Heart Attack Guide [Sword Three]

The cause of the incident was that the master posted a photo of a golden retriever in the WeChat group.

Liulibai: Yo, is this your latest selfie?

Blue Sea Clear Sky: Get out!

Liulibai: Don’t get out, I just love to see you annoy me to death, and you can’t hit me/smile/smile/smile

Xiaoxiaoxiaowu: 0.0 Huh, Master has a dog?

Bihai Qingkong: I picked it up two days ago, and it's quite obedient.

Zifeng: I also have pets!look! [picture]

Liu Libai: Wow, this hamster looks as stupid as Master, it must be his own.

Zifeng: Yes, yes, I call him son.

Xiaoxiaoxiaowu: [Picture] It's time to show off my Angora rabbits, isn't it cute, hee hee.

Liulibai: It's so cute!Cute into a ball!I really want to rub it!I want to post my Taiyi too!

Bihaiqingkong: Come on, we've been watching your cat for several years, but we're not interested. Does anyone in this group have dogs?Come out and communicate.

Lu Yiyao: Yes.

Liu Libai: Ahhh, junior brother, long time no see!

Lu Yiyao: Senior Sister, what are you doing~

Xiaoxiaowu: Xiaoyi, do you still keep dogs abroad?

Blue sea and clear sky: What kind of breed did the little gay guy raise?Large dog or small dog?

Lu Yiyao: A large loyal dog.

Liulibai: The picture above is the picture above.

Blood Rain Floating Sand: Hello.

Liulibai:! ! !

Blue sea and clear sky:! ! !

Xiao Xiao Wu:! ! !

Zifeng:! ! !

Shallow smile: What day is it today, a collective fraud?

Liu Libai: Cod, you haven't been in a group for at least 800 years!

Blood Rain Floating Sand: Has it been so long?Because I am very busy.

Bihaiqingkong: Don't be fooled, little gay, where's your dog?Sent to see.

Liu Libai: It's over, master, you have been poisoned by a dog. It's not enough to look at your own home, but also look at other people's homes.

Bihaiqingkong: People who suck cats every day have no right to say me!

Lu Yiyao: [Picture]

Liulibai: Damn it? !

Xiaoxiaowu: The background is the Queen Victoria Building. You two met in Australia!

Blood Rain and Sand: Xiao Wu is very familiar with Sydney, she can tell at a glance^_^

Smiling lightly: My daughter-in-law is bored while recovering from illness, and likes to pass the time by reading travel notes online.

Liulibai: When did you chase Cod to Australia, and you managed to keep silent!

Lu Yiyao: He has only been here for more than two months.

Blood Rain and Sand: I have been preparing for studying abroad for almost a year. There are too many things, and I don’t have time to tell you. I am afraid that I will alarm Xiaoyi and make him hide again.

Liulibai: Σ(°Д°; Can you find someone in a foreign country?

Blood Rain and Sand: This is not a primitive society. As long as you have the heart, who can you find?It is enough to know the school name and major, which is easier than finding a needle in a haystack.

Liulibai: Don't say anything, bring a tissue and let me cry for a while.

Xiaoxiaowu: Come on dear, let’s hug each other and cry, I never thought that cod would be able to counterattack when I was really killed.

Liulibai: Cod, from now on, Xiaoyi will be yours, I'm in charge!

Blood Rain and Sand: Alright~

Lu Yiyao: Xiao Wu, I saw the wedding photo of you and Xiaoxiao in Moments, it’s so beautiful.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: Hee hee, that photo studio did a good job in post-production, and the beautification degree instantly increased by 100 times.

Bihai Qingkong: That's enough, I want to see the dog, what do you mean by abusing a dog here when you disagree.

Zifeng: Bah, stuff my mouth full of dog food, I won't eat it!

Liu Libai: One of you has a puppy and the other has a hamster son. What dissatisfaction do you have with life?Don't be too greedy, be content.

Bihai Qingkong: Hehe, it looks like we're going to meet again in the game, I don't believe I can't kill you today.

Liulibai: Who is afraid of you, let's fight!

Lu Yiyao: Sister 0.0, are you still playing Sword Three?

Smiling shallowly: No, they are playing a simple, rude and emotionally hurtful game. It's fine to fight each other every day, and they will drag my wife and Zifeng into the water.

Blood Rain and Sand: What kind of game, it sounds like fun.

Shallow smile: Q|Q flying chess.

Lu Yiyao: ...

Blood Rain Floating Sands: Are you trying to kick the opponent's plane back home...

Lu Yiyao: By the way, Senior Sister and Xie Yue haven't planned to get married yet?The sisters all graduated last year.

Bihai Qingkong: It is popular to graduate with a child, but the female hooligan did not keep up with the times, bad reviews.

Zifeng: Master, in broad daylight, you are too reserved, hehehehe.

Xiao Xiao Xiao Wu: Haven't the two upstairs noticed that you have a different style of painting in this group?

Shallow smile: single dog/smile

Lu Yiyao: Single/Smile

Blood Rain and Sand: Single Dog/Smile

Zifeng: I have a son! [picture]

Bihaiqingkong: During working hours on a good working day, you are still here in the water, does your boss know?

Xiaoxiaowu: housewife, only responsible for beauty/smile

Lu Yiyao: Uncle, my student party/smile

Blood Rain and Sand: Uncle, my student party/smile

Shallow smile: I have a separate office/smile

Bihaiqingkong: Where's the female hooligan?How to talk and run away.

Liulibai: Something happened just now.

Zifeng: Apprentice, you are so busy at the research institute, you still have time to play WeChat.

Liulibai: I asked for leave today.

Bihaiqingkong: Big aunt? /Smile

Slanting Moon: [Image]

Xiao Xiao Wu: Wow marriage certificate!hello!

Shallow smile: Hello!

Lu Yiyao: Hello!

Blood Rain Floating Sand: Hello!

Zifeng:? ? ?

Bihaiqingkong: Shit!This group can't wait!

Liulibai: We just lined up at the Civil Affairs Bureau/Smile

-Complete-

The author has something to say:

The ending chapter was locked once, and the author dared not walk at night, so he could only throw away the armored vehicle with a punctured tire and replace it with this small episode, which can be regarded as the completion of the plot.

At this point, this article is really over, and there will be no more updates, thank you everyone, bow.