Biao Han
Chapter 84 Naked People, This Is Called Art
As soon as Hao Ren said that, Song Moran knew what Hao Ren wanted to do.
Song Moran dissuaded him: "Brother, you should think about it carefully, it's the British Museum."
"Oh! Didn't you say that you are a chivalrous thief? Why did foreigners take away your good things from the exhibition, so why don't you steal them?" Hao Ren intentionally provoked Song Moran.
Song Moran smiled wryly and said: "Please!! If my great-grandpa and I hadn't visited frequently a few years ago, they wouldn't be so strict now. Now the entire British Museum is heavily guarded, there are many experts, and there are many high-tech traps It’s very troublesome with weapons.”
Hearing about the trap, Hao Ren immediately thought of Master Tongtian, but unfortunately, he is no longer here.Otherwise, with him around, any traps would be paper in front of his eyes. Thinking of this, he immediately poured his zhenqi into Huagai acupoint first.
Still at that speed, after Hao Ren entered the meridians, he suddenly felt the meridian, and his dantian was empty.However, what is different from the previous feeling is that in the innermost part of the dantian, I can really feel the existence of another kind of power, which is where the Master Tongtian compressed all the true energy and all the true energy of the Tsing Yi monk.
"There's nothing to be afraid of if you have difficulties. Didn't you say that if you have difficulties, you have to go up, and if you don't have difficulties, you have to go up if you create difficulties. Come on, don't waste time, you can disguise me first, and then let's talk about this matter and see how to do it." Hao Ren sat down. Among the things he asked Song Moran to prepare, there was the matter of disguise.
Song Moran took out the tools he had brought earlier, and began to make up with disguise like a professional makeup artist, while saying: "It's not that I'm afraid of difficulties, but the risk factor is really high. Two years ago, my grandfather and I went to the last At that time, my great-grandfather had just broken through to the tenth-level powerhouse. That’s how he was. He escaped after being injured a little to protect me. Later, he let me go out on my own, and warned me that I must never go to Great Britain by myself. Museum."
"Don't worry, you're not alone, let's go together." Hao Ren teased Song Moran with a smile, what he was thinking about now was to get the jade Chi pattern bi for Xia Ling.
"..." Song Moran was speechless, and his nature was unrestrained.Even though he has personally experienced danger, he has no fear.
"Since the elder brother wants to go, the younger brother will of course accompany him to the end. Brother, do you want to surpass the eighth-level powerhouse with the jade chisel pattern?" Song Moran disguised Hao Ren.while asking.
"No, I don't need that kind of thing at all." Hao Renxin said, he has better resources than that, he now has all the power of a tenth-level powerhouse in his body, and his meridians have been improved again, although His power has been discounted, but he used his power for his own use.It is not easy to surpass the eighth-level powerhouse.
"Her injury requires opening up the meridians of her whole body..." Thinking of Xia Ling, Hao Ren's expression.Somewhat sad.
Song Moran immediately understood, and said very firmly: "Damn, it's because of my sister-in-law. Brother, you should have said it earlier. You can't steal the jade chi pattern. My name, Song Moran, is written upside down."
"Yes." Hao Ren agreed, "If we can't steal it, we can still steal it."
"Brother, don't rob me. If such a non-technical thing gets out, it will ruin my brand." Song Moran changed his face and put on makeup very quickly, and the two of them chatted and talked, and they were basically done.
I took out the passport and ID card I got and compared them, and there was no problem.Hand over the passport and ID card in hand to Hao Ren, both are Hong Kong permanent resident documents, visa-free, and can freely enter and exit most countries in the world.I compared myself with my fake certificate and started to make up.
These passports can be found by checking, because this in itself is real.These are all those people who are unlikely to go abroad, and after they are done, they are sold to middlemen.With these large numbers of passports and identity documents, they find relatively similar-looking ones, and with a little make-up, they can use them openly and aboveboard.
"Don't worry, you can do it if you are skilled. If you fail, I will come again." Hao Ren said with a smile, and looked at the above by himself, and it was really similar.
Regarding the issue of stealing or robbing, although the two of them just said this, there was already a big disturbance in Song Moran's heart.He is well aware that the British Museum is strictly controlled, because many people in China, including the Song family, have made a scene or stole a lot of things, which has dealt a serious blow to the British Museum.
That's why the British government has deployed many elite soldiers and the most advanced high-tech to take precautions.
I am much stronger than I was two years ago, but?Can the Jade Chi pattern be stolen from the closely guarded British Museum?No, you must steal it out, otherwise you will lose the family of the god of thieves.
Song Moran was well prepared, even getting his clothes ready, and when he arrived in Hong Kong, he took a plane and headed straight to England.
Along the way, Song Moran added to Hao Ren the knowledge of the British Museum, so when he got off the plane, Hao Ren already had an understanding of all aspects of the British Museum.
The British Museum (The British Museum), a comprehensive museum located in London, England, is one of the largest and most famous museums in the world, established in 1753.At present, the museum has a collection of more than 600 million items.Due to space constraints, there are still a large number of collections that have not been publicly displayed.The museum was officially opened to the public on January 1759, 1. According to Song Moran, he now has many dangerous items, which are no longer on public display.
The excuse is the space limitation. In fact, these things are hidden in the underground vault of the British Museum.When it comes to this, Song Moran has a lot of treasures, blue and white porcelain plate with mandarin fish pattern in Yuan Dynasty, Egyptian Rosetta Stone (the most precious one among the batch of Egyptian cultural relics acquired by Britain after Napoleon’s defeat in Egypt), and the temple of Paninon in Athens. Marble carvings (obtained in 1816, the Greeks have been asking for their return), the head of Pharaoh Amenhotep III (Amenhotep) (purchased in 1823), the head of Themesses II (Ramesses) (acquired by the British Consul General in Egypt in 1818) Donation), Franks (acquired in 1867), Portland Vase.
These are what the British Museum has the nerve to say, and there are many more when they are traveling around the world.Looted.Among them, there are many things looted from the Garden of China Wanyuan.
Those things were also the main goals of Song Moran and his great-grandfather back then, and they got back a lot of things back then.Later, the British side dispatched troops again.It was exerting pressure and dispatching strong men to force their grandparents to stop.
About this passage, Hao Ren wanted to hear the most. It turned out that Song Moran was brought up by his great-grandfather himself.At that time, he was reluctant to concentrate on cultivation, whether it was martial arts or family skills, so his great-grandfather took him on a tour, as to why he wanted to steal from the British Museum.In Song Moran's words, it's all his mess.
Song Moran's great-grandfather still had a fresh memory of this period of history.Bring it up often.Although it is said that the strong who have surpassed the eighth level can live for a hundred years longer.However, when people are old, they all have a habit of nagging.
After nagging too much, Song Moran was so angry at that time that he was angry with his grandfather.Said that if he was really capable, why didn't he get all those things back, now the two countries have to take care of them, they don't need it.Have the ability to get it back.
Because of his words, a legendary story at that time was triggered.
Song Moran's great-grandfather took him to and from the British Museum eleven times in a row.Seventeen pieces of various precious objects were stolen.Especially the next few times, they were all under the strict defense of the opponent, and there were also a few times when they made a noise to die. The last time, Song Moran was trapped by others.In order to save him, his great-grandpa suffered some injuries, so the two stopped and sneaked back to the country.
Since then, Song Moran has collected his temperament and changed a lot.As for the seventeen treasures, such as the "Admonitions of Female History" by the painter Gu Kaizhi of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, there are also exquisite Shang and Zhou bronzes and the Dunhuang cultural relics brought to England by Stein at the beginning of the last century.It has already been handed over to the place that should have them through special channels.
As for the "Admonitions of the Female History" still placed in the place of Gu Kai, the British Museum, there are many Dunhuang cultural relics, which are already fakes.
In two years, he got the approval of his family, and he can come out to practice by himself.
After leaving the airport, the two took a taxi. The Song Moran family had a big business.However, this time, just as Hao Ren said, do not contact anyone for the time being, and try to prolong the time for others to discover their whereabouts.
However, today's British road does not seem to be very smooth.
The traffic was blocked, and many people in front held signs and shouted, and some burned the national flag and cried loudly.From a distance, Hao Ren and the others could feel the chaos ahead in the car.
"Excuse me, what happened in front?" Song Moran asked the driver, both of them were dressed casually at the moment, and they looked like two Chinese people who were out on a trip.
"A group of nosy guys are protesting against the thousand-person nude art exhibition to be held tomorrow." The driver muttered unhappily: "They are willing to take pictures with their buttocks naked. That's their business. If they don't like it, they don't listen. Those stupid government The officials don't care, they are a group of boring people who are full of food and protest every day, what the hell, people should take pictures or take pictures."
"Oh, thousands of people are naked for art..." Song Moran said happily after listening to it: "Brother, this is interesting. I used to read reports in China, and they often made thousands of people naked, ten thousand people naked. I haven't seen it before." Well, why not..."
Seeing Song Moran's lascivious smile, Hao Ren slapped his head: "Looking at your appearance, others can tell your lascivious thoughts at a glance. Haven't you heard about art? We definitely won't be able to appreciate it, so we won't go."
"Who said, brother, I am very talented in art, especially in body art, I have studied it quite well." The two chatted and laughed while they were idle.
Damn it, Hao Ren was speechless, he forgot, he said it when he was chasing this guy for the first time.He only reads two kinds of books, one is pornography and the other is law.
Song Moran asked the driver very interestedly: "By the way, they will hold it there, when and what time."
Sure enough, the driver also took a special look at Song Moran from the rearview mirror.
"Cut..." Song Moran paid no attention to it, and didn't even restrain his lewd smile. He took out fifty dollars and said simply, "Say it quickly."
Just like the driver's attitude when he spoke just now, he didn't care whether these people were naked or not. When he saw the money, he immediately took it with a smile.
"It's on the lawn in the botanical garden. However, they restrict on-site visits. Except for their own people, only some reporters and some people are allowed to visit. Registration is required."
"Oh! Hehe... You know it very well!"
"Everyone is a man, what kind of shit art, it's all fake, I don't understand their shit art, but women's bodies are still good, I heard that there are more than 300 women this time, and a few of them were reported , looks very good." Anyway, there is nothing wrong with being stuck here, and after the driver collected the money, he said that he got a lot closer.
Song Moran nodded in satisfaction, and patted him, who also showed a lustful smile.
"Brother, how about it, why don't we go and have a look tomorrow, and treat it as relaxing before the war." Song Moran was really interested, after all, such a good opportunity is not so easy.
As for getting in, that's not a problem at all for them.
Song Moran smiled and nudged Hao Ren with his elbow: "Don't worry, I will never tell my sister-in-law when I see you in the future, and besides, we are going to appreciate art!!"
"Your size." When Hao Ren raised his hand, Song Moran hurriedly smiled and walked away.
Although he knew that Song Moran was mostly making trouble, Hao Ren couldn't help laughing when he saw his exaggerated and lustful appearance: "If you really want to see it, this thing is done, I'll pay you to hire A thousand people, let them stay with you for a few more days, so that you can feel the charm of art and be influenced by art.”
Song Moran was about to say yes, but when he saw Hao Ren's smile, he immediately thought something was wrong.After thinking about it again, he immediately understood that if he really agreed, Hao Ren would spend money on a thousand men for him, and they would all be stripped to educate him, art! ! !That……
"Hey...just kidding... just kidding..." They chatted for a long time, but the car moved forward a little, Song Moran muttered unhappily: "It would be great if you just go to the street and have an art exhibition, that will definitely block traffic." Death, however, will not be boring."
He said it unintentionally, but Hao Ren was taken aback suddenly: "Yes!! If this is the case, wouldn't it be much easier?"
Song Moran dissuaded him: "Brother, you should think about it carefully, it's the British Museum."
"Oh! Didn't you say that you are a chivalrous thief? Why did foreigners take away your good things from the exhibition, so why don't you steal them?" Hao Ren intentionally provoked Song Moran.
Song Moran smiled wryly and said: "Please!! If my great-grandpa and I hadn't visited frequently a few years ago, they wouldn't be so strict now. Now the entire British Museum is heavily guarded, there are many experts, and there are many high-tech traps It’s very troublesome with weapons.”
Hearing about the trap, Hao Ren immediately thought of Master Tongtian, but unfortunately, he is no longer here.Otherwise, with him around, any traps would be paper in front of his eyes. Thinking of this, he immediately poured his zhenqi into Huagai acupoint first.
Still at that speed, after Hao Ren entered the meridians, he suddenly felt the meridian, and his dantian was empty.However, what is different from the previous feeling is that in the innermost part of the dantian, I can really feel the existence of another kind of power, which is where the Master Tongtian compressed all the true energy and all the true energy of the Tsing Yi monk.
"There's nothing to be afraid of if you have difficulties. Didn't you say that if you have difficulties, you have to go up, and if you don't have difficulties, you have to go up if you create difficulties. Come on, don't waste time, you can disguise me first, and then let's talk about this matter and see how to do it." Hao Ren sat down. Among the things he asked Song Moran to prepare, there was the matter of disguise.
Song Moran took out the tools he had brought earlier, and began to make up with disguise like a professional makeup artist, while saying: "It's not that I'm afraid of difficulties, but the risk factor is really high. Two years ago, my grandfather and I went to the last At that time, my great-grandfather had just broken through to the tenth-level powerhouse. That’s how he was. He escaped after being injured a little to protect me. Later, he let me go out on my own, and warned me that I must never go to Great Britain by myself. Museum."
"Don't worry, you're not alone, let's go together." Hao Ren teased Song Moran with a smile, what he was thinking about now was to get the jade Chi pattern bi for Xia Ling.
"..." Song Moran was speechless, and his nature was unrestrained.Even though he has personally experienced danger, he has no fear.
"Since the elder brother wants to go, the younger brother will of course accompany him to the end. Brother, do you want to surpass the eighth-level powerhouse with the jade chisel pattern?" Song Moran disguised Hao Ren.while asking.
"No, I don't need that kind of thing at all." Hao Renxin said, he has better resources than that, he now has all the power of a tenth-level powerhouse in his body, and his meridians have been improved again, although His power has been discounted, but he used his power for his own use.It is not easy to surpass the eighth-level powerhouse.
"Her injury requires opening up the meridians of her whole body..." Thinking of Xia Ling, Hao Ren's expression.Somewhat sad.
Song Moran immediately understood, and said very firmly: "Damn, it's because of my sister-in-law. Brother, you should have said it earlier. You can't steal the jade chi pattern. My name, Song Moran, is written upside down."
"Yes." Hao Ren agreed, "If we can't steal it, we can still steal it."
"Brother, don't rob me. If such a non-technical thing gets out, it will ruin my brand." Song Moran changed his face and put on makeup very quickly, and the two of them chatted and talked, and they were basically done.
I took out the passport and ID card I got and compared them, and there was no problem.Hand over the passport and ID card in hand to Hao Ren, both are Hong Kong permanent resident documents, visa-free, and can freely enter and exit most countries in the world.I compared myself with my fake certificate and started to make up.
These passports can be found by checking, because this in itself is real.These are all those people who are unlikely to go abroad, and after they are done, they are sold to middlemen.With these large numbers of passports and identity documents, they find relatively similar-looking ones, and with a little make-up, they can use them openly and aboveboard.
"Don't worry, you can do it if you are skilled. If you fail, I will come again." Hao Ren said with a smile, and looked at the above by himself, and it was really similar.
Regarding the issue of stealing or robbing, although the two of them just said this, there was already a big disturbance in Song Moran's heart.He is well aware that the British Museum is strictly controlled, because many people in China, including the Song family, have made a scene or stole a lot of things, which has dealt a serious blow to the British Museum.
That's why the British government has deployed many elite soldiers and the most advanced high-tech to take precautions.
I am much stronger than I was two years ago, but?Can the Jade Chi pattern be stolen from the closely guarded British Museum?No, you must steal it out, otherwise you will lose the family of the god of thieves.
Song Moran was well prepared, even getting his clothes ready, and when he arrived in Hong Kong, he took a plane and headed straight to England.
Along the way, Song Moran added to Hao Ren the knowledge of the British Museum, so when he got off the plane, Hao Ren already had an understanding of all aspects of the British Museum.
The British Museum (The British Museum), a comprehensive museum located in London, England, is one of the largest and most famous museums in the world, established in 1753.At present, the museum has a collection of more than 600 million items.Due to space constraints, there are still a large number of collections that have not been publicly displayed.The museum was officially opened to the public on January 1759, 1. According to Song Moran, he now has many dangerous items, which are no longer on public display.
The excuse is the space limitation. In fact, these things are hidden in the underground vault of the British Museum.When it comes to this, Song Moran has a lot of treasures, blue and white porcelain plate with mandarin fish pattern in Yuan Dynasty, Egyptian Rosetta Stone (the most precious one among the batch of Egyptian cultural relics acquired by Britain after Napoleon’s defeat in Egypt), and the temple of Paninon in Athens. Marble carvings (obtained in 1816, the Greeks have been asking for their return), the head of Pharaoh Amenhotep III (Amenhotep) (purchased in 1823), the head of Themesses II (Ramesses) (acquired by the British Consul General in Egypt in 1818) Donation), Franks (acquired in 1867), Portland Vase.
These are what the British Museum has the nerve to say, and there are many more when they are traveling around the world.Looted.Among them, there are many things looted from the Garden of China Wanyuan.
Those things were also the main goals of Song Moran and his great-grandfather back then, and they got back a lot of things back then.Later, the British side dispatched troops again.It was exerting pressure and dispatching strong men to force their grandparents to stop.
About this passage, Hao Ren wanted to hear the most. It turned out that Song Moran was brought up by his great-grandfather himself.At that time, he was reluctant to concentrate on cultivation, whether it was martial arts or family skills, so his great-grandfather took him on a tour, as to why he wanted to steal from the British Museum.In Song Moran's words, it's all his mess.
Song Moran's great-grandfather still had a fresh memory of this period of history.Bring it up often.Although it is said that the strong who have surpassed the eighth level can live for a hundred years longer.However, when people are old, they all have a habit of nagging.
After nagging too much, Song Moran was so angry at that time that he was angry with his grandfather.Said that if he was really capable, why didn't he get all those things back, now the two countries have to take care of them, they don't need it.Have the ability to get it back.
Because of his words, a legendary story at that time was triggered.
Song Moran's great-grandfather took him to and from the British Museum eleven times in a row.Seventeen pieces of various precious objects were stolen.Especially the next few times, they were all under the strict defense of the opponent, and there were also a few times when they made a noise to die. The last time, Song Moran was trapped by others.In order to save him, his great-grandpa suffered some injuries, so the two stopped and sneaked back to the country.
Since then, Song Moran has collected his temperament and changed a lot.As for the seventeen treasures, such as the "Admonitions of Female History" by the painter Gu Kaizhi of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, there are also exquisite Shang and Zhou bronzes and the Dunhuang cultural relics brought to England by Stein at the beginning of the last century.It has already been handed over to the place that should have them through special channels.
As for the "Admonitions of the Female History" still placed in the place of Gu Kai, the British Museum, there are many Dunhuang cultural relics, which are already fakes.
In two years, he got the approval of his family, and he can come out to practice by himself.
After leaving the airport, the two took a taxi. The Song Moran family had a big business.However, this time, just as Hao Ren said, do not contact anyone for the time being, and try to prolong the time for others to discover their whereabouts.
However, today's British road does not seem to be very smooth.
The traffic was blocked, and many people in front held signs and shouted, and some burned the national flag and cried loudly.From a distance, Hao Ren and the others could feel the chaos ahead in the car.
"Excuse me, what happened in front?" Song Moran asked the driver, both of them were dressed casually at the moment, and they looked like two Chinese people who were out on a trip.
"A group of nosy guys are protesting against the thousand-person nude art exhibition to be held tomorrow." The driver muttered unhappily: "They are willing to take pictures with their buttocks naked. That's their business. If they don't like it, they don't listen. Those stupid government The officials don't care, they are a group of boring people who are full of food and protest every day, what the hell, people should take pictures or take pictures."
"Oh, thousands of people are naked for art..." Song Moran said happily after listening to it: "Brother, this is interesting. I used to read reports in China, and they often made thousands of people naked, ten thousand people naked. I haven't seen it before." Well, why not..."
Seeing Song Moran's lascivious smile, Hao Ren slapped his head: "Looking at your appearance, others can tell your lascivious thoughts at a glance. Haven't you heard about art? We definitely won't be able to appreciate it, so we won't go."
"Who said, brother, I am very talented in art, especially in body art, I have studied it quite well." The two chatted and laughed while they were idle.
Damn it, Hao Ren was speechless, he forgot, he said it when he was chasing this guy for the first time.He only reads two kinds of books, one is pornography and the other is law.
Song Moran asked the driver very interestedly: "By the way, they will hold it there, when and what time."
Sure enough, the driver also took a special look at Song Moran from the rearview mirror.
"Cut..." Song Moran paid no attention to it, and didn't even restrain his lewd smile. He took out fifty dollars and said simply, "Say it quickly."
Just like the driver's attitude when he spoke just now, he didn't care whether these people were naked or not. When he saw the money, he immediately took it with a smile.
"It's on the lawn in the botanical garden. However, they restrict on-site visits. Except for their own people, only some reporters and some people are allowed to visit. Registration is required."
"Oh! Hehe... You know it very well!"
"Everyone is a man, what kind of shit art, it's all fake, I don't understand their shit art, but women's bodies are still good, I heard that there are more than 300 women this time, and a few of them were reported , looks very good." Anyway, there is nothing wrong with being stuck here, and after the driver collected the money, he said that he got a lot closer.
Song Moran nodded in satisfaction, and patted him, who also showed a lustful smile.
"Brother, how about it, why don't we go and have a look tomorrow, and treat it as relaxing before the war." Song Moran was really interested, after all, such a good opportunity is not so easy.
As for getting in, that's not a problem at all for them.
Song Moran smiled and nudged Hao Ren with his elbow: "Don't worry, I will never tell my sister-in-law when I see you in the future, and besides, we are going to appreciate art!!"
"Your size." When Hao Ren raised his hand, Song Moran hurriedly smiled and walked away.
Although he knew that Song Moran was mostly making trouble, Hao Ren couldn't help laughing when he saw his exaggerated and lustful appearance: "If you really want to see it, this thing is done, I'll pay you to hire A thousand people, let them stay with you for a few more days, so that you can feel the charm of art and be influenced by art.”
Song Moran was about to say yes, but when he saw Hao Ren's smile, he immediately thought something was wrong.After thinking about it again, he immediately understood that if he really agreed, Hao Ren would spend money on a thousand men for him, and they would all be stripped to educate him, art! ! !That……
"Hey...just kidding... just kidding..." They chatted for a long time, but the car moved forward a little, Song Moran muttered unhappily: "It would be great if you just go to the street and have an art exhibition, that will definitely block traffic." Death, however, will not be boring."
He said it unintentionally, but Hao Ren was taken aback suddenly: "Yes!! If this is the case, wouldn't it be much easier?"
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