[Full-time Double Flower] Funny daily life in college

Tune in, and see you next time! "Huang Shaotian took off the headset with a bit of regret, watching all kinds of yelling and cursing in the video channel, watching what will happen next here.

Zhang Jiale next to him asked him if he wanted fried dough sticks, and then he thought he didn't have breakfast anyway, and it would be nice to have something to eat if the crowd watched, so he gladly accepted the fried dough sticks.

"Are you practicing qigong early in the morning or are you going crazy?"

"Xinjie, this is the way our sports institute solves the problem. You should step back so that you don't get hurt."

"Sun Zheping has no grievances with me. Why did he hurt me? Well, since you are solving the problem, please tell me what the problem is so that I can help find a solution?"

"Forehead……"

Han Wenqing hesitated for a while, and told Zhang Xinjie about the fritters.

"Feel sorry."

Zhang Xinjie sighed after hearing this, "It's just a few deep-fried dough sticks, and I won't blame you, alas, you are just too real."

"Next time I'll buy it earlier."

"Alright, alright, let's do what we should do, and quickly end this farce." Zhang Xinjie took the lead out of the gymnasium after speaking.

"Old Han, who are we to win?"

"It doesn't matter who wins, Zhang Jiale ate all the fritters."

Sun Zheping heard the sound and looked towards the rostrum. The two of them were having a good time eating deep-fried dough sticks. Not only his five sticks, Han Wenqing's three sticks had already been divided...

……

Who wins this?

It's really... hard to say...

38+ tidbits

38

I always feel that the relationship between Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing has become very delicate after that draw. Judging from their performance, it seems that they really want to fight again to decide the outcome.Do you dare to be more civilized and solve the problem in a gentler way?For example, 100 innings in the arena or something.

Then Zhang Jiale saw Sun Zheping fighting against Han Wenqing against the computer every day in the dormitory, until Zhang Xinjie couldn't help running over and unplugging Sun Zheping's network cable.

Zhang Xinjie, why don't you unplug Lao Han's network cable!

Zhang Jiale became unhappy, rushed to 203 diagonally opposite and kicked off the network cable of the entire switch.As a result, Zhou Zekai and Jiang Botao lay on their guns, halfway through the dungeon, they were disconnected and forced to flash out of the client...

Han Wenqing is not in the dormitory at all, Lele!In order not to disturb Zhang Xinjie's reading, he went to Xingxin to turn on the phone!

Fortunately, these two people have good tempers. If it were Sun Xiang and Tang Hao, they would probably rush forward to start a three-dimensional real person PK.

Zhang Jiale must be full of bastards.

Zhang Xinjie felt that it was impossible to go on like this, and both of them had stubborn tempers, neither of them wanted to lose.He felt it necessary to find a way to end the matter for them.

So the sports meeting that came as scheduled gave them such an excellent opportunity to compete in a civilized manner [emphasis].

The annual sports meeting sponsored by the Sports Academy has begun. As for Zhang Jiale and his fellows from the Academy of Fine Arts, they basically go to get some soy sauce every year and then retreat. Why bother to work so hard in this kind of sports where there is no hope of winning?

Anyway, every time the competition ends, it is the internal fighting in their sports academy, and this year the situation is even more serious.The two people in the gymnasium participated in almost every competition like crazy. Are you here to play Ironman 30? !

Zhang Jiale was sitting in the stands of the gymnasium, which was indeed the gymnasium he visited just last week.Why does everything in front of me look so familiar?

The classes of Han Wenqing and Sun Zheping are in the basketball finals.The generals on both sides are standing on both sides of the referee waiting for the jump ball.

Zhang Jiale looked around, Zou Yuan sitting next to him wondered what he was looking at.

"I always feel that Huang Shaotian will pop up nearby..."

"Yo yo Zhang Jiale, did you call me?"

"..."

I think it would be more appropriate for me not to be a teacher after graduation, but to be a prophet!Zhang Jiale slowly turned his head in despair, and looked at him innocently with his big eyes.

Huang Shaotian still had the headset plugged in, and the phone was in his hand.He walked to the vacant seat on the other side of Zhang Jiale and sat down, and began to adjust the receiver of the headset.

Huang said that Soksar posted a post on the forum titled "Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing are entangled, what is the purpose of such a fight?" He said that the special commentator Ye Yusheng would follow and report.

then……

Every time he was tricked by Yu Wenzhou to do a live broadcast.

You have a dirty heart, Wenzhou.

"Ah, ah! The referee has served! The game has officially started! Han Wenqing and Sun Zheping jumped at the same time! Han Wenqing grabbed the ball! Class 2 took the lead in attacking!" After Huang Shaotian turned on the live broadcast mode, Zhang Jiale turned his attention back to the game.

The basketball final is the last event in all competitions. The two of them had already competed in almost all the events offered in the 1500-meter long-distance race, 200-meter sprint, high jump, long jump, table tennis, volleyball, and badminton.

From a certain point of view, Zhang Jiale and Huang Shaotian's behavior of watching every competition was really boring.

I'm here to cheer on my grandson!Zhang Jiale glared at the author angrily.

Everyone knows why you are blushing.

I'm here to broadcast the game live to the girls in the forum!This is great love, do you understand?

Shaotian, you were fooled by Yu Wenzhou. Don't explain, I understand.

This basketball game was played extremely fiercely. The word "fierce" is really appropriate. I have never seen such a hateful basketball game played in a big movement.

The impressions of the audience are, how much revenge do I have?

Members of class 1 replaced three players because of stomach pains, and then handed their wallets to Han Wenqing of class 2 during the intermission.

Three basketball hoops were dunked on the field, all of which were Sun Zheping's masterpieces.

The basketball smashed into the auditorium 5 times, 3 of which were contributed by Han Wenqing.

Those two people didn't know how to restrain themselves after bearing 4 fouls each, and they were still on the rampage, and finally both were sent off...

In the end, because the main players of Class 1 were too intimidated by Han Wenqing's aura to be able to play, Class 2 won.But neither Sun Zheping nor Han Wenqing thought it was their personal victory.

Who the hell wins!When Zhang Jiale told Zhang Xinjie about Zhang's result, he wanted to beat up both of them. Are you guys going to end it?

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Before reading this chapter, please eat chapters 37,38 and [-] (ω｀)

duel between real men

Math

Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing participated in the national advanced mathematics competition.

Sun Zheping: Last one.

Han Wenqing: Second to last.

Zhang Xinjie (Department of Mathematics) commented: Dead wood cannot be carved.

English

Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing reported this year's National College English Test Band [-].

Sun Zheping: 426

Han Wenqing: 425

Zhang Jiale's comment: Why do you guys have such good shit luck!

Zhang Jiale: College English Level 6, 424...

paper

It took Sun Zheping 14 minutes to pull 3000 words from Baidu to complete the task.

It took Han Wenqing 15 minutes to pull 3000 words from Baidu to complete the task.

Teacher's comment: You two rewrite it for me!

Sing

Campus Top Ten Singer Contest

Sun Zheping: The audience beat their chests and stamped their feet in pain

Han Wenqing: The audience handed over their wallets one after another

Fang Rui (judge): Someone call Zhang Jiale and Zhang Xinjie...

Boyfriend power

Sun Zheping: Awarded the title Boyfriend Force MAX

Han Wenqing: Obtained the title Beloved Wife Demon

Zhang Jiale & Zhang Xinjie: ...

39

The weather is starting to get hot, and Zhang Jiale is particularly reluctant to go to the bathroom to take a bath at this time of year.

Walking into the bathroom the steam was smoky and the ceiling was dripping, adding more heat to an already hot space.When I went in, I was still sweating all over, and the bath was a waste of time.

What made him unbearable the most was when he opened the door of the suitcase, the smell of sweat came to his face, and all the sweat from the boys on the court gathered here.There will also be abandoned underwear and socks in the box from time to time.

Can you be a little civic-minded? !

Zhang Jiale growled in his heart, and at the same time carefully folded his clothes and put them into a box that looked clean, trying not to let the clothes touch the edge of the box.

As for Sun Zheping next to him, he boldly took off his clothes and threw them in crumpled. Anyway, the clothes were all sweaty and the suitcase was almost dirty.

Sun Zheping was severely scorned by Zhang Jiale, and he was warned that he should not come within three meters of him after playing the ball, or he would be beaten.

hit me?

Sun Zheping raised his eyebrows, and scanned Zhang Jiale's naked body with suspicious eyes.

"Bastard Sun Zheping, look at Mao! Get out of here and take a shower!" Zhang Jiale, who was stared at uncomfortably, made his ears turn red, picked up the basket, slapped Sun Zheping on the shoulder and pushed him into the big bathroom.

He didn't know until Zhang Jiale's basket broke two handles and replaced it with a washbasin. Someone talked behind his back that he used a basket like a girl, and that person was beaten into the hospital by Sun Zheping. talk.

Zhang Jiale had just walked under a sprinkler before it was turned on when he was hit by a jet of water.

"Who the hell?!" He turned his head angrily, and saw Sun Xiang and Tang Hao lined up on the left and right, each holding a puddle of water ready to go.

……

How old are you when I go to fight water fights?Childish or not.

Without further ado, Zhang Jiale immediately joined the battle and attacked Sun Xiang and Tang Hao with water, and the scene was suddenly chaotic, forming a three-legged confrontation.

Did you just say childish?

The shower was so hot, not to mention the foam flying all over the sky, and occasionally a bar or two of soap would come out.Sun Zheping calmly dodged the murder weapon at the side, and took his bath leisurely while humming an unknown tune.

The end result was that all three of them laundered a few cents more than the standard time.

As for Sun Zheping, when Zhang Jiale hurried out to swipe his card, he had leisurely bought a can of Coke from the grocery store and was standing at the door of the bathroom drinking it.

Tell you to wave.

Extra 1

On the day of freshman reporting, Sun Zheping dragged his suitcase into the dormitory, turned around and left when he saw Zhang Jiale with his back turned to him.After going around twice and reconfirming that he went to the wrong building, he went in cautiously and patted the man on the shoulder.

"Why?" The person with his back turned his head and winked at him.

Phew, I did not go to the wrong dormitory building, this guy is a man.

Sun Zheping, if Zhang Jiale finds out what's going on in your heart, I don't know where you will be beaten to find Ya.

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During the military training, everyone was forced to wear two pieces of clothing. Although the inside was short-sleeved, the outside was a thick long-sleeved jacket.Hot day! ! 39 degrees day! !Wear long sleeves and pants! !Who can stand it! !

The guys standing under the sun couldn't stand it anymore. Zhang Jiale felt that something was wrong with him. There was no place on his body that wasn't sweating. Not to mention his head was so hot that he felt dizzy. He felt like he was seeing hallucinations. .

Not far away, there was a man wearing beach pants shirtless and wandering there. His long-sleeved pants and long-sleeved eyes looked really cool, and then that vague figure seemed to be still waving to this side?

Who the hell is so courageous?Are you afraid of being pulled by the instructor to do push-ups... After all, is there really someone there...

Then Zhang Jiale heard a person next to him curse sullenly, "Fuck! Damn Su Muqiu!" Turning around, the person was also staring at the vague figure.Zhang Jiale let out a long sigh of relief, fortunately he is still normal.

That's right, the person hanging around over there is the first-year senior Su Muqiu, who is childhood sweetheart neighbors with Ye Xiu who just sweared, and this time he came here specially to watch their military training.

"He dressed like that on purpose." Zhang Jiale heard Ye Xiu grit his teeth.

"My heart is too dirty." The person on the other side of Ye Xiu said.

The instructor said that Su Muqiu drifted over leisurely during the break, don't care about the adjectives because Zhang Jiale is not well now, everything seems to be floating.

Su Muqiu came over with a bottle of iced mineral water in his hand and secretly handed it to Ye Xiu, watching the envy of the friends around him.

Ye Xiu thought this guy had a bit of conscience, so he unscrewed the bottle of mineral water and poured it into his stomach.Su Muqiu told him to drink slowly and don't choke while sitting on the ground, and began to chat with the juniors casually.

At the end of the break time, the mineral water also became an empty bottle, and the juniors reluctantly wanted to let the senior go, listening to the gossip so vigorously, instructor, you are so annoying!

Su Muqiu scratched at Ye Xiu to express that he would come again, then gently floated away again.Everyone sighed and got up from the ground one after another, and went back to line up.

When Zhang Jiale stood up, he knew that he had made a mistake. He stood up too violently and was dizzy from the sun before, causing his eyes to blur and he fell directly to the ground.

When he woke up, he was already in the hospital with a drip in his hand, and there was a familiar looking person beside him, who seemed to be his roommate.

"I gave you a certificate for chronic myocarditis. You were transferred from the school hospital. You can participate in the logistics after the three-day IV drip at the hospital and return." The roommate carefully helped Zhang Jiale to sit up, and took the medicine in the plastic bag. The mineral water was handed to him.

"Ah...thank you, that..."

"Sun Zheping."

"Well, thank you, Sun Zheping."

"You're welcome, take a good rest." Sun Zheping said as he rubbed Zhang Jiale's head, the hair was soft and felt very good, he thought so.

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The logistics work is mainly to put out blackboard reports and so on. For Zhang Jiale, it is a professional counterpart, and it is very easy to do.

When he published the blackboard newspaper, he heard two girls not far away gossip, and it didn't sound right. Why did he seem to be talking about his own business?

"You don't know. At that time, the team from our sports academy was right behind them. They all went to line up, and then I saw the last one fell down as soon as he stood up! Oops, my sister really worried me for a while. .”

"Did you fall to the ground?! It hurts!"

"Hey, hey, hey, after I finished speaking, he didn't fall to the ground, but was caught by a boy in the class next door, Sun Zheping, who seemed to be called Sun Zheping. Here comes the important point!! Princess Nima hugged me! Without hesitation Hug my princess!! Pick it up and go!"

“Yoooo————————————————————!”

Zhang Jiale felt the raging flames burning from the two girls.But when he heard that he was hugged by a big man and princess, he wanted to dig a hole and go down, it was so embarrassing!

In the afternoon, when Sun Zheping stopped by to take him back after training, he was a little awkward.

"What are you doing?" Sun Zheping looked at Zhang Jiale who was suddenly close and far away with a puzzled expression, and pulled him to his side.

"Ah... so what... At that time... the princess hug..."

"Oh, you said that at that time, if I resisted you, my brain would be congested. It would be even more uncomfortable if you were already dizzy."

"The one with the back..."

"It's troublesome to put it on your back, it's convenient to hold it. Why are you blushing so red? Are you feeling uncomfortable?" Sun Zheping stretched out his hand to check Zhang Jiale's temperature, but was grabbed by the other party, saying nothing, and dragging him Go back quickly.

Do you know how passers-by feel when they see such a situation! !

Passerby A: Burn and charge now...

Passerby B: Damn my sister, I'm already in my junior year and haven't talked yet.

Passerby C: My eyes...

Passerby D: Ah Xiu, let's take a shower together!wait for me!

Su Muqiu, what are you messing around with?

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When Chu Yunxiu and Su Mucheng came out of the library, they saw a boy tinkering with a bicycle with his back to them, and a tall boy stood beside him.

"Hey, that seems to be Lele from our next class. What are they doing?" Su Mucheng narrowed her eyes and said to Chu Yunxiu beside her.

"Stealing the car?" Seeing that the two had given up on unlocking the car, Chu Yunxiu lifted the car one after the other and started to walk.

"It seems very subtle, let's follow and see?"

It was past three o'clock in the afternoon, and there was no one on the road. Zhang Jiale and Sun Zheping carried their bicycles and walked towards the boys' dormitory. Su Mucheng and Chu Yunxiu secretly followed behind with their mobile phones on and shooting videos.

When crossing the bridge, Zhang Jiale accidentally spotted the girl following behind, and shouted from a distance, "We didn't steal the car! Don't get me wrong!"

After speaking, Su Mucheng saw that he and Sun Zheping seemed to be arguing about something. In the next second, Sun Zheping put the whole car on his shoulders and strode forward, while Zhang Jiale trotted behind and shouted, "Okay, I won't Don't run so fast if you take it."

It wasn't until their figures entered the men's village that Su Mucheng and Chu Yunxiu turned back, the corners of their mouths raised uncontrollably.

"Yunxiu, let's participate in this year's CP exhibition."

"Okay, it's been a long time since we cooperated, Mucheng."

The two looked at each other and smiled, and in the near future, a pair of brilliant writers and painters wives were born.

Speaking of Zhang Jiale, he borrowed his bicycle from someone else to ride to the Third Teaching, and that person returned the keys to his dormitory after class, but he didn't bring the bike back because he forgot.

So he could only go to Sanjiao to ride the car back, but he didn't bring the key and forgot.

Then I happened to meet Sun Zheping after class.

Lele, can you balance your luck only when you meet your eldest grandson?

Extra 1.5

Before reading this chapter, please eat chapters 37,38 and [-] (ω｀)

duel between real men

Math

Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing participated in the national advanced mathematics competition.

Sun Zheping: Last one.

Han Wenqing: Second to last.

Zhang Xinjie (Department of Mathematics) commented: Dead wood cannot be carved.

English

Sun Zheping and Han Wenqing reported this year's National College English Test Band [-].

Sun Zheping: 426

Han Wenqing: 425

Zhang Jiale's comment: Why do you guys have such good shit luck!

Zhang Jiale: College English Level 6, 424...

paper

It took Sun Zheping 14 minutes to pull 3000 words from Baidu to complete the task.

It took Han Wenqing 15 minutes to pull 3000 words from Baidu to complete the task.

Teacher's comment: You two rewrite it for me!

Sing

Campus Top Ten Singer Contest

Sun Zheping: The audience beat their chests and stamped their feet in pain

Han Wenqing: The audience handed over their wallets one after another

Fang Rui (judge): Someone call Zhang Jiale and Zhang Xinjie...

Boyfriend power

Sun Zheping: Awarded the title Boyfriend Force MAX

Han Wenqing: Obtained the title Beloved Wife Demon

Zhang Jiale & Zhang Xinjie: ...

mbc...

41-45

40

The end of the period is approaching, which is the arrival of exam week.Except for the few with beautiful music and body, everyone else is reading books.The sound body is not beautiful, did you make it?

Can't you make high numbers? !

It's important to say it twice.

So in Zhang Jiale's dormitory, only Lin Jingyan was studying hard before the exam.

In addition to high mathematics, there are many professional courses in their department that are also closed-book written examinations.Among a group of roommates who don't take exams seriously, it is even more difficult to study hard and be a top student.It's not about the other roommates, it's mainly because Fang Rui is always hanging around him, and!Shirtless!hot!

Lao Lin said, can you put on clothes? I can't see anything.

Fang Rui just put on his vest and turned on the electric fan for less than 2 minutes, when the electric fan short-circuited with an embarrassing "bang".So Lin Jingyan, who only read the book with peace of mind for a minute, was once again forced to watch the dim sum stripped off his shirt, circling like flies in the dormitory.

Then Lin Jingyan decided to go to the library, and took Fang Rui there to blow up the air conditioner.

Zhang Jiale and the others also have a written test, really.Don't think that those who study fine arts and those who study physical education don't take exams.The theory of fine arts education in primary and secondary schools, the theory of physical education and health care teaching are all to be tested!Close the book!GPA class!

Zhang Jiale was frowning at the 100-question review material, unable to recite it at all.

So he decided to walk around the corridor first to see how others were reviewing.

As soon as I got out of the dormitory door, I found it a little strange. A group of people in the opposite dormitory were gathering together to do something.He walked in and saw that there was an IPAD standing in the center of the crowd. This was not the point, but the photo of a person was displayed on the IPAD.Zhang Jiale thought for a moment, ah, that seemed to be Luo Ji, the genius boy from the mathematics department upstairs.

The problem is that you put so many snacks and fruits in front and inserted several pencils in the eraser, what happened? !He's not dead, is he?Hey, hey!

A person in the crowd spotted Zhang Jiale and kindly explained it to him.

"Bai Xueba, Zhang Jiale, do you know that this kid entered the mathematics department of our school at the age of 16, and the professors who got the first grade in the academic year are rushing to get him into his graduate class, so he is only a freshman! A veritable genius boy! People who don’t want to hang high numbers on tall trees are begging him! Would you like to get one too? Now I’ll give you a [-]% discount! Oh, right, I forgot that you don’t take this test.” Huang Shaotian used The above-mentioned string of words was finished at the speed of a machine gun without taking a breath.

"Does anyone know that you guys do this kind of thing?" Zhang Jiale looked at the few people who were copying photos in front of Huang Shaotian with their mobile phones, very speechless.

"Hahahaha, it doesn't matter if you know or not. Anyway, with him, we have hope for high math." Tang Hao, who copied the photo, said happily holding his phone.

"Why don't you go to Zhang Xinjie, who is at the same level, and go to your juniors instead. Is it okay to learn different things?"

"Just kidding, Zhang Jiale, who dares to go. Old Han is guarding the door. I still want a wallet, and I want to live a few more years."

"It is said that Zhang Xinjie is more effective, because Jiang Botao, a classmate in the same dormitory, has never failed in high math..."

From the second day on, Zhang Xinjie could always see all kinds of fruits and snacks on his desk for no apparent reason.In this regard, he pushed his glasses and did not comment.For some reason, there were several wallets on Han Wenqing's desk.

Zhang Jiale strolled to the door of Ye Xiu's bedroom. The door was wide open. He saw Su Muqiu sitting opposite Ye Xiu with review materials in his hand.

Ye Xiu saw the person at the door and beckoned him to come in and sit down.

"Zhang Jiale, do you want to review with me? The efficiency is definitely high." Ye Xiu smiled mysteriously.

Zhang Jiale was a little surprised, why didn't he turn on the mocking mode today?But since you are doing business, you might as well stay and listen to it. I was originally looking for a suitable review method.

At this time, I saw Su Muqiu who was facing me and asked, "What is the principle of art teaching?"

"Intuitive, systematic, teaching students in accordance with their aptitude, the unity of educating people and disciplines..."

Zhang Jiale stared dumbfounded at Ye Xiu who answered fluently, and hurriedly asked him how he did it.

Ye Xiu graciously made up a video for him that included all the key words...

Dirty jokes...

Zhang Jiale fled Ye Xiu's bedroom with his head full of black lines and red ears.

If you can't do it, you can't learn it.Turning around and finally returning to the dormitory dejectedly, Zhang Jiale saw Sun Zheping lying on his desk writing something seriously.

Sun Zheping gave him a noproblem expression and a thumbs up.It turned out that this was the way he pursued, Zhang Jiale suddenly realized.

A life without cheat sheets is not a complete student life, do you think so?

Isn't it good! !

Tbc

The English word is Floating Cloud Po. I don’t know if the spelling is wrong_(:з」∠)_

I was the one who endorsed and made up pornographic jokes, yes, that's right! 【roll

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A little friend asked me about dirty jokes, cough, I will give an example from the question in the article.

The topic is:

Principles of Art Teaching

The answer is:

Adhere to the principle of intuition

Adhere to the heuristic principle

Adhere to the principle of teaching students in accordance with their aptitude

Adhere to the principle of system

Adhere to the principle of creativity

Adhere to the unity of educating people and disciplines

Then I extracted the key words... well, the dirty jokes have no logic at all, just to recite the answer.

After a systematic study (teaching film), I needed to be intuitive at the time of H, so I stretched my hand into it for inspiration, but because it was too tight, I taught students according to their aptitude and used local materials (in the kitchen) to take the olive oil on the table.After success, hundreds of millions of little lives were created.Science raises the next generation. (Reverse the subject)

41

Throughout the summer vacation, Zhang Jiale could only be described as decadent.

Let's take a look at his daily itinerary.

Woke up at 9:30 in the morning (sometimes it’s already 11 o’clock when I open my eyes), rubbed my eyes, yawned and stretched, lay on the bed and picked up the iPad next to the bed and started to browse Weibo, saw Ye Xiu’s post on his Unhappy, he liked it on Weibo and wanted to beat him up.

After brushing for about half an hour, I reluctantly put down the pad, got up from the bed, washed and had breakfast.

He can only turn on the computer in the morning if there is no one at home. By the way, Zhang's mother is a junior high school math teacher, which means that Zhang Jiale has never had a summer vacation when there is no one at home since he was a child.

So after breakfast, he fell on the bed again and continued to pick up the ipad.

After checking all the social software that could be used in it, and after making sure that no one was looking for him, he played all the games again. Zhang Jiale heard his mother calling him to eat.

Simply divine!That means he can touch the computer right away!Touch the computer and you can play Glory!

He stripped off the rice in the bowl and stuffed a few vegetables into his mouth. After that, he rushed back to the room and couldn't wait to turn on the computer.

So for the rest of the time, apart from eating dinner and taking a shower, he spent all his time in the game, like this every day.

Finally, after the whole July had passed like this, Zhang's mother couldn't bear it anymore, kicked Zhang Jiale out of the house, pinched the soft flesh on his stomach and ordered him to get out of the house for activities.

It's a ghost to go out alone on this hot day!

Zhang Jiale, who was slandering her mother in her heart, was wandering aimlessly in the community, with only 10 yuan and a mobile phone in her pocket, she couldn't go anywhere.

In the end, he found a place under the shade of a tree and turned on QQ on his mobile phone, ready to harass and harass others.

In the roommate group, he chose Fang Rui, and after sending out a picture, he realized that I had slipped and sent it to Sun Zheping!

In the picture of dying soon, there is a sign hanging around the neck of a cute cat, with two characters written on the sign—Appointment?

Ask your sister out and send it to Sun Zheping In case he really asks me out, can I still see the sun tomorrow? !

Zhang Jiale felt that his life was gloomy, and when he wanted to make amends, he realized that it was too late, because the other party replied "Appointment."

What does this smell like a domineering president mean? !

Zhang Jiale was complaining about how this person was going to make an appointment, but we were separated by hundreds of thousands of miles, and the news came again, "I will arrive at K City Airport in 3 hours."

As expected of a Berserker, he acts so decisively...

Sun Zheping feels that you have been on standby at the airport or something!Don't tell me that there is a private jet, you are such a rich man, we are so friendly!

Having said that, Sun Zheping was still very happy to come to Zhang Jiale. He climbed back to the fifth floor of his house and knocked on the door. Zhang's mother opened the door with disgust and said, "Why did you come back so early and asked you to exercise?"

"Mom, I'm going to the airport to pick up my roommate."

"Going to the airport? Picking up roommates?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang's mother did not hesitate to give Zhang Jiale a few sheets of Grandpa Mao and quickly threw him out, "Treat your roommate well, and you are not allowed to come back until you finish dinner!"

Seeing the closed door, Zhang Jiale burst into tears and said, Mom, am I your own...

41.5

Zhang Jiale didn't expect that it took him a whole month to pick up the plane.Sun Zheping directly kidnapped him to travel around the country, and by the way, he found a place to accompany him on the tour. The so-called place to accompany him was the group of people on the second floor, after all, they were also friends scattered all over the country.

I found Ye Xiu as a tour guide in City H, and ended up giving him a Su Muqiu as a gift. When the four of them were visiting Lake X, neither Sun Zheping nor Su Muqiu paid attention. After making close contact, there was a splash and a large splash of water, while Ye Xiu on the shore was laughing and fell to the ground clutching his stomach.

It wasn't until Sun Zheping brought up the wet Zhang Jiale and Su Muqiu over there interrogated and educated Ye Xiu that they knew the cause and effect.

Well, it was the sad story of Ye Xiu teasing Zhang Jiale's nerves as always, and the other party couldn't hold back and wanted to rush over and kick him into the lake, but he tripped over a stone and flew down by himself.

Ye Xiu laughed while talking, Zhang Jiale, who was being hooped over there, was forced by Sun Zheping's domineering power and could only grin at Ye Xiu and curse at Ye Xiu, "Ye Buxiu, you wait for me" This is a very villainous line.

During dinner, Ye Xiu was revenged by Zhang Jiale. When he dug out a large lump of mustard from his meal, he was choked to the point of tears, while the instigator was laughing wildly on the other side.The onlookers, Sun Zheping and Su Muqiu, were helplessly thinking about the time for retribution, and one of them was busy delivering water to someone Ye.

Zhang Jiale didn't come home until two days before school started. The Zhang family's mother said with great relief that her son looked much healthier and that he should go out with Sun Zheping more often instead of just sitting in front of the computer and playing games all day long.Zhang Jiale was very helpless, how much his mother disliked her, she wished her son would not come home...

But it's true that I had a lot of fun playing.

It's so comfortable to go out, eat and live with Tuhao Sun, um, it's good to have Tuhao as friends.

Zhang Jiale unintentionally sends out a good person card.

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As soon as the semester started, several people majoring in teachers were directly assigned to the school for internships. Zhang Jiale and Han Wenqing were assigned to the same school. Well, although they were not in the same discipline, they had someone they knew together.In addition, Sun Zheping and Ye Xiu were at the school not far from them.

Sitting in the back and listening to a class, the master who taught Zhang Jiale said, come and watch the next class.

Zhang Jiale was startled, and cursed in his heart that he was going to die.The expression on his face was very calm, and he said yes calmly.

What a ghost, what about the one who attended the class the week before? !Internship assignment teacher, come out and I promise to ask Dasun to beat you to death!

Having said that, Zhang Jiale still tremblingly walked up to the podium in the next class.

After the lecturer talked for 10 minutes, Zhang Jiale asked the students to start drawing, and he gave pointers while patrolling.To be honest, he has completely forgotten what he just said, and only feels that his mind is blank.

The whole person was in a trance state. Although the master said after class that he had done a good job on the stage for the first time, Zhang Jiale felt deeply frustrated by the chaotic classroom discipline in the last 5 minutes. Master comforted him. Nor did it ease his frustration at his own incompetence.

The situation improved in the second class, but new problems still appeared.Zhang Jiale decided to learn more about the advantages of other teachers in class.He asked the master if he could attend other subjects, and after getting a yes answer, he thanked the teacher and ran to the playground.

Just now when I heard that the most difficult class in the whole grade had unexpectedly completed a physical education class, and it was a class taught by interns, Zhang Jiale decisively decided to go to Han Wenqing to study.

Ten meters away from where Han Wenqing's class lined up, Zhang Jiale already felt a murderous aura rushing towards his face. Seeing the children trembling with fright, he couldn't help but look at Han Wenqing's face.

So the question is, am I too nice looking? !

Lao Han didn't say a word, just went there and there was an aura of death within 30 meters around him.Even his tutor couldn't help shaking a few times.

It's so nice to have a face that collects wallets, Zhang Jiale couldn't help sighing as he looked at the students who didn't dare fart.

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Speaking of Sun Zheping, unlike Han Wenqing who has the face of a mafia boss to directly confront the students, he conquered them with actions.

Ye Xiu is teaching in the classroom