[Comprehensive British and American] Senior villain

To be honest, it is well known that Deadpool's mouth is cheap. With the heaven-defying self-healing ability, even if the mouth is cheap, he will not die.

Of course, not being able to die is just a result, which does not mean that the process will be enjoyable, especially when meeting someone like Clark who also has a super self-healing ability, even if Deadpool has the self-healing ability against the sky It doesn't seem to be a big deal.

However, if Deadpool is as sensible in front of others as he is in front of Alida, then he is not Deadpool's father, and meeting Clark's gaze, Deadpool said without hesitation: "Am I wrong? Don't think that you are good-looking, have a great figure, have a big penis and good physical strength, and you will startle if you can make me, Alida, into a useless Li, and you can turn her into a useless Li in a matter of minutes, do you believe it or not?"

"What is it to be able to drive a long-distance car? Like you, a rookie with only one posture and no experience at all, has no taste at all. Apart from physical strength, what else can you satisfy me, Hani? I tell you, seventeen times a night What a fart, my brother can do it for a whole year!"

"So you'd better stay in your metropolis obediently, and don't roll over to our New York, otherwise, my brother will let you know what it means to be a good wife."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Clark couldn't help frowning, but didn't speak. Instead, he subconsciously glanced at Alida who was asleep on the sofa.

I don't know if she fell into such a deep sleep because she was more relaxed when she returned home, or because she was too reassured about Deadpool, so she fell asleep undefended...

Well, Clark only admitted that Alida made such a setting because she returned home, and it has nothing to do with this man in strange clothes and talking nonsense! ! !

In fact, it doesn't matter whether it has anything to do with Deadpool, because Alida just fell asleep, not completely asleep, so how could she not hear what Deadpool said?

Alida opened her eyes and looked at Deadpool and Clark standing in front of her. After blinking, she suddenly felt that she should pretend to be asleep in such an atmosphere, and wake up so honestly. What?

"Ahem." Alida cleared her throat, then looked at Deadpool and Clark with folded arms, and said, "Gentlemen, if you want to quarrel, I think the rooftop is more suitable for you."

Saying that, Alida showed a slightly threatening smile to Deadpool, "Wade, I don't think you have forgotten what I said to you before? If you have enough money, you can pay me to redecorate If you have your own house, you can do whatever you want."

How strong is Clark? Will Deadpool not know?To provoke him here?If you really want to do it, the whole building will be in trouble in a matter of minutes.

Hearing Alida's words, Deadpool felt very unhappy: "Alida, shouldn't you be on my side at this time? It really hurts me to say such cold and heartless words. How many supporters do I have for the novel?"

"Little angel Ah Yin said that she supported me, and little angel Guan Lan said that she would stand by me no matter which article the author wrote. Although this author only wrote two fanfictions about me, and I was not the leading actor in both, but It doesn't matter, maybe the next one will be? And this novel is not finished yet, maybe one day the author will think that I am your true love, Alida, and make us a CP? And the little angel of summer Says she wants to see us drive together, and there's a bunch of (actually only one) people with +123..."

Hearing Deadpool's words, to be honest, she couldn't sympathize with his grievances, but she wanted to laugh a little, my God, if what Wade said is true, then he is too pitiful, okay?How could the number of people who supported him be counted?And look how he remembers the ID numbers of those who support him...

"So how many people support Clark?"

Alida asked maliciously.

Aggrieved Deadpool: ... Alida is good or bad qwq

"Of course there isn't one." Deadpool opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Look at him, what is there that deserves others to support him?"

"Looks good, has a great figure, has a big dick and good physical strength?" Alida smiled and repeated what Deadpool had just said. The latter said stiffly when he heard the words, "That's all."

Hey, hey, so wronged, obviously he is also handsome and handsome, with a good body, eight-pack abs and long legs, but Alida actually stood by the big blue guy.

However, Deadpool felt aggrieved, and Clark on the other side also felt unhappy, because although Alida was hurting Deadpool, anyone with a discerning eye could see their close relationship with each other, and...

Alida didn't even deny the position of his so-called wife!

Alida: ...Hmmm, so is he angry because of this?

After saying a few words to Deadpool, Alida looked at Clark and asked curiously, "Clark, why are you here?"

Clarke: ...Can he say he came here on impulse because he heard Deadpool talking nonsense?

However, if he said this, wouldn't he be indirectly admitting that he was "monitoring" Alida like an idiot?

So Clark didn't say anything, but looked at Alida with a particularly innocent and watery look, just like a cat who wants to please you but can't find a way to do so. The cute big golden retriever.

Alida: ...he must have done it on purpose.

Deadpool, who also saw Clark's sinister intentions, stood between the two of them without saying a word, blocking the sight of the two of them looking at each other: "Don't seduce me Hani in front of me, I tell you, Big Blue, Don't think I'm afraid of you, I know the author very well, believe it or not, I will ask the author to delete your role in minutes? Let you stay in the metropolis for the rest of your life and fall in love with your Louise?"

In fact, Clark, who doesn't know who Deadpool is, naturally doesn't know his ability to break the fourth-dimensional wall, so when he heard him say this, he subconsciously frowned, and said, "Louis and I are just colleagues."

"It's a lie." Deadpool said with his hips on his hips, "Brother knows everything, such as knowing that you not only like that female reporter, you are also together, and later married and gave birth to a little Superman, oh, although the Kryptonian DNA It doesn't match the people on Earth, but it doesn't matter, anyway, the screenwriters have big brains, what is there that they can't produce?"

"You're slandering." Clark frowned and looked at Deadpool. He already had a face full of justice, but now his seriousness made people feel that he was solemn and inviolable.

"Tch, then ask Alida whether she believes in you or me?"

Alida: ... Wade, you are looking for death, why did you drag her orz

But Deadpool is not the kind of person who needs others to answer his words. He asked and answered himself, "Obviously, sweetheart of course believes me. After all, we have known each other for so many years and have such a deep relationship. We But having the experience of sharing the same bed together, wearing the same clothes together, using the same set of knives and forks, do you know how close we are?"

"Bingo, that's right, when you and your five-fingered girl fell in love with each other, brother can already unlock [-] postures and positions with sweetheart."

As he said that, Deadpool gave Clark a crotch with a smirk, then whistled and said, "The person in the whole world who is most familiar with my brother is Hani..."

Before Deadpool finished speaking, Clark uncontrollably used his eyes to emit high-temperature rays converted from solar energy stored in his body. Deadpool's reaction was not slow, and after he dodged, it was the TV set in Alida's house who suffered for him.

Alida: ...she knew it would be like this.

The glamorous girl stood up from the sofa, glanced at Clark and Deadpool speechlessly, and then asked, "Dear gentlemen, can you tell me what exactly you want to do?"

"Sweetheart, he broke the TV, let him pay for it." Deadpool rushed to Alida, put his arms around her shoulders, and then tilted his head to look at Clark, "Then I want to tell him, don't rely on I am an alien, so I can spy on Alida at will. She can do whatever she wants, flirt with whomever she wants, and fuck whoever she wants. I don’t even have any opinions about your qualifications as a 419 sex buddy. ?”

"Don't think that you are the only one who can blacken every minute. I tell you, my brother has been blackening all the time. The first time we met, I just called you a wild man instead of chopping up your penis and stuffing it in your ass. Brother has tolerated you the most, do you know how many people who drove with Alida before I cut into potato chips?"

"Wade." Alida couldn't help but glance at him when she heard his last words. Deadpool heard this and screamed like a girl, "Sweetheart, you are really not sweet, brother pretending to be aggressive at this time." You just need to quietly be a melon-eating crowd, don't tear down brother's stage."

Alida made an OK gesture, and then looked at Clark. The blue-eyed man looked a little disappointed at this moment, and the way he stood there with slightly downcast eyes was not to mention how pitiful he was.

Alida trying to hold back her laughter: ...Pfft, what should I do?Suddenly, there was a kind of silly Bai Tianchao who tried very hard to transform into a blackened super, but before the process of blackening was completed, he was slapped and slapped by the yellow violent Deadpool.

"Although it's a bit early for dinner at this time, but..." Alida came out of Deadpool's arms, walked up to Clark, and asked with a smile, "Would you like to try my cooking skills? My dear."

Hearing Alida's words, Clark's eyes lit up, and before he could speak, Deadpool behind Alida screamed: "It's not fair, Brother Hani just asked you to cook for him and you refused so decisively, Now you want to cook food for this big blue guy? What about the friendship boat that we promised to sail together forever? Is it just going to turn over like that?"

"Honey, after all, appearance is everything." Alida hooked Clark's arm and left, and the unwilling Deadpool hurriedly chased after him, squeezed between the two of them by the way, as if he would not stop being a light bulb.