[Comprehensive] Youkai Reemployment Guide

When the ghost lamp came out from the Oboro car and announced that Sakamoto-kun had left the underworld, Yingcao silently upgraded Sakamoto to the boss Sakamoto in her heart, and almost knelt down to the boss Sakamoto. Walking around can be said to be worth throwing a feast to celebrate, but this one just wandered around the inside of the underworld like visiting his own garden, and left safely.

It's amazing my big brother Sakamoto.

Now that Mr. Sakamoto has successfully left the underworld, Yingcao can retire. Anyway, the person has already been sent away, and the painting has been sent away. Well, Yingcao feels a little guilty when she thinks of the painting she pretended to throw away. The floor of the hall was so shiny that people could be seen, so someone must have cleaned it regularly, so she decided to run away.

However, Yingcao's plan to escape did not go as smoothly as expected, mainly because of Yato's reward, God knows that Yingcao had almost forgotten about it, and Ghost Lantern still remembered the money.

"Prices in the present world have risen so much. The gods have never raised money since ancient times. It should be said that they are gods. Even the rent in the underworld has been raised several times." Ghost Lantern handed over a banknote Yingcao sighed, "It is very difficult to find five yuan in the underworld now."

"I don't know the market price of the gods very well," Yingcao didn't look at the banknote, after all, there is no need to check the authenticity of the five yuan, "But there are many people who are willing to pay for the annual repair costs of the Great Shrine. There is no shortage of money, and there are very few people who only pay five yuan when they visit the shrine during the Chinese New Year." Especially Ebisu, he should be the god who has the least shortage of money in this world, and Yingcao is always willing to be in any It's time to black Ebisu.

Ghost Lantern handed a package to Yingcao, "You have also helped us a lot, this bag of special products from hell is my little gift." Then he moved out a small potted plant from an unknown corner Come on, it’s probably only bigger than the palm of your hand, and it doesn’t look like a plant or an animal. It’s actually a goldfish growing on the grass, which is exactly the same as the hair ornament on Kagura’s head. “This is the new snapdragon. The variety, small snapdragon, is mainly for viewing at home, and it is currently being promoted, and it is very popular with little girls, so I will give it to you as well."

Yingcao looked at the dull snapdragon, what kind of strange creature is this? Looking at those big watery eyes, Yingcao also had to admit that there was a strange sense of cuteness, but Yingcao is currently living in In Bingsheng Middle School, although snapdragons and manjusawa are famous products in hell, they are all real objects, which means that humans can see them. Where does she ask her to raise this pot of snapdragons?

Is this the rhythm for her to promote evil things like snapdragons in this world?Yingcao felt like crying, she really wanted to reject Ghost Lamp's kindness, but Ghost Lamp had already packed the snapdragon grass, and the words of refusal were stuck in her throat and swallowed.

So Yingcao, who entered hell empty-handed, left with a pack of special products from hell on his back and snapdragon grass in his hand. It was really a fruitful harvest, and it can be said that he returned with a full reward.

Yingcao also caught up with the trend for a while and left the gate of hell in a hell-style car. Lord Ghost Lantern still has a lot of things to deal with, because he has already delayed too many things looking for Mr. Sakamoto. This time it is Xiaobai To send Yingcao out, the taste of going through the main entrance is much better than going through the cave. Yingcao doesn't want to go through the cave anymore. By the way, the cave has been handled by the relatively free Wutengu.

The coordinates of the Gate of Hell are a bit far from that park, but when you think about it, how could it be possible that there is a hole next to the main gate? Sending her directly to the park, Hotaru got off the car, said goodbye to the two of them, and went to look for Yato.

To be honest, Yingcao is not sure whether Yato is still waiting for her in this park, because she has been in the underworld for a long time because she is looking for Mr. Sakamoto, and it is already the next day.

The time in the underworld is different from the flow time in the present world. Yingcao remembers that when she left the underworld, the sky should be dusk when she looked out from the hazy car, but now it is obviously bright in the morning, and there is a hazy halo in the east. It rises dimly, and the imprint of a rainbow appears in the crystal rain and dew on the grass.

It's not the busiest time for the park yet. Occasionally, a few morning joggers hurried past, and the big hole leading to hell in the park was buried again. I don't know if it was Ye Fighting God or the three boys before. , or the boss Sakamoto who left hell first?

Yingcao was thinking about seeing a figure lying on a bench in the park with a glance of her eyes, and half of her face was covered by the waste newspaper covering her body. Even so, Yingcao recognized the shabby guy in front of her at a glance. Whether it's the sportswear, the white scarf exposed between the newspapers, or the foolish look of holding the wine bottle full of five-yuan coins while asleep, it all shows that this is Yato himself.

Yato refreshed the offline of Yingcao against the gods again, and the gods sleeping on the street had never been heard of before, and she might have encountered a false god.

However, this has opened up another path for her entrepreneurship. For example, using Yato as the blueprint to write about the two or three things that are unlucky to the gods. The monsters who have always used the embarrassing things of the gods as jokes will be happy to buy, but the premise is that they are not afraid of causing trouble. Going to a lawsuit, after all, the things in the monster's hands are not clean. The most typical example is the tomb robber. He just got it and handed it over to the country before he warmed it up. Yingcao would really cry.

Yingcao became ill-intentioned and approached Yato on tiptoe. She was obviously vigilant but still sound asleep. Yingcao picked up the dandelion in her hand. The dandelion flower was too big to be direct. Touching the target person, changing the grip, Hotaru took the flower stem and poked towards Yato's nose.

The dandelion's flower stem near the root has tiny milky white fluff, and it is especially itchy when you brush it lightly. Yeto sneezed several times in a row, and Firefly was about to laugh. The smile stuck in his throat, and Yato suddenly opened his closed eyes.

What kind of eyes are those, ice blue and emotionless, when he squints his eyes and stares at you, it is more like a lifeless sword, colder than the eyes of a skylark, colder than the eyes of a skylark? The murderous aura of the ghost lamp is even more lingering.

"It's you." When Yato's pupils refocused, they were covered with a layer of water mist, which wetly melted away the ice, and wrapped the sword hidden in his eyes in a sheath to hide it. At that moment, it seemed that it was just Yingcao's illusion. He yawned a lot first, and then immediately said in a cheerful tone, "Did I get my reward?"

Looking at Yato who made a money gesture in front of him, it must have been an illusion just now. Do you dare to be handsome for more than three seconds?

Yingcao gave the reward given by the ghost lamp to Yato, and his drowsy face immediately seemed to be lit up by the holy light of five yuan. He grabbed the banknote and smiled happily, "It's been a long time Got paid."

How long has it been since I haven't had a job? Seeing Yato like this, Yingcao couldn't help admonishing herself to get a good job again, and if she doesn't make money, work hard for the happy life of spending five yuan and throwing five yuan away in the future!

Seeing that Yato was holding the money, his eyes caught sight of the hell specialties on Yingcao's back. He swallowed, his stomach growled, and he stretched out three fingers tremblingly, "I haven't seen you for three days. time to eat."

...Your dignity as a god will never bow to youkai.

Although she complained like this in her heart, Yingcao still gave half of the hell specialties in the package to Yato with a sense of integrity. Thinking about it this way, she is really a very good monster.

Lord Ghost Lantern is really a very thoughtful person. Considering that Yingcao is not a person from hell, he did not send some black dishes from hell world but some very common snacks like dumplings. The only thing that is a bit unclear is that there are A gift of hell magma-flavored seasoning was presented. Looking at the bright red color, Yingcao felt that she would not eat it herself, so she gave it all to Yato.

"Wow, you little monster is really good," Ye Dou gobbled up the dumpling, "I will accept you as a god envoy when my magnificent shrine is built, and follow my god to eat and drink spicy food. A maiden is carrying the palanquin."

No, no, Yingcao felt that Yato's wish would never come true in her lifetime, so she said perfunctorily, "I would rather have eight handsome god-level figures to carry the sedan chair for me."

"Are you talking about a monk?" Yato was a little distressed, "I don't have a Buddhist priesthood. I'm a very native Japanese deity. It's really hard to be a beautiful maiden."

After being told by Yato, the eight beautiful men in Yingcao's mind became eight Wu Ke, and the eight shiny big bald heads made her want to close her eyes, and she was actually discussing the car with a monster in a serious manner Question, Yingcao said, "I heard that in the Tang Dynasty, there was a top-ranked spiritual weapon called Void, which was sought after by thousands of people. Now I think it was specially customized for you."

"Really?" Yato waved again, he poked his waist and laughed, "I can't help but be such a handsome god, hahaha."

That's right, four beautiful and flowery old ladies are the most suitable for you. By the way, I uploaded Yato's akimbo and arrogant appearance in my mind. With a gloating expression, he bid farewell to Yato, "Master Bai Ze has finished what I have been told, and I will go to Taoyuan Township to report to Master Bai Ze."

Before leaving, he hadn't seen such a monster that suits him for a long time. Yato also gave Yingcao a business card handwritten by himself. He raised his head slightly and said, "I have never given a monster my own. business card."

Yingcao was a little perfunctory but still put away the business card carefully. After all, he is a god, and maybe there will be a day when he will need his help.

Not long after riding the dandelion, Yingcao heard Yato's wailing. Shouting, "This is actually Mingbi! It's a waste of work!" Only then did Yingcao realize the reason why Ghost Lantern said that five yuan is not easy to find. Well, it's hard to embarrass Mr. Ghost Lantern.

Returning to Taoyuan Township again, because of Momotaro’s introduction, Yingcao finally managed to walk through the main entrance this time. The first time I came, it meant that I came and went in a hurry, and I didn’t appreciate the scenery here. Now I’m in a relaxed mood. Taoyuan The township really deserves to be one of the ten scenic spots in heaven.

In front of Shirazawa's house, Momotaro is cleaning in front of the door. Hotaru greets Momotaro and asks him if Master Shirazawa is at home.

"Master Bai Ze has a medical research association in China, and he returned to China overnight yesterday. He said that he would send you the application form by the way, and the result will be in about three or four months." Momotaro said again in a low voice. , "This invitation has been delivered for several days. Master Bai Ze just packed his things and left suddenly yesterday. I am afraid it is... ah, Lord Ghost Lantern!"

Momotaro yelled before the last sentence was finished, and Yingcao turned around and saw the ghost lamp that was emitting black gas like a malicious shura, and his face was covered with anger. I was in the black air, but when I saw the two of them, I didn't vent my anger, and nodded slightly to them, saying hello.

Yingcao's hand holding the dandelion tightened, and she saw the scroll in Ghost Lantern's hand with sharp eyes. Isn't this the one she threw to Yan Modian? She quietly hid behind Momotaro, but the dandelion's flower ball The ball is too round, and it easily exposes the existence of Yingcao.

The real warrior, Momotaro, explained Bai Ze's whereabouts to Ghost Lantern, who was suppressing his anger. Yingcao's face was distorted for a moment, and Yingcao suddenly remembered a song after adapting it, "You have the guts" Be a demon, don’t run away if you have the guts.”

When Yingcao came back to his senses, the ghost lantern had already left, Momotaro said to Yingcao apologetically, "Master Ghost Lantern is not like this at ordinary times, but when I meet Master Bai Ze, um, he becomes different from him." gone."

Yingcao nodded understandingly, but she realized that Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze actually look quite alike. Forgive Yingcao for not noticing it at the first time. The main reason is that their auras are different. Looking at it separately will rarely find this.

In this way, from another perspective, isn't this painting a collision with three people? Didn't Mr. Bai Ze think of this?

Bai Ze, who was far away in China, sneezed loudly, ah, the ghost lamp should have gone to Taoyuan Township.

Now that the matter in Taoyuan Township is over, Yingcao plans to leave. Momotaro is a very good person, and he gave Yingcao a fairy peach, which is much larger than ordinary peaches. The half-empty hell specialty is full again. stand up.

Sure enough, good demons are rewarded with good rewards, which is different from a certain god.

Yingcao, who was in a happy mood, sat on a dandelion humming a song and flew all the way to Bingsheng Middle School. On the way, she passed a family of planes flying crookedly. Yingcao was still a little worried that something might happen, so she paid more attention.

This is obviously the rhythm of an accident, and I saw a boy with pink hair and a strange hairpin on his head suddenly appear on the plane. The color of his hair is so obvious that it glows on the white body. Grass saw him at a glance.

Yingcao was thinking about it, and saw that he jumped up and flew straight up, oh my god, she can be sure that the boy in front of her doesn't have any evil spirit, definitely not a monster.

Can ordinary humans fly now?While in a trance, seeing the boy running under the fuselage, Yingcao dragged Dandelion and got under it, and something even more ruinous happened, he was actually flying with the plane on his back!Oh my god, a human (emphasis) is flying (key point) with a plane (most important) on his back!

Qingming Dad, the baby saw Superman, although the underwear is not worn outside, but it is the real one!

Thinking of Mr. Sakamoto who was wandering in hell again, Yingcao was even more in a trance. Are all the human beings like this recently? Lived so miserable.