[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

Calm down quickly, why on earth is this?There shouldn't be any trouble between the two of them.

Uh, could it be that he was found stealing Sasuke's coffee jelly?Not so.

Kakashi tentatively said: "Sasuke, let's treat you to coffee jelly later."

"Sister Qingmei, who runs the dessert shop, will come back in seventeen days."

"Oh, is that so?"

what a pity.

Kakashi continued to walk a few steps side by side with the boy next to him. He suddenly remembered that there should be eighteen boxes of coffee jelly in Sasuke's refrigerator.Because Sasuke arranged seven boxes of coffee jelly in a row, he knew how many boxes of coffee jelly were in the refrigerator.

He ate a box yesterday, but the elder sister Qingmei that Sasuke was talking about didn't come back until seventeen days later.

Uh……

"Sasuke, tell the teacher if you have anything you want to eat, teacher, please." Kakashi reluctantly said, "You're welcome."

……

Except for the rustling sound caused by the wind passing through the gaps in the leaves, there is a quiet and tense atmosphere in the forest...

"Here at point A, five meters away from the target, ready to act at any time!"

"Me too."

"Very good," came a rustling sound from the earphones, and Kakashi's voice came from the earphones with a rustling sound, which seemed a bit magnetic. If he didn't say the next thing, I would rather appreciate his voice.

"Where's Sasuke? Sasuke, are you alright? Please call back."

I shook my fist vigorously, why should I perform such a task without meaning, I reluctantly said: "Department C, it's done."

"Very good, come on!"

The people with hidden and good figures were exposed, rushing towards the target, especially Naruto, who took the lead and firmly controlled the target, although there were a few more scratches on his face.

Naruto hugged the screaming cat tightly. The picture was so beautiful that I couldn't bear to look directly at it.

If the cat is translated, it is probably you stupid humans, let me go, let me go!I want to run away from home!

Yo, Your Majesty, are you going down to the mortal world to observe the sentiments of the people and inspect the country?

Kakashi's voice came from the earphone again, "There is a ribbon on the right ear, are you sure it is the target tiger?"

"Confirmed."

"Good job, the mission to capture the lost pet cub is over!"

I went to Hokage's office to report the results of this mission, and then I realized why the emperor was going down to the mortal world with such a miserable cry. Daimyo's wife, the empress dowager, put that fat face on the cat with all her might. Rubbing his hair, he stamped Xiaohu's body with his big red lips when he was excited.No wonder some people use the word sucking instead of raising cats. Sure enough, yes, really sucking cats!

Uh, Your Majesty, you have worked so hard!

The third generation took the task list and said: "The next task of Kakashi's seventh team is... er, to help the four majors take care of the children. Or go shopping in the neighboring village, or help harvest sweet potatoes..."

"No! We resolutely don't want such a task, change us to a bigger task! Change us to a major task!"

No, compared to fighting and killing, I quite like this kind of mission.

Iruka, who was standing next to the third generation, couldn't hold back anymore. He shouted at Naruto: "Idiots, you guys are still novices with no experience. Everyone came here like this. You have to rely on simple tasks to accumulate experience. .”

"But, these tasks are too boring."

Naruto was immediately punched in the head by Kakashi, and he became much quieter. He didn't listen carefully to what the third generation said about the task classification in the village.

In the end, the third generation still sent us a C-level mission to protect a person.

"Ah, really? Who is it, the daimyo or the princess?"

I used perspective to look at the people outside, oh, unfortunately, Naruto is a drunk old man, not a daimyo and princess.

The old man with a wine bottle smelling all over his body came in, his footsteps were weak, and he leaned on the door frame with his hand. After glancing at us hurriedly, he took another sip of wine and swiped it. Hiccup said: "What, they are all brats, especially that short winter melon looks silly, are you really ninjas?"

Naruto grinned, and said: "Haha, who is he talking about, the short melon, stupid..."

Xiaoying and I took a step forward silently, standing beside him, Naruto couldn't speak anymore, he suddenly jumped up and was about to go towards the old man, "I'm going to kill you."

I don't mind my height. My previous height was 1.6 meters [-], which is the average level of Japanese men. It is neither too short nor too tall.

However, according to my observation, most of the male ninjas in Konoha Village are 1.7 meters tall, and few are short.

Kakashi grabbed Naruto's collar in time, "Idiot, he is the one we want to protect."

The old man sighed, his face became serious, and he said solemnly: "I am the famous bridge builder - Dazna! Please protect me with your life until I return to China and finish building the bridge."

Well, what should come will still come, this is probably the so-called novice out of the village task.

wave country

The next day, according to the agreed time, we all gathered at the gate of Konoha Village. What is rare is that Kakashi was not late and arrived on time.

I couldn't help but look sideways, Kakashi seemed to know what I was thinking, he squinted his eyes and smiled: "Sasuke, don't look at me with that suspicious look, my teacher is in your mind Is it that bad?"

Oh yeah, you just know.

The weather has been pretty good for the past few days, and today is no exception. The sky is high and the clouds are clear, and the sky is as clear and blue as it has been washed by water. It is very suitable for travel.

Naruto and Sakura were a little nervous about being so grown up and coming out of Konoha Village for the first time, because they were doing a mission after all.And it's not the first time I've left Muye Village. Many times, I'll teleport to a quiet place by myself to be in a daze.In addition, I also found a deserted island in this ninja world, and occasionally I would release my long-suppressed superpowers there.

Speaking of my superpowers, I still feel a little strange. According to the growth trajectory of me as Saiki Kusuo, when I was 12 years old, my superpowers made me a little uncontrollable, and I accidentally caused a lot of damage to my surroundings.That year was also the first year that Qi Mukong helped me to study abroad in Cambridge. He made a suppressor for me.

Now, my superpowers are still under my control and won't cause me a huge problem.It's just that my leaks are getting more and more frequent, causing me to teleport to a deserted island every night to sleep.

Kakashi stroked Sakura's hair, and comforted the only girl in the team, "Don't be nervous, most of the C-level missions are bandits or bandits, and there are no ninjas."

After walking for a while, along the way, Naruto looked around excitedly in front of him, making troubles with Sakura from time to time, while I walked silently at the end, and Kakashi slowed down again, and he said: "Relax!" , Sasuke, there's no need to be so nervous."

I'm not nervous. In addition, there are two more breaths here.As I was thinking this way, I saw a puddle of water on the ground. I took a look, and then walked past the puddle expressionlessly.

Kakashi glanced at me thoughtfully, then at the puddle, and followed.

One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, the sharp wind disturbed the peace, the sharp metal pierced the airflow and made a textured sound, two black figures rushed towards Kakashi, and the sharp iron chain After wrapping Kakashi tightly.

Kirigakure's ninja.

"Be the first to take the bait!"

They pulled the iron chain vigorously, and the muffled sound cut Kakashi's entire body into several pieces of flesh.

All of this happened in about a minute, and a minute was not long, it was just the time to drink a glass of water, but it was enough to turn a whole living person into pieces of meat.

"Ms. Kakashi!" Naruto yelled in horror, unable to allow him to digest the huge amount of information, the two people had quietly appeared behind him like ghosts, and said sullenly in his ear: "The second one took the bait!" .”

Naruto was so frightened by the murderous aura that his body was completely stiff and unable to move at all. Just when the iron chain was about to wrap around his body, a kunai galloped over and nailed the iron chain to the tree fiercely.Several shurikens followed, bypassing Naruto and heading towards the two ninjas, forcing them to give up their chains and stay a little further away from Naruto.

Naruto watched all this fixedly, and the two ninjas bypassed Naruto and ran in the direction of Dazna, and Sakura immediately grabbed Kunai and stood in front of Dazna, shouting: "Dazna! Mr. Ziner back away quickly."

No need, Kakashi who was torn into pieces just now fell from the sky, and easily subdued the two ninjas one by one. He looked around and said, "Naruto, I'm sorry, I didn't go to rescue you right away. You're hurt! I didn't expect you to be immobilized. Sasuke, Sakura, well done."

Naruto looked at the young man standing in front of him without any injuries, and felt very uncomfortable in his heart.

It was also the first actual combat, but Sasuke had no fear, and dealt with all this with ease, not even getting his clothes dirty, and even saved him.

Kakashi said again: "Naruto, his claws were poisonous just now, cut the wound open quickly, let out the poisonous blood, if you move around, the poison will spread to the whole body."

After Kakashi threw the two ninjas under the tree, he rolled his eyes and looked at Dazna: "Mr. Dazna!"

The person who was called was obviously a little guilty, "What, what is it?"

"they are