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To [Cold]: Super happy!

[Cold]: Just be happy.

To [Cold]: My husband!

[Cold]: ...

To [Cold]: It's my first time leading a group, and I'm nervous.

[Cold]: If you wear more belts, you won't be nervous.

To [Cold]: Were you nervous when you led the group for the first time?

[Cold]: None.

To [Cold]: Oh...

Bie Han had an idea to ask Tang Zhuo Jian to learn from Hareton to lead the Eternal Group.

Tang Zhuojian stretched his waist and stood up, glanced at the time, it was one o'clock in the morning.

[Public] [A piece of candy]: It's getting late, everyone go to rest.

[公][Innnns]: Good night, Mrs. President.

[公][monophonic]: Good night, Mrs. President.

[公][one, two, three money]: Good night, Mrs. Chairman.

[公][PigFly]: Good night, Mrs. President.

[公][Harriton]: Good night, Mrs. President.

[Public] [A piece of candy]: Good night, husband!

[公][Cold]: Good night.

[Public] [Time is clear and shallow]: Goddess, I am sour, President, you have changed.

@唐瑞见: Husband is still the best husband【Picture】

Tang Zhuojian posted a screenshot of the guild's chat on Weibo.

Originally wanted to play for a while, but it was too late, and there was class tomorrow, so Tang Zhuojian had to say good night in a hurry, then turned off the computer and went to wash up.

Ever since Bie Han knew that a piece of candy was Tang Zhuojian, his attitude towards him in the game had changed 180 degrees, and he became angina for those who knew the inside story, such as Tang Moyan.

A piece of candy in the game is Tang Zhuojian's original appearance in his heart, but if he is not familiar enough on the surface, he always looks polite.

This is not enough, don't think about how to make Tang Zhuo Jian free himself like a piece of candy in reality.As a result, the goal was not achieved, and he was pissed off to death.

After a day of class this day, Tang Zhuo saw that he was bored, so he went home and turned on his computer to look at Battle.net and found that Cold was actually in StarCraft 2, so he also downloaded StarCraft 2 on a whim. He had never played this game before, but it was also Blizzard's , so I read the tutorial several times so-so, understood its basic operation and the purpose of the game, and gave myself a name: Sexy Xiaohui Online Scrubbing, and chose the cooperative mode to enter the game without hesitation.

Bie Han had been playing on the US server before, but he just remembered that Tang Zhuo Jian said that he could come back and play together, so he bought both the Asian server versions of StarCraft and Overwatch. After buying the heroes, he entered duo cooperation, and—

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: ...Hi!

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: There must be a special fate!

[Cold]:?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Good evening, husband.

[Cold]: ...

Bie Han saw that Tang Zhuojian's Battle.net really showed that he was in StarCraft 2.Facing the word "husband", now Bie Han only feels a lot of thoughts.

[Cold]: Xiao Hui?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: My friend's name, not mine, my name sounds better than his.

[Cold]: ...

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: I'm not very good at playing, you can teach me.

[Cold]: Didn't read the tutorial?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Look, if you still have any problems, please tell me.

[Cold]: Hmm.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: I love you so much.

Tang Zhuowian didn't play many real-time strategy games. The first time he played StarCraft 2, he chose Renault, the most basic human hero.

This game requires IQ and reaction ability. After repairing the base and a series of buildings, Tang Zhuojian began to wonder, what is the goal?

In the tutorial, it is to control land soldiers to fight against Zerg AI, and it should be the same in actual combat.

After building the defense of the base, Tang Zhuojian dispatched troops for his own army, and ran straight to the little red dot on the map. As soon as he left the base, a large wave of Zerg cockroaches rushed towards him. Tang Zhuojian didn't even think about it. Think, F2 selects all troops, A dies!

[Cold]: ...

Sure enough, the AI ​​blood volume in simple mode is not much.After the Terran soldiers arrived at the red dot on the map, they encountered a wave of Zerg head-on there. They still passed through F2A and chose to occupy the target point.

[Cold]: ...Wait a minute.

A game lasted about 10 minutes, but just after 10 minutes, Tang Zhuo saw that he was pushing all the way, and the road was full of Zerg corpses. Finally, he found the Zerg base not far from his base, and sent all his route players and The medical soldiers charged forward and swept the enemy's base camp.

[Cold]: Grass!

Cold was rough, but Tang Zhuojian didn't see it, the game was won if he flattened the enemy's base, so when he slaughtered the last building of the enemy.

"fail"

[Sexy Xiaohui online scratch]:?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Why did it fail?

[Cold]: ……………

Bie Han was still in the recording studio, his face was livid at this moment, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and remembered that smoking was not allowed in the recording studio, so he stood up, took the cigarette and went out the door.

Tang Moyan and Zhu Qunfei, who were about to go home together just now, stood behind Bie Han and watched the game. Now they both fell down on the sofa laughing and couldn't get up.

"This piece of candy is really a goddamn treasure! The two tigers are babbling, maybe they are dumb? Teammate A is sneaking!" Zhu Qunfei laughed so hard that he couldn't catch his breath, and even coughed a few times.

Tang Moyan also laughed, but he restrained himself quickly, and quickly returned to the sitting position, with a smile on his face: "You can't laugh, you will get crow's feet, you said that I, an elderly person, play with you every day Will it look younger?"

"Keep JB down, your face is so flimsy, tsk, you're so awesome, I'm going to scold people early." Zhu Qunfei said in a low voice. He played StarCraft 2 for a while, and the co-op mode requires two people to work together. Against AI, anyone with a little awareness knows not to press the "A" button casually, because it means indiscriminate attack, regardless of enemy teammates or even your own buildings and troops, generally it is enough to move the mouse to the right button, friendly There will be no reaction, the enemy will automatically go up to attack, a piece of candy is good, Bie Han just formed an army of Zerg, and after sweeping a target point of the Protoss AI enemy, he was stationed and defended, and then he was completely wiped out by his teammates. , followed by being pushed point by point, and finally directly A cleaned his entire base. The game judged that one teammate's base was destroyed, and the game failed.

Tang Moyan gave himself a sigh of relief and calmed himself down: "Yes, he is really patient with Tang Zhuojian."

"Tang Zhuojian?" Zhu Qunfei didn't turn the corner, wiped the tears from laughing, and hiccupped, "God? Hiccup, what's wrong with Tang Zhuojian?"

Tang Moyan glanced at him and lowered his voice: "A piece of candy is Tang Zhuojian."

"What's the matter?!" Zhu Qunfei was frightened and scared the hiccups away, "Damn it, we are playing the Asian server! The Asian server will automatically choose Taiwan when you log on to the Asian server. Tang Zhuo sees whether you want to play the national server or the Asian server? No? , is he playing World of Warcraft? What a fool!"

"You bastard, why do you think I kept getting mosquito-repellent eyes that day? I've been chatting with a sweet voice for so long, and I still listen to him singing, but I haven't heard it yet?" Tang Moyan didn't want to admit it, so his whole body collapsed , "You said that in the game, the one on the left and the one on the right are called Cold, will he get sick when he finds out that Cold is Bie Han? Who the hell spread these things? What kind of husband is not a husband? Bie Han is a dead gay, Tang Zhuojian is afraid!"

"This... no wonder, recently the boss's attitude towards a piece of candy is as good as Te Niang's is his father!" Zhu Qunfei finally sat up straight, glanced outside and did not see Bie Han coming back, it took 2 minutes to digest After this sudden news, he started to smile again, "Damn it, all I know is that he turned on the voice changer, but I didn't think much about it, just play games, just be happy, don't care if he's a man or a woman, besides, he didn't look for us If you want to equip key cards, you just play together every day, thinking so much? If what you said is true, then I think Tang Zhuojian is really far away, hey, man of God."

"Wen Haishan likes Tang Zhuo so much." Tang Moyan said.

Zhu Qunfei sneered: "Can you not like it? So he is a god, every time he comes to bring food, how big is Wen Haishan? Can you resist it?"

"Do you think you can resist?" Tang Moyan laughed at him, seeing Zhu Qunfei's eyes drifting back and forth, and finally said impatiently: "Wen Haishan is gluttonous, he can push anyone who is nice to him, I can Same? I was friendly, but disrespectful."

Tang Moyan imitated Hareton's tone, and pinched his nose: "Oh, Jiang Zi? It's 齁!"

"It's you, stinky hello!"

Not long after, Bie Han came back, smelling of cigarettes all over his body, with no expression on his face, and sat straight in front of the computer.

Zhu Qunfei seemed to know some serious news. He laughed and said, "Boss, please forgive him. It's his first time playing and he doesn't understand anything. Don't be angry!"

"Not angry." Bie Han said indifferently.

He remembered the last time Tang Zhuojian gave Zhu Qunfei a massage, so he reasonably suspected that Tang Zhuojian did it on purpose, but he did it, and he was indiscriminately pissed off.

The two people in the back finally held back their laughter, and they all leaned forward to take a peek at the screen.

[Sexy Xiaohui online scratch]:?

[Sexy Xiaohui scratching discs online]: Husband?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Where's the person?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Where did I get it wrong?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Hello?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: If you don't reply again, I will call the police.

Bie Han put his hands on the keyboard for a while before replying to him.

[Cold]: The task will be prompted on the upper left. You can right-click on the enemy, and your teammates and your own base will be seen on the map. Unless you have a purpose to destroy your own units, do not use A. It will fail. Because your A is my base.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: ...

[Sexy Xiaohui scratching discs online]: Really?

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: What was the enemy just now?

[Cold]: Protoss.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Why haven't I seen Protoss from the beginning to the end?

[Cold]: Killed by me.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Oh...

Only then did Tang Zhuo realize that this is a cooperation model. Since there are three parties, there should be three colors, but he has only seen two.

Well, embarrassing.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: My fault, I apologize, give it another shot.

[Cold]: Stop fighting.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Why?

[Cold]: I don't want to fight anymore.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Your mentality is not good, so you are autistic?

[Cold]: ...

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: Why are you so fragile?It's not easy to change the game to meet it.

[Sexy Xiao Hui Online Scratching Disc]: The network is connected by a thread, cherish this relationship, okay?

Bie Han turned off StarCraft 2, stood up and glanced coldly at the two jokers behind him, then turned off the computer: "I'm tired, go back and rest."

Zhu Qunfei said with a smile: "The Internet is connected by a thread, cherish this relationship, okay?"

"Well, fine." Bie Han didn't argue with him, packed his things and left.

Zhu Qunfei and Tang Moyan also switched on the power of the entire recording studio, checked the doors and windows, and left. When they came out, Tang Moyan said to Zhu Qunfei: "Don't be cold, he didn't hate you today."

"What do you want me to do? He is also a sensible person, and he is as naive as Wen Haishan?" Zhu Qunfei snorted, thinking that he could ask Wen Haishan to plant a flag to fight again at night.

Anyway, Zhu Qunfei and Wen Haishan are deadly enemies, no one can persuade them, and Tang Moyan is used to it: "I'll go back to play the Great Secret Realm later, I haven't covered the minimum living security this week, well, let's find something to eat first."

"okay!"

Zhu Qunfei always felt that Bie Han was a person who would take revenge. He didn't think it was wrong, but he felt that Bie Han was wrong if he didn't hate him this time.

In fact, Bie Han didn't go back directly after coming out of the recording studio, but drove towards Tang Zhuojian's house, and finally stopped downstairs at his house.

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