equal loudness curve

Tang Zhuo saw his hands spread out, and his World of Warcraft career was over.

[公][PigFly]: There is a bottom line for swearing, the boss is not angry, why are you so crazy?

[公][International stepdad]: Do you think our president is a ninja?Such a husband who has been called by a transvestite for more than half a year, still not angry?It sounds disgusting to me.

[公][Cold]: Sugar.

Tang Zhuojian didn't want to reply at all, he had already taken out his mobile phone and started to browse Moments, and looked up from time to time.

[公][Cold]: Sugar?Don't want to say something?

[Public] [Time Qingqian]: My goddess QAQ!Is that singing real?

[公][a piece of candy]: I don’t want to.

[公][a piece of candy]: Fake.

Tang Zhuowian’s principle is, anyway, if you all think it’s fake, then it’s all fake, everything is fake, that’s pretty good.

[Male] [Orange Cat Nine Fat]: Give up struggling.

[公][International stepdad]: Garbage!nausea!

[公][PigFly]: ...

[公][One, two, three money]: It's really hammered...

[public][quack quack]: ==

[公][Cold]: Really not?

[公][a piece of candy]: What can I say?Do you have any evidence?

[Public][International stepdad]: I went to the doctor in a hurry and died laughing.

[Male] [Orange Cat Nine Fat]: Speechless.

[公][International stepdad]: Shemale get out! !

[Public] [Orange Cat Nine Fat]: Retire yourself and don't let the president kick you, it's ugly.

[公][Niu Baobao]: Shemales are really hateful...

[公][Harriton]: Stop talking!Chairman, don't kick him!

Tang Zhuowian closed his eyes. In fact, he felt that maybe Cold was not as angry as he imagined, otherwise he would not have kept calling him "sugar". Maybe it was because he was still soft-hearted towards the friendship of the past six months, but what kind of mentality did the other party have? I don't want to figure it out.

Sitting quietly by himself for a while, seeing that the guild was still arguing, and those who spoke for him scolded him for his stubbornness, he raised his hand and typed a private message to Cold.

To [Cold]: I'm sorry, I was going to find a chance to tell you, but I haven't thought about how to say it, because it's hard to end a lie once it starts, I didn't expect to be exposed so soon, I didn't want to lie to you, and I didn't want to do anything to the Eternal Group, I just liked you, admired you, and it was really just a whim to turn on the voice changer.I'm sorry for making the guild quarrel all night, I'll retire myself, everyone expects it.

[A piece of candy] has left the guild.

Give [a piece of candy]: Wait, don't refund!

Could not find [a piece of candy].

[公][嘎嘎嘎]: Young life...

[公][PigFly]: ...

[公][International Stepfather]: Finally.

[Male] [Horse Climbing Mountain Break]: ...

[Public] [Nine Fat Orange Cats]: Hehe.

[Public] [Niu Baobao]: Mommy!

[公][Mare]: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! !

[公][Mare]: You really forced the president's wife away?

[Male][Orange Cat Nine Fat]: Oh boy, you weren't here just now, it's true that he is a shemale, and the president kicked him out.

[公][Mare]: Ah, the boss can't possibly kick him out, he must have retired by himself QAQ

……

He deleted Cold, shut down Battle.net, went offline, and shut down the computer.

Tang Zhuojian's mentality exploded.

And don't click on your friends on Battle.net, searched many times, and made sure you didn't find another piece of candy.

[公][Cold]: Fuck! !

[Public] [quack quack]: ==It’s a long life.

[公][Mare]: Boss QAQ!Hurry up and get your wife back! !

[Male] [Orange Cat Nine Fat]:?

[公][monophonic]: Huh?

[公][Wheat in the Wheat Field]: I remember... Quack told me that the president and a piece of candy met in real life. Once, the president was still playing with a piece of candy at a piece of candy...

[公][Mare]: Ah, ah, the president's wife is the real president's wife! !

[公][monophonic]: Huh? ? ?

[公][Harriton]:? ? !

[Public] [Baby Niu]: What the hell?

[公][PigFly]: If the president loses his wife today→_→hehe.

[公][quack quack]: um==

[公][monophonic]:? ? ?

……

Tang Zhuojian turned off the computer and went to take a shower. After finishing, he lay on the bed and brushed Weibo and WeChat expressionlessly.

He has been in this game for ten years, and his faith has long been an indelible person, but he never thought that he would be killed like this by himself.

Even though it was just a game, it was a game that had existed in his life for ten years. It was a part of his life, and now he had to give it up.

Actually, it's quite sad, especially the moment when I clicked on Cold's name and pressed "Delete Friend", I exhausted all my energy to make a decision, which was much more tiring than... singing.

If you don't want to be kicked out of the guild, don't want to see being scolded by Cold, and don't want to be deleted as a friend by him, then you have to do all of this first.

Tomorrow will be a new day, everything will pass.

After swiping through the circle of friends and returning to the homepage, Tang Zhuojian saw that Bie Han had called on WeChat, because he had set Do Not Disturb after [-] o'clock, and he probably didn't remind him.

Bie Han: [No answer].

Bie Han: [Where is it? ]

Bie Han: [No answer].

Bie Han: [Continue. ]

Biehan: [? ]

The time was nearly 10 minutes ago, at that time it seemed that he had just turned off the computer?To take a bath?Tang Zhuojian was afraid that Bie Han had something to do, so he immediately replied.

Tang Zhuojian: [I didn't pay attention to my phone in the shower just now, what's wrong? ]

He didn't get a reply, but got a knock on the door 2 minutes later.

This midnight...

"Who is it?" Tang Zhuojian got up impatiently.

"Me." There was a familiar voice outside the door, Tang Zhuojian opened the door in surprise, Bie Han walked in directly, pushed Tang Zhuojian back two steps, and slammed the door shut with a "bang".

"Fuck, who did I think it was in the middle of the night? Are you being hunted down?" Tang Zhuojian hadn't realized why Bie Han pushed him, and then smiled. He saw that Bie Han seemed a little tired, and was slightly gasping.

There was only one night light on in the room, and it was dim, so Tang Zhuojian turned on the headlight.

"What's wrong with you? You won't really be hunted down, right?" Tang Zhuojian joked, there was nothing wrong with his face, "Sit down for a while, do you want some water?"

I knew it would be like this, even if I knew that he couldn't be in a good mood, it wouldn't let people see any traces.Don't make a cold face, and take two steps forward to approach Tang Zhuojian.

Seeing this inexplicable action, Tang Zhuo was stunned, and stepped back, putting distance between the two of them, stammering: "What are you doing, what are you doing?"

Bie Han didn't care at all with his surprised face, he directly blocked people against the wall, and asked in a deep voice, "Why delete my friend?"

"Huh?" Tang Zhuo saw the black question marks in his head, picked up his phone and looked at it, and shook his head, "No, I was just taking a shower just now, I didn't see it, I'll do it, don't get so close to me! I'm nervous!" He pushed harder and harder As he approached, Tang Zhuojian yelled to stop Bie Han from approaching suddenly, and stretched out his hand to support his shoulder and push him away.

Dry!This is too bad, are you dreaming?

Bie Han originally wanted Tang Zhuojian to speak out, but the druid's starting point was that he didn't want the guild to cause problems because of him, so after knowing their relationship, he would definitely not continue to trouble him with a piece of candy, but this matter is a piece of cake after all. Sugar made it himself, so he has to bear it himself.

He wanted to protect him after a piece of candy confessed, and then this person would quit the guild and delete friends? ?At that moment, don't stand up so cold that even the chair fell straight back.

He didn't answer the phone, he didn't reply to WeChat, it was fine, so he didn't even turn off the computer, didn't read what was going on in the game later, took the car keys and went out directly.

Tang Zhuojian was about to go crazy, he didn't know who he was going to provoke, he was in a bad mood, so he had to think about what the situation was now?

"Don't be cold, don't be cold! Did you drink too much! You made a mistake! I didn't delete you!" Tang Zhuojian shouted, he had never seen such an aggressive Biehan in action, and he didn't know how to respond for a while. Simply lift the phone up.

"Look! I didn't delete your friend!"

Bie Han directly grabbed his cell phone and threw it back, threw it on the bed, then grabbed Tang Zhuojian's hands, pressed them firmly against the wall, and said with a cold face: "I mean, war, net, okay, friend."

"what?!"

Tang Zhuo saw a million black question marks popping up in his mind.

"What, what Battle.net? I don't even know about your Battle.net." Tang Zhuojian tried to struggle out, because this feeling of being shackled by someone was too strange, like being interrogated, don't get too close to him, his heart beat fast, Afraid of being spotted, he struggled hard, but he failed, Bie Han dragged him back.

"I'll do it! Don't be cold, are you sick?" Tang Zhuo cursed loudly, "Let go! Let go! It hurts! I told you I didn't delete you!"

"You just deleted me from Battle.net." Bie Han repeated word by word.

Tang Zhuo saw in his heart: Meow meow?

Tang Zhuo saw the circle: "Brother, you are really mistaken, I have never added you, okay? I just deleted, I deleted... I deleted... Me, what the hell?!"

He seemed to be struck by five thunderbolts, and several thunderbolts, large and small, suddenly rushed down together, splitting him beyond recognition.

Seeing that Tang Zhuo was frozen in place, he forgot to struggle and remained motionless, looking as if he was burnt.

It is unbelievable that Tang Zhuo Jian and his absurd guess made an agreement on life and death.

Bie Han ignored his shock, finally let him go, went directly to his computer and turned on the computer he had just shut down.

……

He just deleted Cold, Bie Han asked him why he deleted his Battle.net friend.

He just deleted Cold, Bie Han asked him why he deleted his Battle.net friend.

...?

Bie Han turned on the accelerator, logged in to Battle.net, Tang Zhuojian’s account was automatically logged in, opened the friend list, added friends, entered: Cold, and then Tang Zhuojian watched as Bie Han took his own phone and pressed it a few times, and the computer displayed : You have a new friend!Look at the first row: Cold.

ha?In the end, reality won, Tang Zhuo saw that he returned from the battlefield with blood all over his body, and fell headfirst on the bed.

"Cold, Cold..." Tang Zhuo Jian muttered to himself, screaming as if he lost his soul.

"What?" Bie Han replied calmly.

"...You, are you playing with me?" Tang Zhuo was stunned, feeling that the world was unreal at the moment.

After Bie Han finished his operation, he finally turned around to face Tang Zhuojian. He said coldly, "I'm playing with you? Do you want to know the answer to your last question?"

"The answer to the last question?" Tang Zhuojian closed his eyes and thought for a while.

[公][a piece of candy]: Oh, do you have any evidence?

"Answer, what's the answer?" Tang Zhuo saw that he was staring at Bie Han so hard that tears almost came out.

"Have you ever seen the million-dollar sound mixer that is often mentioned on Weibo? I am."

"..."

Tang Zhuo saw that he fell backwards, lying on the bed, his eyes turned white, and he almost foamed at the mouth.

Finally, Tang Zhuojian, who can go up to the sun and go down to the sun, was crushed by the combination of heaven and earth into a first-class disability.

Bie Han stood up, looked at the loveless Tang Zhuojian lying on the bed, and said slowly: "If I haven't finished typing, you quit the guild and delete my friends, that's fine, Tang Zhuojian."

Tang Zhuowian didn't speak. First of all, Bie Han said that Cold had hit him too hard. He couldn't accept it. He always thought that Cold lived in Taiwan. Maybe he was really an old man as Xiao Hui said. Second, Cold was something he had admired for many years. The person he admired for many years was always by his side, and finally...

……

Is your husband still asleep?

Husband is so nice!

Husband, rest early!

Husband, you already have so many mounts, can you give me this one?

Husband?

Husband, don't kill me.

Husband loves you!

Cold wants to fuck me, I'll leave for a while, you guys talk.

……

Tang Zhuojian closed his eyes, wanting to die immediately on the spot.

In his mind, the rumbling chariots, the endlessly spreading wildfires, and the cold villages with only leftovers left, the imagery of the end of the world.

Bie Han sat down beside him, reached out and pinched his face: "Get up, don't pretend to be dead."

Is it okay to pretend to be dead?God knows how desperate Tang Zhuojian is in his heart at this moment. He has called Bie Han's husband for several months, and he has said all the shameless things. At least he has maintained a good relationship with Bie Han. Except for the occasional exchange of words, there is no love. What an outrageous expression, the other party even helped him participate in the show, taught him to sing, record, and brought him into contact with more and better people. He didn't dare to have too many unreasonable thoughts, at least he thought that Bie Han admired him very much. Well now, it turned out that the other party already knew what kind of batch he was.

Tang Zhuojian lay still, opened his eyes, looked straight at the ceiling, and asked numbly for a moment, "It was the time I sang, did you recognize it?"

"Ah."

Oh, sure enough, what ability to restore a failed marriage is all fucking fart!

He told Bie Han very seriously two days ago that the few people in the group joked that he was Mrs. Bie, don’t be angry, how can you imagine what he felt after hearing this sentence when he knew Tang Zhuojian’s identity was a piece of candy Feelings!

Bie Han thought for a while and said, "Oh, they also know that you are a piece of candy."

"A few of them... oh..." Tang Zhuo Jian closed his eyes again.

In fact, as long as you are more serious and think a little more, you can guess it, but Tang Zhuo Jian has never thought about it.

He suddenly remembered that when Wen Haishan said "plant the flag", Tang Moyan interpreted it as "insert chess".

Is it an idiot?It was obviously weird at the time.

Thinking about it this way, in fact, everything has already pointed to the truth, why does he have to be so messy in the game...

Very well, Cold is Bie Han, he probably won't lose Cold, but what the hell can he do! !

Tang Zhuo saw sitting up from the bed, put his hands on Bie Han's shoulders, and said desperately and solemnly: "Brother, I'm sorry, I, I was really just joking, I didn't want to lie to you, I didn't have any bad intentions, and I didn't I have unreasonable thoughts about you!"

"No unreasonable thoughts?" Bie Han raised his eyebrows and laughed, "You have called me husband for so long, and now tell me that you have no unreasonable thoughts?"

Tang Zhuojian opened his mouth, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "Really...no...it's all a misunderstanding."

"Oh~ So it was a misunderstanding." Bie Han pretended to suddenly realize.

"..."

Tang Zhuojian once felt that Bie Han was actually the one who was wronged, because the person he called her husband had always been Cold, but by mistake, it was passed on to Bie Han, but now it's better, Bie Han is Cold.Really, I don't know where to start with 100 million sentences in my heart.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Bie Han smiled and said: "Okay, if you say you misunderstood, then you misunderstood, then I don't know how Madam Bie plans to explain this misunderstanding to others?"

Tang Zhuojian pursed his lips and said in a low voice, "There is nothing to explain, I was the one who lied to you."

For a moment, no.

"Fuck, who the hell is Mrs. Bie?!"

Bie Han said slowly: "Is it my fault first? Someone keeps calling me husband, so I can't get revenge?"

He was greeted with a pillow of heavenly justice.

Tang Zhuo saw that the speed of digesting emotions was very fast, and Bie Han didn't give much comfort and explanation, so he was able to sort things out smoothly, and then entered the state of death again.

In fact, Tang Zhuojian had a lot to say, but he didn't say a word this night.