[Comprehensive] If you don't agree with one word, you will dry the boat

The one who stopped Ye Yi was none other than Bai Lan who had been ignored by Zhou Jianwen in Xuye Palace.

"Since Jianwen's people have already prepared a disguise and are still staring at the central room 46, we might as well go along with the flow and pretend to be drunk tonight and stay here overnight."

After all, Bai Lan was also the one who drove Peng Lie to a dead end in his own world, and he was able to remain calm at such an important juncture, "Ye Yi's sudden return to the second team at this time will only show his flaws, after all, it is common sense Said, we have not received the news that the vice-captain of the [-]th Division and the chief of the [-]th division have 'died in the line of duty'."

It's fine if it's at the captain level. In this non-combat period, the news of the accidental death of the vice-captain and the officer-level god of death will not be passed on to other teams until after dawn.

Therefore, without receiving any urgent notice, they should be drunk in Rodney's disguise at this time, and it is impossible for them to know what happened in Ruolun Street outside the murderous stone. The accident.

What's more, according to the usual practice, if a few of them drink and get drunk, there will only be two situations: either the person who is not drunk is responsible for sending the drunk person back, or the drunk person will be drunk until dawn.

There has never been a precedent for waking up before dawn and returning to his squadron, and dispatching the criminal army to investigate the 46th room of the Central Committee as soon as he returned.

If Ye Yi really did this, wouldn't it be tantamount to telling Central Room 46, who might not have made any moves, "We conspired in Division [-] last night, come and investigate us"?

Although Bai Lan didn't say the following words, a smart person only needs to point to the end.

That's why Ye Yi's foot was taken back immediately - fortunately, Bai Lan reacted quickly, otherwise, according to Shun Shen Ye Yi's speed, she would have driven more than half of the way by now.

Because of Bai Lan's words, Ye Yi didn't intend to leave, so she casually found a space to sit down in this room that was still full of the weird smell of the surgery, and immediately began to think silently about what she should do after dawn. something.

Like Ye Yi, she found a seat and sat down by herself. Zhou Jianwen asked Urahara who was pouring tea for a few people in the dark, "Xisuke is tomorrow...ah, no, it should be today. Do you have any arrangements?"

As he was pouring tea, Urahara immediately understood the intention of Jianwen's question, and he replied without stopping the movement of his hand, "Instead of jumping out to prove it yourself, it is better to let other people find out about this, that's what Jianwen means Is it?"

Compared with Ye Yi who took the initiative to return to the second team after dawn, Zhou Jianmin planned to let Urahara's subordinates—that is, the people from the [-]th team to prove it. Until the members of the [-]th team found out, the four of them They all collapsed in this room because of drunkenness, and never left the room.

"Since you are drunk, you must always look a little drunk."

Zhou Jianwen was very satisfied with the response speed of the other party, and immediately took out a bottle of strong liquor from the command post and handed it to Urahara, "If Kisuke, the captain, doesn't show up until the sun is up, Then, according to the temper of the vice-captain Sarkaki, would he do this?"

Zhou Jianwen is not worried about her and Bai Lan's situation at all.

She is a retired old worker, and sleeping until dawn because of drunkenness will not have any impact at all. As for Bai Lan...he will return to Masaki's house today because he will have a rest tomorrow, so it doesn't matter if he gets up late.

Urahara, who had already thought about the scene tomorrow morning, smiled wryly, "According to Hiyori's temper, he probably kicked the door of my room open."

Anyone who has dealt with the vice-captain of the [-]th Division in Seiling Court, who knows that this girl is best at kicking skills... er, or the special skill of slapping people's cheeks with the soles of her shoes.

"As a by-product of the research, Kisuke created a high-concentration wine and invited us friends to taste it."

Bai Lan glanced at the label on the bottle of spirits that Zhou Jianwen was holding in his hand, then twitched the corners of her mouth, pretending that she didn't see anything, and continued to perfect the outline that was outlined because of the conversation between Zhou Jianwen and Urahara. The script, "Who knew that after only a few sips, we were all drunk, and then we were drunk until dawn, and we didn't know the news that our other friend Zhibo Haiyan had unfortunately "died in the line of duty" until we woke up. "

He looked around the room, and then the moonlight outside looked at the expressions of the other three people in the room, and then asked with a smile:

"How about this script?"

"...Very good," Zhou Jianwen put the wine bottle in her hand on the ground, and her expression was already approaching Ulquiola in the night, "This is very scripted."

Urahara and Yeyi looked at each other silently, as if they hadn't thought that Bailana's screenwriting skills had reached the pinnacle level, and finally Yuye nodded and responded, "With your level, you can even go to the monthly magazine of the Women's Association. It's serialized novels."

Bai Lan: "..."

Hey, is that a good word?

Why does he sound a little subtle?

"I'm just praising you," Ye Yi also saw the tangled expression on Bai Lan's face. In her eyes, Bai Lan's ability to make up stories is no one else, "I can guarantee that if you go to the Women's Association to serialize Can sell well."

Bai Lan nodded as if she had realized something, "...Miss Yeyi is referring to the Lan Ping fan who just ended this month? Or is it the 180-ban Beijing floating pit that resumed its serialization last month? Actually, I personally prefer it. The few articles in the [-]th anniversary special issue of the Women’s Association, oh, I remember that the one that was awarded the best newcomer award last month seemed to be the short story between me and Yin.”

... What the hell is this all about?

Scared Dad to death, okay?

Zhou Jianmin and Urahara Kisuke, who basically didn't read the monthly magazine of the Women's Association, looked horrified. Although they didn't read it, they understood what Bai Lan was saying just now.

After all, Zhou Jianwen had also been immersed in various websites for many years before crossing, and Urahara... Please, as long as you have a bit of brains and know something about the captain of the [-]th team of Goutei, you can basically guess some of them. What is the noun that gives goosebumps just by putting it once.

After Zhou Jianwen was shocked, she also understood why she had more and more urges to give Bailan cleansing powder in these years.

Nima is the fault of the Women's Association! ! !

The evil in this world has spread to the soul world! ! !

Who knew that the world of corpses and souls was so advancing with the times! ! ! !

Urahara and Zhou Jianwen were obviously not the only ones who were shocked. Originally, they just wanted to make a joke to ease the atmosphere. Who knew that Ye Yi, who dug up such a large amount of material by accident, also looked confused, but her reaction speed was obviously faster. Hurry up, if it wasn't for the conditions, she really wanted to laugh a few times.

"I really didn't expect this, I didn't expect it..." Ye Yilian said a few times that he didn't expect it, "You kid actually hid it so deeply."

Even the [-]th anniversary special issue is known, what is it not to be a senior member?

"Let's not talk about this issue first," Ye Yi and Bai Lan looked at each other as if they had found their compatriots, even Kisuke Urahara couldn't help but tremble when speaking, "Let's talk about the future countermeasures."

Seeing that Kisuke Urahara was terrified, Yoruichi and Bai Lan immediately laughed maliciously. Although Zhou Jianmin didn't respond, he was very grateful to the director of the Technology Development Bureau who was able to come forward at this time.

Even the look in the eyes of the other party is clearly written in these big characters: I respect you for being a man.

Zhou Jianwen nodded, and first told everyone that a barrier capable of sound insulation has been installed in the house, and then asked Pu Yuan with Ye Yi's expression of "why didn't you say it earlier", "How long will it take for Haiyan to recover?" wake?"

"About three days, or even longer, and as a side effect, they can't use spiritual power for a short period of time."

"I see, I will pay attention to it for a while, and I will let you know when they wake up," she explained under Urahara's astonished gaze, "It is obviously more difficult for you, the attending doctor, to explain in person than for me to relay it. A mistake. And according to the results of the interrogation at Xuye Palace, I may still have something to lend you a helping hand."

If we really want to fight that scientific madman Serel Apollo, it would be better to have Urahara assisting us.

Urahara is not stupid, he has been yearning for the big treasure house of Xuquan for a long time, but now he has the promise of being the only person in the world of souls who can go to Xuquan. He is too happy, how can he refuse?

So his response was also very quick, "If there is anything Jianwen needs of me, just ask."

That is because they have been friends for many years, and this incident involved their other friend Haiyan, so Ye Yi, who is the commander in chief of the secret maneuver, can pretend that he did not hear these words.

If it were someone else who said these words, and then was publicized by someone with a heart, they would basically be able to get a permanent residence permit for the "Nest of Maggots".

"In addition to Konghe, it is also necessary to tell Fuzhu that Haiyan is still alive," Yeyi said while thinking about whether there were any loopholes in the countermeasures he and Zhou Jianwen discussed earlier.

Others expressed no objection to her proposal.

Ukitake's poor health is well known in Seireitei, and his close relationship with Haiyan, who is the vice captain, is also recognized by everyone as his poor health.One must know how many times Fuzhuo ran to get Haiyan to be his vice-captain,

Today he watched his trusted lieutenant being devoured by Xu in front of him, which was a blow to most of the captains, let alone the weak Ukitake.

Yeyi and the others seriously suspect that if Fuzhu doesn't tell the truth, the other party is very likely to have a serious illness recently.

"Where is Kuchiki's house?"

Haiyan's death was a blow to Ukitake, so why not to Kuchiki Rukia?

"I remember that the little girl from Bai Zai's family was also there."

"I'll go to Kuchiki's house." Zhou Jianwen also mentioned this matter when he was in Xuye Palace, and Yeyi had already made a decision at that time, "After all, I have to discuss with little brother Baizai about the central room 46." Say it."

"Alright, then I'll leave it to you."

Seeing that Ye Yi took the initiative to take over this matter, Zhou Jianwen also breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not that she doesn't want to see Kuchiki Byakuya, it's just that when she thinks of discussing how to deal with the Central Room 46 with Xiao Baizai who likes to talk about the rules more and more recently, Zhou Jianwen feels that this is quite a problem. Difficult trouble.

She would rather fight the battlefield and Sal Apollo than accept this drudgery for no reason.

Then the four of them discussed various aftermath issues from all aspects, until the sky turned pale, and the four of them ensured that no matter what problems happened next, they could deal with them.

"Finally, it's the job of disguising the scene," Urahara Kisuke had found the small wine glass hidden in his room just now, and Zhou Jianmin also found a simple spray from the command post.

After pouring the spirits in the bottle into the spray, Zhou Jianwen thought of a serious question, "There are no flammable and explosive things in your room, right?"

It's fine if it's someone else's room, but if it's Kisuke Urahara's room...then this question is very necessary.

It turns out that Zhou Jianmin's question was indeed very necessary, because Kisuke Urahara spent half a minute recalling whether there were any items in his room that met the conditions proposed by Zhou Jianmin, and then the other three faced a question. In the case of the black line on the face, all the items that meet the standards were sealed, and Zhou Jianwen let her continue the disguise work under the dubious eyes of Zhou Jianwen.

Putting spirits in the spray, Zhou Jianmin carefully sprayed this "Urahara Kisuke's research product" on the clothes of several people, and sprayed it several times in the air and on the ground until the room was completely in line with the "alcoholic smell". After reaching the standard of soaring to the sky", he filled all four small wine glasses, and finally put back the wine bottle that still contained a lot of wine.

Although none of them are in the mood to drink now, but after "waking up", there is no taste of alcohol in their mouths, which is too much to live up to her painstaking disguise.

"Then, I wish you all the best."

Zhou Jianwen raised the small wine glass high.

The other three also raised their wine glasses like Zhou Jianwen, and repeated her words with a smile, "I wish everything goes well."

Then Urahara and Yeyi proudly drank the strong liquor in their cups, which looked completely indistinguishable from what they usually drank, and then...

Accompanied by the sound of "Plop—" sounded one after another, the two people fell to the ground directly, without the disguise they expected, they had already achieved the effect of the "one gulp" script.

And Bai Lan, who knew the name of the wine a long time ago, was about to feel grateful for her foresight, when she saw Zhou Jianwen's eye knife towards her, so she also imitated the two people and poured down the wine in a hurry , then...

He rushed to the street without any accident.

"As expected of rectified vodka," Zhou Jianwen also admired the power of her collection, "It can really bring down captain-level characters."

In fact, this bottle of rectified vodka was a collection of vodka when she was a commander, and she has never been willing to drink it...or she didn't have the courage to drink it.But today she opened this bottle of vodka for a friend, Zhou Jianwen said it was very worthwhile.

After drinking the liquid in the cup, Zhou Jianwen, who was finally lying on the ground after her friends, silently made an oath in her heart at the last second before fainting:

If there is a next time, she will not dare to be bored again.

……

Today was normal for most of Goutei [-], but for the [-]th squad, today was more difficult than usual.

Vice-captain Shiba Haiyan, one of the most proud "two captains" of the [-]th Division, died in the line of duty. He was swallowed up by Xu in order to avenge his wife. It must have been too tragic.

The captain Shishiro Ukitake, who was there at the time, and Rukia Kuchiki, who was taken care of by Haiyan as soon as he joined the team, were also in a very bad mood today.

It's just that after the death of Haiyan, the adjutant, the former had to take over the team affairs that Haiyan was in charge of during his training period, so he had to hold on; while the latter was sent back to Kuchiki's house for training after getting Ukitake's consent.

Because of Fuzhu's timely report and the team's funeral application, the news of Haiyan's death spread throughout Seilingting early this morning.

Ordinary gods of death who are not familiar with Haiyan at ordinary times can't help but sigh after hearing this news-even if they are not familiar with Haiyan's vice-captain, but he and the fifth team's Holy Mother Aizen sauce have been selected in the popularity selection of Seiringing Communication over the years. Among them, everyone knows that they are tied for the first place in the "most popular vice-captain".

The captain, adjutant, and chief executive who had frequent contact with Haiyan were all surprised or regretted when they got the news.

Who doesn't know that Haiyan's fighting strength is among the best among the current vice captains, and now even he has been recruited, which is enough to show how troublesome the Xu who swallowed him is.

In fact, even the team leader has a good impression of Haiyan who has been attending the team meeting on behalf of the sick students, let alone others.

When the vice-captain of the [-]th squad, Hiyori Sarugaki, heard the news of Haiyan's death, he smashed the measuring cup in his hand, and was immediately greeted with cynicism from Nie Sanxi.

No matter how many years have passed, Hiyori Sarkaki, who is still a popular loli, simply tossed the equipment in his hand, and then rushed directly to the door of the captain's office, preparing to wake up. He should have heard the news, but today it is already ten o'clock The captain who still didn't get up.

The fiery loli kicked open the door of the captain's room that had been reinstalled countless times, and then saw a scene that left her dumbstruck.

Except for her captain who was laughing and joking all day without knowing what she was thinking, but she was too strong just to fight for nothing, the captain of the second division Shifengin Yeichi, the vice-captain of the tenth division Bai Lan, and the former tenth division captain Bai Lan. Team leader Masune Jianmin all lay staggered on the ground.

The air was filled with a strong and pungent smell of alcohol, which made Loli dizzy immediately.

But Hot Lolita has been the vice-captain of Team [-] for so many years, she immediately turned her head and shouted to the outside, "Hey, outside! If you don't want to die, turn off all the burning ones now! Hurry up!" point!"

Nirvana Mayuri, who had always been at odds with Sarkaki Hiyori, was about to say something after hearing her words, but with a fairly keen sense of smell, he immediately closed his mouth after asking about the smell of alcohol emanating from Urahara's room. He lit the alcohol lamp, and then yelled at other people who were still in a daze.

"Why are you idiots still standing there! If you don't want to explode||explode, then quickly turn off the fire."

The word "explosion" from Nirvana Yuri's mouth was obviously effective. The people in the outer room immediately turned off the fire in a hurry, and then moved the flammable and explosive materials from the door of the captain's room as much as possible. away, and Nirvana Yuri himself came to the door of the captain's room amid the other people's panic.

"That guy didn't put himself down, did he?"

Squeezing away the fiery loli blocking the door, Nirvana Yuri walked into the captain's room carelessly. First, he looked at the weird posture of his immediate boss, then let out a strange smile, and put the small wine bottle and the small bottle on the ground. The wine glass was picked up.

Because the alcohol concentration is too high, the liquid in the cup has basically evaporated, but some of the liquid in the small wine bottle still remains.

Nie Yuli put his nose to the mouth of the wine bottle, but before he could get close enough, he could already smell the pungent smell emanating from it, "Tsk, he couldn't be short of alcohol so that he came directly from the fourth team Did you steal medical alcohol to drink?"

The fiery loli who was pushed away by him also came in now, she first complained to Nirvana Yuri dissatisfiedly, but she was also a little stunned after hearing his words, "Is the concentration so high?"

Regarding her question, Nirvana Yuri directly showed her white teeth, "If you don't believe me, you can try."

"..." Hot Lolita chose to ignore Nirvana Yuri this time, and just walked straight to her captain, then grabbed the collar of his tyrannical outfit and shook wildly, "Idiot! It's dawn and you still want to When will you sleep!"

Urahara, who was knocked down by the spirits: "..."

After seeing Urahara humming like an idiot, Sarushi Hiyori had several veins popping up on his forehead. This time, she didn't shake Urahara anymore, but grabbed the other party's collar and directly pulled her own. The head hit the opponent's head.

Although awakened by the pain, Urahara was still somewhat delirious: "...Well, good morning, Hiyori."

Hiyori Sarkaki didn't respond when he saw his stupid captain finally wake up. He just let go and put him on the ground again. Then he covered his forehead and started screaming, "Your head is made of stone What!!!"

Urahara bluntly raised his hand and rubbed his forehead, which was a little red and swollen from Hiyori Sarkaki's sacrifice, and started to giggle again.

Seeing his smile, Sarkaki Hiyori became furious, and when she was about to say something, Nirvana Yuri, who had been silent at the side, said, "Do you want to continue sleeping like this?"

"... What is Yuri trying to say?" He didn't expect how powerful the liquor Zhou Jianmin brought out, and with the impact of the adjutant just now, Kisuke Urahara already had a headache and didn't want to speak.

Nirvana Mayuri looked maliciously at Kisuke Urahara, who didn't know what had happened, and then said with a rare kindness:

"When you were brought down by this stupid bottle, Shiba Haiyan of the [-]th Division died in the line of duty. I remember he was your friend, right?"

"……What did you say!"

The author has something to say: I finally got Quint today.