[Football] Black powder daily

Tucaojun, Sophie Marceau, Tucaojun, the young version of Carmen, hello.

I'm a friend of the contributor of the previous [Straight Men's Aesthetics and Donkey Temperament], and this time I'm here to contribute to complain about her——Title: I deserve to be scolded for my insane EQ, how can I save my poor eyes.

My coordinates are in China, and I complain about the main coordinates of men and women.The male lead retains the code name of Two or Five Eyes, and corrects his face value to 10, mainly to compensate him for the grievance he suffered from being hurt by the female lead.The heroine's code name is heartless, does not change her appearance, and keeps 0 points.The heroine's brother didn't need a code name because he didn't appear on the scene, but because he presided over justice in the world, I still named him Little Justice.

This morning, which is the salted duck time, last night, the lack of heart sent me two WeChat messages to complain about two or five eyes. I ignored her because I just woke up and didn't want to talk.But then about 10 minutes later, the lack of heart suddenly exploded|exploded, harassing me crazily.

I summarized the timeline from her upside-down crying, as follows.

Second Five Eyes asked the lack of heart to provide him with additional services, reporting every morning and evening to do styling, this is the first service, lack of heart first visited the cloakroom of the second and five eyes, and made the first wave of complaints about the cloakroom—— Blame a dead straight man, a single dog does not deserve such a large cloakroom.

Then at this time, someone called Erwuyan, Erwuyan went out, and Heartless took the opportunity to complain to her brother Xiaozheng.Little Justice, presiding over justice in the world, scolded her.

It was too late to say it, but now it was too fast, and I was anxious when I was talking on the phone suddenly with my second or fifth eye - I have to boast about my lack of thoughtfulness in this matter.Although the heartless eye was very explosive at the time, it still didn't tell me the content of the conversation with the second and fifth eyes.But she said Erwuyan was so angry at the time that when he apparently hung up the phone, Heartless felt that he had to go out and ask if he was okay, even if it was just to be polite.

So she asked twice normally, "Mr. Erwuyan, are you okay?" After getting no response, her EQ was finally exposed-she asked Erwuyan, is your team okay?

Erwuyan was furious at that time, thinking that the lack of heart was questioning the team building with bad intentions, so he scolded the lack of heart and sent her away, and asked her to come again tomorrow night - he didn't come in the morning because he didn't want to see her .

I stand two or five eyes, you feel free.

It's not easy to have a friend who is so upright and lacks a heart. '

'Things don't always flock together, and people don't always flock together. '

'But I think the most tragic is the hero, right?Finally, the heroine's friend stood by him, but in the end the code name was still two or five eyes. '

'But from my personal point of view, I think there is definitely a problem with the team building of the second and fifth eyes.Otherwise, ordinary people would not be blown up when asked such a sentence - of course, there is indeed a problem with lack of heart and emotional intelligence. '

'I also think that there must be a problem with the second and fifth eyes, and sincerely, as a partner, I think it is not a big problem to care about the other team.But there is no way, since everyone is watching, I have no choice but to stand up. '

'Is no one paying attention?Erwuyan is so angry, and let the heartless eye continue?If it were me, I would delete it from the black list. '

'Reply upstairs, first, congratulations on your attention to the blind spot; second, this is why you are single. '

Under the verbal criticism from netizens and Qu Nian, Mu Ning had no choice but to continue to appear at Cristiano's house the next day, apologizing sincerely.

'This matter must be your fault, you feel that the other team has a problem and you still ask?You just insist on asking if you’re okay, so it’s enough to care about it, why are you asking so much?In other words, I also feel that you have evil intentions. ' Qu Nian said at the time.

"I'm sorry about what happened yesterday." Mu Ning said listlessly and perfunctorily, "I hope you won't be too angry, Mr. Aveiro."

Cristiano looked at Munning, he had already told Mendes what happened last night.And Mendes' opinion is very simple - be honest with your partners, and don't let the other party feel that we don't tell them anything, so it is necessary for you to tell about your current situation; Honest, so he suggested that Cristiano only say part of it.

Cristiano trusted Mendes as always.

"I accept your apology," although Mendes hoped that Cristiano would be more gentle with Mu Ning, as if he lied to the little girl when he was young--"But I never lied to the little girl, and I It's young now too', Cristiano retorted, but to no avail, "By the way, thank you for greeting me last night - as for Real Madrid..."

Mu Ning's ears quickly perked up.

'cooperate!You are a cooperative relationship, not a narrow road between enemies! Mendes reminded Cristiano on the phone like this yesterday, "Maybe you don't like Ms. Mu, but you have to know that she will affect the quality of this cooperation—for nothing else, Cristiano, even if it's just to let If she doesn't pick 365 ugly outfits for you, treat her better.So try it honey, you can do it, you just have to smile at her and answer a few little questions. '

"I heard that you have made some friends with very eccentric tempers?" Cristiano finally did not answer the question, but took the initiative to ask questions during the progress of his road map based on the information passed by Zidane.

Mu Ning didn't know why, so he nodded in a daze.

"How do you hang out with someone who... obviously can't tell what's wrong?"

Mu Ning rolled his eyes, combined with the above to do the reading comprehension of an elementary school student, and immediately understood the implication of Cristiano - he was obviously very dissatisfied with Mr. Benitez, although this dissatisfaction It is not yet possible to determine whether it is benign or malignant, but it is indeed quite serious.And what's worse is that he still thinks the other party has a brain... Usually when this happens, it means that communication has stagnated - because no one will chat with someone who thinks they have a brain.

"Ah, you can understand this question from his point of view." Mu Ning continued following Cristiano's words, "This is a big thing in the world, as long as you look at it from the other side's point of view, you think it's much more reasonable. Yes — I have a friend in Germany who is vegetarian, you know? She doesn’t even drink powdered milk, which has animal products in it, not plant-based.”

Cristiano was stunned for a moment, but he didn't see what this matter had to do with his problem. After all, although the majority of Europeans were vegetarians, there were definitely a lot of them.

What's so strange about this?

“One time we were having dinner together and I asked her what made her become a vegetarian – it wasn’t something she was born with, and I was thinking maybe it was something physical or family habits or beliefs. But she gave me An answer, maybe Europeans think it is normal, but it is very surprising to me. She said that because she thinks, such as milk, milk is for calves, and human beings have no reason to rob food that is naturally produced for other creatures ..." Mu Ning felt that the words were a bit convoluted, "That is to say...she thinks this is a moral issue. She thinks that when you can eat other things, you shouldn't be a thief to rob food that should belong to others and naturally belong to food. someone else's stuff."

"...So?" Cristiano asked patiently, "What does this have to do with my question?"

Mu Ning expressed his disdain for this kind of person who thinks he is very patient but is actually impatient, "I mean, but when I read this passage from the perspective of a carnivore, I think it is Crazy. But when I look at it from her point of view...it makes sense. So I think the most important thing to do with such a different person is to look at things from her point of view."

"I think it's better for you to try it according to the other party's intentions. When he finds that it doesn't work, he will of course change it-this is called facts speak louder than words." Mu Ning believes that his logic is perfect and his thinking is clear, and he deserves an A+.

"But what if I can't understand him? Jazz, Mr. Mourinho, Mr. Ancelotti, which one of them is not more intelligent about football than him?"

Mu Ning was instantly ignited, "You also think Mr. Mourinho is very wise, right?! I also think so, you know, although many people accused him of being too arrogant, but I think what he said is right! Besides God, of course he is the only one! Of course, maybe Lu..."

Cristiano looked at Munin very strangely, "Maybe someone else? Ro what? Do you want to say Rooney?"

"What happened to Rooney? England's No. 92 star, the pillar after the hand-picked class of [-], the undisputed top card of the Premier League for many years, the double captain of Manchester United and England, the man who is about to become the top scorer in the history of Manchester United! I put him It’s very humble to be ranked behind Mr. Mourinho!” Munning tried to stand on tiptoe in order to strengthen his momentum and keep eye level with Cristiano.

It's unbearable to humiliate my idol!

Cristiano squinted at Muning's feet, and then quickly pressed her down on top of her head, "After picking out clothes, leave my house immediately, I don't accept anyone who has a wrong understanding of football Stain the floor of my living room!"

@RooneyMyLove: What's wrong with me saying I'm fat after God and Mr. Mourinho? !If you think I have a wrong understanding of football, don't use me!You have the ability to make my brother leave me!

'No one brags about Lu Fat when Lord Po is away, so lonely. '

'If you are not happy with the cooperation, try to ignore it, happiness is the most important thing. '

'No...Po why did the other party ask your brother to fire you?Your brother is the boss, why don't you let your brother fire the other party? ! '

'Reply upstairs: Congratulations on finding your blind spot, and that's why you're single. '

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