[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

Second-rate. "

Thinking about it now, I can't help but feel lucky that my teammates in Konoha were Naruto and Kakashi. Naruto's brain sometimes twitches, but it's better than getting along with two burning powers.

The four-hour journey to Konoha was shortened to nearly one and a half hours because of Kai and Xiao Li. I was okay, and I was so tired that I leaned against the gate of Konoha to catch my breath every day.

Very good, just go back and rest like this.Let's go back to Hyuga's house first, check the situation and then go back to Uchiha's house

"Yo, Naruto, you're back."

"Yes."

As soon as I took two steps, I heard the energetic and familiar voice behind me.

"Hey, Neji, you're here, hey, why did I tell you that you guys walk faster."

Naruto couldn't help but rushed forward and wanted to hook my neck, I turned sideways to avoid his surprise attack, and looked at him expressionlessly.

I haven't seen him for about a year, well, this guy has grown taller, and at the same time, changed his clothes.Although in the manga world, the author always wears the same set of clothes in order to save trouble, but Naruto finally changed his orange-yellow clothes, and I felt a sense of relief inexplicably in my heart.

Naruto scratched his hair, he looked at me puzzled: "Well, you bastard, you feel colder than when I left."

No, I have always been so cold.

I seriously thought about Neiji Hyuga in my memory, and found that Neiji Hinata's image was sketched when I took the Chunin Exam.A cold, unreasonable young master.

I nodded, "Long time no see, Naruto."

Naruto exploded all of a sudden, pointed at me and shouted, "This is too perfunctory."

Spreading her hands together every day, she said, "Well, the task is finally over now, Neji, shall we go to the bathhouse together?"

If I didn't know that Konoha's bathhouse separates men and women, such words would really easily cause ambiguity.

"I reject."

Naruto continued to frowned: "What, you are too confused."

What does this have to do with style?

……

Ya turned his head and smiled at me. The smile was so big that I could count how many teeth he had. With the sound of "collapse", a cloud of white mist rose in the bathhouse, which was already thick with water vapor. Now, it was a huge The white dog smiled brightly at me.

I turned my head expressionlessly, and saw Xiao Li jumping into the bath in a [-]-meter sprint posture, causing a huge splash, which hit me who was sitting innocently here, and was splashed all over my face.

Shikamaru sat leisurely in the corner, wiped the water on his face, let out a long and comfortable sigh, and closed his eyes again accompanied by the sonata of eating potato chips on the other side.

I set my sights on Naruto who was taking a bath not far away, and squeezed my fingers so that I didn't let myself pick up a water polo to nourish that guy. In the end, I was dragged by Naruto to take a bath.

On the way, I met the eighth class who had just finished the mission. When I heard that we were going to take a bath, I also joined in, and even the tooth ran over to join in the fun.

Weird place you chose for your ninja party.

Ya couldn't help sighing: "Now, it's a pity that Zhi Nai didn't come to take a bath."

If Shino comes, I won't come to take a bath with him even if I blow up Konoha, thank you.

Choji continued to gnaw on his potato chips, and I used my superpower to control his potato chip crumbs from falling into the bathtub. He suddenly said, "Didn't Sasuke come too?"

The atmosphere suddenly became stagnant, and Kiba subconsciously looked at Naruto and Shikamaru, the former stopped taking a bath, and the latter continued to take a bath as if nothing had happened.

Ya smoothed things over: "Well, maybe Sasuke lived a very leisurely life."

Naruto also stepped into the bath, his mood became a little depressed, but he didn't say anything.

For a while, everyone fell silent.

I squinted my eyes, enjoying the rare silence.

After not enjoying it for a few minutes, Xiao Li suddenly patted my shoulder, and said, "Ning Ci, you didn't say a few words today."

Ya Ye rubbed his chin and said, "Yeah, although you usually talk less, you are especially less talkative today, not like you at all."

The eyes of other people also looked over, even Shikamaru opened his eyes and stared at me as if nothing had happened...

I imitated Hinata Neiji's way, folded my hands in front of my chest, and said indifferently: "It's nothing, I'm just a little tired."

Xiao Li: "No, Neji, this amount of exercise is exhausting, we should burn our youth, let's run [-] laps around Konoha together after running in the shower."

"I reject."

Naruto, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said without thinking: "Do you think there will be coffee jelly sold in Tianzhi Country?"

coffee jelly

Sasuke, this is Uchiha Sasuke. '

Akamaru's paws were on the edge of the bathtub, the dog's head kept digging against Fang's body, and its eyeballs still looked at me from time to time.

I forgot that Akamaru, the psychic dog raised by Iba, can distinguish people by smell.That is to say, even though I look like Neiji Hinata on the outside, my body still smells the same.

It's a pity that even the comrades who fought side by side on the battlefield, Kiba didn't understand Akamaru's meaning like I did. He even thought that Akamaru wanted to play with me.

Akamaru anxiously scratched the bathroom wall with his paws, growling in a low voice...

When everyone's attention was attracted by Akamaru, I released my majesty as if nothing had happened, Akamaru was shocked and lay on the ground trembling, and stopped making trouble.It whined and wanted to say something, but when I glanced at it, it fell silent.

Very good, good boy.

Others didn't notice this farce. The boys' topics always changed quickly. They began to discuss ninja topics such as practicing ninjutsu, especially for Naruto who had been out with Jiraiya for a year.

Naruto talked about what he saw and heard when he went out with Jiraiya, and he talked happily, although I think 70.00% of it is exaggerated and exaggerated atmosphere.Regarding the things Naruto said, although there was yearning in his eyes, he was never allowed to lose in face, so he began to talk about the mission in Konoha, how he was in the face of crisis. Fight opponents for hundreds of rounds and seize a chance to defeat them.Ding Ci was very excited when he heard it, and the frequency of gnawing potato chips became faster and faster, like a pile driver, I can even see afterimages.Xiao Li was not to be outdone, his face was smudged red by the hot water, like a monkey's butt, but the pretext in his mouth was very monotonous, the frequency of youth appeared about 47 times, and the frequency of hot blood appeared 31 times times, the frequency of dry daddy is 27 times...

Oh, you ask me why I remember it so clearly, because when I wanted to leave the bath many times, I was caught back excitedly by Xiao Li...

Neiji Hinata, it's really miserable.

Li seemed to think of something, grabbed my shoulder and shouted: "By the way, Teacher Kai said that Ning Ci can be promoted to Jōnin after returning from this mission. That's great, Ning Ci."

Naruto was stunned, he turned his head to look at me, and pointed at me tremblingly: "Ningji, are you going to become a Jonin?"

Sorry, I'm not Neji, I don't know.

Everyone's eyes were on me, I raised my jaw a little, and replied, "Yes."

Naruto immediately frowned: "You bastard, why are you so cold?"

I don't have a deep impression of Neiji Hinata, I only know that he is a calm and arrogant rich young master. As for how he usually gets along with his friends, I really don't know.Judging from their psychological activities, at present, they don't have much doubt about me, they just feel that I talk a lot less today.

Xiao Li said: "Ning Ci completed this task alone, and I have to work hard."

Ya became interested, and he asked, "Didn't you make a move?"

Shikamaru, who has been silent all the time, said: "I remember that the mission this time seems to be to find the missing monk. Did you find it, Neji?"

I had to say: "I found some clues at the scene, so I found it when I was looking for the past."

Shikamaru continued to ask, "What clue?"

Is Shikamaru so curious?I glanced at him, but didn't notice any strange behavior from him, so I had no choice but to say: "In Ah Liang's room, I found a kind of vermilion mandala, this kind of flower usually grows on the wet river bank , and has a psychedelic effect. The longer you sniff, you will faint. There is no river around the temple. I asked someone else. There is a river five kilometers northeast of the temple. I found a monk there. Bright."

I, who has been immersed in detective novels and TV dramas for many years, fabricated a scene without changing my face.

They suddenly realized: "Oh."

Shikamaru scratched his head, stretched his waist, and said: "I was originally asked to go with you on this mission, but I have to go away when something happens, just find it."

Grinning his teeth, he said, "Well, after all, Shikamaru's brain is recognized as easy to use."

"What?" Shikamaru stepped out of the bath and put on a towel, "Don't make it so strange."

Naruto has been staring at me, his blue eyes are separated by a layer of water mist, filled with a trace of sadness and bewilderment, as if he is looking at me, or looking at others through me.

I turned my head uncomfortably to avoid his sight, and he murmured, "I don't know why, but I think Neji looks more and more like Sasuke."

Naruto's voice is not loud, but just enough for everyone to hear.

I:……

Is this the so-called animal intuition?

There was a faint sadness in the air, and everyone's emotions were more or less affected.

I pretended not to hear.

Shikamaru sighed imperceptibly, and said, "Okay