[Comprehensive] There is a problem in this world

"I think I still underestimated the seriousness of bureaucracy," Tony complained with wide eyes. "Do you believe it? Nick Fury told our country that Superman took the Rubik's Cube. The Rui people reached an agreement, after all, they are all aliens—” He shook his head and sighed, “This IQ is really hard to salvage.”

Charles's smile was also tinged with helplessness, Rachel looked at the two of them, and could only curl her lips: "I'm sorry, I don't even know what the Rubik's Cube is. It's only been half a century since the Rappaport Act was abolished. The chicken government is not well connected, and they didn't tell us in advance that they planned to destroy the planet."

"Yes, yes, everyone wants to destroy the earth." Tony lifted his chin pretending to be relaxed, "So we built a small group to do something, Fury called it the Avengers, it doesn't sound bad, yes Bar?"

"Where's the Norse god?"

"Thor took the antler boy back for trial." Tony raised his eyebrows.

He looked down at the watch on his wrist, "It's getting late, I have an appointment tonight, to be honest, I should be on vacation today..."

With that said, Tony looked at Zhong Zixing, picked up the sunglasses in his suit pocket and put it on the bridge of his nose: "Hey Miss Xingxing, do you want to go find the little princess with me?"

I feel that I have strayed into the meeting of the Big Three... The feeling of witnessing history is so cool!

Xiao Xiami Zhong Zixing didn't dare to speak loudly throughout the whole process, for fear that she would be expelled if she made a sound. She took the scented tea that Professor Hanke treated her with trepidation, and stared at the three people talking and laughing Yanyan with piercing eyes while drinking, the stars in her eyes If it gushes out, it can flood the whole room.

Seeing that the small meeting seemed to be over at this moment, Zhong Zixing quickly stood up and nodded happily: "Okay, thank you!"

While Tony was waiting, Zhong Zixing turned to say goodbye to the professor. The professor smiled and raised his teacup in greeting. Rachel also stood up, and Hank led them to find Iris.They walked slowly along the driveway by the lake behind the castle. The autumn air was filled with a refreshing atmosphere, and the driveway was covered by the shade of still green trees. From a long distance, two girls could be seen sitting under the tree.

Zhong Zixing turned up the pixel to see who was sitting there.

The girl with her back to her looked like maybe ten years old, petite, with shoulder-length black hair, streaked with pretty dark blue, and the girl sitting next to her was.

Wanda.

Zhong Zixing: ...? ? ?

It's understandable that Qin is here, but the Scarlet Witch is also at Xavier College, isn't it?Is she a future Avengers member?So it seems that the plot of Sokovia is gone?So Kuaiyin is also in the academy?Which version of cocoa?

...But think about it, there are even Superman in this universe, so don't worry about any strange characters appearing_(:з」∠)_

Zhong Zixing looked at the girl with a familiar face, and before she had time to think about it, Rachel narrowed her eyes: "That's Iris?"

"Yes, Iris." Tony put his hands in his trouser pockets and nodded slightly, whistled. The two girls under the tree were attracted by him and raised their heads.

Seeing Iron Man himself waving at them, Wanda had a dull expression on his face, and Iris, who was turning her back to them, also turned her head, revealing her face.

Zhong Zixing heard Rachel take a light breath.

It was a very beautiful girl with flawless skin, delicate lips like flower petals, and a bit of baby fat on her cheeks, but her eyes were completely blocked by the curved black LCD screen glasses, and her plain little face was expressionless. It looks very like... being face-coded by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television.

She raised her face slightly, turned her head to Tony's direction, and then—

[Tony Tony have you guys finished talking?Who are the pretty ladies around you?can we go home ]

Iris still had no expression on her face, but a series of letters scrolled across her LCD screen, mixed with various expressions expressing happiness, which was extremely lively.

Zhong Zixing: ... Machina Ji is so cute!

Seemingly impatient to go home, Iris got up from the grass and ran towards them nimbly like a real child.

Tony didn't take off his sunglasses, but the corners of his mouth lifted slightly.He looked at Iris, who was getting closer, and took his hands out of his trouser pockets.

—— Immediately after, Iris brushed past him and rushed over to hug Zhong Zixing's waist.

Tony: "..."

He put his hands back into his trouser pockets as if nothing had happened.

Zhong Zixing didn't notice this scene, she was in the astonishment of being hugged by the little girl, but Iris just let go of the hug, looked up at her, several sparkling fireworks were displayed on the LCD screen , and scroll past a string of cheering emoji.

[Hello (*≧▽≦) I'm Iris, Tony should have told you about me, right?Nice to meet you (灬°ω°灬) You are the most beautiful Asian lady I have ever seen, ah, the sister over there is also ヾ(★°▽°)ノ Can we be friends?Young lady, are you a mutant too?Like Wanda and Jean?That would be great, you will have many opportunities to meet Tony, which means we will have many opportunities to meet...]

"Stop, stop, little princess, don't scare sweetheart." Tony stopped it expressionlessly.

A sad expression flashed across Iris' screen immediately.

[Okay listen to you... Tony you always have beautiful girls all the time, but who made me a girl :(]

[However, when I grow taller than you, the girl will be mine:)]

... Iron Man's expression looked as if he had been shot in the knee by Hawkeye's arrow.

Wanda recovered from her surprise at the right time, looked at Tony and greeted him excitedly, "Hello, Mr. Stark."

Tony took off his glasses in a fancy way and winked at her: "Good afternoon, miss."

The future Scarlet Witch's eyes burst into astonishing light, and Zhong Zixing felt that his heart was already screaming and rolling all over the floor.

...Rachel covered her eyes to show she wasn't looking.

Looks like Scarlet Witch's hatred for Iron Man was also dropped by Butterfly...

Zhong Zixing looked carefully at Wanda's starry eyes, which were exactly the same as hers before, and finally felt relieved.

Although I still don't know why all this happened, but the painting style of this mishmash universe is much sweeter than movies, comics, etc. I think everyone will be fine, right?

At this time, Iris tugged at the corner of her clothes.

[(☆ω☆) Miss Dongfang, what's your name? ]

Under the offensive of Iris' star eyes, Zhong Zixing, who was so cute that he flew up, immediately reported his name: "Zhong Zixing, you can call me Perse."

[Chinese? ] Iris responded quickly, [I want to find a unique word to call you... Can I call you Xing Xing? (*°▽°*)]

The word "Star" rolled across the screen, Zhong Zixing couldn't refuse this shameful title, and Iris had already typed out the next sentence quickly.

[Xiao Xing, today is definitely a day I will never forget, because I met you. ]

Zhong Zixing: "..." Who did you learn this flirtatious pose from?

The answer is beyond doubt.

Facing Zhong Zixing's subtle eyes, Tony Stark had mixed feelings, and finally evoked a confident smile: "I don't think I need to say this to the girl."

Zhong Zixing thought, that is, you are the same role as James Bond, Bruce Wayne, Oliver Quinn...that group of master seducers, you just need to stare into the beauty's eyes and report your name on the screen. Cut to the bed.

"She's really...beautiful." Rachel looked at the bouncing little girl, the surprise in her eyes was about to overflow, and she couldn't help changing the word "realistic" when she reached her mouth.

Zhong Zixing felt the same way.

But what she thinks most now is another idea.

——They are all robots produced by Stark, why is Iris so lively and cute like a little angel Ultron Baby can only run naked? ? ?

Iron Man cheated his son!

Iris gave a vivid and detailed lesson on "how to be a chatterbox" to everyone present. Except for Zhong Zixing and Tony, the others were not very adaptable. Rachel looked at Iris for a while, After waving the wand and falling a few flashes of light, he shook his head at Tony.

"There's no trace of magic," she said. "She's normal."

Tony crossed his arms and said noncommittally: "Come on, normal robots won't let..."

Before he finished speaking, the carved wand between Rachel's fingers suddenly disappeared.

There was no sign that her hand was empty, which made the battle-tested witch suddenly vigilant. She turned her head suddenly, and just opened her mouth to spit out a powerful spell, when the open space not far from them suddenly exploded with lightning light.

"What's wrong?" Tony frowned.

Zhong Zixing was also a little stunned at first, but she immediately thought that this is Xavier College, so the person who can do this kind of thing is most likely...

"Peter, if you touch the guests' things again, I will beat you first next time!"

Wanda took a deep breath, resisting the urge to beat Peter up - she was so angry at the thought of Peter embarrassing her in front of her idol.

A coughing sound came from the billowing black smoke.

"The laurel wand is not very friendly to people other than the owner." Rachel laughed and spread her hands gracefully.

A few seconds later, the silver-haired young man with electric sparks in his hand put the wand back into Rachel's hand with a black face, and the witch calmly inserted the wand back into her waist, turning a blind eye to Iron Man who was watching the show.

Kuaiyin thought he was unlucky, raised his hands high, and puffed up his cheeks depressedly: "This wooden stick has a bad temper."

Rachel is modest: "I don't think so, she and I have always gotten along very well."

Quicksilver turned his face away to ignore her.

Zhong Zixing stared at the little angel with bright eyes the whole time, watching him take gum from his pocket and stuff it into his mouth and blow a bubble.

little angel!Living little angel! ...Wait, this topic is too cruel and forget it.

Although the version is wrong and it is a mix-and-match style, Zhong Zixing is still satisfied.

Probably feeling that someone was looking at him, Kuaiyin turned his head and glanced at Zhong Zixing. The bubble grew bigger and bigger, and finally burst with a "pop". He came back to his senses, blinked at Zhong Zixing, and raised a brisk smile .

Zhong Zixing flickered by his smile, was stunned for a second, and smiled involuntarily.

The next moment Peter was hit on the head by Wanda: "What did I just say?"

Kuaiyin turned around with an innocent face: "I'm greeting the newcomers." His figure flashed in front of Zhong Zixing, and he looked at her curiously: "What is your ability?"

A hand was raised to block his eyes, and Iris, who was ignored by him, raised her paw in front of Zhong Zixing. A string of pixel images of bombs, grenades and firearms rolled across the screen, and finally turned into a line of words.

[Give up, little star is mine! ]

"Xiao Xing? Your name? That sounds really strange." Kuaiyin asked Zhong Zixing logically, pretending not to see Iris.

The two had probably known each other before, but they didn't know if it was because of their personality differences or what, now they were fighting against each other like children, confronting each other tit for tat, Zhong Zixing unfortunately became the spoils of their fighting spirit.

What kind of experience is it like to be courted by two little angels?

Zhong Zixing...felt like he was in heaven, woo woo woo!

She silently wiped away tears in her heart, and was about to answer them, when suddenly she felt Iris's hand holding her skirt tightly.

With a "click", Kuaiyin's iPod, stuffed in his trouser pocket, rebelled, and quickly transformed into a mechanical creature amidst a strange sound of metal friction.

... what the hell?Zhong Zixing was dumbfounded.

Neither Rachel nor Wanda reacted, but Tony had expected it and stood calmly watching.

Kuaiyin jumped up, and wanted to tear the thing off his body with his backhand, but the little monster moved quickly, its sharp claws were shiny, and the cloth was flying, and all the clothes on Kuaiyin's body were turned into pieces in the blink of an eye.

Includes lightning bolt panties.

Zhong Zixing: "..."

The moment before he realized that he was about to walk the bird, Kuaiyin looked like a ghost, and his figure disappeared in a whiz. When he reappeared, he was fully dressed, and the little monster on his body was gone. Several people were still staring at the fragments of lightning underwear on the ground.

"..." Kuaiyin couldn't help gnashing his teeth.

In the next second, all the fabric fragments disappeared, and Kuaiyin, who had run twice, stared at Iris, with complaints written in his round eyes: "You pay me for the iPod!"

Hundreds of "hahaha" flew over Iris's screen unceremoniously.

Seeing the two angry eyes staring at the screen, Tony slowly added what he hadn't finished: "Normal robots won't bring machines back to life."

Rachel nodded in agreement this time. "I'll double check."

They looked at the bewildered-looking Zhong Zixing, one big and one small, and directly communicated softly.

Zhong Zixing was the only one left in the audience, who seemed like a demon and was in a mess in the wind.

Wait, don't you think this scene looks super familiar?

That lively little mechanical creature...is clearly a Transformer, right?

So Iris, who can give life and intelligence to machines...

Zhong Zixing didn't dare to think about it anymore, although she always felt that Optimus Prime was not far away from the source of fire... She looked at Tony in the distance with a leisurely expression, and there was only one thought left in her heart.

Awesome, my Iron Man, all your robots can destroy the world_(:3」∠)_