[Comprehensive] Youkai Reemployment Guide
Chapter 70
"It's been so hard for you these days, thank you very much." Yingcao thanked Sakamoto while taking the snapdragon from Sakamoto's hand. A few days ago, he asked Sakamoto to bring it to participate in the snapdragon contest. It should have been made by Yingcao Yes, it is completely impossible to expect Hibari to participate in the group gathering, but because of the matter of Seimei's father in the mouth of Yamato no Orochi, Yingcao can be said to be out of her mind, in order to prevent her from accidentally chopping the snapdragon Chop it, cook it, and eat it. She originally wanted to ask Tang melon and eggplant.
Yingcao doesn't have any acquaintances in Hell. If you ask Mr. Ghost Lantern, no contestants ask the referee to manage their family pets. It will definitely be considered as shady, but what I didn't expect is that Sakamoto who lives next door The guy will take the initiative to take over the burden.
Back in time two days ago.
"Aren't you also here to participate in the snapdragon contest?" Yingcao looked at Sakamoto suspiciously, "Will this be too troublesome?"
Sakamoto lowered his head and smiled at her. He shook his head, took out a certificate-like thing from his pocket and handed it to Yingcao, "I'm not participating in the Snapdragon Contest as a participant." Listen to this What Yingcao said was a little inexplicable, and she took the small book with "skill certificate" written on it.
"I was invited by the organizer as a special consultant of Snapdragon. If you have any questions about Snapdragon, you can ask me. I will definitely satisfy you."
At this time, Yingcao has opened the small black leather certificate, and saw Sakamoto's ID photo, which is very hell-like. The black and white one-inch photo can be placed in some occasions without any problems as long as it is enlarged. It is stamped with a steel seal, "Japanese Hell Special Seal".
On the certificate was written "Snapdragon Cultivation Skills Expert", and beside it was a picture of a Snapdragon blowing bubbles. The certificate is also very speechless, and most people will definitely think it is a joke.
Hey hey hey, hell hairstyle certification is really a man?
What's this?Solve the unemployment problem by farming snapdragons?
Although I thought so, this was the first time I saw the hell version of the vocational skills book. Yingcao turned a page back with interest, and it was no different from the real one. a week ago?
Yingcao raised her fingers in her heart and made the final calculation. It has only been more than two months since Mr. Sakamoto came to hell for the first time. This certificate looks easy to get. Tomorrow is very powerful, at this time Yingcao didn't expect at all, because there is the ghost lamp who is obsessed with snapdragons to watch over, the difficulty of getting this certificate is probably much more difficult than that of a public servant.
After all, the ghost knows which kind of cry of snapdragon is to express happiness and which is to express anger. It sounds so angry that the voice is deformed, and then followed to the scene of the ghost film and was not scared to death by the ghost. Instead, is it the aggrieved feeling of being scared to death by BGM?
Should it be said that he is the boss of Sakamoto?After all, I heard that no one else has obtained this certificate for hundreds of years after Master Ghost Lamp passed the examination. This is the second certificate issued by this skill certification. Yingcao believes that this certificate will definitely cry out happily. If it is lucky enough to be fine.
"Hey, why is the effective time empty?" Firefly pointed to the blank space in the column and asked Sakamoto.
Sakamoto moved his head to the side of Yingcao, and the two heads were facing each other, staring at the direction of Yingcao's finger. He suddenly realized, "It seems that you can fill in the meaning of Ghost Lamp after you die." He placed the fox mask Zheng, "But it doesn't affect the use, please rest assured of my professionalism."
Yingcao seems to feel that she has heard some terrible news. She has the impression that Lord Ghost Lantern met Mr. Sakamoto who accidentally fell into hell wearing the same fox mask, so what is Lord Ghost Lantern thinking? In the mood to issue the certificate, Yingcao looked at the column of the issuer, the big name of Mr. Ghost Lamp, which should be written by Mr. Ghost Lamp himself with a brush. It is domineering, but it doesn't make people feel arrogant.
"Master Ghost Lamp seems to have plans to introduce snapdragon grass to the world." Sakamoto inspected the leaves of snapdragon grass with Yingcao's hand, and made a big move calmly, "I heard that he also gave some goldfish to many monsters. Grass potted plants."
As one of the gifted monsters, Yingcao choked when she heard this, "Ahem, what is Ghost Lantern thinking? Isn't this a product of hell? And," Yingcao said, it broke strangely, " When advertising, whether it is an animal or a plant.”
"I think it's good, I'm sure it will be very popular." Sakamoto rubbed the scales of the snapdragon grass. His movements are definitely professional-level. Obviously, it was just a very simple word of kneading, but it made him move in one fell swoop. The movement looks as beautiful as flowing clouds and flowing water, "Master Ghost Lantern seems to be very troubled by the inflation of the underworld."
"If the money is not issued by Yan Modian, it is really difficult to handle." Sakamoto said with a sigh.
When it comes to money, Yingcao subconsciously thinks about it. There is a habit of burning ghost coins in the world. Every death day, you always have to give some to your relatives, and the denomination is not very large. After all, no one would want to burn five yuan coins. Let's go on, thinking about it this way, Master Ghost Lantern really tried his best to find that five-yuan note for Yato.
"Hey, Master Ghost Lantern is really hard work." Yingcao sighed slightly.
"It's not all because of inflation," Sakamoto rubbed Yingcao's hair, "Snapdragon is not a rare species, because it has been well received in the past few hundred years, the snapdragon in hell is almost flooding gone."
"It seems that it was exported to hell in China before, and it was very well received. Although it was sent as an ornamental thing," Sakamoto paused, "but the beast Taotie over there gave Master Ghost Lantern a copy of "Snapdragon Cooking" One Hundred Ways to Cook (temporarily)"." The goldfish on his fingertips, which was enjoying itself, suddenly became terrified, and Sakamoto touched its fish scales quickly to prevent it from screaming out of fright. The expert-level snapdragon event, and soon the snapdragon squinted its eyes and enjoyed it.
"Being protested to King Yan Mo by the Snapdragon Association, I had no choice but to think of other ways."
It was a sad thing to hear about the heroic feat in my hometown suddenly, but Yingcao couldn't help laughing, the corners of her lips couldn't stop rising, Sakamoto also laughed when he saw this, and he pointed with his finger Between Yingcao's eyebrows, "For children, don't frown, and I think Yingcao's smile is the cutest."
Sakamoto's fingertips were slightly cold, and Yingcao shrank a little when he touched the skin, but when he finished speaking, for some reason, the heat from the fingertips that touched him was bit by bit. It penetrated into the skin, and finally even the heart became warm. Yingcao took a step back. She has never been teased like this before in her age. When she was approaching adulthood, there were many monsters who proposed to her, but most of them were The one who came to abuse him was just doing it all, and later Qingming's father protected him very well, so he didn't have much chance.
She turned her face away in a hurry, and found her own voice after trying several times, "I, I, I'm not a child, monsters have a long lifespan."
"Enn," Sakamoto said with a smile on his lips, "Miss Youkai, who has a long lifespan, I will leave the preliminaries and semi-finals to my subordinates, but for the finals, the owner of the snapdragon must participate." Sakamoto said to Yingcao As a reminder, Yingcao nodded indiscriminately. Although her name was written on the invitation letter, the Snapdragon Contest probably has her own considerations. If she wants to formally participate in the competition, she has to fill in the form again. Is the name of the skylark.
Yingcao had inquired about it a long time ago. In the finals, they played one by one. There was no one else on the stage except the host and the three judges. As for the audience, Yingcao had already asked Tanggua and Eggplant to Going to make a banner, if you pull up the banner of "Inter-School Speech at Nishori High School" at the end, it will probably confuse Chairman Hibari, the audience is full of students, right?
Well, thinking about it, I think it's unlikely, but Yingcao can't think of other ways, Yingcao feels that she has broken her heart because of Skylark.
"That classmate seems to have been waiting for you." Sakamoto raised his head slightly and said behind Yingcao.
After hearing this, Yingcao looked back subconsciously, and only saw a slightly hasty arc drawn by the school uniform, which was almost like a gif moving picture, observing secretly, damn it, exposed, pretending pass by.
As Yingcao, who has been with the arrogant and charming fox, it seems to have directly substituted into the psychology of the arrogant and charming Skylark, and there seems to be no big difference. However, it was reported the next day that Yingcao's family The news about the Peach Blossom Demon was exclusively reported by Xiao Pan.
It is said that because of a certain man, the two of them had a violent conflict. Yingcao completely abandoned the respect for the investor and waved the dandelion vigorously. It must be that hearty, from the east to the west of the yard, and finally attracted Mr. Ghost Lantern.
Yingcao, who saw the news the next day, was so angry that she threw the newspaper on the ground. Still not relieved, she stomped on her feet again, "I must sue them. The ones who spread rumors like this are still journalists?"
Hibari, who was lying on the bed and refused to accept Yingcao's treatment, showed her tightly bandaged hands, and gave a cold snort inexplicably, Yingcao stood up obediently, as the culprit, and because of the powerful Healing ability, although he was hit at the time, is still in a completely uninjured state, honestly delivering water and food.
Yingcao can't remember the cause of the quarrel at all, maybe it's just a simple disagreement?But she still remembered what Skylark said during the battle.
"Do you want me to kill you by showing the expression of this herbivore?"
"I'm disappointed that my collaborators are such weak fellows."
"Don't let me see your disgusting expression."
Well, although not gentle at all, Yingcao curled her lips, barely accepting Skylark's kindness.
I have to say that after a fight with Skylark, it might really have a refreshing effect, but Yingcao felt that the hopeless fog in front of her had dispersed and became less eerie.
Now that Hei Qingming was able to hold Hei Qingming and hit him in the face, Yingcao eagerly thought, then find him again, no matter where he is, find him, then push him to the ground and beat him up.
As for the last hurdles, Qingming and I will bear them together.
The author has something to say: I have been having nightmares QAQ recently, like the dormitory was bombed, the dormitory is haunted, etc., and I didn’t sleep well. .
----
11. What do you like about each other?
Seimei: Well, I have tenacity, I always go forward in what I want to do, even if I fail, I can stand up quickly, as if I can do everything, but I can’t do it.
Yingcao (blushing): I think Qingming's father is very powerful, (breaking fingers), knowledgeable, gentle, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has strong spiritual power...
Seimei: I also have a lot of things that I don’t know, (gloomy) and there are also many things that I can only sit on the sidelines. In the end, it’s the same as what Asakura-kun said (sighs)
---
12. What do you hate about each other?
Seimei (thinking seriously): No, Shikigami are all very good, of course grass is always the best
Yingcao: Dad Qingming is the best in the universe. If you have to say it, don’t just agree to advance gold coins. Only one set of Xuenv’s dumplings is enough, and there are already several copies of the same big fur collar as the fox... ...The gold coins in the warehouse are all useful, especially the mountain rabbits, which are not used to buy candied haws. Even if the candied haws from Uncle Dancha from the Tang Dynasty are delicious, it will not work (crazy)
Seimei: Hi, I see.
Yingcao: Looking at your expression, I know that you are not listening, I am tired
Yingcao doesn't have any acquaintances in Hell. If you ask Mr. Ghost Lantern, no contestants ask the referee to manage their family pets. It will definitely be considered as shady, but what I didn't expect is that Sakamoto who lives next door The guy will take the initiative to take over the burden.
Back in time two days ago.
"Aren't you also here to participate in the snapdragon contest?" Yingcao looked at Sakamoto suspiciously, "Will this be too troublesome?"
Sakamoto lowered his head and smiled at her. He shook his head, took out a certificate-like thing from his pocket and handed it to Yingcao, "I'm not participating in the Snapdragon Contest as a participant." Listen to this What Yingcao said was a little inexplicable, and she took the small book with "skill certificate" written on it.
"I was invited by the organizer as a special consultant of Snapdragon. If you have any questions about Snapdragon, you can ask me. I will definitely satisfy you."
At this time, Yingcao has opened the small black leather certificate, and saw Sakamoto's ID photo, which is very hell-like. The black and white one-inch photo can be placed in some occasions without any problems as long as it is enlarged. It is stamped with a steel seal, "Japanese Hell Special Seal".
On the certificate was written "Snapdragon Cultivation Skills Expert", and beside it was a picture of a Snapdragon blowing bubbles. The certificate is also very speechless, and most people will definitely think it is a joke.
Hey hey hey, hell hairstyle certification is really a man?
What's this?Solve the unemployment problem by farming snapdragons?
Although I thought so, this was the first time I saw the hell version of the vocational skills book. Yingcao turned a page back with interest, and it was no different from the real one. a week ago?
Yingcao raised her fingers in her heart and made the final calculation. It has only been more than two months since Mr. Sakamoto came to hell for the first time. This certificate looks easy to get. Tomorrow is very powerful, at this time Yingcao didn't expect at all, because there is the ghost lamp who is obsessed with snapdragons to watch over, the difficulty of getting this certificate is probably much more difficult than that of a public servant.
After all, the ghost knows which kind of cry of snapdragon is to express happiness and which is to express anger. It sounds so angry that the voice is deformed, and then followed to the scene of the ghost film and was not scared to death by the ghost. Instead, is it the aggrieved feeling of being scared to death by BGM?
Should it be said that he is the boss of Sakamoto?After all, I heard that no one else has obtained this certificate for hundreds of years after Master Ghost Lamp passed the examination. This is the second certificate issued by this skill certification. Yingcao believes that this certificate will definitely cry out happily. If it is lucky enough to be fine.
"Hey, why is the effective time empty?" Firefly pointed to the blank space in the column and asked Sakamoto.
Sakamoto moved his head to the side of Yingcao, and the two heads were facing each other, staring at the direction of Yingcao's finger. He suddenly realized, "It seems that you can fill in the meaning of Ghost Lamp after you die." He placed the fox mask Zheng, "But it doesn't affect the use, please rest assured of my professionalism."
Yingcao seems to feel that she has heard some terrible news. She has the impression that Lord Ghost Lantern met Mr. Sakamoto who accidentally fell into hell wearing the same fox mask, so what is Lord Ghost Lantern thinking? In the mood to issue the certificate, Yingcao looked at the column of the issuer, the big name of Mr. Ghost Lamp, which should be written by Mr. Ghost Lamp himself with a brush. It is domineering, but it doesn't make people feel arrogant.
"Master Ghost Lamp seems to have plans to introduce snapdragon grass to the world." Sakamoto inspected the leaves of snapdragon grass with Yingcao's hand, and made a big move calmly, "I heard that he also gave some goldfish to many monsters. Grass potted plants."
As one of the gifted monsters, Yingcao choked when she heard this, "Ahem, what is Ghost Lantern thinking? Isn't this a product of hell? And," Yingcao said, it broke strangely, " When advertising, whether it is an animal or a plant.”
"I think it's good, I'm sure it will be very popular." Sakamoto rubbed the scales of the snapdragon grass. His movements are definitely professional-level. Obviously, it was just a very simple word of kneading, but it made him move in one fell swoop. The movement looks as beautiful as flowing clouds and flowing water, "Master Ghost Lantern seems to be very troubled by the inflation of the underworld."
"If the money is not issued by Yan Modian, it is really difficult to handle." Sakamoto said with a sigh.
When it comes to money, Yingcao subconsciously thinks about it. There is a habit of burning ghost coins in the world. Every death day, you always have to give some to your relatives, and the denomination is not very large. After all, no one would want to burn five yuan coins. Let's go on, thinking about it this way, Master Ghost Lantern really tried his best to find that five-yuan note for Yato.
"Hey, Master Ghost Lantern is really hard work." Yingcao sighed slightly.
"It's not all because of inflation," Sakamoto rubbed Yingcao's hair, "Snapdragon is not a rare species, because it has been well received in the past few hundred years, the snapdragon in hell is almost flooding gone."
"It seems that it was exported to hell in China before, and it was very well received. Although it was sent as an ornamental thing," Sakamoto paused, "but the beast Taotie over there gave Master Ghost Lantern a copy of "Snapdragon Cooking" One Hundred Ways to Cook (temporarily)"." The goldfish on his fingertips, which was enjoying itself, suddenly became terrified, and Sakamoto touched its fish scales quickly to prevent it from screaming out of fright. The expert-level snapdragon event, and soon the snapdragon squinted its eyes and enjoyed it.
"Being protested to King Yan Mo by the Snapdragon Association, I had no choice but to think of other ways."
It was a sad thing to hear about the heroic feat in my hometown suddenly, but Yingcao couldn't help laughing, the corners of her lips couldn't stop rising, Sakamoto also laughed when he saw this, and he pointed with his finger Between Yingcao's eyebrows, "For children, don't frown, and I think Yingcao's smile is the cutest."
Sakamoto's fingertips were slightly cold, and Yingcao shrank a little when he touched the skin, but when he finished speaking, for some reason, the heat from the fingertips that touched him was bit by bit. It penetrated into the skin, and finally even the heart became warm. Yingcao took a step back. She has never been teased like this before in her age. When she was approaching adulthood, there were many monsters who proposed to her, but most of them were The one who came to abuse him was just doing it all, and later Qingming's father protected him very well, so he didn't have much chance.
She turned her face away in a hurry, and found her own voice after trying several times, "I, I, I'm not a child, monsters have a long lifespan."
"Enn," Sakamoto said with a smile on his lips, "Miss Youkai, who has a long lifespan, I will leave the preliminaries and semi-finals to my subordinates, but for the finals, the owner of the snapdragon must participate." Sakamoto said to Yingcao As a reminder, Yingcao nodded indiscriminately. Although her name was written on the invitation letter, the Snapdragon Contest probably has her own considerations. If she wants to formally participate in the competition, she has to fill in the form again. Is the name of the skylark.
Yingcao had inquired about it a long time ago. In the finals, they played one by one. There was no one else on the stage except the host and the three judges. As for the audience, Yingcao had already asked Tanggua and Eggplant to Going to make a banner, if you pull up the banner of "Inter-School Speech at Nishori High School" at the end, it will probably confuse Chairman Hibari, the audience is full of students, right?
Well, thinking about it, I think it's unlikely, but Yingcao can't think of other ways, Yingcao feels that she has broken her heart because of Skylark.
"That classmate seems to have been waiting for you." Sakamoto raised his head slightly and said behind Yingcao.
After hearing this, Yingcao looked back subconsciously, and only saw a slightly hasty arc drawn by the school uniform, which was almost like a gif moving picture, observing secretly, damn it, exposed, pretending pass by.
As Yingcao, who has been with the arrogant and charming fox, it seems to have directly substituted into the psychology of the arrogant and charming Skylark, and there seems to be no big difference. However, it was reported the next day that Yingcao's family The news about the Peach Blossom Demon was exclusively reported by Xiao Pan.
It is said that because of a certain man, the two of them had a violent conflict. Yingcao completely abandoned the respect for the investor and waved the dandelion vigorously. It must be that hearty, from the east to the west of the yard, and finally attracted Mr. Ghost Lantern.
Yingcao, who saw the news the next day, was so angry that she threw the newspaper on the ground. Still not relieved, she stomped on her feet again, "I must sue them. The ones who spread rumors like this are still journalists?"
Hibari, who was lying on the bed and refused to accept Yingcao's treatment, showed her tightly bandaged hands, and gave a cold snort inexplicably, Yingcao stood up obediently, as the culprit, and because of the powerful Healing ability, although he was hit at the time, is still in a completely uninjured state, honestly delivering water and food.
Yingcao can't remember the cause of the quarrel at all, maybe it's just a simple disagreement?But she still remembered what Skylark said during the battle.
"Do you want me to kill you by showing the expression of this herbivore?"
"I'm disappointed that my collaborators are such weak fellows."
"Don't let me see your disgusting expression."
Well, although not gentle at all, Yingcao curled her lips, barely accepting Skylark's kindness.
I have to say that after a fight with Skylark, it might really have a refreshing effect, but Yingcao felt that the hopeless fog in front of her had dispersed and became less eerie.
Now that Hei Qingming was able to hold Hei Qingming and hit him in the face, Yingcao eagerly thought, then find him again, no matter where he is, find him, then push him to the ground and beat him up.
As for the last hurdles, Qingming and I will bear them together.
The author has something to say: I have been having nightmares QAQ recently, like the dormitory was bombed, the dormitory is haunted, etc., and I didn’t sleep well. .
----
11. What do you like about each other?
Seimei: Well, I have tenacity, I always go forward in what I want to do, even if I fail, I can stand up quickly, as if I can do everything, but I can’t do it.
Yingcao (blushing): I think Qingming's father is very powerful, (breaking fingers), knowledgeable, gentle, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and has strong spiritual power...
Seimei: I also have a lot of things that I don’t know, (gloomy) and there are also many things that I can only sit on the sidelines. In the end, it’s the same as what Asakura-kun said (sighs)
---
12. What do you hate about each other?
Seimei (thinking seriously): No, Shikigami are all very good, of course grass is always the best
Yingcao: Dad Qingming is the best in the universe. If you have to say it, don’t just agree to advance gold coins. Only one set of Xuenv’s dumplings is enough, and there are already several copies of the same big fur collar as the fox... ...The gold coins in the warehouse are all useful, especially the mountain rabbits, which are not used to buy candied haws. Even if the candied haws from Uncle Dancha from the Tang Dynasty are delicious, it will not work (crazy)
Seimei: Hi, I see.
Yingcao: Looking at your expression, I know that you are not listening, I am tired
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