[Comprehensive Manga] Looking for the embarrassing way

[My name is Reki Atobe, male, and I am seven years old.

Nickname... Goudan.

I believe everyone can see from my name that I don't care about it, how casual my parents are when they choose the name.

My mother is a very strange person, so the talent for naming is also very strange. She said that a cheap name is easy to support, and she decided to name me Atobe Goudan before she gave birth to me.Fortunately, my father did not agree, but my nickname became Goudan. 】

The little Atobe Ruki sat in front of the desk, her black hair inherited from Kanna rested softly beside her ears, and for some reason, there was an extra dull hair on her head, with an unexpectedly cute feeling.

Thinking of his dispirited mother and his father who dotes on his wife, Reki Atobe stopped holding the pen, silently facing the notebook in front of him for a few seconds, thinking for a while before continuing to write.

【Originally I thought Daimyo Atobe Rei was a very prestigious name, but it wasn’t until I learned the truth a few days ago that I realized that all of this was what I thought.

The word gravel can be interpreted as a stone. It is said that when my mother was in labor, she accidentally ate a small stone when she was eating snacks, and she was a little frightened, and I was born.

My mother said that I might as well call it Atobe Sushi, and that He Chest Yushi looked mighty and powerful when I heard it sounded like a relative.Fortunately, my father's gorgeous aesthetics saved me, but... it didn't help.

It just turned the Mandarin stone into a taller gravel_(:з」∠)_.

Uncle Renzu, who was capable of complaining, said that fortunately, my mother didn't want to go to the toilet at the time, otherwise my name might have become a very interesting one.

At this moment, I feel that there is no reason for my parents to always bully Uncle Renzu when they have nothing to do.

Fortunately, I have a friend with the same disease as me. His name is Ninzu Ritian. It is said that when he was hugged by Uncle Ninzu, he urinated all over his body. His mother said that he did it beautifully. He was so aggressive at a young age. Let's go down and down, and simply call him Ren Zu Ri Dae.

Atobe Ruishi, Ninzu Hida... What other names do you dare not name, Mother?

This aesthetic and naming talent is simply unbearable to look at directly, the earth has no way to stop the mother's black hole-like brain circuit!

According to Aunt Renzu, Uncle Renzu’s face turned green at the time. In the end, Aunt Renzu felt sorry for Uncle Renzu a little bit, and agreed on the name Ritian with her mother, and the nickname was... idiot.

I think Auntie Shinozu is doing a great job, and it's a great feeling that I'm not alone.

By the way, Aunt Ninzu said that she actually likes my mother. She married Uncle Ninzu purely because it would allow her to be close to my mother and become good best friends. Maybe one day we can negotiate an elopement together.

I lit the wax for Uncle Ninzu, and when I thought that Ritian also had unreliable parents, I felt happy physically and mentally.

The mother is very kind to the girl, not to mention the fact that she always flirts with the girl in front of the father, and even the name is not as casual as us boys.Ritian has a twin sister named Qihai, who is quite literary and the most normal of the three of us.

But Qihai is really cute. My mother told me that my wife should be raised from an early age, and asked me to cheer, and then handed me The Tale of Genji.

The mother's off-line brain circuit probably didn't even think about the implications of having a child watch this. 】

"Snapped!"

Atobe dog... Bah, Atobe Ruo blinked at the hand that was slapping on his desk, and just when he was about to raise his head, he was pressed down by the hand all the time.

"Okay, son of a bitch, you actually said that about your mother and me?" Kanna let go of his hand and ruffled Atoberui's hair, smiled at the expressionless little bun with cold sweat on his head, and stretched out his hand Pinching the other person's cheek, "How about letting your off-line and weird mother tell you what it means to cheat a son with strength?"

Reki Atobe: "...!!!"

I forgot to mention that besides being unreliable, my mother is also very stingy and holds grudges!

"Mom, I'm so sad, my son actually thinks this behind his back, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." Kanna said while jumping off the balcony with Atobeli, "It seems that it is because I haven't played with you for a long time. However, too little parent-child interaction and too little love make you feel this way. It’s okay, mother loves you, and will love you more in the future!”

"No, mother!" Reki Atobe, who was flying in the air, finally stopped pretending to be speechless. After hearing that Kanmu said that he would love him more in the future, he immediately compromised, "All your love should be given to father! I can't bear it." Wow! Leave this loving interaction to those who need it! Give it all to Dad!"

Keigo Atobe, who had just returned home and saw Kanna throwing a child, was about to step forward to stop him. After hearing what his son said, he calmly stood beside Kanna and watched: "Ah, please be gentle."

Reki Atobe was moved: Father really has a conscience QAQ!Tell your wife to stop, father!

Unclear about Atobe Rei's heart at this time, Atobe Keigo continued: "Didn't you say that you are a little tired these days? Don't get tired."

Reki Atobe: "...!!!"

He refuses to eat this dog food!

This is the strength of the pit son!The husband and wife team cheated on their sons!

Father, look at your lovely son!Don't just spoil your wife!

"Master, young master, I feel like I can eat five buckets of rice for dinner!" Kanna gave Atobe a thumbs up with a smile on his face.

Reki Atobe, who made a fuss-free movement, immediately lost his composure: "Mother, please don't make casual moves! I'm going to fall!!"

"Don't worry, dog egg! Mom will catch you steadily!" Kanna stretched out his hands to catch the falling dog egg X1, and then threw him into the air again, "Parent-child interaction cannot be refused Oh, this project can make Goudan you realize how reliable and generous your mother's embrace is, didn't you instantly feel a strong sense of dependence?"

Reki Atobe: "Yes... I feel it."

He has already deeply experienced the feeling of dependence that if you don't rely on the opponent's hand, you will fall into a comminuted fracture! !

How long will he survive this kind of day QAQ!

#应部狗dan’s days are still in dire straits under the influence of the dark forces (mother), Keke【Manual Goodbye#

At dinner, Reki Atobe found that his mother had vomited!He vomited!

This kind of thing happened to the mother whose belly was connected to the universe, which really made him panic. Of course, apart from this, what made him panic was whether the pumping speed of his toilet could keep up with the speed of his mother's vomiting like slop.

It was the first time he saw someone who filled the toilet with a single spit without panting!

Although Reki Atobe complained so much in his heart, his worry about Kanna was clearly shown on his face.After all, when his mother, who was usually stronger than a boxer, was so 'weak', he wondered if his mother was suffering from a serious illness.

After flushing the toilet 15 times, Kanna finally felt comfortable. After rinsing his mouth, looking at the worried little bun, Kanna raised his hand and rubbed his head: "It's a pity, I still like the sweet and sour pork ribs at night." Well, it’s a waste to spit it out.”

Atobe Ruki's eyes twitched: "...that's not the point, mother."

"That's right!" Kanna nodded with a serious face, "The point is that I can fight another five barrels of rice later!"

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Keigo Atobe, who was on the side, patted his son on the shoulder with a look of confidence: "Don't worry, your mother is just pregnant, and you may have a younger brother or younger sister in the future."

"Huh?" Atobe Reli was stunned when he heard it, and he didn't react, "...brother or sister?"

"That's right, who told you that one day more than two months ago when your father was drunk and wanted to have sex, he didn't wear a condom and ejaculated inside," Kanna squatted down with a deep expression, looking at Rei Atobe, "Remember, if you love her, put on a ♂ her!"

Atobe Ruki's face turned red: "... Mother, what kind of shameful things are you saying to your own children!!"

Atobe Keigo had already stepped forward at this time, stupefied with the back of Kanna's head, holding the other person up and looking at Atobe Rei: "Ah, delete everything that idiot said just now from my mind, do you understand?"

Reki Atobe choked speechlessly: ...I know I know, but how do I do it?His mother's words are still echoing in his mind now! !

When dizzy and returning to the sofa in the living room with his parents, Atobeli was still thinking that when he grows up, he will definitely be a calm and unhurried person, no matter what he hears or sees, his face will remain calm and composed.

After all, the environment in which he grew up really sharpened his resolve.

At this time, Kanna interrupted Atobe Reki's thinking: "God, you heard the news that your mother is pregnant, so you cut Kaisen? Don't worry, even if there is another one, I still love you, mother!! Our loving parent-child interaction will never be ignored just because you are the eldest son."

No, please ignore the point of personal interaction, mother! !

Shouting like this in his heart, but after seeing his mother with the same smiling face, Reki Atobe wisely didn't say it out, but said: "Mother, I am actually looking forward to the birth of my younger brother or younger sister very much. Alright. I will definitely be a good brother who cares about (qi) Xin (ya) brother!"

"En? Goofy, don't you like your younger sister?" Shen Wu looked at his son in doubt, "Your younger sister is so soft and cute."

"My younger sister is indeed very good, but girls need to be taken care of properly," Reki Atobe said nonsense solemnly, "I may not be able to take care of my younger sister comprehensively at my current age. When I grow up, mother, you have the third child. I can definitely take care of my sister!"

The most important thing is that if the second child is a younger sister, his days of being cheated from time to time will last longer, but if it is a younger brother, someone will share half of his various cheating, it can't be better .

'Brother = younger than him = mother has a new goal = someone can share his dark daily life = someone give him the blame'

After such an equation flashed through Atobe Ruki's mind, he laughed very happily.

Kanna glanced at his own son who was suddenly smiling happily, a little confused, but Keigo Atobe, who had seen through the truth, raised his eyebrows, and did not expose Xiao Baozi's thoughts.

Anyway, according to Kanna's energy, even the two sons are still struggling.Back then, so many people in the tennis club were tormented enough... Let's not talk about it, let's make our son happy first.

The days passed day by day, and soon it was the day when Shen Wu was due to give birth.After learning that her mother was pregnant with a boy during a certain inspection, Reki Atobe expressed that she was very happy.

When Reki Atobe hugged her younger brother, she felt joyful in her heart.

#Hello, my stupid oudoudou, congratulations on coming to the world#

#余生就证书比母mother and strength spoiling his wife’s father’s ability to cheat his son#

#The colorful childhood life is waiting for you to start, the degree of heart congestion is five stars#

After putting his younger brother back on the bed, Reli Atobe turned his head to look at his parents, who were showing affection in front of the bed, and Reli Atobe, who was familiar with this scene, said calmly: "Father, mother, you have already decided on the name of my younger brother." Is it?"

"Huh? The name is just a code name, it doesn't matter what it's called," Kanna pinched his chin and thought for a while, then said, "Why don't we just call it Atobe Octopus?"

Because it was raw when I wanted to eat takoyaki, so is it octopus?

Atobe Ruki's mouth twitched, and he turned his head to look at the boy who inherited his father's gorgeous hair color.No matter how you look at the name, it doesn't fit!

With the little conscience of being an older brother, Reki Atobe said: "Even if mother chooses a random name, don't call her Octopus. Even if you combine your name with your father's name, it sounds better than Octopus. Jingwu? Wujing?..._( :з」∠)_Well, it doesn’t sound very good. "

"Ah, it's called Atobe Jingyi," Atobe Keigo snapped his fingers, "Originally this was for you, but now it seems that his hair color is more suitable."

Reki Atobe: "..."

Father, I definitely paid for the phone bill, right?Absolutely?

"Well, I have a big name, and I need a nickname," Kanna said, looking at Reki Atobe, "Tell me, you son of a bitch, which one do you think is better, iron or shit?"

Brother Atoberu, who was unbalanced in his heart, had unquenchable resentment towards younger brother Jing Yi, so he suggested with a smile.

"Mother, didn't you say you wanted a name with a Japanese flavor?" Reki Atobe carefully guided Kanna's train of thought, "I think no matter which of the two characters 'Lang' and 'Maru' are added, it will be the same." very good,"

"You're right," Kanna nodded, and then tapped his palm, "Yoxi, it's decided, it's you, little Shiwan!"

After hearing this, Rei Atobe walked to the baby's window and held the other's little hand, smiling happily: "Please teach me a lot, little Shiwan brother."

"Yeah, little Shiwan," Shen Wubu didn't know when he walked over, and said solemnly, "The one holding your paw is your stupid big brother, called Goudan."

"Hey... ha... ah..."

Atobe Goudan looked at his stupid younger brother who opened his eyes and smiled happily and was drooling, and withdrew his hand expressionlessly.

The timing of laughing out loud is so coincidental, isn't it really intentional =皮=! ?

Keigo Atobe watched this scene and coughed lightly, covering his mouth with his fists to hide his smile.

Kanna raised his hand and patted Ruki Atobe's shoulder, and said with a deep expression: "Your brother seems to like nicknames very much, don't you like your nickname too? This one is full of my mother's love I mean."

Atobe Rei said dryly: "Well... I like it."

He doesn't know if there is love, but he feels a strong evil taste from the name, really!

Reki Atobe looked at his mother who ran back to his father to show his affection, and at his forgotten younger brother, silently picked up the bottle to feed.

Mother, as long as you are happy_(:з」∠)_.

Father... Forget it, you'd better look after your mother than anything else, and let him raise your younger brother.

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The author has something to say: Walnut, I laughed so hard when I wrote about Sushi and Ninzuhida, hahahahaha, I really want to give them this name [Hey!

No, I laughed out loud again 233333333333, do you also like this name very much? [shut up

Cough cough cough, let's talk about seriousness, this article is officially over, everyone applauds~

Thanks to all the little angels who bought the original version for their company. Those who have followed up from the first book are even more grateful to you. It is really great to have everyone's support!Thanks to all the goblins who have rewarded me with walnuts, thank you for the bombing of mines (づ￣3￣)づ

Although I am reluctant to give up, I still have to say goodbye, and the story of Kanna and Atobe's young master has come to an end.

But officials, we can write a book, and I will open a new article about Walnut tomorrow in the live broadcast room.

Well, I look forward to seeing your familiar figure, Walnut is ready to lie on the bed, waiting for the goblins to come and fuck me ♂【Hey

Don't leave the walnuts behind me~ I love you

[ps: It's all over, don't the diving party come out to make a fuss?Let the walnuts see you! 】

Thank you for the nutrient solution. For those who didn’t ejaculate, give me walnuts (*ω╲*)