[Football] Black powder daily

Hello, Tucao Jun Rooney.

[Here is the self-statement of the translator. In the future, the self-statement and narration of the translator will also be in brackets: I am the heroine who complained about this article... Yes, the author is so beautiful, so I have to give it to you He does translation.Couldn't he just spend some money and find a decent translator? 】

[I'm female, I like men, codenamed m in this article, my appearance has nothing to do with this article, and I'm located in a city in Banya.The code name of the male lead in this article is r, he likes women, has negative points for his appearance, has the same coordinates as me, and has many occupations that cannot be described.The narrator of this article is male, and his hobbies are probably female. His face value is 0 points and cannot be increased or decreased. His occupation is hard to describe and easy to lose. In short, he is similar to a bustard. 】

【Almost forgot……】

[The title is: Introducing black into the house, where should I and the little beet I brought up go?]

[The article is a bit long, if you forget to code yourself, please give me a code if you have forgotten it]

Around the end of January this year, r won the most important award in the industry. Although this is the third time he has won the award, it is still very difficult.So everyone was really happy at that time. After returning to the coordinate city, we made an appointment to have dinner together to celebrate the next night - because he has a lot of friends, but due to various reasons that day, not all of them could go to the award ceremony.

Then during the dinner, a friend brought m’s elder brother, big m, and introduced him to me, saying that he is the heir of a certain company, and now he wants to do a project and hopes to cooperate with r.

Big M looks very gentle, speaks in a very orderly manner, and seems to know our industry very well. At that time, he came up with a relatively mature cooperation plan. It seems that he came to talk with us after preparation—I At that time, I felt very respected, and the first round of quotation was a good number, so I decided to have a detailed talk with him.

In addition, after talking a little bit more, I found out that Big M is a fan of r, and he has been a fan for many years. He is more willing to take care of r in all aspects of cooperation, so I am even more satisfied.

After talking for more than a month, we have basically entered the stage of revising the details of the contract.

At the end of March, we will officially sign.

Because Big M said at the time that his younger sister M was studying jewelry in France or something [Jewelry Design!It's jewelry design! ], I also have some understanding of the overall shape design, I want to find an internship in the summer, I hope we can give his sister a chance to let her join this working group.

I didn't really like this kind of unprofessional behavior of arranging my family members to join the group, but Big M showed me M's internship resume and design class homework, and said that he just let her try. If we are not satisfied, he will Get rid of her—I think Big M has a good attitude, and the assignment is really good, so I agreed.

In June, the preparations for the working group were basically completed. We met once at that time, and we were satisfied with each other, so the matter was considered finalized.

[There are foreshadowings everywhere in life, if he sees me, I think I will lose my job]

At the end of August, r returned to work after returning from leave, and the working group was also preparing to start work. That was also the first time r and m met.

Basically a tragedy.

That day r met with the staff after work - because r's job is not the kind that depends on clothes, so that day he basically just tore up two clothes and put them on and went out - when m saw r, his face was green He turned his head and asked me, "Sir, this dressing taste...how should I put it? Bankrupt straight male aesthetics?"

Straight men are straight men, why are they still bankrupt...

I wasn't very happy at first, but looking at the ripped jeans and red Nike top, I really didn't have the face to say anything, so I had to say that he was busy and didn't have time to match it.

M smiled, a very sad kind.

r is not very happy, so he said: "I don't need to take street photos every day. When I go to work, I just need to wear normal clothes. If there are special public occasions, the stylist will prepare them for me."

m: As the old saying goes, a man depends on his clothes, and if he doesn't dress well, it's easy to lose his charm.

In fact, I am here to support m, because to be honest, r usually does not pay attention to his appearance, but his aesthetics are indeed... But this can't be blamed on him, it's all due to one of his deadly rivals, who gave him a lot of trouble in his career. It brings a lot of pressure, and people will be infinitely close to the person they pay attention to the most-this is scientifically based, but what is terrible is his rival's aesthetic...

If r is the bankrupt version of straight male aesthetics, that person is probably the bankrupt version of c.

r: Lose charm value?People like me even if I don't wear clothes, how can I lose my charm when I wear clothes?

【...Have you seen it?His IQ is basically a low-profile cerebral palsy patient.He looks much better without clothes than with clothes on!Although this photo cannot be posted to prevent the code from being dropped, everyone who has seen it agrees with it, and it will be replaced if it is fake]

m: That's because many people like you without clothes.

r: ...What do you mean by that?

m: Nothing... I just want to say, I will give you a styling design, but first, I would like to recommend a whitening cream to you...

In fact, r is white, but like many white people who like to bask in the sun, he also likes to bask in the sun when he is on vacation.But of course, the way he tans and the results are extreme... so sometimes it turns dark brown in the sun.But m is of Asian race, maybe he prefers fairer ones?

[It's the color of brown bear]

r: No, thank you, I finally got this skin color.

m: One white covers one hundred ugliness...

r: Where do I need to cover?Excuse me?

m: Let me give you an example, Lewandowski, Kroos, James Rodriguez, and Premier League No. [-] Wayne Rooney, don’t they look good?nice!Why?Because white!Neymar, are you looking good?Not good looking!Why?Rice dumpling.

r: You said that Tony [Cross] is fine, but Rooney can compare his appearance with humans?

m: Why can't Rooney? ? ? ?Even if Rooney can't compare with James, can't he compare with Neymar?Also, what does it mean to be able to compare with humans?If you don't compare yourself with humans, who will you compare yourself with?

r: ... Anyway, I've never heard anyone say that Rooney is good-looking.It can be seen that this is your aesthetic problem, not me.

m: Red top and light blue ripped jeans, this is an epic disaster match, you actually say that I have aesthetic problems?If I have a problem with aesthetics, I was forced by an epic-level disaster collocation creator who didn’t want to be named, okay?

After saying this, the two broke up unhappy.

And now m is still emphasizing to me that r can't go so dark, otherwise the things shot will be disgusted, especially if the outdoor scene + night scene is easy to see people... So, the title is: r doesn't want to go back in vain, but m insists It can't be so dark, how can I balance the views of the two.

It was the first time to ask a question on the open platform, and it was also suggested by m. She said that many fans here are very discerning, so come and try.

[Does this still use balance?Of course you listen to me!Little angels, please answer in English when answering the questions: I agree with m's opinion, please everyone. 】

<Hot Comments>

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