On how cannon fodder became a group favorite [Transmigration Book]

The first day my uncle left, I missed him.

The second day after Uncle Huang left, I missed him, missed him.

The third day after Uncle Huang left...

Xie Yuanjia suddenly felt that Fu Jinghong was still too kind to himself. Writing big characters is really not a difficult task. After all, writing big characters doesn't take your brains, but reading books really requires top-level patience, self-control, and a super stable mentality.

When he used to watch TV, those emperors often read the memorials, and they would either fall to the ground angrily, or praise someone for their literary talents. They were all very tall, so he thought that the memorials must be written with profound things.

However, Xie Yuanjia only found out in the past few days that the original memorials are divided into different categories, and the way of reporting each memorial has a lot to do with the personality of each official.

Memorials are generally divided into two types, one is pure work reports, and the other is daily chores. Urgent memorials will be covered with red paint and placed on the top of his desk. For example, this time the Yellow River flood has been dealt with continuously. With the help of Chun Yuya, the ten related memorials can be considered barely handled.

But the daily memorials are very dumbfounding. Some officials may be talkative, and often write a lot of things, and finally only a few things that they really want to report. If the emperor is more irritable , it is very likely that I really don't have the patience to watch him finish all this.

There are also officials who are particularly obsessed with greetings, and the whole memorial is nothing serious. After a few words, they will definitely follow up with the sentence "Hello, Your Majesty?" Okay?" The person who submitted the memorial didn't know that he is in charge now, and after he wrote down the reason for the incident on the memorial, the owner of the memorial changed the sentence into "The Emperor" at the back of the new paper the next day well?"

Therefore, Xie Yuanjia's daily routine these days has become:

"How is the emperor?"

"I'm safe."

"How is the emperor?"

"I'm safe."

"How is the emperor?"

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After repeating this for four or five days, Xie Yuanjia looked helplessly at the same sentence that appeared on the memorial again. In fact, some ancient people were very cute. He used to think that reading memorials was a very serious thing. Come on, in fact, many officials don’t have something to play every day, but they also want to show their presence in front of the emperor, so they like to change their ways and use various tricks on the memorial. Talk to the emperor a few more words, it seems that this is very happy.

"What is the emperor laughing at?" Chunyuya was sifting through the memorials, and visited the work and daily visits separately. When he turned around, he saw Xie Yuanjia chuckled alone, and asked curiously.

Xie Yuanjia pointed to the words on the memorial and said, "Teacher, look, this Mr. Xiang Chu is very interesting. He greets me every day."

"Xiang Chu?" Chunyu Yalue thought of such a person as soon as he thought about it, "That is indeed a very interesting person. He is the governor of Linzhou, a second-rank official. I used to meet him in Beijing and come to Beijing to report on his work."

"He is taciturn and unsmiling. In fact, he likes to listen to jokes in private. He especially likes to be with children. He is a very thoughtful young man."

The people Chunyuya admired seemed to be of good character. Xie Yuanjia felt that this Xiangchu was cuter when he heard it, but his face was paralyzed but very soft and cute. Isn't this a cute contrast?

He looked down at the greetings, and he could imagine a young man writing a notebook under the lamp with a serious face.

"Is the emperor tired of reviewing the memorial?" Chun Yuya put down the work at hand, walked over and sat down, and said gently: "A few days ago, I watched the emperor's face full of sadness because of the memorial."

"I felt a little tired at first, but now I feel much better." Xie Yuanjia lowered his head and replied, "When Uncle Huang reads these notebooks every day, what is he thinking in his heart?"

Chun Yuya smiled slightly, and then said: "The prince is different from the emperor. The emperor thinks these excerpts are interesting, but with the prince's temperament, he just skips them."

It can be said that Chunyuya knows Fu Jinghong very well. As for Fu Jinghong's temperament that hates people talking nonsense, he doesn't bother to look through the excerpts like Xiang Chu every time. If you're in a bad mood, you'll even scold Xiang Chu at the end of the excerpt because he's out of his mind, and if he talks nonsense, he'll kill you.

But Xiang Chu is still firm | standing firm, not in a hurry or impatient, fixed a fixed point every day to express condolences, without fear of wind and rain.

Xie Yuanjia couldn't help smiling and narrowed his eyes. He suddenly felt that sometimes Fu Jinghong seemed quite cute.

He smiled and picked up his pen, and replied as usual after Xiang Chu's notes, "Zhen An."

After thinking about it, he added another sentence, "How is Aiqing?"

After writing this, Xie Yuanjia put down his pen, put his notebook aside, stretched his hands, looked at the bright sunshine outside the window, and said to Chunyuya: "Teacher, we have read the notebook all morning. Why don't you take a rest and have dinner together later."

Chunyuya also put down the cinnabar pen for annotations, and happily accompanied them out.

"Speaking of which, it seems to be Qiuyang's birthday in a few days." Xie Yuanjia remembered what the House of Internal Affairs mentioned two days ago. Qiuyang was born in autumn. "Come and name her, seeing that the Mid-Autumn Festival is about to come, and Qiuyang's birthday is also coming soon.

"Is the emperor planning to hold a birthday banquet for the eldest princess?" Chun Yuya asked while walking.

"I have this plan." Xie Yuanjia replied, "It's just that I don't have much experience, and it's all about girls. Is there any relative in the teacher's family who can come to the palace on Qiuyang's birthday?"

Chun Yuya shook his head: "I don't have any suitable women in my family, so the eldest princess's birthday banquet is enough to sit in the Chaoxi Hall. At that time, the emperor can order those who have unmarried daughters in the boudoir to go to the Chaoxi Hall to celebrate and play together." , to celebrate the princess's birthday, and secondly, it can also make the princess make more playmates."

"I think so too." Xie Yuanjia sighed, "The empress and Qiuyang are the companions in the palace now, after all it's a bit lonely, and I don't know anything about women, so I should find more girls of the right age to be with me."

Chun Yuya nodded, and suddenly remembered: "I heard that there is a young girl in the general's family, she is 14 years old this year, just like the eldest princess."

"Ji Aiqing?" Xie Yuanjia thought of Ji Shaoyan, "Then I will ask him when I have time."

The next day, Ji Shaoyan was invited into the palace to face the saint. After hearing Xie Yuanjia explain his meaning, he was a little embarrassed, as if his sister was some shameful creature:

"This... Thank you, the emperor, for showing love to my sister, but..." He scratched his head, hesitant to speak.

Xie Yuanjia looked at him puzzled: "What's wrong? Is your sister feeling unwell?"

"No, no." Ji Shaoyan quickly waved his hands, "She is stronger than a cow, and she will be fine if I'm sick."

"Why is that?"

Ji Shaoyan sighed, and had no choice but to say truthfully: "It's not that I'm lying, it's just that little sister of the Chen family... oh."

"Dairou's temperament is really difficult to be elegant. I am afraid that she will cause trouble in the Palace of Morning and Night, and then make the emperor angry. That girl, she started to practice martial arts at the age of three, she was able to climb a tree to dig out a bird's nest at the age of five, and at the age of nine Just beat Master He’s grandson at Xijie Lunan so hard that he dared not go out, and when he was ten years old, he dared to ride a strong horse and said that he wanted to enter the rivers and lakes.”

"It's hard to get wild, and it doesn't look like a daughter's family at all." Ji Shaoyan couldn't open his eyes in worry, "I have never seen a girl as tough as her, and even ten men can't compare to her. If such a rough temper Injuring the eldest princess is a serious crime of beheading."

Instead, Xie Yuanjia became interested in Ji Dairou, "It sounds like Aiqing's sister has a personality, and she is a hero among women."

Ji Shaoyan had a toothache, "I don't know if I'm a hero or not. I just know that my father and elder brother are approached to reason with me from time to time. If it wasn't for the strict family tradition, she might be crazy enough to turn into a bandit."

"Aiqing, you must bring your sister here so that we can get to know Qiuyang." Xie Yuanjia patted Ji Shaoyan on the shoulder solemnly, "I have long been worried that Qiuyang's son is too soft, and she may suffer when she gets married in the future." It would be a good thing if Lingmei could teach her to be more lively."

However, Ji Shaoyan became envious of Xie Yuanjia: "The emperor is a good fortune. He has a gentle, quiet and well-behaved sister. I dream of having such a caring girl."

Although Ji Shaoyan had never seen Qiuyang, but he heard Xie Yuanjia boasting occasionally, he couldn't help thinking about it in his heart. When he got home and saw his sister who was eager to join the gang and become the boss, he could only cry secretly.

The two good brothers sighed at the same time, each worried about their younger sisters, they both looked like young adults.

In this way, Xie Yuanjia quickly asked the Ministry of Internal Affairs to draw up all the procedures for Qiuyang's birthday, as well as the roster of the invited daughters.The eldest princess's birthday is definitely not comparable to that of the emperor, but it is already very grand for a princess, which shows how much she is favored.

"Just do it according to this." Xie Yuanjia put back the things he had seen, and ordered the people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs to take care of these things.

After the people from the Ministry of Internal Affairs left, Xie Yuanjia turned around and saw Mu Zhan standing by the door not far from him with a serious face, looking up at the sky and wondering what he was thinking.

"What happened to the guard Mu?"

Mu Zhan looked back to see him, and hurriedly bowed to salute: "Go back to the emperor, this subordinate just has a sore neck, just take a look."

"You hold your sword and bow your head all day, so your neck is naturally uncomfortable." Xie Yuanjia said amusedly, "I will teach you a set of health exercises, and I guarantee that your cervical spine will not hurt."

After that, he stood up and walked to Mu Zhan, and personally demonstrated the modern medical exercises recommended for him, "Look, just draw the character 'shit' with your head in the air, and you can relieve the discomfort."

At first, Mu Zhan was worried that the two of them were too close, that the prince would skin him when he came back, but after seeing the emperor taught him very seriously, he couldn't help drawing big "dung" with his head, and after a while, it turned out to be a little bit use.

The emperor is not only benevolent, but also considerate to his servants. He also knows some medical skills. It is really right not to let Ling Shuang do this job.

Mu Zhan is proud of his wit every day.

Lan Kou, who came in to deliver the tea, looked up and saw the little emperor and Mu Zhan shaking their heads at each other, standing in place with a dazed expression.

What happened to these two?