[Football] Black powder daily

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For the sake of world peace, Munin returned home after Real Madrid's second-leg semi-final against Manchester City-preparing for his birthday in advance.

So at the end of the season, when there was only one most important Champions League final left, Cristiano became bored to the point of madness.

"What are your plans for this summer?" Ramos asked everyone when they went to a dinner party after training one day. I have the guts to see green every day—to be honest, I've reached a state of greatness where I want to throw up at the sight of a green apple."

So many people who have endured seven long months on the pitch nod in agreement, you can't blame them for not loving football, but... it's just, you know, seven months with almost no rest People get bored.

"I'm going to hide in the desert." In order to echo Ramos' boredom of green, Isco replied sullenly, "Then come back and face the next seven sad months."

A burst of condemnation of this pessimistic attitude towards life erupted from the long table.

"Cristiano, what are you going to do?" Ramos found it strange to see that Cristiano had remained silent. You must know that although Cristiano may not be the loudest one, he is certainly not the most taciturn in this kind of party. .

"Oh, I'm sorry, I was a little distracted, so you were just saying... Oh, summer, thank you James," Cristiano nodded to James with relief, and then the Colombian national team captain quickly blushed again, "Nothing special, you know, find a small island to bask in the sun-with all due respect, Mr. Marcelo, what do you mean by that look? It's not very friendly."

Cristiano accused Marcelo of that eye that almost flew into the sky.

"I guess he just wanted to remind you of the big and small troubles you and Miss Mu caused when you first met because of your preference of 'bathing in the sun'." Isco muttered as he rolled up a piece of lettuce and stuffed it into his mouth. I explained a sentence.

Cristiano pretended not to hear the constructive question.

"But I also have a question, what do you give to your girlfriends on their birthdays—don't say your dick or a certain brand-name bag or car, it's something new, friends." Cristiano tried Develop the imagination of his old buddies.

But this is obviously impossible to succeed.

"Sese's life experience tells you, Cristiano, when you can't give a woman a ring, what you give her is not as good as a real luxury." Ramos hooked Cristiano's neck, "Of course, if you want to dig your own grave to give a ring, then I have nothing to recommend - buy the most expensive one, you can't go wrong."

Bale enthusiastically wanted to recommend a certain ring brand, but by accident or not, Cristiano did not respond enthusiastically to the idea.

"Marriage is a big deal, so is a proposal, and I guess I'll have to think about it," Cristiano said. "But if I decide, Gareth, I guess I'll ask for your recommendation."

Ramos and all the married and unmarried people around the long table nodded in agreement with this caution.

"But I still haven't decided what to give her—I don't want to send something boring." Cristiano insisted on his bottom line, and managed to offend most of the men at the table who are only good at giving 'boring things'.

"What does Ms. Mu like?" Benzema was probably the only one among them who sincerely planned to help Cristiano.

Cristiano cast a grateful glance, "Fashion brand."

……

The long table fell into a deathly silence.

"What's wrong?" Cristiano didn't understand.

A deathly silence continued around the long table.

"What's the matter?" Cristiano became impatient.

Jesse pushed James, but James was unmoved and asked, "Jesse, why did you push me?"

Everyone knows that the competition among Real Madrid's first fans in the dressing room of Cristiano is very fierce, but everyone does not know that the competition has become so fierce that fans have started to expose each other - Cristiano asked A very difficult question, Jesse tried to entice James to answer, but James actually exposed him.

This is too bad for unity - Ramos thought bitterly as he watched the show.

"Young people with difficulties." Marcelo stretched out his hand and patted Hesse on the shoulder to encourage him.

Hesse took a deep breath, "Cristiano, don't you think fashion brands are synonymous with clothes, shoes, bags, and sex?"

Cristiano was silent for half a minute, "What should I do then?"

"You can write her a love letter!" Ramos suddenly had an idea.

Isco choked on the lettuce, Marcelo squirted water back into the glass and Modric bit his own tongue without even eating.

"Handwrite, don't print!" Ramos added more excitedly, not noticing the emotional ups and downs of the crowd.

Bale coughed loudly, Navas covered his face, Danilo said it would be better for me to go to the toilet, Nacho said wait a minute and I will go with you.

"I think what you said makes sense." Cristiano touched his chin and said, "This is very innovative and romantic."

Danilo's right foot tripped over his left foot, and Nacho nearly knocked his head against the door.