[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

During dinner, everything in the living room had been completely restored to its original state. The dead waiter who had been tortured by the little dead waiter for more than an hour now slapped himself on the table, biting a sandwich while looking at the intact living room, couldn't help it To Alida: "Haney, I found that your existence is simply a bug."

Needless to say, the appearance, Shuangshang Online, and there is such a big hang, even if you are an ordinary person, you are still awesome, okay?

Hearing Deadpool's words, no matter whether it was Alida or Wolverine, both of them turned their heads to look at him. Facing their gazes, Deadpool covered his face with his hands pretending to be shy: "I hate you!" Damn~ what are you doing looking at others like this?"

Alida and Wolverine grabbed the nearest bread and threw it at him in unison: "Shut up!"

Deadpool should really be thankful that they are eating now, otherwise they wouldn't know what to throw at Deadpool.

Deadpool took the two pieces of bread firmly, stuffed them into his mouth, and said aggrievedly after taking a mouthful, "I'm not wrong."

Backed by a group of superheroes and super villains, isn't this a bug?

Even the Q version!

That's also a bug, okay?

However, after Alida took a bite of the salad, she said, "Really? But I think you are a huge bug compared to me."

Wolverine, who had nothing to say beside him, quietly ate a beef burger and nodded in agreement, saying: "That's right, according to your level of stupidity, you haven't died yet, so it's not a huge bug, is it?" What?"

Hearing this, Alida looked up at Wolverine, and the two couldn't help but looked at each other and smiled, and gave each other a free hand to high-five.

To be honest, after getting acquainted with Wolverine, Alida felt that the happiest thing was that someone would tease Deadpool with her.

Seeing this, Deadpool on the side couldn't help but yelled, "How can you give him a high-five, Hani? Don't you think so too?"

Wolverine pulled a chair and sat beside Alida, reached out and hooked her shoulders, pulled her into his arms in a manly manner, and then looked at Deadpool: "What? Do you have any objections?"

Alida also leaned on Wolverine's shoulder very easily, and asked with a smile: "Yes, Wade, do you have any objections?"

"Ah! My heart!" Seeing this situation, Deadpool immediately stretched out his hand to cover his heart and fell back, "Oh my God, it hurts so much that I need honey to kiss you to get better."

Alida gave Deadpool a wink, and then said, "Honey, if I kiss Logan, you should get better too, right?"

Deadpool:……! ! !My dear, you must not be impulsive!

... Alida was not impulsive, because the one who was impulsive before was Wolverine, and just after Alida finished speaking, he directly lowered his head and kissed her on the face.

Kiss!

One bite!

A kiss! ! !

Deadpool:……! ! !Damn you impulsive fart!

He jumped up from his chair, drew out his two knives and pointed at Wolverine: "Tell me, how many pieces do you want to be cut into?"

Alida glanced at Deadpool speechlessly, stretched out her finger to hook him, then hooked his neck and kissed him, seeing his sudden reaction like a shy girl, rolled her eyes directly: " Let me tell you in advance, if any of you fight here again, I will not let those little wizards help me restore it to the original state, you must use the money to help me decorate it."

Deadpool:……! ! ?

Wolverine:……! ! ?

The two people who were also poor looked at Alida silently. The glamorous girl had already come out of Wolverine's arms. She met their eyes and looked at them with her arms crossed and her chin slightly raised: "Why? ? Do you have any comments?"

Deadpool was about to nod when he heard Alida say, "If you have any objections, sleep on the street tonight."

So Deadpool changed his mind very spinelessly, and shook his head quickly, "I think what you said, Honey, is absolutely right! Don't worry, I will definitely not mess around again!"

Wolverine didn't speak, but I believe he also silently controlled his urge to show off his claws. After all, as a local tyrant, Alida, all the decorations or furnishings in her home are of great value.

He didn't want to owe Alida after he owed the landlord's stupid son (Charles: →_→).

In fact, it is not difficult to owe debts, the difficult thing is to pay off debts.

On Charles's side, he paid off his debts by working part-time, but on Alida's side... it is very likely that he paid off his debts with money.

"Hmm." Alida didn't say whether she believed it or not, but she said, "It doesn't matter, anyway, I have long wanted to change the style of my home."

what?

You ask Alida why she doesn't give it to herself if she has money?

joke.

Being rich doesn't mean she can't save money, okay?

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Before going to bed, Alida turned her head to Deadpool and Wolverine and said, "Go back to your room and sleep, if someone is so energetic in the middle of the night and wants to fight..."

Alida made a gesture of wiping her neck to the two of them, "I want you to look good when the time comes."

"Oh honey, did you forget that there are outsiders at home, dress like this and go into the room quickly, what a disadvantage to be seen by those stinky men."

Deadpool looked at Alida's exposed white thighs in pajamas, and quickly used his tall and mighty body to block her, covering her tightly, and pushed her into the room, "I think that Wolverine is not a good thing, I'd better stay in the same room with you to protect you!"

No matter how righteous he said, there was no way to hide his thoughts that were full of yellow waste. Before Deadpool could enter the room with Alida, he was dragged away by Wolverine from behind.

"Shut up you."

"Goodnight." Alida waved at them with a smile, and then slammed the door shut, completely ignoring the yelling of Deadpool outside the room.

Alida didn't go to sleep immediately after climbing into bed, but checked the photos taken today with her laptop in her arms. Looking at Steve in the photos, she couldn't help crying——

This sweetheart with big breasts is really her thing =w=

While admiring the beautiful photos, Alida's cell phone rang. After she reached for the cell phone and took it over, she connected it without even looking at who was calling.

[Hello? 】

Alida's eyes were still glued to Steve (photograph), when she heard a low male voice coming from the phone.

[Alida. 】

Alida: ...? ?

Knowing who the owner of the voice was, Alida froze for a moment, shifted her attention away from Steve, and said with a bit of disbelief: 【Eric?It's you? 】

【how?Did you find it so incredible to receive my call? ] Magneto's still serious and deep voice came from the phone.

[No, I just feel pleasantly surprised. ] Alida chuckled, put the notebook aside, leaned back, and said, 【I thought you would never call me again in your life? 】

[So you feel sorry for me too? 】

【Hum...】 Alida blinked guiltily, 【I thought you forgave me when you decided to call me? 】

Magneto sneered from the phone: [Are you sure? 】

【All right. 】Alida said, 【It's impossible for a busy person like you to call me and tell me these boring things, right?Come on, what's the matter? 】

[Let's meet tomorrow. 】

[No. ] Alida blurted out, 【Is there anything I can't say on the phone? 】

【Um? ] Magneto’s voice came through the phone, a little distorted, but it was extraordinarily sexy in the quiet night, 【Are you afraid of what I will do to you? 】

【Honey, compared to this, I'm more afraid that you won't do anything to me after we meet. 】

As soon as Alida finished speaking, she could already imagine that Magneto on the other side of the phone would definitely not be able to help frowning, and his handsome face was a little gloomy.

【Alida! 】

Sure enough, Magneto's tone became a little more serious.

【Hmmm, just kidding. ] Alida was still slow, as if she didn't take Magneto's displeasure into consideration, she said, "Tomorrow is really impossible, I have an appointment with Martina, and she still wants to tell her brother who is said to be so beautiful Introduce me. 】

At this point, Alida flirted casually, [Eric, I admit that you are indeed handsome, but you also have to admit that house flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, right? 】

[How many flowers do you have? 】

[One? 】

【Um? 】

[One by one. 】

Magneto can feel his forehead beating, wait, no...

【You just said you were going to meet Martina tomorrow?She also wants to introduce her brother to you? 】

Magneto frowned, isn't Martina the identity that Riven and Alida used when they met?Then isn't her brother who is so beautiful that people complain about it Charles?

[Yep. ] Alida responded casually, 【By the way, Eric, don't you know Martina?Then have you met his brother?what does he look likeIsn't it really handsome, beautiful and good-looking? 】

Hearing Alida's repeated inquiries, the veins on Magneto's forehead jumped even more cheerfully: [Didn't you ask me what's the matter?It's very simple, you don't go to see them tomorrow. 】

【……what? 】

Hearing Magneto's words, Alida was stunned for a moment, and then she realized, 【God Eric, isn't Martina's brother good-looking?Are you afraid that I will empathize and not fall in love with him and not want you? 】

Magneto: ...He was worried that Alida would fall under his beauty after seeing Charles and join the X-Men and the Brotherhood as enemies.

and many more.

So Alida seems to be right when she said that =_=

So Magneto was suspiciously silent, which made Alida, who was just teasing casually, a little bit unresponsive——

and many more!

It's actually true! ?

Alida suddenly felt that she should have lit up the skills of the word spirit, right?Otherwise, why did you say what you said today?

First she casually talked about a love at first sight, and then she really met Steve who fell in love at first sight?

Then he casually babbled that Magneto was worried that she would empathize with another person, but in the end, Magneto, who has always made the destruction of human beings his life's work, really didn't deny it?

Alida: ... Hey, it doesn't seem so unexpected. After all, she is so beautiful and good-looking. Isn't it natural to like her?

【Eric, is that why you haven't called me for so long because you are considering whether to express your heart to me? ] Alida asked.

Magneto: ...Who gave you the illusion?

[Hmmm, I don’t know how long you’ve been in pain, but what I have to say is… In fact, you don’t have to make such a difficult choice. After all, it’s a matter of course that you will fall in love with me. Don’t fight your instincts. It just makes you more miserable. 】

Magneto: ...the confidence of this fan.

[Ah, Eric, why don't you speak?Could it be that you are shy? 】

Magneto: [Shut up. 】

Alida: [My God Eric, you are not angry from embarrassment, are you? 】

Magneto: ...

The author has something to say: Magneto: How many flowers do you have?

Alida: Hey, I can’t count them all. After all, all the girls I’ve ever flirted with are housewives.

Magneto: ...