[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

"Hi, meet again, sweet."

Adler was really happy to see Alida here, at least it could be seen from her face.

Words can be deceiving, facial expressions can be deceiving, but eyes can hardly be deceiving.

At least from Adler's eyes, Alida could feel that she was really happy.

If at the beginning Alida didn't know what Watson wanted to say, then she knew now. She glanced at Adler, then at Sherlock, and finally her eyes fell on Watson. With a bit of banter and ridicule.

Watson: ...Okay, he knew he was stupid qwq

Alida chuckled, but didn't say anything. Instead, she looked at Adler, and the smile on her lips deepened: "Yes, we meet again."

Alida is naturally very impressed with this charming SM queen, especially the scene where the two meet for the first time, Rao even Alida has to be stunned by her appearance.

My dear, there is no one who would fight so hard in order not to let Sherlock see through.

In addition to Adler's good looks and flirtatiousness, to be honest, Alida couldn't help herself not to remember her.

"I thought we were so inseparable."

The reason why Alida said this is actually very simple, because it is not the first time that Adler has come to Sherlock, but except this time, the beautiful girls have missed her at other times. ?

Hearing Alida's words, Adler subconsciously glanced at Sherlock, and then showed an ambiguous smile at this astonishingly beautiful appearance: "How is it possible? Sweet, what happened today is a good proof Are we still destined?"

"really."

Hearing what Adler said, Alida nodded, smiled at her, glanced at the sitting on the sofa, except when she came in and nodded to her as a greeting, she just sat there and didn't speak. Sherlock, and then said, "It seems that your atmosphere is not very good just now, Hum... Is there anything we can't talk about?"

Watson: ... Haha Alida, you are really reserved, what do you mean you can't talk about it?The atmosphere just now seemed like they were about to fight, okay?

Of course, the facts are not as exaggerated as Watson said, but it also proves one thing from the side. The conversation between Sherlock and Adler just now was indeed not harmonious at all. After all, even Watson felt this. .

Watson: ...? ? ?Is he usually so dull! ?

Hearing Alida's words, Adler smiled, and then said: "Indeed, if people all over the world were as sympathetic as you, sweet, then I don't think there would be so many conflicts."

"And, I always thought that Mr. Holmes, you should be a gentleman. Am I wrong?"

Hearing Adler's words, Sherlock raised his eyes and glanced at her, and then said mercilessly, "I didn't kick you out when you broke in illegally, which is already the most gentlemanly behavior."

"As for your mobile phone..." Sherlock shook Adler's mobile phone in front of her, and then showed a particularly fake smile, "Don't you think it's safer to keep it here than yours? ?”

Alida: ...Does Sherlock mean the mobile phone or Adler when he says security?Well, it should be the phone orz

Obviously, Adler thought the same thing as Alida. After listening to what Sherlock said, she said: "That is the only thing I can save my life. safe."

To be honest, Adler regretted it. How could she have thought of getting involved with Sherlock?If Alida appeared earlier, then she would definitely choose Alida. After all, this beautiful girl is much better than Sherlock, okay?

Whether it's from the aspect of pity and love, or from the aspect of turning against the water, Sherlock can't be compared with Alida at all.

And, probably because Alida was such an unstable factor when they met for the first time, Adler felt that Sherlock was inexplicably more hostile to her like a rival in love.

Adler: ...This is definitely not her illusion!

It's just that no matter what Adler said, Sherlock didn't intend to hand over the phone to her. Not only that, he also directly stated that if it was only because of this matter, then she could leave, because it was impossible for him to agree of.

Adler: ...So she was blind to focus on him, right?

Does it make any sense anymore, because the matter is basically a foregone conclusion now, but Adler is not a person who likes to sit and wait for death, since it doesn't make sense with Sherlock, then find another way.

"Mr. Holmes, I have to admit that I really underestimated how cruel you are." Adler said to Sherlock, "This will be the worst decision I have ever made."

"No." Sherlock didn't care about Adler's evaluation of how cruel he was. He looked up at her, and then said, "The worst decision you ever made was to seek skin from a tiger."

Sherlock knew very well that there must be more than just the pornographic photos of the high-ranking client in the phone, and he also learned from Adler that there was an email password of the National Security Bureau in it.

In London, Adler doesn't plan to cooperate with the British government, so Sherlock can easily figure out who Adler plans to join—

Moriarty.

It's just that Sherlock didn't think that Adler would get his asylum if he took this chip to join Moriarty. Sherlock, who had confronted him so many times, already had a general understanding of Moriarty's character.

That's why Sherlock said that the worst decision Adler ever made was to seek skin from a tiger.

However, although Adler is smart, he is not smart enough to know that Sherlock has already guessed her plan. She glanced at him and didn't say anything. Just before leaving, the SM queen smiled at Sherlock, Then he kissed Alida on the face in front of him: "Goodbye, sweet, I hope we can see each other on a better occasion next time."

After Adler left, Watson glanced at Alida, who had no abnormality, and then at Sherlock, who was obviously depressed. He couldn't help but silently twitched the corners of his mouth. Obviously not taking what happened just now seriously, and the other one obviously took what happened just now orz

"Ah..." Watson glanced at Alida and Sherlock, and then said, "I think it's tea time, right?"

"Coffee, two sugars, thank you."

"Oh, milk tea, thank you, but it would be better if there are pancakes."

Watson: ...he just picked up a topic at random, but...

Forget about Sherlock, after Alida finished speaking, she looked at him with a thankful expression, well, Watson couldn't help but shrugged, and said to Alida: "Come right away."

After Watson came downstairs, Alida couldn't help but smiled, and said to Sherlock who was sitting beside her, "Honey, I found out that I also want a roommate like Watson."

Regarding this topic, Sherlock didn't say anything harsh, because even someone as picky and tricky as him had to admit that John Watson was indeed a very good and trustworthy roommate.

Although Sherlock always complains about Watson, he has to admit that in his mind, he still has a high opinion of Watson.

Oh, don't ask how tall Ting Gao is. When you know how many people Sherlock can care about and evaluate, you won't think about how high he evaluates Watson.

Hearing what Alida said, Sherlock smiled at Alida, and then said, "I already have it."

Alida: ...? ? ?Sherlock, are you out of character? You actually started to show off that you have a good roommate! ?

Seeing Sherlock say such words in a casual tone, Alida was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help laughing after a while: "Honey, if Watson knows what you said, he will be very happy."

Because his roommate is no longer just asking him "John, what's in your empty little head", which obviously despises his low IQ questions =w=

Hearing what Alida said, Sherlock raised his eyebrows slightly, but did not answer her words, but glanced at her, and then asked, "Did you fight against Hydra?"

"Uh." Hearing Sherlock's straightforward question, Alida froze for a moment, and then asked, "How did you know it was Hydra?"

Alida asked this, which means she indirectly admitted that she had indeed fought against Hydra.

"Obviously, there are only two groups of people staring at you in London, one is Hydra and the other is Moriarty." Sherlock clasped his hands to his chin, and said quickly, "In terms of IQ, I Admit that Moriarty is much smarter than Hydra, but when it comes to other aspects, at least in terms of strength, it is obvious that Hydra is slightly better."

After all, Hydra is a terrorist organization that can compete with S.H.I.E.L.D. and has not killed itself for so many years. If the IQ is not enough and the strength is not enough, then the grass on their graves is two meters high, okay?

And Alida is not an ordinary person. Moriarty's bodyguards are really good, but they are not enough in front of the glamorous girls, and Hydra is not just ordinary people with extraordinary skills. less others.

wrong.

Sherlock glanced at Alida again: "Two groups are fighting you at the same time."

Alida: ... Hey, can you see all of this?

"Okay." Alida nodded without denying it, "You are right, there are indeed other people who fought against me besides Hydra."

Seeing Sherlock looked over, she continued, "The evil god Loki, the chief culprit of the New York War."

Hearing what Alida said, Sherlock couldn't help frowning slightly: "Hasn't he been brought back to Asgard?"

"You know this too?"

Sherlock glanced at Alida and showed a somewhat reserved smile: "There is nothing I can't know."

In addition to high IQ and strong observation skills, Sherlock's hacking skills are also very slippery. In addition, there was a big turmoil in S.H.I.E.L.D. Sherlock took the opportunity to sneak in and know a lot. things.

Well, there is no need to show off this one.

"Okay." Alida didn't delve too deeply into this question, "Loki pretended to be Magneto and stole the ancestral pocket watch. Now both Magneto and Hydra have been tricked by him."

Speaking of this, Alida still thinks it's quite funny. The two villain organizations have been tricked so much, and there is no one else.

"What hydra?" Watson, who was serving the afternoon tea, asked curiously when he heard Alida's words, "Alida, did you meet someone from Hydra just now? Could it be that crossbones that day? ?”

Obviously, Watson still hasn't forgotten that in Adler's villa, Crossbones of the Hydra brought a group of people to surround them.

"Hmm." Alida took the milk tea from Watson, thanked him with a smile, and then said, "It's not Rumlo, it's the Winter Soldier."

Seeing Watson's dazed expression, Sherlock also looked over, and Alida introduced the famous Winter Soldier to them.

To be honest, although the Winter Soldier is very mysterious, his "record" is indeed amazing. As far as she knows, the Winter Soldier has participated in many assassinations and succeeded in all of them. He is the most valuable asset of Hydra One, the strength of the Winter Soldier is naturally not to be underestimated.

"Wow." Hearing what Alida said, Watson couldn't help sighing, "That's really terrible."

What Sherlock noticed was another thing, "The Winter Soldier stole your card?"

"Yeah." Alida nodded, and Sherlock asked the next second, "Did you do it on purpose?"

"what?"

Alida looked at Sherlock pretending to be puzzled, but the detective's blue eyes as clear as amber glanced at her, and then swore, "Come on, don't treat everyone as a fool."

Watson, who didn't see anything wrong with Alida: ... Hey, it feels like an arrow has been shot in the knee orz

"Okay." Hearing Sherlock's words, Alida took a bite of the small pancake, then glanced at Sherlock, and said, "I know that there is nothing I can hide from you. I did it on purpose."

As for why it was intentional, Alida didn't say anything, and Sherlock didn't care. After getting her affirmative answer, he quickly thought about the reason why she did it.

"Could it be that you did something on the card? Is it specially made? Or is there a tracker? No, if this is the case, the Hydra people will definitely be able to find out."

Compared to Sherlock's own thinking, Watson was much more straightforward, and he asked Alida: "Alida, then they got your card, can they summon the Q version?"

Hearing Watson's question, Alida didn't answer immediately, but took out her own cards from the bag beside her, then took out one of the cards and handed it to him, and said with a smile: "Here, Try to see if you can summon the Q version?"

Hearing what Alida said, Watson stretched out his hand to take the card from her hand. To be honest, the first time he saw Alida summoning the Q version was in Adler's villa. In addition to being shocked, I felt more——

This is so fucking handsome!

Watson is not Sherlock. When he was a child, he occasionally fantasized about being a superhero. Of course, when he grew up, he knew that he thought too much. However, thinking too much is one thing, and thinking too much is another. What happened, now holding the card Alida gave, Watson thought secretly, maybe he can also be a "superhero" for a while?

But when he looked down, Watson found that there was a familiar name under the Q version of the card he was holding: "...Sherlock Holmes!!?"

"God! Does Sherlock have a Q version too!?"

Watson said that he thought that only those superheroes or super villains with superpowers had Q versions! ?

Hearing Watson's exclamation, Sherlock, the person involved, snorted lightly, and then glanced at him: "John, do you have any misunderstandings about Sherlock Holmes?"

What's wrong with the Q version?

Can't he have a Q version?

Alida: ... Hey, she thought it was a surprise to have the Q version of Sherlock, especially when she had this set of cards. Detective, not even famous yet.

So why did the name Sherlock Holmes appear in the card? Alida was also at a loss. Later, Deadpool told her that he was not famous in this world, but he was already a bull in another parallel world (real world). The (virtual) big shot is pushed to the limit.

"Cough." Watson touched his nose when he heard Sherlock's words, "Well, you know, Sherlock, I'm just surprised."

After all, all Alida summoned were superheroes or super villains with superpowers. As for Sherlock...

That's right, it is indeed a high IQ, but is his attack ability a poisonous tongue?

Alida: ...Oh, maybe it's cute haha ​​=w=

"Do I need to pay attention to any posture?" Watson quickly changed the subject, turned his head to look at Alida, his expression was like a child who got his own new toy, and Alida couldn't help but deepen her smile , she said seriously, she really wanted a roommate like Watson too, because it was so much fun.

Sherlock also took out a card from Alida's hand and held it in his hand. He studied the card a little bit, but found nothing too strange. It can only be said that the quality of this deck of cards is better than those sold outside. Many, although they are made of special materials, there is no problem except that the paper is relatively hard.

Hearing Watson's stupid question, Sherlock couldn't help showing a mocking expression, and then said: "John, you are 32 years old, not 12 years old, I have lost such naive fantasies since I was two years old. "

Alida: ...So Sherlock is mocking Watson's childishness?Or mocking him when he was 12 years old and not as good as when he was two years old?

Watson: ...I think there are orz

"Leave him alone, Watson." Alida stood next to Watson this time, "Wouldn't it be better to be more innocent? So Sherlock, Watson is much cuter than you."

John Watson, a 32-year-old man: ...Although Alida was on his side, why didn't she feel that what she said was helping him! ?

"Don't worry about the posture, just throw the card out." Alida nodded to Watson, indicating that the latter can start.

Watson heard Alida's words, held the card in his hand, and then flicked the card in a posture he thought was the most handsome, only to see that the card that was thrown into the air did not follow the laws of nature. Instead of falling down from the ground, it exploded suddenly and silently——

A Q version of the little guy directly replaced the card and fell from mid-air. Although Sherlock's standard long face and long legs were missing, he had curly black hair and a pair of amber-like blue-green The eyes are almost involuntarily reminiscent of Sherlock's body.

Oh, God!

When Watson saw the Q version of Sherlock, he couldn't help covering his heart for a moment. He felt as if he had a heart attack at this moment, and it was still in the onset stage.

First of all, although Watson was looking forward to it, he really didn't expect that he could successfully summon the Q version. Just as Alida told Loki, if anyone can complete the summoning of the Q version with a card, then Alida Didn't Da Da become a sweet pastry?It's not a big deal to steal her cards, but anyone with a more ruthless heart can kill people directly.

Second, this Q version of Sherlock is really too cute, look at his chubby, white and tender little round face, cute and cute, blinking his big eyes at you, people with a little weaker mental capacity Can you even be fainted by the cute Q version of Sherlock?

The cute little Sherlock didn't know it. After he appeared, he saw Alida immediately, and immediately showed a very cute and innocent smile, and rushed towards Alida without saying a word: "Mommy, I miss you so much."

The little guy's voice is delicate and tender, and his voice is a few degrees sweeter because of his happiness. It is really worthy of the name.

Alida smiled and held little Sherlock's face, seeing him pursing his little mouth as if begging for a kiss, she couldn't help but bowed her head and kissed him, seeing that he was dizzy with joy, rubbing her hands itchyly After rubbing his black curly hair twice, the little guy didn't feel unhappy at all. On the contrary, seeing Alida enjoying rubbing it, he deliberately put his head under her hands and asked her to rub it a few more times.

Watson: ...God, (little) Sherlock can be cute like this! ! ! ?

Sherlock: ...I (as a child) must not have been so stupid! ! !

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Little Sherlock: ...Yes, he is so good at using his resources (face) resources (value) XD

small theater--

in a case

Sherlock: Use your brain, at least it's my Q version, inherited my IQ, but you didn't see such an obvious clue?Are you going to lower the IQ of the entire Sherlock Holmes family?

Little Sherlock activated his cuteness skills and summoned Watson, Mrs. Hudson, Mycroft and Holmes

Looking at Sherlock who was condemned by everyone: ...

Little Sherlock activated the ultimate cuteness skill, summoned Alida, and the glamorous girl picked up her son and left without saying a word: ... Be good, son, mom will change your father for you

Watson, Hudson, Mrs. Mycroft and Mr. and Mrs. Holmes: ... Xia!Lo!gram!

Sherlock: ...huh!Monk gas!

If you say yes, spoil me alone! ?