HP When Harry is a Genius

In July 1992, it was the day when the students were on summer vacation.

The two students at No. 6 Lemon Street, Dudley and Harry, have been playing like crazy for almost a month, and they just came back from Barcelona, ​​Spain.

Mr. Dursley had become extraordinarily wealthy since he became a director of the Groning Company.

This year coincides with the four-yearly Olympic Games being held in Barcelona, ​​and this is the first Olympic Games after the disintegration of the Soviet Union, which is of extraordinary significance.

Mr. Dursley waved his hand and decided to ask for leave from the company. The couple took Dudley to travel to Spain and nearby European countries together, and then came back after watching the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games on July 7 and Britain's special events.

Anyway, he is now the major shareholder, and he is neither short of money nor time.

Under Dudley's pleading, the Dursleys reluctantly took Harry with them, allowing the two boys to experience the customs and natural scenery of various European countries throughout July.

In fact, traveling in various European countries is not a big deal, it is mainly a world-class competitive competition in the Olympics, which shocked Harry and Dudley.

Harry originally thought that the wizarding world was the most magical and wonderful world, and the Muggle world was far inferior to it.

But when the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games brought together the history and humanities of all countries in the world to display together, Harry suddenly felt that he was very small, and it seemed that the magical world of magic was not a big deal.

And, after witnessing several Muggle Olympic finals in person, Harry almost felt that Quidditch was nothing.

During the few days Harry watched the game in Barcelona, ​​besides cheering excitedly for the English Muggle team, he also paid special attention to the team from the mysterious ancient country in the East.

Harry noticed that a little girl named Deng Yaping won the championship by playing a small yellow ball called ping-pong.

Under her hands, the yellow ball seemed to be magical. It was more flexible and dazzling than the golden snitch, and it was particularly dazzling and beautiful.

This made Harry very interested in the sport of ping-pong, and he played with the ball for several days with Dudley.

Because of Deng Yaping, Harry noticed several other beautiful girls in the Eastern team.

There were actually four beautiful girls in this team, who had won Olympic championships in four different swimming events, but Harry was stunned.

Dudley was even more obsessed with looking at the four golden flowers with swallow rings, fat and thin, each with its own merits in the swimming pool.

Because of these four golden flowers, Harry also came to a conclusion, that is, the girls in the ancient eastern country are not only beautiful, but also have superb figures!

He silently thought of Ravenclaw's Qiu Zhang.

Although the Hogwarts students are all wearing loose and heavy school robes to cover their figures, but with these four golden flowers in front of them as a reference, Qiu Zhang's figure must be exquisite, flexible and powerful, Harry is boundless thinking.

The two boys fell in love with swimming because of this, and they spent every night in the swimming pool of the hotel next to the Olympic Village, hoping to exercise a strong and perfect body.

Of course, Quidditch will always be Harry's favorite competitive sport. He just suddenly has a feeling of "sitting on the sky without knowing the vastness of the world".

This month's crazy play not only greatly shocked Harry's worldview, but also made his affection for Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia unprecedentedly high.

Looking at the ugly faces of the Dursleys now, he would find them particularly kind and lovely.No matter how much the couple cursed him with tricky and vicious words, Harry could still feel that the geese had passed without a trace and the leaves had passed without a sound.

On the contrary, it often made the Dursleys feel powerless as if they had hit the cotton with their fists.

You know, even if you are swearing, you want to get feedback from the other party.When you use all your strength to curse a person, but the other person keeps looking at you with a smile and doesn't care about it, you will also feel very boring.

Harry was extremely grateful to Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia for taking him and Dudley out to "see the world", although the couple said it was just for Dudley's sake, they just wanted to make Dudley happy.

But Harry vaguely realized from all kinds of clues that Dudley was the one who was picked up, and the Dursleys seemed to be deliberately taking him out to see how vast and beautiful the Muggle world was.

Harry felt very touched. It seemed that he had stayed in the wizarding world for a year, and the Dursleys were not completely free from worries. They still maintained a high degree of vigilance against the wizarding world, and hoped that Harry could "return to the shore and start a new life." , but he couldn't compete with the wizarding world, so he could only use this tactful way to let Harry judge for himself.

This day, July 7, was the second day after they returned from Spain.

Early in the morning, Mr. Dursley was awakened by a loud and strange noise in Harry's room.

He growled at Harry across the table: "If you can't keep that owl under control, let it go!"

Harry wasn't angry at all, he was as kind to Uncle Vernon as he was to Snape now: "Good Uncle, it's just bored. You know, it hasn't received any letters these days, even today For my birthday, it failed to bring me a present."

"I didn't know it was your birthday!" yelled Uncle Vernon, a trail of fried eggs dangling from his bushy beard. "You're not going to get a penny from me!"

He exchanged dark glances with his wife, Penny.

"You dirty little bastard—", "Hic—"

Aunt Petunia seemed about to scold Harry again, but her words were drowned out by Dudley's long, loud belch.

"I want some bacon too," Dudley said to his mother.

"There's plenty in the frying pan, honey," said Aunt Petunia, looking at her big son with moist eyes. "We're going to get you fat fast, and school meals don't sound good to me."

"Nonsense, I was never hungry at Smeltings," said Dudley. "You should feed Harry, he's as thin as a rib."

Uncle Vernon said vehemently, "Dudley, you don't eat badly, do you? Our son isn't like some bastard who eats rat leftovers in camp schools," as he slapped Harry hard. Glared hard.

Dudley grinned, turned to Harry and said, "Hey, cousin, do you still have all kinds of weird magical snacks in your place? I almost ate all the ones you gave me before." Harry winked and said, "You understand."

Harry made an OK gesture and said, "I'll give you all the remaining snacks later."

Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia stomped their feet angrily when they heard this, but they couldn't bear to scold Dudley, so they yelled at Harry, "What do you want! You don't want to poison my son!"

Dudley slammed down the table in displeasure, and Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia immediately shut up obediently.

"Worse than Draco," Harry muttered.

"What?" Dudley asked curiously.

"I have a friend who is very similar to you. I will introduce you someday." Harry said with a smile.

Dudley said excitedly: "There is actually someone as good-looking as me?!"

The Dursleys also looked skeptical, as if they didn't believe that anyone in the world could match their perfect son.

Harry stroked his forehead helplessly: "It's as good-looking as you, haha."

Dudley patted Harry on the shoulder and said, "For the sake of your complimenting me, Mom, take out the cake you made yesterday!"

Aunt Petunia jumped up as if startled, and she screamed, "When did I ever make a cake!"

"Don't deny it, I saw you do it last night." Dudley rolled his eyes impatiently.

"I did, but not for the little bastard!" Aunt Petunia said angrily, and then she opened the refrigerator, took out a dark, burnt cake, and slammed it onto the dining table.

Dudley pushed the dark cake made of no visible material to Harry: "Try it, we just came back from Barcelona last night, we were exhausted and went to bed early, when I went to the bathroom at night, I saw my mother The kitchen makes this cake."

"I prepared this cake for tonight's guests! We will have guests at home tonight, and they are all subordinates from Vernon's company. They are going to report to Vernon! This is the dessert I prepared for them!" Petunia Aunt shouted angrily.

However, Harry had already picked up the fork and poked the cake open. He took a bite and said to Aunt Petunia with a smile, "It's delicious, thank you, Auntie."

Aunt Petunia choked, and left the restaurant with a heavy snort, shouting, "Remember to wash the dishes! No spells!"

Harry asked Uncle Vernon, "Uncle, would you like to eat my birthday cake?"

Mr. Dursley threw down the newspaper in his hand, cursed loudly: "Eat well, little bastard, be careful not to choke to death!", and then walked out of the restaurant without looking back.

Harry turned to look at Dudley, Dudley said inexplicably, "What do you see me doing?"

Harry said painfully: "It's nothing, do you want to eat cake? I can guarantee that this is not for guests, because it is too bad!"

Dudley laughed loudly: "I guessed it would be unpalatable, so I asked my mother to bring it out for you." Then he added excitedly: "I saw her sprinkle half a bottle of pepper and half a bottle of mustard on the inside, so I knew right away that this is for you!"

Harry silently rolled his eyes, but still tried his best to finish the cake that tasted like weird beans.

"Are you really going to your wizard classmate's house in a few days? Why don't you spend the summer vacation with me at home?" Dudley asked a little unhappy.

Harry spread his hands helplessly, "This was discussed before the holiday, and I wrote to you at the time."

"But I'm just looking at how rare it is for you to make friends!" Dudley said dissatisfiedly, "I'll be bored at home by myself."

"No, didn't your uncle enroll you in remedial classes and let you learn the violin?" Harry said.

Dudley collapsed on the table all of a sudden: "That's why it's boring. The violin doesn't fit my temperament. I'm obviously an athletic player! I should learn ping-pong and swimming!"

Harry pursed his lips and smiled, "Then let's wait until you lose weight first."

Dudley's eyes lit up: "In your magical world, there is no such thing as weight loss potion? Later, help me find it."

Harry said helplessly, "That's fine, but for things like body, it's better to exercise on your own."

Dudley said disdainfully: "If there is a shortcut, don't take the bastard! If exercise is the only way to lose weight, I'd better think about it in a few years. Anyway, I'm not old enough to find a girlfriend yet."

As he said that, he winked again: "What about you, have you had a girlfriend in the wizarding world? Are there any beautiful girls? What is that Hermione Granger? Wife?"

"Guess what, I'm a few months younger than you, and you haven't reached the age to find a girlfriend, let alone me?" Harry said displeased, but he thought in his heart, the beautiful girl at Hogwarts, pull Wenclaw's Qiu Zhang is very good, and Slytherin's Pansy Parkinson is also good, but I really haven't found anyone who looks good.

Not counting Hermione, Harry couldn't think of the familiar Hermione as a girl in his heart, especially since she has a pair of front teeth and curly hair, and she always reaches out to pull your ears.

Dudley curled his lips and skipped the topic: "Let's go shopping in Oxford Street later, Mom and Dad will receive subordinates at home at night. We'll come back after dinner outside, I don't want to listen to his subordinates' flattery flattery!"

Speaking of Dudley's eyes lit up again: "Didn't you say that your Weasley friends like non-magical items very much? Choose some gifts for them, and let these old hats open their eyes! Although they have a birthday I didn't give you a gift, but we can't be as stingy as these old hats!"

Harry readily accepted the proposal, but at the same time he was also wondering why he hadn't received a single letter from his friends after such a long vacation?

The author has something to say: The XXV Olympiad (25)

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