[Comprehensive] If you don't agree with one word, you will dry the boat

It can be said that since Urahara became the captain of the [-]th division, Zhou Jianmin, who had become a little loose because of the leisurely life in the soul world, has returned to the commander mode of the past.

In Bai Lan's words, the current Zhou Jianwen is not much better than the self who collected 7^3 wholeheartedly.

Although Zhou Jianwen has not revealed the extra things she knows so far, Bai Lan understands that this girl is fighting a protracted war without gunpowder and already knows the outcome.

It's just that although Zhou Jianwen has taken action, Bai Lan can see that the girl still doesn't have a clear goal in mind.

In the past few years, the reason why she changed her previous laziness and started to pay more attention to Ruhun Street, Zhenyang Lingju Academy and Xuquan was purely because of her reluctance to Ye Yi and others.

This reluctance does not come from Zhou Jianwen's understanding of them before, nor is it because of the false settings given by the system, but the deep friendship that has been formed after years of getting along with each other over the years.

However, the development of the matter is different from what Zhou Jianwen and Bai Lan imagined.

Kisuke Urahara's first year as the captain of the [-]th squad, there was nothing unusual in Ruhun Street, and there were no outstanding freshmen at Shino Academy of Spiritual Art after Haiyan, Xuquan...

as usual.

Kisuke Urahara has been the captain of the 11th Division for the ninth year, and there is nothing unusual; Kisuke Urahara has been the captain of the [-]th Division for the tenth year, and everything is normal; Kisuke Urahara has been the captain of the [-]th Division for No. [-] years, and the peace remains the same.

Kisuke Urahara has been the captain of the 12th Division No. [-] years...

"This is so unscientific!!!"

Zhou Jianwen dropped the photo album in his hand heavily to the ground, and Bai Lan beside him gave a dry laugh without knowing it.Fortunately, he had set up an enchantment in this room before the two of them had a "meeting", otherwise Zhou Jianwen's rare gaffe would probably have spread to the entire Zhenzhou family within a moment.

First, I checked whether the special enchantment I set up with the ghost way was working normally, and Bai Lan jumped up immediately after getting an affirmative answer, "Jianwen, calm down! Come on, take a few deep breaths with me, suck... ..."

"Suck a ghost!"

Zhou Jianwen whitened the other party unhappily, although she also knew that Bai Lan had good intentions, but she was really not in the mood to watch the other party play tricks in front of her right now, "If you want to drink so much, why don't you go to the present world to listen to giligili's favorite drink?" Wei ○ Lemon Tea, go to Overwatch ○!"

"……what is that?"

"Suck the ♂♀♂du package?"

Zhou Jianwen tilted her head and thought for a while, but she soon realized that someone had misled her topic, so she gave Bai Lan a change of expression, "Bah, who told you this!"

"...Obviously it was Jianwen who mentioned this first," Bai Lan felt that she was as innocent as possible this time, "What's going on, it made you so excited."

Since coming to this world, probably infected by the peaceful atmosphere around her, Zhou Jianwen's temper can be said to be much better.

In Bai Lan's eyes, those small temper tantrums on weekdays can be regarded as being coquettish and flirtatious. Even in the virtual circle, she only focused on gaining experience, so she directly exploded like today.

Bai Lan bent over and picked up the photo album that Zhou Jianwen had just dropped at his feet. This photo album was sent in by himself just now, and he didn't think there was any problem with the contents in it.

Was he missing something?

Bai Lan flipped through it casually. Except for the photos of the new students, the content of this album was the same as in previous years—even the layout was applied. What could be wrong?

To explain why the freshmen's yearbook of Shino Spiritual Art Academy was sent to Zhou Jianwen, who had nothing to do with Goutei [-], it had to start with the photo studio that Bai Lan proposed to open back then.

Within a few months after the opening of that photo studio, Director Sato, with Bai Lan behind his back, proposed cooperation intentions to the Maou Academy of Spiritual Arts and the captains of some teams: including the admission of Maou's freshmen and Graduation commemorative photo album, and commemorative photos of newcomers from each team.

It has to be said that this suggestion has been well received by the senior management of the Shino school and Gotei [-]th team. After all, apart from the commemorative significance of these photos, the most important thing is to enrich the archives of the school and the various teams.

Compared with simple text and simple portrait records, photos can be said to be extremely convenient.

So starting from the following year, the Shino Spiritual Art Institute and Goutei [-] Team signed a long-term contract with the photo studio respectively, and the photo studio under the name of the Manafune family was solely responsible for the photos of the previous newcomers and graduates.

Since it is a photo studio under the name of Masune's family, it can be said that it is easy for Zhou Jianmin to get Mao's newborn photo album every year.

In fact, from the first year of signing the contract, she got this photo album every year for the first time, which may not even be available to the Mao school—it was delivered to the door by Manager Sato himself.

"I don't have any problem with this photo album."

"There are problems because there are no problems."

Zhou Jianwen glared at the album in Bailan's hand again. Although she hadn't vented enough just now, if she really vented her anger with her current strength, let alone this paper album, I'm afraid even The Masune family will collapse in half.

So it's better to have a virtual circle, no matter how you fight, you won't be afraid of failure.

Zhou Jianwen, who secretly decided in her heart to go to Xuquanlang tonight, also recovered a little calmness. She sat back to her original position and drank the tea in the cup in one gulp. After that, he sighed at Bai Lan, "Kisuke has been the captain of the 12th squad for No. [-] years."

——What does this have to do with photo albums!

Bai Lan felt that she couldn't keep up with Zhou Jianwen's brain circuit at all, but she nodded, "So? Do you want to do something for him?"

Zhou Jianwen just pretended that she didn't hear the second half of the other party's words, but continued indifferently, "There is no abnormality on Liuhun Street."

—Wait, this seems to be another topic too! ! !

Although it is not the first time that Zhou Jianwen's mind jumps, this is the first time that Bai Lan feels that this girl's brain circuit is comparable to the winding mountain road... No, this is not the problem of the winding mountain road, it is simply a fault, okay?

All of these things can't be connected! ! !

"Let me put it this way," Zhou Jianwen felt that there was nothing to hide about certain things.

She didn't tell Bai Lan about the original work because she was afraid that something would happen, and she couldn't make a clear decision in these years.But things have developed to this day, and Zhou Jianwen feels that her brain seems to be a little insufficient.

Realizing that what Zhou Jianwen said next might be more important than everything before, Bai Lan subconsciously held her breath, "Go ahead."

"Originally in Kisuke's ninth year as captain, Seireitei... no, something big is going to happen in Soul Society."

The more I think about it, the more troublesome Zhou Jianmin will be. The case of the disappearance of souls in Ruhun Street, and the eight people involved in the thirteenth team of Goutei, including the captain, vice-captain, and high-level ghosts, became the test subjects. Urahara was wronged as the mastermind and exiled. Talk to Bai Lan about it.

"However, this incident did not happen," Zhou Jianwen said dryly, taking the teacup from Bai Lan, "Don't say that this incident did not happen, there is no movement from Mao's side."

Bai Lan, who understood why Zhou Jianwen paid attention to the movements of Ruhun Street, frowned, "What does this have to do with Mao?"

According to Zhou Jianmin, the mastermind of this series of events was a secret experiment in Ruhun Street, which not only implicated those captain-level gods of death, but also poured dirty water on Urahara Kisuke by the way.

But does this have anything to do with Zhou Jianwen's continuous attention to Mao these years?

"Because there is an accomplice next to the chief envoy... Well, it should be regarded as an accomplice in the early stage," but he was exonerated in the later stage, and he received a bento while being exonerated, "That guy should have been from Mao in the same year that Kisuke became the captain. graduate."

Zhou Jianwen spread her hands, even if she didn't say someone, she should understand what happened next.

"But he hasn't shown up yet?"

Bai Lan was a little surprised, but it wasn't because the so-called accomplice didn't show up in Mao.But according to Zhou Jianwen, it only took nine years for the accomplice to graduate from Mao and become the mastermind's assistant.

It is impossible for a person with such potential to remain unknown so far. Bai Lan felt that if that person really enrolled in Mao, he might be a genius who would not lose to Haiyan.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' Zhoujianwen almost dropped the valuable teacup in his hands, "I'm sure I'm going through some strange illusion!"

Bai Lan, who chose to believe what Zhou Jianwen said earlier, touched his chin. He didn't understand why things turned out like this, "Well, it's possible to say so."

Hearing what Bai Lan said, Zhou Jianwen was excited, and she stretched out her hand and slapped the floor under the seat, "Liu Dao Mu? A mirror in the water? Don't be a god? It's still infinite moon reading! I hate magic tricks!"

Bai Lan, who had never heard of it except for Liu Dao Mu, "...Jian Min, you really look like the man who complained in Mancai."

——Besides, isn't this girl completely immune to illusions? At least the illusions of Liu Dao Mu and Wolf's Poison didn't work for her at all.

"In contrast, I still like cross talk," Zhou Jianwen sighed while supporting her forehead. In fact, she also knew that this conjecture was not reliable, but she felt that she couldn't find a more suitable explanation.

Knowing that you can't argue with Zhou Jianwen on this issue, otherwise, Bai Lan, who will go wrong sooner or later, simply ignores her words, "Also, if what Jianwen said just now refers to the Zanpakuto of the vice-captain Lan Ran ...That's not an illusion, is it?"

Bai Lan tilted her head to correct Zhou Jianwen.

In fact, he has also heard of "Bietenjin" and "Tsukiyomi" after the Kyokazuki, but he is more familiar with Kyokazuki than those two characters in Japanese mythology that don't seem to have much to do with illusion.

Zhou Jianwen sighed weakly, "Ah, that's actually..."

"It's totally hypnotic."

"Yeah, totally urged... eh?"

Zhou Jianwen, who casually responded to Bai Lan's words, immediately raised her head to look at the other party after realizing what the other party said just now, "Wait, how did you know?"

Didn't the real ability of Jinghua Shuiyue not be revealed until Aizen's official rebellion?Before that, he had always claimed that the ability of Jinghua Suiyue was a Zanpakuto of the flowing water system that used the chaotic reflection of water mist to make the enemy fight among themselves.

How did Bai Lan know about complete hypnosis?

"Eh? Isn't this something that everyone knows?" Facing Zhou Jianwen's questioning, Bai Lan also looked confused, "Jianwen, are you sleepy? Lan Ranjun's Zanpakuto can always be completely hypnotized Zanpakuto of the spirit type."

Zhou Jianwen: "..."

"But that Aizan-kun's Zanpakuto actually has this kind of ability, I didn't expect it at first."

Unaware of Zhou Jianwen's unusual silence, Bai Lan propped her chin and continued, "After all, he is a rare Virgin Mary, and his level may be even higher than that of Mr. Gang Ji ten years ago."

Zhou Jianwen: "..."

"Jianwen? You, what's the matter with you? Woohoo!!!"

The other party's silence made Bai Lan shiver, but before he had time to ask further, he saw an ominous black air suddenly emanating from Zhou Jianwen's body, and then spread towards the whole room.

It's not so much silence as Zhou Jianwen, who has lost her soul, didn't care about Bai Lan who was screaming terribly. She stood up silently, and then walked away like a walking dead under Bai Lan's sight of both horror and worry. The wall facing Bai Lan's seat, and then...

"Jianmin, calm down ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

——Began to bang his head against the wall one after another.

"Heh, heh heh... Illusion, complete hypnosis..."

Zhou Jianwen, who was bumping against the wall expressionlessly, suddenly let out a strange laugh, and Bai Lan, who was worried, took a closer look, and then found that the girl's smile was distorted out of shape, and she was still muttering something .

"Illusion...hehehe, the once-in-a-hundred-year-old Virgin Hehehehehehehehe Sawada Tsunayoshi..."

"Hey, Jianwen, are you okay?"

Even Bai Lan, who was regarded as the world-destroying demon king by Sawada Tsunayoshi and others in the past, did not dare to approach Zhou Jianwen at this time. Based on his many years of clinical experience, this girl is now only a few steps away from completely collapsed.

Right now, I can't stimulate her at all, I can only comfort her.

"It doesn't matter? Why do you ask that? Of course it doesn't matter to me."

Zhou Jianwen, who knocked her forehead against the wall, turned her head to look at him in this posture, Bai Lan was terrified by her collapsed appearance, "What else can I do, isn't it because the script is wrong, no It's just that a good careerist has become a virgin, what does this have to do with me..."

"I! How! What! Can! Can! Yes! Meaning! This! Kind! Things!"

Bai Lan: "..."

——It's obvious that you really care about it, okay?

"So is it so difficult to accept the fact that Mr. Aizen is the Holy Mother?" From the first time she saw the vice-captain of Aizen at the gate of the first team, Bai Lan was very convinced that the other party and Ten Years The former Sawada Tsunayoshi is a fellow.

Now Zhou Jianwen actually claimed that the other party should have been a careerist, which made it hard for Bai Lan to accept.

——His vision of seeing people is so bad!

"Can't you understand?" Zhou Jianwen looked at the other side blankly, and then she cooed and laughed when she stared at Bai Lan, and then she used a method similar to a vicious queen to pretend to be an old lady. He said in a tone that tricked Snow White into eating the poisoned apple, "Then let me explain to you."

Bai Lan was a little terrified by her tone, "Y-I don't need it..."

However, Zhou Jianwen didn't mean to listen to his opinion at all, "Don't be so restrained, come on, come on, first imagine that you and Sawada-kun are standing in the Colosseum, singing love songs duet while bathing in the sunset screen."

"...Wait, why would I do that kind of thing with Tsunayoshi-kun in that kind of place!"

"Don't complain," Zhou Jianwen glanced at him, and then continued, "Just when you sang the high-pitched part, Liu Dao Mu, who was holding Kikyo's arm intimately, came out."

Bai Lan, who was ordered not to complain, panicked, and finally could only give such a comment, "... This picture is amazing enough just by listening to your description."

——What is this and what!

"But Sawada-kun, who has super intuition, soon realized that this was an illusion created by Fran."

"...I said," it's okay, okay.

Although she didn't know why, Bai Lan felt relieved anyway.

However, it is not Zhou Jianwen who can let him go so easily. She looked at Bai Lan who suddenly let down her vigilance, and calmly threw the next bomb||||| Under the witness, Turkish wrestling with Hibari at Tokyo Tower."

Bai Lan: "...... Can I complain, please?"

"Of course not." Seemingly satisfied with Bailan's current expression, Zhou Jianwen shook her head and continued, "You who also discovered Fran's hallucination immediately called Wolfsbane, but found that Wolfsbane not only grew a Zhang Levi's face is still calling you boss with the voice of the phantom knight."

"...How many more characters do you want to add! Besides, this picture is too strange|||strange!"

"But it doesn't matter," Zhou Jianwen completely ignored the other party's complaints, and then gave the ending of this story that Bai Lan evaluated as "hunting ♂ strange", "because all this was done by xanxus when he was taking a bath with reborn a dream of

Bai Lan: "...I'm sorry I suddenly feel a little nauseous..."

Zhou Jianwen looked at the blue-faced Bai Lan who seemed to have hit the housekeeping trick of the deputy captain of the [-]th squad, and gave the final conclusion indifferently, "After hearing my story, you feel pain now, and I am the only one who listens to it." You say that Aizen is one-tenth of the fucking feeling when he is more virgin than Tsunayoshi Sawada."

"...Enough is enough, it's my fault, please don't talk anymore, please!!!!"

After hearing this story, he felt that he might not be able to sleep well tonight.

——Why do human beings hurt each other! ! ! !

In fact, I can't blame Zhou Jianwen for breaking down to this point, because just now she had to accept a cruel fact: the person she considered a boss since she traveled to this world may really be as described by Bai Lan. Our Lady.

This also meant that not only had she been worrying in vain for so many years, she had even lost all the information she had.

Originally, after confirming that Aizen Soyousuke was the dean, there were only a few things she needed to do: gather enough spiritual power, revive the ship girl, and then find a chance to kill Aizen after the quota was full.

Although it is still a bit troublesome to kill Lanran, after all, the opponent has the killer weapon of Jinghua Shuiyue and is still researching the biological technology of blurring, but she is not without a chance - at least she can try in the winter decisive battle Grab the head with Ichigo.

but now……

Even the boss has become an ordinary npc, so it's still a joke!

The fact that Aizen is the real Holy Mother is even worse than the assumption that Dean Shen Hai collectively became allies!

Wait, Aizen's ability to be frank and frank does not necessarily mean that he is his own person. This is another conspiracy. After all, Aizen has been cleansed before he is black. After all, the plot will unfold like this!

"...No, I don't believe it."

Regardless of Bai Lan who was still feeling sick, Zhou Jianwen, who felt that she might have misunderstood, stood up straight, reached out and wiped her forehead covered with lime and powder under the horrified gaze of the other party, "I don't believe this The world is really so absurd, Bai Lan, you go and prepare the invitation."

...I also don't believe that you are so obsessed with the matter of "Aizen is black".

Bai Lan complained silently in her heart, and then expressed her admiration for the hardness of Jian Min's head.

Just now, Jian Min bumped into it for so long, and each time it was not light, but it turned out that it just hit a deep hole in the wall, but she was fine.

this girl...

Could it be that you have practiced Iron Head Kungfu?

Zhou Jianwen, who hadn't received a response from Bai Lan for a long time, didn't pay attention to the other party's strangeness, and just continued, "Let's say that seven days later, at eight o'clock in the evening, invite the captains and vice-captains of each team to have a small gathering in Kido's house."

Fortunately, the world of corpses and souls has been peaceful in recent years, at least there has not been much change in the captain level.Except for the captain of the [-]th division who became Kasuke Urahara, who is also her old acquaintance, the captains of the other divisions are basically the same as when she took office.

"...Jianwen, are you really planning to come?"

Inviting the captains of the thirteenth division as old colleagues to a gathering, although this kind of thing sounds understandable, there should not be many precedents—after all, the captains in the past either died in battle or were promoted, and they were still in Seireitei Also retired due to old age.

Zhou Jianwen hummed and didn't answer, but Bai Lan understood what she meant.

Naturally, she came for the truth, and it was more true than every time in the past few years-after all, this is related to the direction of the next task, and she can no longer be careless.

Seeing that Zhou Jianwen had made up her mind, Bai Lan knew that it would be useless to persuade her, so she could only sigh and accept the job.

"What is Jianwen planning to do in the future?" He asked the other party what he planned to do at the party seven days later. Based on his current understanding of the Guarding Team [-], it is unlikely that all the captains will be there, but Zhou Jian Wen Min's main point is to invite at least one of them.

However, Zhou Jianwen misunderstood Bai Lan's meaning, and she returned to the inner room suffocated by what happened one after another today, and when she reappeared, she had already put on a saber that she didn't usually use.

"Go to the virtual circle."

Seeing the fully armed Zhou Jianwen just disappearing in front of her, Bai Lan suddenly wanted to light some wax for those in the circle.

——Comrades, don't run around if you have nothing to do, and don't bump into Zhou Jianwen when you run around!