Yuan Yanshi

In the end, I laughed for half an hour, and suddenly woke up Yuan Ze with a smile.

Yuan Ze just woke up, and he didn't know what happened. He looked at me with a bewildered expression, with an expression of what are you doing, and I took my expression with great difficulty, and said with an expression of pleading guilty: " Master Yuanze, why didn't you tell me that you have a physical problem?"

Yuan Ze was obviously taken aback for a moment, but in the next second he had an expression of "I know, I understand."I was a little confused by him, what is this for, why do I feel that he thinks too much?Sure enough, after a while, Yuan Ze looked up at me and said in a deep voice, "Why don't you leave?"

I:? ? ?What? ? ?

And Yuanze looked at me with an expression that you don't want me, you dislike me, you must think I'm bad, and there were tears in the corners of his eyes.Vata?What's the matter, what's the matter? ? ?My intuition tells me that this guy is going to cry, definitely going to cry!Sure enough, seeing that I didn't reply, Yuan Ze sobbed softly, and the beheader became anxious immediately: "Master, don't cry, don't cry if you have something to do!"

Yuan Ze looked at me sniffing, with a look of indifference to life and death, seeing life clearly, and seeing death as home, took a deep breath and said: "I'm fine."

Before the beheader could speak, I took the first step and said, "Then why are you crying?"

Yuan Ze looked at me again with teary eyes, he lowered his head aggrievedly and said, "I didn't cry."

Me: Ahhhh, anyone with a discerning eye knows that your crying must have something to do with this genius, ahhhh, what the hell did I do to you, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! ! !

And the beheader is definitely the blind person. Seeing that his young master was about to cry again, Kuang knelt down in front of Yuan Ze, raised his hands on top of his head, and looked at Yuan Ze with an expression that I would definitely do it: "Master, who bullied me?" Yours, I must have skinned him and fed it to the pigs!"

Yuan Ze wiped away his tears and looked at the beheader, who immediately took out his big knife and swiped it twice.

I:……

Yuan Ze: ...

Beheader:? ? ?Why ignore me, is my swing not good enough?It must be, no, I want the young master to believe me!It was too late to say it and then it was too fast, the beheader directly inserted the knife two inches forward on the spot.

Silence all over...

I looked at the knife between my feet, and then at the beheader, holding the grass, scaring me to death, no, cauldron, if you want to insert it, insert it well, what are you doing!

The beheader just finished inserting and looked up, oops, I almost stabbed someone, no, it would be bad if this little brother was hurt.So the beheader pulled out the knife inserted in it. It should have been all right, but the reality is...

When the beheader pulled it out, the knife did not move at all. The beheader said in his heart, no, this is too embarrassing, so he pulled it out again, but it still didn't move. I go!Seeing that we were still in this posture, Yuan Ze got off the bed, wanting to see what was going on, whether he was going to die or not. When Yuan Ze walked behind Yan Xi, the knife was pulled out. If he was going to live or not, the beheaded person would be killed by the knife. At the moment of □□, the inertia was too great, so I inserted it again, this time directly towards my foot, I stepped back in a hurry, just collided with Yuan Ze, this one was okay , but the key point is that after the collision, Yuan Ze's center of gravity was unstable, and he fell backwards, and it was okay to fall, but the more important thing is that when Yuan Ze fell, it was a coincidence that Yuan Ze hugged my waist, and then... I just fell down with Yuanze, and it’s good to get up by myself, but the moment I just got up, the beheader fell towards me for some reason, and it’s not a big problem if I fell, but the big problem is At that time, my back was facing the beheader, and the front was facing Yuanze. The beheader suddenly fell towards me, and I fell forward with my center of gravity. Go, press it, forget it, this mouth collided with Yuan Ze's mouth by coincidence, and my lips were hot when I was hit by Yuan Ze's teeth. This is not the key point, the key point is when the beheader stands up , I didn’t stand still, and when I fell again, I just pushed my head down... um... lips to lips, it’s so good, I kept my first kiss for 20 years, it’s gone!just this! !The most important thing is not to give it to a beautiful woman, but to a handsome boy! ! !But what made me even more annoyed was that the Chopper didn't move, so I couldn't move my head either.

I propped up my body with difficulty, and finally left Yuan Ze's mouth. At this moment, Yuan Ze's mind went blank.Who am I and where am I?What happened just now, why was I on the ground, wasn't I going to see what they were doing just now, why was I suddenly suppressed, why was I kissed even when I was suppressed, why?Why?crooked? ? ?

"Then who, can you get up from me! You are too heavy!" It's really heavy, my waist is going to be crippled! ! !

Only then did the beheader come to his senses, he immediately got up from my back, and then accidentally stepped on the corner of my clothes. The beheader pressed on me again, and this time, my forehead hit Yuanze's teeth perfectly, and my first reaction was - good teeth! ! !

Finally, under my guidance, the three of us finally got up from the ground, and I felt someone was outside the door, so I looked up to the door, and suddenly a bad feeling came to my brain.

Outside the door, a man in white was half leaning on the door frame, looking at us with interest, while playing with a crystal clear flute in his hand.Seeing that I saw him, he straightened up from the door frame and looked at me.

"Brother!" The beheaded exclaimed in surprise when he saw the people outside the door.

The man in white looked at the beheader, acting like I don't know you. Seeing that he seemed to be pretending not to know him, the beheader immediately ran over with his mouth pouted: "Wei Wen! You don't want your brother?"

Wei Wen nodded: "Yes."

The beheader suddenly felt like a thunderbolt, and looked at Wei Wen with tears in his eyes, but Wei Wen seemed to be used to it, and said flatly: "Crying bag."

The beheader immediately frowned, as if he wanted to say something, and finally snorted, turned around and walked inside, then slipped on the soles of his feet, and Yuanze and I were right next to him. Going to the side, "Boom—" the beheader fell heroically, hitting his nose perfectly, and when he stood up and looked at us, he performed perfectly with blood on his face.And Yuanze was seriously dizzy with blood. When he saw so much blood, his eyes suddenly glowed. I helped him in time, so he didn't fall down...

Me: Wait, when did he come to me? Wasn’t it a little far away just now?

But what I didn't know was that the part on my left arm had already resonated with the part on Yuan Ze's right arm, and a word appeared in each of the two places——

yuan.

Yan.