Ze was annoyed, he wanted to say that he would be fine without the help of the ghost lamp, but he still couldn't say the hurtful words. "No matter what, thank you both~" Waving his hands seemingly indifferently, Bai Ze really took ten golden pills for each of them. "Here... Here it is for you, use it as jelly beans."
Xiaozhong didn't move, he got up and left directly, but Ghost Lantern was not polite, he reached out and took both copies into his arms.
"What are you doing! That share is not for you!" Bai Ze scolded angrily.
"Oh." Ghost Lamp said lightly, then sat on the seat and looked at Bai Ze motionlessly, without any other expression.
Seeing Ghost Lamp's unmoved indifference, Bai Ze was furious, "I didn't say that! Today's matter can be settled without you and me!"
"Hold in the formation like a turtle?"
"That's called avoiding harm!"
"Really? If you didn't have a group of people protecting you, do you really think you are still alive and kicking?"
Bai Ze paused for a moment when he raised his fist, then lowered it again.He stared at the ghost lamp closely and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Qingniao, Bi Fang, Meixi, Daji..." Gui Deng couldn't help turning black after reading the names, why are they all females or women==, but let's talk about this kind of thing later. "If it wasn't for them to provide information and attract attention, no matter how many zombies there are, there is no way to find out that big monster among ghosts and gods. So now, do you still think that you are really only relying on yourself?... You see The monsters that arrived are just two or three kittens that were left out at the end. After all, the Queen Mother of the West also used the golden elixir as a lure this time."
"..." Bai Ze slumped on the chair in frustration after hearing this. "Yes, in fact, I am really useless, I need your blessing to live."
Ghost Lantern grabbed his clothes and forced him to look directly into his eyes. "Are you really so useless!"
Bai Ze gently got out of Ghost Lantern's hands, "I'm not excited, I won't make a move. Queen Mother Xi should also stop for a while now, haven't you already released the news that I will be a golden elixir, ah - if They're here for that, and they won't hurt me."
"..." Gui Deng was speechless, picked up the mace that was put aside, turned around and left.
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