[Jian 3] Pit father's love game

Earth China, a certain server of JX[-].

"The Tomb of the Hero Qin Huang, Late Night Group! Come and come all kinds of ++++++++++++++"

Maps, there are various advertisements in the world, and Qin Huangling's Mausoleum is one of them.

[[Red Clothes Sect Guards] request to join the group. 】

I rely on, who is it?What a weird name!Looking at the icon, she is a beautiful girl. The team leader clicked on her equipment out of curiosity, but was surprised by her appearance...

Rubbing of Old White Hair + Red Clothes Teaching Clothes...

It's really easy to recognize it as a mob from the Red Clothes Sect...

So the group leader started to complain in yy: "I said that Xiuxiu, your ID is [Guardian of the Red Clothes], and you still wear such a red clothes, are you planning to become a mob? Hahahahaha"

Team channel:

[Buddha's light shines everywhere]: Really!Miss Xiu, you have an idea!

[Red Clothes Teaching Guard]: #猪头#猪头, that is, hehehe!

[One Wanhua]: Will I drop anything if I hit you? [Cardinal guard]

[One Chunyang]: May I ask if I hit you, will you drop something? [Cardinal guard]

[One Five Poisons]: Will I drop anything if I hit you? [Cardinal guard]

[Gentlemen like crazy]: Will I drop anything if I hit you? [Cardinal guard]

[Kneel down and call Dad]: May I ask you if I hit you, will you drop something? [Cardinal guard]

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[Red Clothes Guard]: Hello!You are enough!If you hit me, you will only be rewarded! #小刀#小刀#小刀

After this little episode, everyone started to open monsters and fight the boss skillfully. Everyone is a veteran, and the equipment is not bad. In addition, the book Qinhuangling has been cut many times, so they fight very fast, and they are all useless. hurt once.

In a blink of an eye, I arrived at the third child - Tanxue's Huadeng Fulang.

"Tanxue, I believe everyone has pushed it countless times, so I won't say more, okay, come and jump on the platform!"

In yy, the regiment leader commanded as usual.

Everyone quickly jumped over the stage and reached the opposite side. Well, it seems that they are all veterans.

"Ahem... I'll say it again for the last time. Cheng Nan is too big to be careful, and the boss Tanxue is very unfriendly to men! If you are charmed, come back and deduct [-]! Cheng Nu and Loli don't care. Hurry up when you get out of the prison." The milk exploded, and Nie Yun, who was hit by Lan Wu, jumped down and fell to his death. The one who got hit by Hong Wu left the crowd and waited to die. Well, the four small medicine tables have been eaten, it's time to increase the dps!"

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The team leader is a Tiance T, he stepped forward to start a monster.The red-clothed saint on the stepped platform was a little lazy and twisted her waist, as if she had just woken up.

Looking at the vivid red-clothed saint on the screen, the group leader felt that this boss was really attractive for the first time, but he was surprised why he hadn't noticed this before... Maybe he was too busy to open monsters before, so he didn't go Observe her actions.

【Ha ha……】

Suddenly, a somewhat sexy female voice came from everyone's earphones.

Someone noticed: In the current channel, Tanxue spoke, in the unique orange font of npc...

There are only two words in her words: Hehe.It's exactly the same as what you hear in your headphones.

So the head of the group muttered in yy:

"Isn't that right? Could it be that GWW is finally generous and wants to dub all the bosses?"

He didn't bother with these, and directed as usual...

But suddenly found that all the team members have been hit by the blue dance...

"Fuck! This is not right! Get off, get off! Go down the steps! What's going on? Whoever hits the blue dance first, why doesn't he get out of the crowd? Hey... wait, this time I opened the monster for a few seconds, why? It's unscientific to dance as soon as you come!"

【Ha ha……】

Another woman's laughter came from the earphones.

There was an explosion in the team channel:

[One Wanhua]: Fuck, Fuck... Did you hear that just now? The boss laughed again!

[One Chunyang]: I heard... #流汗!

[One Five Poisons]: ...I feel something is wrong.

[A Gentleman Like Crazy]: It’s so scary...

[Kneel down and call Dad]: Let me say, we must have met Ghost Net Three, right?

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"What the hell is Wangwang [-], I want you to read less post bar [-] and more post about assembly technology! This is a bug, let's come again, come again!"

Team channel:

[Lao Tzu is Xiu Ye]: #小刀#Xiao Dao, don’t think we don’t know, you are the team leader and you like to watch 818 the most!

[Love Fate Wooden Pile]: That's it!It is obvious that the head of the team likes to watch 818 the most. Our Datangjiabao has never only watched technical posts, okay?

"Cough cough cough! We won't discuss this anymore, let's continue. I'll open the boss, you guys fix the buff yourself!"

There was an embarrassing voice from the leader in yy.

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This time they lasted a little longer, the boss seemed to be back to normal, but only a little...

"Come back and deduct [-]! Damn it! Why are you all back! It's the return of the middle charm!!! Wait... what the hell! Why are you all charmed! This is simply unscientific! The built-in CD of the charm! ? Infinite charm... Tonight's bug is a bit [-]..."

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"It's about to go out of the fire prison, ready to change, the nanny is ready, Xiuxiu Dajia is kept, and the master of milk poison is also kept! The milk explosion fire prison!"

The head of yyli had just finished speaking, and then he discovered...the entire group had been caught in the fire prison...

"Fuck! Did Tanxue eat explosives tonight? So [-]? Hurry up, take off, take off, take off!!!!"

Team channel:

[One Five Poisons]: This looks like a tangled rhythm...

[Lao Tzu is Master Xiu]: Shall we continue?

[Late stage of obsessive-compulsive disorder]: Let's contact customer service to have a look, the boss seems a little messy tonight.Her attack is so high...it doesn't look like it has been cut at all.

[Qiandie milk dead person]: When it opens, there are countless fire prisons and various dances!Simply unscientific!In an instant, the screen was full of blue dances, and the screen was full of red dances. I was also drunk with this explosive power...Leader, we can't get enough milk!

[Come and chase me]: Of course I can't get enough milk, most of them die instantly, idiot!Don't hide skills?

[You can't see me]: You're an idiot!You hide one and show me!

[Love Fate Wooden Pile]: Tsk tsk tsk, Tanxue was robbed of her man?So violent tonight!

[One Chunyang]: Hahaha, maybe it is!

[Lao Tzu is Lord Xiu]: Ghost!Explore the snow and teach in red clothes, there are many lilies in red clothes!I bet a cucumber, Tanxue is a lily!Definitely a robbed woman!

[One Chunyang]: Yo yo!There are talents upstairs!

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The team was complaining happily, and the team leader contacted the customer service and reported these bugs. Finally, the customer service girl answered him gently: After checking the data, there is no problem.

Head: ...

The leader's heart is broken.

"Damn it, the customer service said the data is fine! There is no bug! Could it be that we are all hallucinating..."

The group leader flipped through the team dps helplessly, and directly pulled to the last page to see if there was any paddling... However, [Red Clothes Teaching Guard] the ice show's dps is [-]...

"Hey! [Red Cloth Cult Guard] Are you there? Why didn't you fight the boss? Don't waste your good equipment!"

The team leader was continuing to light his life, when suddenly a person in yy turned on the microphone:

"Leader... Sorry, I think boss is a green name."

This girl's voice seemed a little heavy at this moment, and... tense.

The team channel exploded instantly:

[One Chunyang]: ...Sister Xiu, don't make such jokes.

[One Wanhua]: Really?There is something wrong with this boss...

[Gentlemen like crazy]: Could it be your appearance and ID? The boss thinks you are one of them, [-]

[Lao Tzu is Master Xiu]: I think what the upstairs said makes sense.

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"Forget it, leader, I won't fight tonight. I'll retreat first."

In yy, the girl's voice was very cold, as if she couldn't hear any emotion.

"Hey...wait a minute, do you really think the boss has a green name?"

"It's true, I have no point in lying to you."

"That's probably because of Xiuxiu's appearance and ID, why don't you change your appearance!"

However, in yy, this girl didn't speak anymore.

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What the group leader didn't know was that there was something strange in the secret chat channel of [Red Clothes Guards]...

[Tanxue] whisper to you: kill them.

Looking at the unique orange font of the NPC in his private chat channel, [Red Clothes Cult Guard] felt his heart slowly getting cold...

So she immediately clicked to quit the game...

However, nothing happened.Her Xiuxiu, who was very dressed in red, was still standing on the steps of Emperor Qinhuang's Mausoleum and turning around...

"Group, group leader... what should I do? I can't quit the game, and I can't quit the group..."

This time, there was finally a tremor in her voice.

"I see that you are all famous... Tanxue asked me to kill you..."

"Whoa, whoa...Xiu, Xiuxiu, don't scare us!"

Another person in yy turned on the microphone.

"...She didn't seem to scare us, and I can't quit the game anymore. I obviously turned off the power. But the game is still displayed on the screen..."

The female voice that appeared in yy this time had an obvious crying sound.

Hearing her words, everyone was shocked.They are all discussing intensely in yy...

"... Otherwise, let's continue fighting the boss."

The group leader forced himself to be calm and said:

"She left us all here. It seems that if you don't hit her, you won't be able to get off the line. Everyone work hard, don't make mistakes, and hit her again."

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Surprisingly, the fight went very smoothly this time, and the boss finally didn't have any bugs anymore, as if she had returned to normal.

When it was finally time to turn the stage, the team leader silently let out a sigh of relief.

"Everyone press the site you mentioned at the beginning."

Only this time, the boss's movements were a little slow.After everyone stood up, she stretched and walked towards the stage with three steps...

She seemed to be alive, her movements were soft and coherent, not as stiff as before.She walked slowly to the steps, and then jumped onto the big platform in the center... Behind her was Xiuxiu whose id was [Guardian of the Red Clothes Sect].

"Xiuxiu, don't run after the boss, come back quickly and stand aside!"

Someone yelled worriedly.

"...I can't control my character anymore. I don't know what she's going to do..."

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"Let's start fighting."

"Wait... Leader, something seems wrong... She's talking... the boss is talking!"

Everyone heard that charming and sexy female voice from the computer:

[Chunyang, Tibetan Sword, Cangyun, Five Poisons, Mingjiao, Qixiu, Changge, Tangmen, Wanhua]

The heart of the person whose sect name was named trembled violently, and an unstoppable sense of panic suddenly appeared.

Suddenly everyone's screens changed, all game-related displays disappeared, and the face of a very beautiful woman was enlarged on the screen. She was very beautiful, beautiful enough to shock people's hearts; Don't dare to look directly...too flamboyant...

Her red eyes looked out of the screen, as if she was looking at each of them, and her blood red lips curled into a smile:

[Why are you robbing me?That'smine!You are not eligible!Overwhelmed guys! 】

"Regiment, leader, she, what does she mean?"

The timid person can't hold it anymore: Will she crawl out of the computer?

[Hahahahahahahahahahaha~]

Crazy laughter came from the computer, which made people feel chills...

As soon as the screen went black, the game returned to normal.

Their characters are still on the stage of Qin Huang Mausoleum... However, their names are grayed out, and they are obviously in a state of death.There are only three living people displayed in the team panel: Shaolin and Tiance, and Xiuxiu who is dressed in red and has an id.

Tanxue disappeared from the central table...

Only Xiuxiu in red was left on the central table, and she was still circling in circles.After a while, her name was grayed out in the team panel, and she was offline.

"Looks like it's over..."

The group leader sighed in yy...

However, the people in yy all left at some point, leaving only him and another living person - a master [Buddha's light shines].So he immediately closed the game, and chatted with the master in yy:

"Master, are you alright?"

"Well, it's probably because of the character's blessing. Fortunately, the monk I play is upright..."

"That day Ce is also upright?"

"Maybe... is it?" The master was a little hesitant.

"How did that Chunyang die just now?"

"Probably because he was named by the boss... After all, the Palace of Pure Yang, the Palace of Scumbags..."

"It's true... Fortunately, I play the demon account, and no girl will give me scum."

"Uh...you're thinking wrong."

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After chatting for a few words, the group leader also went offline.He looked at the normally shut down computer and made a decision in his heart:

Damn!Next time, I will never start a group in the middle of the night again!I must go to Post Bar [-], the woman who was robbed, or Tanxue who ate the explosives!I've already thought of a name, so I'll call it "[-], the woman who was robbed of the whole group!"

#Head!What about [-] if you agreed not to read Post Bar?Did you write it down? #

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ps:

Lan Wu: One of the snow-exploring skills, Lan Wu is very contagious, and those who are in Lan Wu must die quickly so as not to drag down the team.

Hong Wu: There is no way to save him, the one who was hit by Hong Wu is waiting to die.

The author has something to say:

I don’t know much about Tanxue’s mechanism, if it’s wrong, please let me know so I can modify it, thank you~

In addition, the reason for the girl who turned off the power supply is because: she changed the laptop and forgot that the laptop has a battery 23333333

I found that I have been a little high in the past few days... ╮(╯▽╰)╭

In addition, everyone knows the reason why the group leader and the master are fine.