[Football] Black powder daily

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Hello, Tucao Jun Sophie Marceau.

I am the contributor of the last "Emotional Intelligence to the Center of the Earth".This time I want to scold the street, the topic is troublesome to look at, if it doesn't work, I say: I want to scold the street, dead straight man!

In the past two days, I happened to be on a business trip to Europe, so I took a detour to see her at Heartless's house, and urged her to work hard and not to look down upon her all day long.

Then when I arrived, I thought to myself: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Am I blind? Is Google Maps finally broken?Is the universe really going to end?

At that time, the heartless eye was instructing people to make adjustments to the decoration of the home-it was nothing, but the problem was that she took down all the posters and surroundings of her idol, and replaced them with huge photos with two or five eyes, and even included a few prints There are sofa cushions with a full-body portrait of Erwuyan and several teacups with Erwuyan's name printed on them.

An extremely ugly teacup can directly cause the human aesthetic system to collapse to the point where it cannot be restarted.

And the most shocking thing is that he sat on the sofa and stared at the adjustments and decorations with a [-]-year-old eye - you don't go to work, big brother?You guys have been so miserable recently, either invincible or curled up to win, you still have the nerve to fish here?

But I was embarrassed to say more when the Lord was sitting there, so I could only say hello and then pulled out my heartless eyes to ask what was going on-in a word: loss of power and humiliation of the country, unequal treaty.

Then he said to me with a sad face: You don't know, the second-five eyes are too much, he not only asked me to change all these, but also asked me to change the phone wallpaper to him.I didn't know what went crazy that day, so I blocked that so-and-so.

[Remarks: So who is a college classmate who is short-sighted?The heartless eye has always had a good relationship with him, but recently because of the relationship between the second and fifth eyes, it seems that the contact is more frequent than usual. 】

I asked why, did I know that so-and-so with two or five eyes, and I had an old grudge with him.Then he comforted the heartless and said, if you really can't do it, just pretend to block it, don't let the second or fifth eye see that you are in contact with so-and-so, isn't it over? ——At this time, I had vaguely smelled something unusual, but because I thought that even if he was essentially a dead straight man, he should have the minimum cognitive ability, so I really didn't think about it at the time.

The heartless said that she didn't know, and said that she had asked her a few times or five times, but the second or five times she just kept turning dark and silent.

I felt more and more wrong, so I said when did he let you block.

The lack of heart showed me the message that so-and-so sent to her at that time-to sum it up: Great, you are going to break up with Erwuyan?Then you come directly to me and make me the two dishes you are best at!I even bought ice cream for you, so hurry up and throw away your two or five eyes!

After I read it, I was lucky, and then I asked the heartless: You really don't know why the second or fifth eye made you block him?

The lack of heart shook his head in a very arrogant manner, and said honestly: You know?Then tell me quickly!

I said that I wrongly blamed you before, you are not a dead straight man, you are just stupid...

Then I gave her the oversized small dessert gift box I bought from France to Second Five Eyes, expressing my sincere condolences and deep condolences-after all, you can’t experience a fool of this level if you don’t have to read a thousand sails of.

Not only do you have to read thousands of sails, you also have to have this 'blessing'.

Thank you for your two-five eyes for eliminating harm for the people, I hope you can live to be a hundred years old.

'Straight men don't take the blame. '

'With this kind of emotional intelligence, I can only wish good luck. After all, it is not easy for you to wait for her to understand. '

'I don't think Erwuyan doesn't need a small dessert gift box, he needs a Durex gift box.This situation must be a direct home run. '

'Some people's thoughts are very dangerous, and they need to go to the police station to be educated. '

'For a person with a lack of heart, I suspect that even if she was lying naked on the bed one day and waiting for her, she would be able to say: Sorry, I went to the wrong room. '

'Don't you think that lack of heart means that you don't like second or fifth eyes at all, and you are pretending to be stupid? '

'I don't think so, if you don't like it, you can find an excuse to reject them all.You have to know that this kind of implication is completely stamped on others to identify attribution.It seems romantic but has ulterior motives and is extremely dangerous, preventing all channels for single girls to chat with each other. '

However, the hero in question doesn’t know the sincere proposals from the enthusiastic netizens at this moment—he would definitely express his gratitude if he knew, and take note of all the proposals by the way—he is still bothering about Mr. Benitez.

"Cristiano, you have to adapt to your new position, if you just resist it then of course you will never do well!" Benitez once again in the locker room after a training session that was stopped countless times, Express dissatisfaction with Cristiano's state, "Cristiano, you are not trying to do what I want you to do - tell me why, Cristiano, why."

Cristiano said nothing.

Ramos coughed twice, "Sir, I was thinking..."

"Sergio, you are the captain of Real Madrid, you should also talk to Cristiano - he wasted too much time on irrelevant things, such as the autobiographical film." Benitez said .

He obviously thinks he is right, and has no idea what it sounds like to others—of course it is a sad thing to have a camera around him every day, but the movie has already written all the shooting plans, and Mende Si is also a professional agent. He not only knows how to help players make money, but of course he knows how to keep players from being distracted while making money.

So Benitez questioned two people: Cristiano and Mendes.

Even, if this matter is made more serious, there may be some people who will interpret this sentence as a rejection of players' commercial activities.

The highlights of the players are those few years-people who can occupy Zurich for eight years like Ronaldo and Messi are rare in the world-they have to make good money at their best time, and only when they have money can they be calm and choose at all times. power maximization.

But there will always be one or two unreasonable coaches who think that you should just earn your wages honestly and not mess around—here we have to pay attention to the old Scottish gentleman Sir Alex Ferguson, and express his respect for this matter. He pays tribute to those who have reached a certain level.

Now, Benitez is building a similar image of himself through this sentence - but this is also the problem.Sir Alex Ferguson's status at Manchester United is not comparable to that of Benitez at Real Madrid.

The players looked at each other quietly, and then quickly turned their heads away to make no comment.

Ramos did not feel 'caught in the middle' or 'dilemma' this time, he even chose to side with Cristiano more straightforwardly than ever before, "Sir, commercial contracts are also very important to us .You know, money is a good thing and extremely important -- but of course, at the same time we know how to balance making money and keeping fit. For players of our level, it's usually not a big deal."

Ramos is not the same as his predecessor Cassie. Even if he has been swayed by it for many years, he still can't be as exacting as Cassie. He always expects to be comprehensive and appropriate every time.When Ramos feels awkward, he knows how to choose a team-it is very important to stand in a team, and there will always be times in your life when you can't stand in the middle of the fight.

——It’s fine if you have two cats, but if two tigers are fighting, don’t you stand in the middle of it?

Cristiano's complexion improved a lot, and he nodded his thanks to Ramos.

"But he did not meet my requirements - if it is not because someone influenced him, then for the three-time Ballon d'Or winner, it can only be unwilling to do it. There is no other explanation!" "Cristiano, I want you to know that Gareth and you are teammates, not competitors," Benitez said.

Everyone subconsciously looked at Bale, and then just stared like that - no one tried to hide it, their intentions were obvious: Gareth, say something, say you know Cristiano doesn't hate you or want to Compete with you, say that you think Cristiano treats you well, and even invite you to a small-scale party several times.

Benitez and Cristiano, you always have to choose one.

Bell hesitated. He didn't think he should contradict the coach, but at the same time he knew that Benitez was wrong.So he didn't know what to do, and the only thing he could do seemed to be to bow his head awkwardly, hoping that the world would forget him.

Every drop of Cristiano's blood became ice cold.

The author has something to say:

Originally, your birthday should be written sweetly

But there is no way the plot ends here...

The joke will be added to Weibo after all, the dinner party was too high last night, so I don’t have time to write

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