[Comprehensive] If you don't agree with one word, you will dry the boat

Seeing Bai Lan whose face was wrinkled into a ball, Zhou Jianwen didn't have any sympathy.

After all, the appearance of the other party at this time reminded her of herself who had not become a commander many years ago. At that time, she was an ordinary person who would be baptized like a storm every year and festival, including the following problems:

How did you do in the final exam?

How much is the high school entrance examination/high school entrance examination score?

Which high school/university did you go to?

Do you have a boyfriend?

Have you decided on a job after graduation?

……

Even though that time has passed for a long time, Zhou Jianwen still can't forget it, and she can't help shivering every time she thinks about it.

The days when I feel impatient and can't show it, and even have to fake a smile, and respond to all kinds of questions and even criticisms are really painful.Unexpectedly, she would become a "parent" after talking about reincarnation today, and Master Bai Lan, who is so domineering and so cool in her own world...

It became the one who was bombed in turn.

However, like Zhou Jianwen in the past, even if Bai Lan feels impatient and really wants to cry, she can't express anything. If she wants to say why...

One of these people may become his future boss.

"I think Mr. Bai Lan should join my Eighth Division?" This is Jingle who thought it was interesting to mention it casually.

"The thirteenth team is not bad, and we can have a support." In the eyes of outsiders, this is Haiyan, who is about to become friends with Jingle.

"Actually, with Prynne's brains, even joining the [-]th division would not be a problem." This was Urahara, who never minded the excitement.

Although the captains of the other teams also wanted to win over talents, they were not as familiar with Bailan as Haiyan and Urahara, so they mainly waited and watched, and then inserted a few words at the right time.

"That... I haven't decided yet..."

It was probably the first time that Bai Lan found it so difficult to smile. His face was almost frozen with laughter under the questioning of the captains and vice-captains, and then he quickly turned his head when the captains started to argue. Looking at Zhou Jianwen who left him aside as soon as he entered the room.

...Then the other party had already started drinking and eating when he was in a predicament.

"Miss Jianwen..."

He called her name the way he called Zhou Jianwen in front of outsiders, and looked miserably at Jianwen, who was sitting next to Sifengyuan Yeyi, who was talking to her but was smiling happily, feeling miserable in his heart. Almost collapsed.

Leave him here to suffer, but he enjoys happiness happily.

Is this a human being?

Probably feeling the strong dissatisfaction and resentment in the eyes of the other party, Zhou Jianwen, who was still joking with Ye Yi, suddenly turned her head to look at him, and then suddenly revealed a look of surprise in Bai Lan's surprised eyes. A sweet smile that I don't see very often.

Under Bai Lan's surprised gaze, Zhou Jianwen said slowly, "Actually, I think the [-]th team is pretty good."

Bai Lan: "...???"

The several captains and vice-captains who had been pinched in private because of Bai Lan's words were suddenly unhappy. Compared to their dissatisfaction, Zhibo Yixin, who inherited the straightforward and unrestrained character of the Zhiba family—that is, today's Juban team The captain immediately cheered up.

"The captain really turned his elbow inward!" Zhibo Yixin laughed a few times, and then said with a smile, using the name he called Zhou Jianwen when he was the vice-captain, "Why don't you just follow me, Bai Lan?" ?”

Bai Lan: "...I'm not interested in men."

Haiyan was the first to be unhappy about Zhou Jianwen's sudden stabbing and her uncle's unscrupulous laughter. He took a glass and sat next to Zhou Jianwen, and then complained, "Jianwen, you It's unkind to do that."

Zhou Jianwen knew what Haiyan meant, but she just pretended that she didn't understand anything, "Why am I being unkind?"

"...you can't just breastfeed Team Shiban when the big guys are competing fairly." Haiyan took the small wine bottle handed over by Ye Yi, who was watching the show, and poured it into Jian Min's empty cup Falling down, "Even if you were the captain of the [-]th team before, you still have to compete fairly in front of talents."

It was probably because they had been drunk a lot by other people before they came, and Haiyan's complexion seemed to be drunk under the light.

"I'm just expressing my opinion as the former captain of the [-]th team." Zhou Jianwen took the bottle and filled Haiyan with wine, "It's not that Bailan must go to the [-]th team, after all, the right to choose It's still in his hands."

... Bah, who doesn't know that as long as it is you, that guy Bai Lan will definitely obey!

After hearing Zhou Jianwen's words, the few people present who knew Zhou Jianwen's and Bai Lan's characters spat in their hearts immediately.

And just as they thought, Bai Lan suddenly laughed after watching them silently for a while, and then said to Zhibo, who was inexplicably told by her nephew that she had been suckled, "Since it's Mrs. Jianwen, Then it must be right."

Zhibo Yixin: "...Huh?"

Prynne What does that mean?

"I also want to see what the team that Master Jianwen was in was like," Bai Lan said with a smile, and then extended his hand to Zhibo Yixin, who was still a little confused, "Then next year, please give me your advice. team leader."

Zhibo Yixin: "...Ehhh?"

What's the meaning?That is to say, that's how it happened?

The other people present also heard Bai Lan's words, so the captain and vice-captain of Zhujia who were still participating in the "Battle for Bai Lan" immediately looked at Zhou Jianwen, regardless of whether the other party was the former captain of the [-]th team , One of the five nobles became the master.

Headed by Haiyan, these people have such a sentence clearly written in their eyes: Look, what you said really works.

Zhou Jianwen would recommend the tenth team mainly because the tenth team does not have a vice-captain now, and in a few years Zhibo Yixin may stay in this world because of various problems.It's just that she couldn't say that clearly, let alone that she had already told Bai Lan about this matter.

So Zhou Jianwen, who was stabbed back by Bai Lan calmly, just pretended that he did not notice the accusing eyes of other people, and said calmly, "It seems that Bai Lan has made a decision a long time ago. I didn’t even tell you this before.”

She glared at someone who had nothing to do because he threw the pot to him, and when she saw that the other party was already drinking happily, she continued, "Is it true that the female university has not been admitted?"

"puff--"

"Guest, your room has arrived."

"Wow—"

"Huh? Is everyone here?"

"..."

As soon as Zhou Jianwen's voice fell, the sliding door of the box where everyone was sitting was pulled open from the outside again, accompanied by the casual voice of the captain of the fifth team Mako Hirako, and Bai Lan because of Zhou Jianwen's sentence "The girl is not good at it." Zhongliu" and the sound of water spraying.

"........."

The box at this moment is silent.

And tonight's Lingling Court may also be silent.

Everyone in the room, whether they are the captain or the vice-captain, just quietly watched the coincidence that happened at the same time, but the waitress standing at the door was already frightened, she covered her mouth with her hands, His eyes were wide open, as if he didn't know how to deal with the scene in front of him.

What did she just see?

It seems that the deputy captain of the fifth team was sprayed with wine?

Facing this drama-like scene, the first to make a sound was Hirako who came late, but suddenly escaped with Shunpo when Prynne was spraying wine, he patted his chest and made a look of shock, " Oh, it's so dangerous, I almost got shot||slapped in the face..."

Aizen: "..."

Bai Lan: "..."

other people:"…………"

Hello!Is it really okay for you, the captain of the fifth division, to say openly that you pinch him? ? ?

And because of your dodge, someone shot you|| the person with a face is your vice-captain! ! !

"It's better...to wash your face first," Zhou Jianwen, who felt that she was also responsible, said awkwardly, "The little girl at the door, I will trouble you next."

"Yes, it is!"

Reminded by Zhou Jianwen, the maid standing at the door reacted. She bowed to the captains in the room, and then looked at the good old man who is famous even among the common people. The vice-captain of the Fifth Division.

"That, Vice Captain Aizen, please come with me."

Inexplicably, Aizen was sprayed with wine all over his face and hit by his team leader's cold joke. He had to say that he was the First Holy Mother of Seireitei. He first took out the handkerchief he carried with him and wiped his wet face , and then said "I'm sorry" to the people in the room, and then turned and left with the little maid.

During this series of actions, he raised his smiling face all the way, showing no anger at all, with a personable manner...

It made Zhou Jianwen's stomach hurt more and more.

"When the vice-captain Lan Ran comes back later, you must remember to apologize to him," Zhou Jianwen actually wanted to reach out and pat her cheek so that her expression would not look so stiff, but in the end she chose to go first. Said so to Bai Lan who was also in a state of shock.

Before officially joining the team and becoming the god of death, Bai Lan was still her retainer, and she was the most qualified to say such things to the other party among the people present.

Bai Lan really wanted to cry this time, probably never encountered such an embarrassing thing. This made Bai Lan, who had always been smooth sailing in the past, suddenly feel that her brain and face were not enough. up.

Sooner or later, Mako Hirako didn't know what happened before, which made Bai Lan, who is now well-known in the entire Goutei [-]th team, make such a move. After asking the people present, he grinned and said , "What, it's still a step late."

"I didn't expect Captain Pingzi to be interested in Bailan," Ukitake, who was only able to come out to the party because he was in better health, looked at him in surprise.

"What, so you've also taken a fancy to Bai Lan?" Hiyori Saruaki, the vice-captain of the [-]th Division, was immediately amused when he heard the conversation between the two, "It's a pity that you are still a step late, Baldy Mako!"

"What are you talking about, Hiyori, what do you mean? I've also taken a fancy to Bailan!"

"I want to pull the other party into my team, isn't that what I'm looking at? Baldy Mako!"

"Don't be bald, I'm not bald yet, idiot!"

"Ah? Don't you call me a fool yourself! Baldy!"

Seeing Mako Hirako and Hiyori Sarugaki quarreling again, the people who were accustomed to this scene immediately looked away, as if they didn't want to be involved in this stupid and bald duo's couple romance.

And Urahara, the captain of the [-]th Division, didn't feel anything wrong with this, he just scratched his head and laughed foolishly, "Ahahaha..."

When Aizen came back after washing his face, he found that the previous embarrassment had been swept away in the box, and even the atmosphere was better than before.

"I'm back, Aizen-kun." Aizen's return was not as vigorous as when Pingzi appeared together before, and it even had his characteristics of a virgin who didn't want to disturb others, but it was still given by Bailan who had been paying attention to the door. Found.

"I'm really sorry just now."

"It's okay, Mr. Bai Lan," just as Bai Lan defined him, a certain Holy Mother smiled very gently and peacefully, "Speaking of which, what happened just now? It's rare to see Mr. Bai Lan lose his composure."

"Ah, this one..." Bai Lan seemed to be quite interested in the original boss that Zhou Jianwen was talking about, so after the two of them started talking, they just continued talking like this.

After listening to Bai Lan's explanation, Aizen seemed a little disappointed, "I see, Mr. Bai Lan has decided to go to the [-]th team? What a pity..."

No, no, even if I don't go to the [-]th team, I can't go to the [-]th team, okay?

Don't say that Mako Hirako's keenness is above imagination, it's impossible to go to the fifth team to die just because you are with me.

As soon as he heard that the other party also meant to invite him to the fifth team, Bai Lan's relaxed expression immediately became more rigid, but he soon returned to his usual appearance, "Because I still want to see Jianwen more. What kind of team did your lord belong to?"

Zhou Jianwen, who continued to lie on the side, said: "..."

"It seems that Bai Lanjun really cares about Miss Zhenzhou." Lan Ran smiled thoughtfully when he saw this, "But with your aptitude, you might be able to comprehend the swastika in a few years."

Comprehending the swastika is the key to becoming the captain.

When Aizen said this, he was obviously telling Bai Lan that he had the qualifications to be the captain.

Even among the aristocratic class of Seireitei, the captain's status is considered an honor. Once Bai Lan really becomes the captain, it will be much easier to marry a girl from one of the five noble families.

Bai Lan naturally understood what Aizen meant. He smiled a little embarrassedly, but he still failed to say that his purpose of becoming the God of Death was not to marry a certain five nobles who would definitely not marry him, but to replace you Somehow, he became the boss of the Holy Mother!

The good boss has washed himself up and turned into a virgin, everyone is very troubled!

If you simply disagree with each other and go to heaven, everyone will be able to act cheaply!

"... Vice-Captain Aizen was joking," Bai Lan paused, and after hearing the other party's joke, he said unwillingly, "Actually, under the conditions of Vice-Captain Aizen, it's a shame that he doesn't have a wife by his side so far. Confusing."

"that is because……"

"That's because this guy is more like a good wife!"

Mako Hirako, who was still arguing with Sarkaki Hiyori about who is an idiot and who is more like a bald man, suddenly interjected, not shying away from the fact that there were other team captains present, and directly exposed his vice-captain's shortcomings, "From laundry From cooking to cleaning, he can even do mending, and the girls in our fan team said that this guy Soyousuke basically knows everything except having children."

Bai Lan: "..."

... If, really, she is a human||wife!

"Oh, I've also heard the girls in our team discuss this matter." Hearing Pingzi speak first, Haiyan also took over, "I said that I would rather have a husband like Blue than my ideal husband." Dye a good girlfriend like the vice captain."

Zhou Jianwen: "..."

Best friend?

Was she originally destined to be a best friend like a treasonable sinner?

Your taste is quite strong.

However, you received more girlfriend cards than good person cards. It was originally planned to be a boss to this extent, and you are also very good at Aizen.

Ordinary people can't do it! ! !

"In that case, it's more like the characters in some novels in this world." Bai Lan refers to some novels he has read in his own world...or there are also animations and comics, "The character is gentle and omnipotent. , the man||wife has reached the point where she will take the initiative to wash and iron for others.”

"...That's generally the treatment of childhood sweethearts, okay?" Zhou Jianwen, who used to be a Two-dimensional house, complained mercilessly, "If that's the case, we can also provide door-to-door wake-up services, make breakfast, and clean for a living. .”

Not only Aizen, but everyone else at the scene half-understood the comments of these two people. In the end, Mako Hirako thought about it for a while, and then looked at them in shock——

"...Wait, you seem to have everything you said!"

Hearing what Mako Hirako said, the group who had invited Bai Lan to join the team earlier suddenly exploded, and then started discussing in a hurry.

"Does that mean Captain Hirako is usually woken up by Vice Captain Aizen?"

"Even if the team building provides breakfast, the vice-captain Aizen will help prepare it?"

"It's usually the vice-captain of Aizen who does the laundry, cooking, and cleaning?"

"Could it be that the deadly domineering outfit that was broken during the battle is also repaired by the vice-captain Aizen?"

"Hey... I seem to know the reason why Aizen vice-captain always receives girlfriend cards."

"I seem to understand."

"I also……"

Bai Lan and Zhou Jianwen who contributed to the flames, as well as Pingzi and Lanran who were the parties involved were suddenly speechless. The four of them looked at each other for a while, and decided to ignore the onlookers who were already discussing happily.

They don't know anything.

Well, don't know anything.

"However, after listening to this, I seem to have changed my opinion of Vice Captain Lan Ran," Bai Lan glanced at Zhou Jianwen, and suddenly smiled at her side, who seemed to be slightly shaken, but still with a gentle smile Aizen said.

"Oh?"

"Hmm... earlier, I thought that Aizan's vice-captain should be more suitable for a title like "Aizan-kun"..."

Bai Lan paused, and then spoke slowly under the expectant eyes of others.

"However, looking at it now, I think that the vice-captain of Aizen should be more suitable for the title of "Aizen Sauce". "

Aizen pushed the glasses that had suddenly slipped down because of Bai Lan's words, and said sternly, "...I think Aizen-kun is very good."

However, there is always someone who has trouble with Aizen, and this person is Aizen's captain.He smiled for a while, then waved his hands and said to his vice-captain, "No, no, I think what Bai Lan said seems to be correct, Aizen, isn't this very suitable for you hahahahahahaha

"Captain..." Lan Ran helplessly looked at her captain who laughed exaggeratedly, not knowing what to say.

Probably Pingzi also drank a few sips of wine, so his attitude seemed even more exaggerated than usual.

However, Pingzi, who somehow got stuck with his vice-captain, seemed completely unaware of his helplessness, and just said to Bai Lan, "However, Bai Lan's thinking is much broader than ours. Same."

Hearing Pingzi's opening, Zhou Jianwen immediately felt that something was wrong.

Although she doesn't like Aizen - no matter if the opponent is the Virgin or the boss.

But when Pingzi said this, no matter what he meant, Zhou Jianwen also felt that he must smooth things over at this moment, after all, he couldn't impress the other captains present that Bailan was a danger.

"It's just a joke during the banquet. Captain Pingzi doesn't need to take it seriously. Aizen sauce... Vice-captain Aizen, please don't mind too," Zhou Jianwen paused, and then continued, "If you really feel like looking at that one over there If Bai Mao is not happy, I can also temporarily lend it."

Blue dye sauce: "..."

"Don't say that, Jianwen," Pingzi didn't answer, but Jing Le took over the conversation first, "I can see the Aizen sauce that is different from what I remembered... No, it's Aizen's vice-captain, we also I think it's quite interesting, after all, he usually restrains himself too much, and it's good to relax once in a while."

...Hey, is the focus on Aizen-chan?

Zhou Jianwen twitched the corners of her mouth.

"However, I also think that if we go on, Aizanjiang...the image of Aizan's vice-captain may really be ruined," Haiyan seemed to sense that something was wrong with these people's words, and quickly smoothed things over , "It will be our fault that Aizanjiang won't be able to marry a satisfactory bride."

"... Tsk, even now Aizen-chan can't marry him, right?"

"People are tough, Captain Pingzi."

Blue dye sauce: "..."

Aizanjiang, who has been demolished by her own family, also feels very stuffy today.