[Comprehensive British and American] Guide for wizards to eat and wait to die

"Students, the teaching of your course has been intermittent and unsystematic, isn't it?" Professor Umbridge turned to face the whole class, crossed his hands and put his fingers squarely on his chest. Then he said, "The constant turnover of teachers, many of whom do not seem to be teaching according to the Ministry of Magic approved curriculum standards, puts you far below the level you are supposed to be in owls year."

Oh?So the Ministry of Magic suddenly wants to care about their education after all these years?Emma snorted.

"However, you will be pleased to know that these problems are about to be rectified. This year, we will be studying a carefully planned, theory-centred, Ministry-approved Defense Against Magic course. Please copy these words .”

"Is Umbridge out of his mind?" Emma and Hermione gestured to explain her thoughts.What's the use of copying these meaningless official words?But she really didn't expect that after being reborn for so many years, she would be able to come into contact with the familiar and friendly theoretical education for exams again.

"Emma, ​​stop talking, Umbridge is looking at you." Hermione also communicated with Emma with gestures.

"Does every student have a copy of Wilbert Slinka's Theory of Defense Against Magic?"

There was a murmur of affirmation in the class.

"I think we're going to do it all over again," said Professor Umbridge. "When I ask you a question, I want you to answer 'Yes, Professor Umbridge.' or 'No, Professor Umbridge.' .' Again: Does everyone in your class have a copy of Wilbert Slinka's Theory of Defense Against Magic?"

"Pfft" Who does this Umbridge think she is?Emma couldn't help laughing because of her second act.

"Miss Emma Lyon, do you have any questions about this course?"

Umbridge had a fake smile on his face.

"Yes, professor, I want to know what benefit this purely theoretical course can bring to our later life. If we don't have practical lessons at all, how can we be sure that we have mastered these spells?"

Emma has never had a good impression of Umbridge, and she also forcibly transformed a more practical course such as Defense Against the Dark Arts into a pure theory class, which made her very unhappy.So the passage just now was a little venting.

"Miss Leon, I don't think you are qualified to judge the decision of the Ministry of Magic. We do this so that you can learn spells in a safe and risk-free way--"

"But does that make any practical sense, if we're attacked--"

"I told you to put your hands up when you answered questions, Mr. Potter!"

Finding that Umbridge didn't really want to answer their questions, Emma wisely chose to keep her mouth shut, but Harry didn't stop arguing.He stubbornly raised his hand.

"Who do you imagine attacking a child like you?" asked Professor Umbridge in a voice that was horribly intimate.

"Well, let me see..." Harry said in a falsely thoughtful tone, "Maybe... Voldemort?"

Emma gasped in shock.Umbridge's attitude was obvious. The Ministry of Magic did not want to acknowledge Voldemort's resurrection. Now that Harry raised the topic openly, he might have hit the gunpoint this time.

Sure enough, Umbridge immediately showed a vicious expression on his face.

"Ten points from Gryffindor, Mr. Potter. I hope you didn't just believe the rumours--"

"It's not a rumor, he's back, I saw it!" Harry blushed angrily.

"Enough, Mr. Potter, stop your nonsense. Do you have any evidence for what you say?"

"I..." Harry was speechless for a moment, then he suddenly thought of something, he turned to Emma, ​​"Emma saw it too! She can prove it!"

This situation is a bit embarrassing.Whatever Harry said, Umbridge made it clear he wouldn't believe it.It is useless for Emma to stand up and testify for him now.But after all, so many people in the class were looking at her, she had to show some attitude.

"Yes Professor Umbridge, I saw him too"

"Confinement! You still have Mr. Potter!" Umbridge was hysterical with a bit of inexplicable pride, "Tomorrow evening, at 5 o'clock"

"Yes" Emma sat down dejectedly, she didn't listen to a word of the boring content after this lesson.

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"Nagini, don't move!"

Emma held out a hand to control Nagini.

"But Nana didn't do anything wrong, he did it first!" Nagini slapped his tail unwillingly, wriggling in Emma's hand.

"Calm down first, I didn't say you were wrong." Emma hurriedly calmed Nagini's emotions, and then turned to His Majesty who was leisurely grinding his claws, "Your Majesty, too. If there is anything I can't say properly, I will leave How long did it take for you to fight, how will you live in the future? After all, we are still living under the same roof."

His Majesty raised his head proudly, and his actions reminded her of Snape immediately.So the question is, what exactly did Snape do to him?

His Majesty, he calmly jumped off the table and walked towards the bedroom door.Obviously, he has other goals.

"No, no, that's not okay either! If I catch you wandering around the cellar door again, even if I don't mind, Snape will break your legs, do you understand?"

His Majesty glanced at her sideways, then turned his head resolutely and continued walking towards the cellar.

"Wait! He doesn't love you! Why don't you understand! You just say how have I treated you badly for so many years? I simply treat you like a little ancestor! What's so good about Snape, you Say!"

Emma suddenly felt wronged. Didn't she follow His Majesty's orders in everything?What is your Majesty's dissatisfaction?Since he came back with her, he started to have a little temper, and after a few days, he lost weight at a speed visible to the naked eye.

It's just like a cat suffering from lovesickness.

Emma was very distressed when she saw it, and even went to the Muggle world to purchase the most high-end cat food for him, but unfortunately, His Majesty was still not in a good mood.Although she treats His Majesty wholeheartedly, Luo Hua intends to be ruthless, and His Majesty's big blue eyes are filled with the heartlessness of "Stop talking nonsense, I love him very much".

Do not!Even that couldn't make it go to Snape's office again!If Snape got angry, she would be the one to get angry!

Emma quickly grabbed the collar around His Majesty's neck and temporarily stopped his movements.But it turned out that she was not suitable for performing multiple activities at the same time. Nagini broke free from her grasp while she was not paying attention, and rushed towards His Majesty with his bloody mouth open.

Emma didn't quite see what happened next, but by the time she realized it, there were already three bloodstains on Nagini's body.Of course, His Majesty is not going anywhere, his majestic hair is messy, and the hair on his chin is still there.