[Comprehensive] Youkai Reemployment Guide

"So, don't you go enjoy the trip to the hot springs in Hell, are you just watching me work here?" Under the horrifying gaze of the oboro who delivered the goods, Yingcao will be stronger than herself with one hand. The tall snapdragon was moved down, the snapdragon was too big, its head hit the carriage of the obscuring car, dangling back and forth like a very popular car accessory in the present world, dizzily opened Looking at its mosquito-repellent eyes, Yingcao spent a lot of effort not to play the game of comparing whose head is harder with it.

Skylark leaned against the red brick wall, watching Yingcao rushing about in an ungentlemanly manner, and didn't even change her expression when she heard her question, but Yingcao didn't expect him to respond. .

The trip to Hell Hot Spring that Yingcao mentioned is a sympathy for those who made it to the finals after the Snapdragon Championship. It can be regarded as a consolation prize. Yep, Yingcao herself is not in the mood to go to the hot springs at all, as for Skylark, she is completely disdainful of participating in any group activities, and only Reborn seems to be in a state of high interest.

Yingcao didn't know if Reborn got what he wanted from Lord Ghost Lantern. When she took Reborn back, she didn't find any different expression on his face. If there is any difference, Yingcao, who is more sensitive to breath, can only slightly feel that he has become a little more sinister.

Although I feel sorry for Ghost Lantern who has taken care of her so much for treating Hell as a tourist attraction, except that I came here for Qingming’s father, the other two are more like big bosses who came to Hell to investigate before they were alive. Grass naturally borrowed a child's life buoy from Eggplant for Reborn who wanted to go to the hot spring, and put it on Reborn in a chestnut suit, with a little yellow duck on it. In terms of appearance, it can barely be called cute.

As for whether wearing this chestnut will absorb water and sink and stay in hell directly, that is not a question for Yingcao. It should be said that this possibility is just right for Yingcao.

Entrusted the reborn to Sakamoto, the vacant firefly grass did not choose to find a sunny place to bask in the sun like the skylark. After knowing about the virgin, in order to avoid wild thoughts, firefly grass almost did not give herself any space. When the time comes down, it seems that only being busy can allow her to escape the boundless darkness.

But after sorting out the few luggage, Yingcao was free, but fortunately, the snapdragon she ordered from the organizer of the snapdragon competition was delivered very quickly by hazy car courier, which was also served by the hazy car rental company after the competition. sent over.

This is after hearing from Lord Ghost Lantern that Hell intends to sell snapdragons to the world, Yingcao, who is very sensitive to business opportunities, immediately seized this opportunity, and went to fight for the quota of snapdragons in the present world plan by the way when delivering the application form coming.

Yingcao poured money into the Snapdragon company, but just in case she took out fifty gold coins from her 80, and used the money offensive to win the squinting eyes with a small belly from the Snapdragon company. In favor of the manager, I bought a batch of snapdragon grass from him, only a hundred pots in quantity.

Yingcao plans to take out ten pots and bring them back to the present world to test the waters. As for the rest, after she gives the Dharma eggs as a gift to the manager, she will also have the hazy car express delivered to Yingcao's house in the present world in batches. The promise inside, you must know that the courier fee is not a small burden, and for Yingcao who has a certain number of Dharma eggs, losing a Dharma egg is not unacceptable.

This huge snapdragon, which doesn't look like a small potted plant at all, is a gift from manager Squint Eyes to Yingcao. It is an edible snapdragon that is specially cultivated as food. It is especially suitable for making sashimi. It tastes delicious. It is a first-class recommendation from Mr. Ghost Lamp , the delicacy that even Lucifer is intoxicated by, is well received in Huaguo.

Although I don't think Lord Ghost Lamp will advertise this kind of snapdragon grass, but with the mentality that free things don't need to be used in vain, Yingcao still accepts it with a feeling of taking advantage of it. She found the compartment under the guidance of Oboroche. The courier slip was pasted on it. After signing his name in a fluttering manner, he tore off the retention slip on the side. The express delivery industry in hell seemed to be very mature. Yingcao was doing a familiar set of movements, holding Itchy enough to have the urge to unpack the express delivery with bare hands, but unfortunately, Snapdragon does not have such a service for outer packaging.

Looking at the swaying snapdragons all over the ground, Yingcao couldn't help worrying. How should I put it, the small rocket carried by the dandelion was completely overloaded.

When I came here before, it was already a very difficult thing to take reborn and Skylark with me, so now the problem comes, ten potted snapdragons, no, firefly grass glanced at it and stretched comfortably beside Skylark The golden pot of her body, snapdragon, silently added one, plus a super-large edible snapdragon, how should she transport it back?

The speed of Hell's hazy car express is completely incomparable with that of China's domestic express industry. There is only one outbound business in a month, but there is no way to do it. You need to go through the approval of your superiors to enter and leave Hell. In fact, once a month is already The best, but fast, half a day out of hell.

Because of this reason, Yingcao couldn't wait for Manager Squint Eyes to take the express delivery, so she had to take away a batch first. After all, the production speed of Dharma eggs was too slow, and there was only one at a time. Yingcao now has all the eggs. The Bodhidharma eggs are all original assets, and they don't plan to sell them right away, at least they can only be slaughtered if they are raised too much, so they can only earn money urgently, first relying on selling snapdragon grass to make a fortune.

Before reborn came back at dusk, Yingcao had already thought of a perfect delivery method. She asked Tang Gua for a few pieces of unwanted cloth, divided ten small snapdragons into two batches, randomly stuffed them together, and beat them. A knot, when the time comes, just hang it all the way back like hanging reborn.

Yingcao is really not a dexterous monster. She put five snapdragons in a mess, with leaves sticking out of the knotted gaps. The snapdragons are pitifully huddled together, and there is even a goldfish head. Sandwiched in the middle of the knot, sticking out its tongue as if lacking oxygen, Yingcao stood on the side helplessly, waving the dandelion to sustain it for a second.

It was obvious that Skylark, who was supposed to be resting with his eyes closed, couldn't stand it any longer. He walked over, making Yingcao think for a moment that he wanted to pull out the duckweed abduct and fight her for the snapdragon, but he just said impatiently. After a "tsk", he squatted down and gently untied the knot tied by the firefly grass.

Skylark's slender fingers deftly adjust the position of the potted snapdragon plant. Unlike the ruthlessness he treats the enemy like autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves, he treats snapdragon grass as warm as spring. On the background of the illusion of peach blossoms blooming, Yingcao felt that she would think that it was real.

Under the stunned expression of Yingcao, Skylark's fingers fluttered, and successfully repacked the two snapdragon bags with a knotting technique that Yingcao did not know at all. The five snapdragons in each bag can be packed just right The posture exposes his head outside without getting stuck.

Then he withdrew his hand as if he had hidden his achievements and fame, leaving Yingcao with a calm and breezy back. Even without the special effects of the blower, he was hopelessly handsome, worthy of being a sponsor.

When reborn and Mr. Sakamoto came back, Yingcao had already packed all the luggage. Yingcao looked at reborn, and his chestnuts were intact. It didn't look like it had been thrown into the water at all. Magic material?But at this time is not a good time to ask, Yingcao thanked Sakamoto. .

"It's nothing, I'm having a good time." Sakamoto said meaningfully.

Yingcao blinked suspiciously, and heard Reborn say narrowly with a smile, "At the hot spring, there was a naked old lady who said she was looking for the right one..." At these words, Yingcao thought of Hibari's wet body play led by Rokudo Mukuro. She instinctively stood on tiptoe and lightly jumped towards Reborn, trying to cover his mouth.

How could Reborn be so easy to catch, he jumped back and fell to the ground with a perfect backflip, Yingcao jumped into the air, and Sakamoto helped her to prevent her from staggering and falling.

It was clearly not her fault, Yingcao had no idea why she had an allergic reaction, she carefully glanced at the skylark next to her who had no idea that her portrait rights had been stolen, and suddenly felt overwhelmed.

But fortunately, reborn himself has his own sense of proportion. He didn't continue this topic. He walked a few steps forward and saw the snapdragon that was almost as tall as Sakamoto. He walked around the snapdragon with great interest. , raised his head and asked, "How do you plan to take it back?"

Yingcao is wearing a high-level demeanor, pretending to be a goatee that does not exist, and said, "The mountain man has his own tricks." But he is still a little uncertain inside.

Firefly’s original plan was to place the large snapdragon on the back seat of the dandelion flower group where the skylark was originally sitting. As for the skylark, it is enough to sit cross-legged on the snapdragon. Said, Ebisu also rides like this, the mount endorsed by the gods, it is good to use, and Yingcao has already inquired, this edible snapdragon is as strong as a wild boar, and there is no problem with carrying heavy objects.

But no matter how dryly Yingcao tried to persuade Skylark, he only glanced at Yingcao with those red phoenix eyes with a half-smile, and Yingcao withered immediately, well, the one who paid was the uncle.

In the end, the super-large snapdragon had to be hung on the stem of the dandelion just like the potted snapdragon. Fortunately, the dandelion of the firefly grass could withstand the heavy load of the storm, but it was only slightly bent and died young. The distressed firefly grass is about to shed tears, and the snapdragon grass that I want to buy has to be shipped back crying.Lark, meanwhile, sits like a king on top of a dandelion bouquet, with a swaggering snapdragon on his lap.

Reborn refused to be tied to the flower stem with the snapdragon grass. He simply stood on the flower stem in front of the firefly grass. His balance ability is really outstanding, and he stood very steadily. The firefly grass sitting behind him looked like Reborn was not tall I don't know why I feel like I'm playing the Technic.

I heard that reborn has several lovers?

The single grass who has never had a boyfriend before suddenly felt that he should raise the torch.

Yingcao must have forgotten to look at the calendar when she went out, and on the way, she ran into an old acquaintance from thousands of years ago——Ebisu, which is completely different from the shikigami skin of the old man wearing a goldfish that I often see before, and it is not a rare sight The one sitting on the cloud god seat is noble and untouched, and Ebisu in front of him is wearing a neat suit, more like an office worker rushing to work, well, a middle-aged man is following respectfully beside him, maybe more like Is a president?

The gods and monsters were caught off guard by a cloud and they were facing each other. When the firefly grass slammed into Ebisu's eyes, her mind went blank for a moment, and she could have a good chat with Seimei's papa's shikigami no matter who it was God, but for Ebisu, who is naturally at odds with each other, Yingcao can't even say hello to each other.

Ebisu just stood aside silently, the middle-aged man next to him should be an artifact, Yingcao guessed, but made a defensive posture in an instant, it seems that as long as Ebisu gives an order, he can immediately It was like attacking, but Ebisu just stood there without saying a word.

To be honest, even Yingcao couldn't help becoming nervous in this silent atmosphere, the tense breath in the air, even if Ebisu didn't show up, but for Hibari, who has always been very sensitive, it is the most important thing to notice something is wrong. For ordinary things, his hands naturally rested on the duckweed crutches around his waist, not to mention Reborn, who is a killer by profession. Leon lay on the most convenient place as if casually, not even for half a second. Don't turn it into a sharp weapon right away.

Firefly is about to kneel down to both of them, even if Reborn, who is a killer, can hide his aura very well, but Ebisu is not a god who ranks last among 800 million gods like Yato, and has a strong faith He, it is meaningless to do any small movements in front of his eyes.

I don't want to fight Ebisu here at all. The only weapon is used as a means of transportation under my feet, and there are three packs of snapdragons hanging on it. In this case, a conflict with Ebisu is undoubtedly looking for abuse.

Although he likes one-sided battles, it is only limited to the victor's side. Yingcao was thinking about whether to make friends. She bit her finger and thought about it. One-sided friendship is really impossible to show.

However, unlike the imminent battle situation, Ebisu left directly after thinking about his life on the spot. He didn't even give Yingcao a look when he passed by Firefly.

Alienated and indifferent, like a real god, without desires or desires.

Yingcao's heart stabbed strangely, this was not her proper reaction, so when she subconsciously called out to Ebisu, she could only stare at him blankly, as if she didn't know what to do with her lips stuck together. Open your mouth.

"You know me?" Unexpectedly, Ebisu, who had always been stern, spoke. His voice was exactly the same as it was a thousand years ago, but it was not what Yingcao remembered.

Yingcao shook her head, "No, I don't know you." Just by meeting like this, she knew that the Ebisu in front of her was not the one she knew.

Ebisu nodded, turned around and left with his artifact, but after turning around, he frowned slightly, feeling a little concerned.

"It turns out that God has really fallen." Yingcao looked at Ebisu's leaving figure and murmured, "I really didn't expect that."

"Who?"

"Ebisu." Hearing the question, Yingcao answered without thinking, and when she said it, she suddenly realized that she had said the wrong thing.

Sure enough, as soon as he lowered his head, he saw Reborn staring at him with those big eyes, "Ebisu? The Japanese god in charge of wealth." After a pause, he asked again, "What is Godfall?"

Yingcao didn't want to talk so much, not to mention that she didn't work part-time to answer reborn's doubts, so she directly changed the subject and said, "It's better for human beings not to know so much. There are gods around their heads, and it's not good to write down small books for them." Alright." The proper usage of these idioms has been abandoned.

"I don't believe in gods." Reborn said domineeringly.

"But, I care." Yingcao said as if sighing, she took one last look at the direction Ebisu left, and she was heading towards the completely opposite place, like parallel lines that would never intersect.

Since meeting Ebisu, Firefly seems to have entered a Mercury retrograde state in the following days.

The loyal dog-type Shoumo ignored Yingcao's crying and fake crying, and trapped Yingcao in the office with a pile of documents as high as edible snapdragons.

The leader of the business maniac social animal attribute has linked the security company's patrol point with Yingcao's site, which means that Yingcao's work has more than doubled.

The only time to go out to let the wind go is also when giving Natsume a snapdragon. As a special consultant, Yingcao immediately gave Natsume one as a present.

Not long after, I received an order from Natsume, but it was not a regular use as a pet. It seemed that the snapdragon was found to be particularly sensitive to the evil spirit of evil spirits, and was favored by the exorcist.

"It's a monster extermination master I know who wants it, so it doesn't matter?" Natsume seemed worried about placing such an order with the monster.

On the contrary, Yingcao, who is clearly a monster but has no companion love at all, skillfully counted the large amount of banknotes, and said in a good mood, "It's okay, if Natsume will ask me, that person's character must pass the test, as long as he doesn't If it hurts the cub, it won't have much impact."

Although Yingcao seemed a little lacking in companionship when she said this, but Shou Wu, who had to follow the general to prevent her from being lazy, didn't think there was a problem at all.

However, he still persuaded, "Forget about being human, let's just deal with demon masters, it will affect your reputation."

Yingcao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that she was no longer a shikigami, she nodded, "Rather than saying that snapdragon senses monster aura, it's better to say it's death aura, which can only be emitted by monsters that have eaten human beings." breath."

"However, we should distance ourselves from existences like demon extermination masters." Yingcao said flatly.

When Yingcao, who delivered a batch of goods, came back, she saw the door of her house kicked open, and Shouwu rushed in aggressively.

The sight is blood all over the place. The feathers of the pheasant raised in the backyard were chopped off with a sharp weapon, and the two wings were opened and inserted into the wall by a unique silver knife.

Yingcao stared at the dying chicken, without a single feather. Who knows that Yingcao pays most attention to the fluff of dandelions. This is definitely a naked/naked/naked provocation.

The dandelions of Yingcao are already hungry and thirsty.