Chronicle of Emperor Jing

Although there was such an agreement with Wei Yan, although Emperor Jing was very sure that he would be able to get what he wanted in the end and let Wei Yan willingly let him toss, but Emperor Jing was not busy reaping the results, but was focused on making Wei Yan grew fat and strong.

Even if you have the heart to kill and eat your prey, you should serve it with delicious food and drink beforehand, and then you can start to start. I believe everyone understands this truth.

Therefore, the most urgent task for Emperor Jing is to negotiate again with Commander Shen Mo and Shen Da about Wei Yan's errand at hand.

This time, beyond Emperor Jing's expectation, it turned out to be a very successful communication.

In the past, he was so talkative, let him talk out of his mouth, and still didn't even bother to give him a superfluous look at Commander Shen. I don't know if it was because when he got up early this morning, he knocked his head in a hurry, and suddenly became very talkative.

No matter what Emperor Jing said, he was there to answer respectfully. Even some unreasonable requests made by Emperor Jing, such as Emperor Jing's wish that Wei Yan only need to go to the library for half a day to check every day from now on, Shen Mo immediately agreed. down.

Emperor Jing couldn't figure it out, why did Shen Mo suddenly become so reasonable, if he didn't hit his head, could it be that his conscience found out, and he suddenly knew how to share his worries?

Emperor Jing thought about this for a while, but he didn't think about it any more. Anyway, his goal has been achieved, and the rest are trivial matters that don't need to be taken into consideration.

In this way, Wei Yan began to go to the library every morning to make out with paper and ink documents, and then returned to the palace in the afternoon to be raised like a pig by Emperor Jing. The contrast between the two extremes was very serious.

As for Emperor Jing himself, he was not as lucky as Wei Yan. His daily schedule was always monotonous as follows: in the morning, when there was a court meeting, he went to the court meeting; Memorials, occasionally summoned ministers who came to thank you, to say goodbye, to cry, to ask for trouble, and to ask for a private audience. The arrangement at night depends on the situation. When he is busy, he will continue to be with the memorial for several hours. When he is free, He just finds some entertainment for recreation, or goes to the harem to relax.Of course, with Wei Yan, he didn't even have time to go to the harem to relax.

Moreover, Emperor Jing seldom actually had free time. At this time, the courtiers wrote a lot of nonsense in writing memorials. In addition to important military affairs and people's livelihood, many courtiers even had to report on trivial matters, and they often quoted scriptures and scriptures. He had to show off his writing skills at every turn, show off his calligraphy, and come up with a ten-thousand-word book, which directly led to the huge number of memorials that Emperor Jing had to correct every day.

Emperor Jing ascended the throne at the age of four and took charge of the government. He is currently only a little over 19 years old.

Years of imperial education and imperial career have long made him understand that if an emperor wants to be stable and command the world, it doesn't really matter whether he has the ability or not. The name of righteousness, and then the posture that should be done must be in place.

Dayi is very mysterious.It is very necessary when there is a great disparity in power, and the name of righteousness can instantly make the weaker side stronger.When power has an absolute advantage, it is still indispensable. With the fig leaf of righteousness, many unnecessary troubles can be avoided in the history books when things are done and the aftermath is recorded.

Just like when he was able to ascend the throne back then, it was because he himself represented the orthodoxy and occupied the righteousness. The reason why the "reverse king case" was settled so quickly was because King You was not orthodox and did not have the title of righteousness.

Emperor Jing wants to clean the House of Internal Affairs this time and replace it with someone he trusts. It is certainly feasible to chop off the heads of those who he dislikes in a fit of anger, but if he does so, he will inevitably leave a bad reputation of tyranny, and the same is true. Cleaning and replacing people, clearing up officials is undoubtedly such an extremely useful excuse for righteousness.

Whether it is in the court or in the history books in the future, this is a high-sounding reason that people dare not refute. As for the original reason for this purge, who dares to delve into it?

As for the posture, Corporal Li Xian's posture has always been well done by Emperor Jing, the only exception is probably when facing Wei Yan.

In front of Wei Yan, he was just too lazy to pretend, and wanted to show him the worst side of himself. It was useless for Wei Yan to be obedient and obedient. Anyway, he couldn't help but bully him, and he never bullied him. Soft hands, of course, once the bullying is too much, he can't help coaxing Wei Yan and giving him various compensations, this kind of inexplicable mentality, he himself can't understand.

Finally, when it comes to the title of diligent government and loving the people, Emperor Jing feels that he deserves it. Anyway, he has never been lazy in anything he should do, and even when he is lazy, he still says to the public that he is busy with political affairs. , This gesture is definitely first-class diligence.

As for loving the people, this is not decided by Emperor Jing alone. Usually, diligence is part of loving the people, but as a king, Emperor Jing will definitely choose to be the country when there is a conflict between the country and the people, so this love for the people is only It can be incidental, and it should be considered first when it does not conflict with other things. Therefore, Emperor Jing inevitably felt a little guilty when he brazenly gave himself the title of loving the people.

However, as long as this selection incident is over, Emperor Jing feels that he can still be worthy of the words of loving the people. The situation has developed to this point. In fact, the cause of the incident is no longer important. Anyway, the result is the most important.

Wei Yan insisted that there was nothing wrong with the statement of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. It was because Wei Yan had always stood in the position of serving the country and was thinking about the extension of the royal family. As long as Wei Yan stood in the position of serving the people, he would be able to make himself obedient immediately. Acknowledge your mistake.So regarding this matter, Emperor Jing was not in a hurry at all, and was always busy with the work of fattening Wei Yan.

In order to be able to supervise Wei Yan's fattening process anytime and anywhere, Emperor Jing specially ordered someone to separate an inner room from the room he used for daily office work in Zhaoren Hall. In the interior.

The interior is luxuriously and comfortably furnished for maximum enjoyment.Every day at noon, Emperor Jing struggled desperately with his pile of memorials as high as a hill, while Wei Yan lay down beside him to take a nap.

After only two or three days like this, Emperor Jing's heart was extremely unbalanced.He was so exhausted that he had a headache and hand pain, but Wei Yan was sleeping leisurely and leisurely. Such a strong contrast aroused his irrepressible resentment, and he couldn't help but move his hands and feet, tossing and tossing In the past, it directly caused his efficiency in correcting memorials to be almost zero.

After tossing for a few days, Emperor Jing realized that going on like this was not an option.Correcting the memorial, if today is postponed to tomorrow, and if tomorrow is postponed to the day after tomorrow, it will only accumulate more and more, and Emperor Jing will be blamed by Wei Yan if the accumulation is too much.

"Your Majesty, I have already said that this is not possible. I implore Your Majesty, don't mess around in the future." Every time the time is delayed in the daytime and it is necessary to turn on the lights and fight at night to correct the piled up memorials, Wei Yan will remonstrate so solemnly he.

"Is this my fault alone? You slept so comfortably, but I didn't get to sleep. Can you bear this kind of thing on you?" Hearing what he said, Emperor Jing immediately asked angrily.

If it wasn't for Wei Yan's life being too comfortable, causing him to be extremely jealous, he would have made a fuss about Wei Yan, and in the end, he would have delayed his business?

That being the case, whose fault is this, do I need to say more?

Anyway, no matter how you say it, His Majesty the Emperor, who thinks he is wronged and uncomfortable, will never admit that he is wrong.

Faced with the emperor's sharp rhetorical question, Wei Yan could only be speechless.It's good for him to say something. Obviously, the emperor forced him to sleep, but the emperor came to envy him to sleep. How can this matter be settled so that the emperor will be satisfied?

Seeing that Wei Yan was so questioned that he had nothing to say, so he shut up and didn't dare to nag anymore, Emperor Jing's mood couldn't help soaring.

But such a noisy day and hard work at night obviously didn't match his original plan to fatten up Wei Yan.Therefore, after learning from the painful experience, Emperor Jing finally discussed with Wei Yan a plan that was acceptable to both of them.

That is, after lunch, the two of them took a walk together to digest food, then took a nap together, and had snacks together after getting up, and finally Jingdi officially started working, and Wei Yan sat next to him, helping work with him.

Because many memorials talk too much nonsense, Emperor Jing would often throw the memorials to Wei Yan who had read the first ten lines and hadn't figured out what they were going to do, and he would read the next one himself.

The efficiency of two people correcting memorials together is indeed much higher than that of him working alone, but asking Wei Yan to help with the work seems to be against Emperor Jing's original purpose of raising Wei Yan like a pig pen.

For this reason, Emperor Jing was troubled all night.When he went to court on the second day, the court made a decree to change the memorial cover system inherited from the emperor Gaozu in the Jing Dynasty, requiring courtiers to use red seals for military affairs, state affairs and people's livelihood. For the Shangzuo, the official seals the Shangzuo in blue, and other excerpts are sealed with plain seals, and military affairs, national affairs, and people's livelihood must be concise and nonsense. If the theme is not found within three lines, it will be returned and rewritten. All fines that cannot be changed within three months Penalties.

As soon as this decree came out, it naturally caused an uproar among the courtiers.Jing Dynasty has always used red seals to show respect for the king. Naturally, the veterans were worried that Emperor Jing's change would damage the majesty of the king. However, Emperor Jing's move won the approval of the young courtiers, especially in late March. The young courtiers who had just entered the palace were all young and energetic, and they wanted to make a big difference in their hearts. They did not want to be restrained by the old courtiers' old rules.

In this match between the court and China, Emperor Jing was slightly better.Then Emperor Jing returned a batch of nonsense and incomprehensible excerpts for several days in a row. The court reprimanded a group of courtiers who used the color of the cover of the cover, and then made a concession, and changed the other excerpts to play on the cover of the red color. Give an explanation to the old officials who desperately want to maintain the dignity of the royal family and the majesty of the king. This matter has become a rule at this point.

In this way, Emperor Jing's workload has dropped significantly. At least a large number of excerpts have been classified by him into the category of whether you can read them or not, as long as you just flip through them casually. Moreover, he is too lazy to write those excerpts himself, but let Bingbi's servant I did it directly.

In this way, Emperor Jing would have more time to spend with Wei Yan.Just at this time, an imperial cook who is good at Jiangnan folk snacks came to the palace. Emperor Jing transferred him to the small kitchen of the bedroom. In addition to the three main meals every day, he also served various snacks as meals, such as steamed stuffed buns, steamed buns, Scallion pancakes, vegetable buns, sweet bean paste buns, spring rolls, pancakes, beef soup, candied lotus root porridge, and other snacks were eaten all the way. After more than ten days, Emperor Jing felt the excess on Wei Yan's waist again. Only a little bit of meat will finally feel that you're done.

In these days when Wei Yan was free, Emperor Jing had made love with him several times, and his body was no longer as greedy as it was in the previous period.It's just that he was worried that Wei Yan would be tired, and every time he favored him, he didn't dare to be too indulgent. .

As before, bullying Wei Yan to the point of tears and begging to the point of hoarseness, it has been a long time since I did it, and Emperor Jing always felt that he was not enjoying himself enough.

Now, since he has finally fattened up Wei Yan, the next step is to slaughter and eat the tooth-beating sacrifice.

Emperor Jing felt that it was feasible to kill the prey directly after sharpening the knife, but it was obviously more interesting to let the prey be automatically depilated and dirty, cooked, laid on a plate, and brought to his mouth.In order to achieve his wish, let Wei Yan automatically admit his mistakes and be punished automatically, Emperor Jing took him out of the palace some day.

These days, he is afraid that Wei Yan will have psychological pressure, which will affect the process of fattening and growing strong, and he has never mentioned this matter, as if there is no such thing at all. Of course, he will not mention the purpose of this trip now, just to bring Follow Wei Yan to wander around.

There was no court meeting on the day they went out, so they left the palace gate before noon, and lunch was at random.

Wei Yan may not know where Random Residence is, but Emperor Jing knows it all.During the period when Wei Yan was not in the capital, he went in and out of here many times, so he naturally knew how tough the folk customs here are.

Even with his status as the king of a country, he still often became a topic of discussion among the people, and when these guys talked about it, they refused to give him any face, which often made him extremely depressed.

The government and the public have been arguing about the recent election, and people who live in the house are discussing what, even if he didn't arrange eyes and ears here, he can guess a little bit, not to mention that he has arranged a lot of eyes and ears.

Emperor Jing brought Wei Yan and others into the free residence. He simply rejected the waiter's offer to take them upstairs to the private room, and found an empty table in the lobby on the first floor, and sat down.

The accompanying guards have accompanied the emperor here many times, and have long been accustomed to the emperor's demeanor. At this time, there was no response, and they didn't even need the emperor's greeting. Some of them stepped forward and sat with the emperor. A seat of personal protection, and the rest quickly dispersed, occupying a favorable position in the crowd to sit on guard.

Only Wei Yan was the first time to accompany the emperor to live freely. He found that the emperor wanted to sit next to the people in the lobby, and immediately objected:

"My lord, this place is not appropriate. This subordinate thinks it's better for us to have a private room."

Outside, all the guards called His Majesty the Emperor your son.

There are people everywhere here, if there are killers and assassins appearing, it is almost impossible to guard against, just from the safety point of view, Wei Yan strongly opposed the emperor's move to sit in the lobby.

It's a pity that the emperor was unmoved, and the other guards didn't come to support him. All of them seemed to be used to it for granted. It might also be because they had already talked too much in front of the emperor, and they were too lazy to persuade him. According to the usual reasoning, the reason is obvious It must be the latter.

Because after hearing what he said, the emperor laughed there without saying a word. He didn't talk to him at all, but started pouring tea for them.

Seeing this scene, Wei Yan had no choice but to sit down next to the emperor and carefully pay attention to the movement around him.

"Wei Yan, you are good in most aspects, but there is one thing that is not good." Emperor Jing pushed the poured tea cup in front of Wei Yan, and said slowly to Wei Yan who was waiting for him, "Enjoy All the riches and honors in the world don't know the sufferings of the people. From now on, let's understand the sufferings of the people well."