I'm super poor after inheriting kindergarten [Interstellar]

The strangeness in the primitive deep forest is like another world. The colorful animals and plants make people feel like they are in a fairy tale scene. The colorful mushrooms, colorful butterflies, and flowers exuding charming fragrances all make people feel like they are in a fairy tale scene. These cubs who entered the primeval forest for the first time couldn't help but marvel.

As if bewildered, a cub finally couldn't help stretching out his chubby hands ready to pick the unknown bright flowers on the side of the road after seeing all this dreamlike, but it didn't wait. When he stretched out his hand to the flower, a little cub next to him walked over and hit his hand with a "snap".

"Huahua is so cute, how can you pick it? If you take it away, its parents will be very angry." Ya Qingqing looked at the little boy who wanted to pick flowers dissatisfiedly, and said loudly.

Startled by Ya Qingqing's voice, the little boy who wanted to pick the flowers couldn't help but patted his chest reflexively, muttered "don't be afraid, don't be afraid", and then exhaled lightly. He gave Ya Qingqing a strange look, and retorted childishly, "Hmph, you're lying, Huahua doesn't have parents."

Does Huahua have no parents?

Ya Qingqing scratched her head, glanced at the little boy, then at the piranha that was slowly moving towards her, pointed at them innocently and said, "I think Huahua has parents, if you don't believe me, look over there, it Mom and Dad are here."

Its parents are here?

The kid, who was already attracted by the conversation between the two, was extremely curious. After hearing Ya Qingqing's words, she followed her fingers and found that several very large flowers had pulled out their roots from the soil. Start slowly moving towards them.

"Wow, are these Xiao Huahua's parents? They look just like Xiao Huahua!"

"Isn't it? There are only two parents, and there are many of them. Are they Xiaohuahua's grandparents and grandparents?"

"Ah, they are here, Xiaohuahua's house is so beautiful."

"..."

Looking at the piranha moving towards him, the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, not only does it not feel afraid, but it also feels very happy!

The little flower is pretty enough, but the big flower is even more beautiful!

Plus they smell so good!

If the staff hadn't stopped them, several cubs would have wanted to run over to play with the piranha.

Looking at the group of ferocious piranhas in front of him and the staff behind the cubs to protect them, he smiled bitterly in his heart.

What luck are they!

Why did they encounter the vicious piranha just after entering the primitive deep forest?

And it's not just one flower, but a group of them. You must know that this is a group of piranhas, this is really embarrassing.

Resisting their urge to turn around and run, the staff rushed to the front of the cub with a "swoosh", and immediately pressed the emergency call device on their wrists as soon as they took their positions, and then slowly protected the cub behind them. retreat.

Taking a closer look at the disparity in strength between the enemy and ourselves, the two looked at each other, and when they wanted to strike first, an accident happened.

Unexpectedly, when they were waiting in full force, this brat, Ya Qingqing, would actually poke a long branch that came from nowhere and poke at the mouth of the piranha.

staff member! ! !

Other cubs! ! !

What the hell?

You must know that you were still there just now and taught the bear children to cherish flowers and plants!

As a result, you are actually killing flowers with your own hands now?

Fearing that the piranha would be angered, the staff pulled Ya Qingqing away and threw a wind blade backhand.

However, what he didn't expect was that his wind blade missed, but the piranha fell to the side as if drunk?

staff member? ? ?

This scene was so miraculous that it was unbelievable. Afraid of fraud, the staff looked at the fallen piranha warily and did not dare to move.

But he didn't dare to move, how dare Ya Qingqing, who poked the piranha with a branch just now, dare to move!

After poking a piranha, she ran to the back of another staff member, and then poked the opening of the piranha several times in a row, watching them fall to the ground without moving , Ya Qingqing poked its roots with a branch, and found that he was indeed immovable as the teacher said, Ya Qingqing turned her head happily, and shouted happily to the little friends behind, "Come on, come on!" Bring out the vines we just found."

staff member? ? ?

Watching in a daze the group of cubs rushing to the immobile piranha with the vines, and watching them wrap the vines around the mouth of the piranha from left to right, the staff were stunned.

Finally, when watching the group of cubs clapping the dust on their hands, smiling and standing in front of the piranhas and looking at these "captured" piranhas with admiration, the staff, including the audience watching the live broadcast, always have a feeling of their own Hallucinations occur.

Otherwise, why is the cub in front of them like this?

You must know that although these piranhas look beautiful on the outside, the horror of them drooling at them with their ferocious mouth just now still vaguely exists in their minds. look at them?

Even that kind of love is almost overflowing from the bottom of the eyes?

speak!road!reason!

Shouldn't normal cubs feel scared when they see these scary piranhas?

But watching Ya Qingqing and her group actually use the tied up piranhas as mounts and rush to climb on them, and they almost got into a fight because of the ownership of the piranhas. They said that people live a long time You can really see everything.

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Because of the touching behavior of the piranhas who "give away their mounts from thousands of miles away", the children in Tianqing Kindergarten expressed their affection for the piranhas captured by them soared!

Seeing them greedy for food, they are almost drooling, so the cubs who like mounts are very kind to put the "food" of piranhas in their flower openings, so that they can smell it well.

It was the act of being sniffed and not eaten that made the piranhas almost cry.

Hahahahaha, I laughed so hard, the worst piranha in history, obviously came to eat cubs, but it turned out to be a thousand miles to send a solo ride, click to send a mount 6666

In a daze~A daze...I really have enough, why do I suddenly feel a balls of sadness looking at the miserable appearance of these piranhas?Hehehe, whether you smell it or not, I just want to say one thing - well done!

666 ah 666, as expected, I only admire Tianqing Kindergarten when it comes to making a fuss!They really deserved to be the cubs taught by Principal Cheng, and they are so awesome that they use piranhas as mounts!It really didn't take the usual path.

hhhhhh allow me to bend over and smile, cough cough, well, welcome everyone to watch today's program with a serious face, this program can describe in one sentence what is it like to send a single ride to a man-eating flower for thousands of miles?Hahahaha, I can’t go on anymore, I’m so fucking laughing, it’s the first time Gang Zhen sympathizes with the cannibal flower, it’s useless to look so tough, when it’s time to bow to reality, I still have to bow my head.

With the piranha mount, Ya Qingqing and her group are not to mention how comfortable they are.

As the tyrant of the primeval deep forest, the other animals fled immediately after smelling the strong fragrance of the piranha, so Ya Qingqing and her group hardly encountered any danger.

Moreover, Ya Qingqing and the others were not greedy. Looking at the cubs following her, they remembered that the headmaster said to be careful, so they didn't choose to continue going deep into the forest, but planned to find a pass in the piranha's territory nearby.

You must know that the biggest overlord in this area, the piranha, is under their control, so it is much easier and safer for them to find the clearance card here than in other places. It is not an exaggeration to say that As long as you don't kill yourself, according to the number of clearance cards placed by the program group, Ya Qingqing and her group can almost guarantee that all of them will pass.

However, in the process of finding a way to clear the level, they encountered the biggest trouble ever, and this big trouble is-many cubs are illiterate!

Seeing this, not only Ya Qingqing and the others were stunned, but even the organizers and audience watching the live broadcast were stunned.

A "fucking trough" couldn't help but say it, seeing the cool appearance of the cubs walking piranhas and dogs, I almost forgot the level of knowledge and culture of the cubs, my God!Suddenly want to laugh how broken.

Uh, am I the only one who wants to greet the organizer?It’s fine if we didn’t take this into consideration, but as the organizers, they didn’t even consider that the cubs might be illiterate?Isn't this too irresponsible?

Hahahahahaha, I tuned to the live broadcast of other cubs, and suddenly found that the cubs in the piranha group are considered good, at least there are many cubs in Tianqing Kindergarten, and many of them know the word "pass card" , almost all the cubs in other groups were "illiterate"!Seriously doubt they'll be able to find the pass at the end.

Really helpless, I asked the organizer to say that the clearance cards are diversified. It is good to fix a style, so that the cubs can understand the pictures even if they can’t read the words. The result is good now, any leaves, wood boards, or pieces of paper are possible. It is a clearance card, which greatly increases the difficulty.

I sympathize with g, carefully looking at the organizers of this year's cub power competition, I am afraid that they have taken the wrong medicine, not to mention that the difficulty has skyrocketed, and there is also a test of scientific and cultural knowledge, thinking about those cubs who participated.

One barrage said sympathy, and the other barrages couldn't help saying sympathy too. It wasn't that they followed the crowd, but that these cubs were really sympathetic.

Obviously this is a supernatural power contest, so why do you still have to take cultural knowledge in the end?

They know simple one, two, three, four, not such complicated words, and the cubs said they were too confused.

Does this leaf have words?stay!

This wooden board also has words?stay!

This broken water glass still has words?Stay too!

There are so many words on this dirty piece of paper?Forget it all stay!

The bewildered cubs really didn't know what the clearance card they wanted looked like, so they picked up all the items that they saw with more than three words, so they organized a good cub power contest. Pick up trash contest!

Seeing all kinds of rubbish in the "garbage bags" belonging to the cubs, everyone finally couldn't help laughing wildly, but after they finished laughing, they felt sorry for the participating cubs.

You must know that because many cubs are illiterate, this group of cubs just patronize picking up trash!

After the game time is over, all the cubs have become glorious scavengers either actively or passively. Everyone has all kinds of weird things in their garbage bags, even the petals of piranhas. !

This made the organizers feel miserable.

What the hell!

Why is there so much rubbish in the original deep forest?

Can those adult orcs who agreed to exercise their abilities be more environmentally friendly?Is it plausible to leave so much garbage for the cubs to pick up after coming to the primeval deep forest to exercise their abilities?

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Obviously, as long as the cubs' clearance cards are properly checked, then the host can announce that the cubs have entered the finals because the cubs are illiterate, so they pick up things randomly, and the cheating cameo once played the garbage king.

Putting on gloves, he checked the rubbish brought back by the cubs one by one. Although the host had a smile on his face, he cried like a fat man of two hundred catties in his heart.

Looking up, looking at the winding queue, even though there were other staff members helping him, he felt a sense of melancholy in his heart.

What can he do?He is also very desperate!

But despair is despair, and work still needs to be done. The host can only comfort himself in this way in his heart, while trying to find the garbage that the cubs brought out from the primitive deep forest.

However... his expression gradually became numb.

Oh, look what he found?

The "clearance card" written on the discarded jar?

The "pass card" written on the rotten bark?

The "clearance card" written on the clothes fragments?

"..."

Needless to say, who came up with this stupid "pass card"?Come out and get beaten!

Seeing more and more strange pass levels being found out, the audience almost couldn't catch their breath from laughing.

Hahaha, what kind of treasure boy is the organizer planning?

My goodness, their year-long source of happiness is here!