Chronicle of Emperor Jing

I'll let you go when I get bored.

When Emperor Jing said this at the time, he didn't know that he would say similar words many times in the future. Whenever Wei Yan was restless, hesitant, desperate and wanted to resist, Wei Yan couldn't help but ask him if he was serious. And he will confirm it over and over again. It is obviously a ruthless agreement, but it seems to have a magic spell, and it has a strange soothing power, which can make people feel at ease.

No matter how many years have passed, Emperor Jing will never forget his feelings when he said this sentence for the first time.At that time, he was still very young, and when he was dissatisfied with Double Ten, he had already stood at the pinnacle of power, sitting on the world, and pointing out the country. The little guard, he can still kill and crush.

But it was just such a small guard who forced him to make this promise, and what is even more hateful is that he made this promise voluntarily, just to make his heart less irritable, just to make the other party's eyes Rejuvenated in.

Emperor Jing was so resentful at the time, more because he was forced to make a promise before the matter reached that point. The ending that will come is not his habit in the past.

Thunder, rain and dew are all the grace of the king.How to decide in the future should be decided by his Sacred Heart and Qiankun. Wei Yan only needs to thank him at that time, instead of using various means to force him to make a promise early as he is doing now.

When Emperor Jing thought of this, the unwillingness and resentment in his heart were really deeper than the sea.

Although what will happen to this person after he falls out of favor, I am afraid that he will never be able to get a little attention from him again, but when he is in love, he uses such a calm and cold attitude to confess to this person who has fallen into a knot because he did not think of this for a while. The treatment he will do to him on that day is simply to tear off the mask of false warmth at this time. It is the best evidence to show that the king is ruthless, mean and ungrateful. That's why he said this when he said this. Resentment.

How long a person can maintain an interest in another person's body is really hard to tell, the answer to this question usually varies from person to person, and when the person is an emperor, the answer is even more pathetic and impotent.

Given the size of the world, if one person is supported, everything enjoyed by the emperor is the best, such as food, clothing, shelter, transportation, women, and of course men.If Emperor Jing had vowed that his interest in Wei Yan would last his whole life, Emperor Jing himself would not have believed it, and of course Wei Yan would not have believed it, let alone anyone else.

Therefore, at that time, telling him that he would let him go after he was bored was not a lie that was said on a whim to deceive him, but a promise made by the king with a very serious attitude.

As for how this promise gradually turned into a lie to deceive people with the passage of time, it can only be said that the world is impermanent.

However, at that time, Emperor Jing's mood was the anger after being forced to reveal his true face, and his deep reflection on why he was so restless that he made such a promise.

And Wei Yan, after hearing what the emperor said, his mind has been in a state of confusion.The emperor's words let him see the coming of the day of liberation, and gave birth to new hope. However, there is such a piece of fragrant steamed bun hanging in front of his nose. If he can't stretch his neck to reach it, it is simply very difficult.

Therefore, for Wei Yan, the most important thing is to think about the method to eat this fragrant bun. Unfortunately, there are many methods, but every one of them has the possibility of self-defeating.

I'll let you go when I get bored.

No matter how stupid Wei Yan is, he still understands that the "disgust" mentioned by the emperor refers to "boredom" rather than "disgust".The emperor promised to let him go one day when he lost interest in his body, but if the emperor hated him one day, it might not be the case.

In many cases, people will naturally get tired of someone, something and something as time goes by. For example, if a person likes to eat big fish and meat, and then he eats every day, every month, every year, one day he may suddenly get bored After eating big fish and big meat, but want to try porridge and small dishes, of course there are people who will not get tired of eating.

But sometimes in extreme cases, someone will skip "boredom" and directly convert it into "disgust". For example, the person who likes to eat big fish and meat is forced by someone with a knife Continue to stuff big fish and meat into his stomach like a duck, and vomit after eating, and he will probably feel disgusted with big fish and meat in less than a day.

The speed here is difficult to grasp, and Wei Yan thinks he doesn't have the ability to measure it.If you are facing ordinary people, it doesn't matter if you pass it, but when you are facing a king, the consequences of a one-word difference are very serious.

The attendant has been in front of the emperor for several years. Of course, Wei Yan knows what the emperor hates, but if he wants the emperor to feel tired of him unconsciously, without directly deteriorating into disgust, Wei Yan is stunned. I can't think of a good way to leave no trace.

He dare not try these methods of being smart, being proud of being favored, and taking the initiative to invite pets, and even if he wanted to try, he would have no chance. "Being smart" needs opportunities, and "being proud of favors" also needs opportunities. Besides, he still has lingering fears about the last time he was imprisoned in a busy city. Although the emperor kept the memorial of impeachment against him, he still punished him. , how dare to try easily?

As for "actively inviting pets", this matter cannot be decided by him at all.When, how, and to what extent are you lucky for him? The emperor has always been arbitrarily arbitrarily determined, and he is not allowed to say anything. How can he say "invite favors actively"?

To sum up, Wei Yan was always in a state of being out of reach for the fragrant bun in front of his nose. Although he was full of expectations, he was powerless.

One is that after the true face is revealed, he becomes angry from embarrassment, sees that everything is not pleasing to the eye, and wants to find trouble from time to time, and the other is to be careful and flatter when he can't ask for the fragrant buns in front of him, plus he doesn't know the years in the mountains In the freehand brushwork of passing away, these few short days have passed quite absurdly.

In the past few days, since the emperor has the idea of ​​finding faults, he can naturally find faults by picking and picking. It is not surprising that Wei Yan is often blamed.

"I've never seen someone so stupid as Qing."

It was a great honor for His Majesty the Emperor to utter this sentence in a golden eloquence, and he repeatedly confirmed it in his ears. In the end, even Wei Yan himself felt that he was really too stupid.

But since he knew he was stupid, why did the emperor order him to accompany him to appreciate the painting and give chess?

He was not interested in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting since he was a child, and he was a general in the first place, so he was not good at literary skills, so it was normal for him to be ignorant of these things.But the emperor clearly knew that the conversation with him on this road was a waste of time playing the piano with the cow, and he had to drag him to watch the Tibetan paintings in the Xishan Palace together.

The ones that were brought into the palace must be famous paintings. Although Wei Yan didn't know where it was good, he still said "I think it's very good".However, the emperor refused to give up after hearing this comment, and insisted on asking him what was good. At that time, they were stopping in front of a picture of a spring scene, and he didn't think much about blurting out the words "very lively".After hearing this, the emperor burst out laughing heartily. After a long while, the emperor stopped laughing and spit out the words "unlearned and incompetent".

Well, he is indeed ignorant, and only thinks "very lively" about this red and green spring scene, but wouldn't it be more boring for the emperor who knew he was ignorant and dragged him to desecrate famous paintings?

Of course, Wei Yan only dared to slander these words, and never dared to say them out loud, otherwise, he really thought his life was too long.

Also, killing a beginner who has just been enlightened in chess skills like this, without leaving any weapons and surrendering, can it bring out the emperor's superb skills in this way?

"Be serious for me, if you win, you will have a lottery, if you lose..."

Without the emperor's reminder, Wei Yan also knew very well the rule that if you win, you will get a lottery, but if you lose, you will be miserable.However, if a person has lost fifteen games in a row in three days, then no matter how terrible the tragedy will be, it is absolutely insensitive.

Wei Yan nodded yes to the emperor's words, then lowered his head and pretended to observe the chessboard, silently counted thirty times, and made easy moves. As for the place where the pieces should be placed, just look more appropriate.Anyway, if you lose well, you lose, and if you lose ugly, you lose. Unless the emperor is willing to release water, he will not turn defeat into victory no matter what he does.

On the chessboard, the white pieces have become the potential of a potential dragon in the abyss, echoing from head to tail, and the winner is sure; as for the black pieces, they are naturally scattered, trapped in a corner.Emperor Jing tapped the chess pieces lightly on the chessboard a few times, entering the final stage.

In fact, if he managed it carefully, with Wei Yan's stick-to-the-wall approach and unwillingness to go one step further, Heizi would not have lost so badly. It's a pity that Wei Yan already had the idea of ​​early death and early rebirth, so he was defeated like a mountain. No matter what, there is no way to recover.

Someone wants to bring victory to his door, of course Emperor Jing will not be polite.

The so-called loss will be miserable, of course it means that he will be bullied by him after losing. Today, Wei Yan lost six games in a row to him, and every game was terrible. Emperor Jing didn't even bother to calculate whether he won him. How many times, I just know that I can toss him hard.

I have tried many poses and tricks in the past few days. Although Wei Yan is not very good at cooperating, at least he is no longer as stiff as a rock. Of course, Emperor Jing had a great time playing.

After having fun, it is inevitable to have a long look at Shu, when Emperor Jing approached the corner of his lips, he remembered what he hadn't finished that night, and suddenly became interested again.

Compared with serving the emperor with his body, Wei Yan was more resistant to this matter. He didn't want to do it, let alone do it well, so he lowered his head and dawdled for a while, but still couldn't satisfy the emperor.

"Idiot, Qing did it on purpose...forget it...learn it for me..."

Wei Yan is indeed the stupidest person he has ever met, such a simple matter can't satisfy him, so Emperor Jing can only personally teach him how to do this matter.

Before Wei Yan could react, the emperor changed his posture, pushed him down on the couch, and lowered his head.

"Your Majesty..." Wei Yan yelled tremblingly, his whole body froze.

He never thought that the emperor would serve him like this.

The emperor ordered him to serve him like this, and he always felt that the emperor was humiliating him, but now, is he humiliating the emperor?

Wei Yan vaguely felt that there was something wrong with this matter, but his head quickly became a mess, and he no longer had time to think about these things.

Emperor Jing's skills were not comparable to that of a fool like Wei Yan, but Wei Yan collapsed on the couch after only a cup of tea.

"The taste is very good." After finishing, Emperor Jing's fingertips slowly brushed his lips, and then he handed it forward with a smile, "Qing also have a taste."

Unexpectedly, the person who had just enjoyed bliss turned his head away in disgust.

disgust?I haven't hated it yet, but Wei Yan dares to hate it. Is it due to repair?

Emperor Jing had no intention of pampering him, especially on the couch, when he occasionally had a little temper, he could regard it as a hobby on the couch, but once pampering became a habit, it would take a lot of effort to correct it , so he will not easily forgive this obviously disobedient behavior in front of him.

For a while, he stopped talking, just pinched Wei Yan's chin, and turned around vigorously. After seeing clearly, he froze for a while, and the displeasure caused by his attitude just now disappeared quickly.

The person in front of him closed his eyes tightly, not only his cheeks were flushed red, the tip of his nose, the corners of his eyes and even his ears were so red that it seemed as if he could bleed, obviously he was ashamed to the extreme.

Emperor Jing couldn't help laughing when he saw this.Although Wei Yan was older than him, he didn't have much experience in this matter. At this time, Emperor Jing was sure that the maid who taught him must have only taught him one posture. No wonder it seemed awkward to ask him to change his appearance. kill him.

He would blush just hearing such a charming intercourse like just now, let alone experiencing it himself.Moreover, just looking at his current appearance, it is obvious that he still has not learned what he needs to learn with his heart.Forget it, let him teach slowly when he has time.

Emperor Jing thought in his mind that he could not be condoned, but the decisions he made were all condoned without knowing it.