[Comprehensive] The Disaster of Uchiha Sasuke

Which time and space do I switch to, can I not escape this group of annoying spirits?

"Sir?" Teruhashi looked at me suspiciously, the etiquette was still in place, even the smile was standardized, and the arc of the corner of the mouth was not bad.

"Ah." I uttered a single syllable, and raised my eyelids to look at her casually.

(This man is really handsome, he is the most handsome man I have ever seen, hehe, even so, this encounter will soon become the best memory of your life, thank me)

I:……

No matter which world line you are in, Teruhashi-san's character is still the same as before.

Zhaoqiao asked again: "Sir, are you here to pray for blessings?"

I nodded.

(Wait, why is he so calm, he didn’t make an oh sound, no, no, no, he must be unable to believe that I just greeted him like this, thinking I was dreaming, yo, add it up, it must make you say ten times in a row oh hoo)

Give up, I won't even say a hoo.

"Sorry, sir, the shrine is closed for rest today."

My eyes fell on the building behind her.A few thick poles propped up the whole building. The red paint has faded, mixed with burnt black scorched marks. The column body is dilapidated and uneven. When the wind blows, the fine particles are mixed with the dust in the sun. .

The two gates of the shrine were tightly closed, and the lock handles were covered with a fine layer of dust.The fallen leaves were thickly piled up on the ground in front of the hall, soaked in rainwater and already decomposed and decayed, and there was also a faint smell coming out.Sewage ran across the bluestone slab wantonly.

Really need a break.No, it's not so much a rest, it's better to say that no one has patronized it for a long time, and it's about to close down.

But what is Teruhashi-san doing here?

She smiled brightly: "I'm a trainee witch here, and I'm here to help people get something."

Do you have telepathy too?

"Can I tell you your name, sir?"

"U... Saiki Kusuo."

Inexplicably, I changed my mouth.

"Then Qi Mu-jun, are you going down the mountain now? Let's go together."

(Walking side by side with you this time will definitely make you say more than [-] hoots. I must capture you in this short time. After all, I am the beautiful girl favored by Kami Sama)

God's love for you, I have known this kind of thing for a long time, you don't need to repeat it.

Before going down the mountain, inexplicably, I looked back at the shrine behind me.This slightly dilapidated shrine was shrouded in the warm autumn sun, but it still looked deserted, and even exuded a faint cold atmosphere.A few crows hovered over the eaves and flapped their wings, and their hoarse calls echoed in the quiet mountain, adding a bit of weirdness.

"What's the matter, Qi Mu-kun?" Zhaoqiao asked with concern when he saw that I stopped walking.

I shook my head and didn't speak again.

Along the way, Zhaoqiao talked about some strange customs in this small town in her gentle voice like a gurgling stream, such as the activities of offering sacrifices to the moon. The night when the moon is at its fullest is the day of worshiping the moon.

There is a beautiful and wide river in their town, which runs through the whole town and spreads to the far end.On the day of the sacrifice, about [-] colorful boats and pleasure boats lined up on the river.The first ship to sail ahead is called the mother ship and is the largest ship.The hull of the boat is painted with exquisite and elegant patterns, surrounded by phoenixes, white flower spikes and other ornaments that symbolize auspiciousness and good harvest.Several maidens were standing or sitting on flower stands holding flower sticks that symbolize sacrifices, while the maidens selected as this year's envoys were wearing delicate makeup, sitting on the flower stand on the top floor, playing shamisen lines, singing haikus about auspicious harvests.The following ships are called sub-ships.

Zhaoqiao smiled happily: "I am this year's envoy."

(The person talking to you is the messenger of the gods, hurry up and be convinced, hurry up)

I:……

Do you say so much just to highlight yourself?However, if it's Teruhashi-san, she is indeed a messenger of the gods, and the gods' love for her is so exaggerated that it makes me jealous.

In such small chats, we soon reached the foot of the mountain, and I nodded slightly to her, ready to leave.

Zhaoqiao's smile became stiff in an instant, and her eyes were slightly slack, is that all?

Is that the end?That guy didn't even say a word?

"Wait." Zhao Qiao chased after him, "Mr. Qi Mu is a foreigner, have you found accommodation yet? Can I take you to find a hotel with a good economic environment?"

"Thank you, no more." I politely declined.

Zhaoqiao was stunned, hey hey hey, she was rejected, and someone turned down her invitation from a beautiful girl.Why?Could it be that her charm is not worth enough?When I went out today, I clearly washed my hair well, but my face was still flawless as before, what went wrong?

No no no, Qi Mu-kun must be too tired.

……

Orochimaru said that the scroll that records the ninjutsu that can unlock all curses is placed in the shrine of this small town, and it should be in charge of the abbot of the shrine.Judging from the results of the investigation I went to just now, there has been no trace of people's activities in the shrine for a long time, as if it was completely forgotten.

The customs of each place are different. Some shrines usually close their doors completely and wait until some sacrificial days to open their doors to welcome visitors, but they are not as dilapidated as the shrines I saw just now.

Want to sneak right in?sneak away

No, Orochimaru just said to do his best, so I can't blame me for this situation.Stay here for two or three days before going back. I heard from Zhaoqiao that the night after tomorrow is the day for offering sacrifices to the moon.

I'm a little concerned, the faint holy light on Zhaoqiao has disappeared, is it because the world line is different?

With these messy thoughts, I found a hotel with a good environment and a hot spring in the hotel.

This town is not particularly prosperous, and now that the day of the moon sacrifice is approaching, the town is not full of joy and bustling atmosphere like other places, on the contrary, it is a little deserted.The hotel where I was staying had only one other traveler besides me.

I was eating the dinner presented by the proprietress in the restaurant of the hotel. The Japanese-style double doors were slowly opened, and someone walked in. I looked up at the source of the sound and was amazed.

The man who walked in can be said to be a gorgeous Ukiyo-e, and he seemed to have stepped out of the painting.The young man was wearing a blue lady's kimono, and the patterns on the kimono were more like some kind of allegorical totem, without any sense of humor.On the contrary, he wore a lady's kimono quite beautifully.He still had a pair of clogs on his feet, but there was no heavy echo when he walked.

The young man raised his amethyst-colored eyes, and I saw his face clearly.

There was a purple cloth scarf wrapped around his head, two strands of chestnut hair hanging on both sides of his cheeks, his skin was a little pale, and against the backdrop of the chestnut hair, he looked a little sick.Compared with this, the young man's pale face is covered with flirtatious makeup, and the eye sockets are covered with red vermilion eye shadow, and there are three thin vertical bars attached to the bottom of the lower eyelashes, and the ends of the vertical bars are three small red vermilion hollow circles , which happened to hang on the cheekbones.The nose is also covered with red vermilion, and the lips are purple to match the turban.The ears are not round like human beings, but long and pointed like monster ears in comics.

Dress in bold and appropriate color schemes, gorgeous but not gaudy.

What a charming young man.Temperament and clothing are gorgeous and bewitching.

I also noticed that the young man was carrying an antique box, which looked heavy and had layers of small checks.

The young man's brightly colored lips parted slightly, revealing two small canine teeth, and he spoke in a calm voice: "Hello."

"Hello." I nodded and looked back.

Another man whose mental activity I can't sense.Ever since the small town of the Kingdom of the Moon, an inexplicable uneasiness has been falling on my heart.I had a vague feeling that something weird and bad was about to happen, but I couldn't say anything about it.

After a quick dinner, I went back to my room, packed up my clothes, took a quick rinse, and headed to the hot springs.

The proprietress said that the hot springs here are built against the mountains, so when the temperature drops in the cool autumn, some wild monkeys on the mountain will come down the mountain to enjoy the hot springs like those humans.

Yay, I hope no monkeys come in.

I opened the door, and what I entered was the white water mist surrounding it, which fell on my face along with the airflow from the door opening, and what my eyes touched was a vast expanse of whiteness, indistinct, there was a figure soaked in the hot spring .

There are already people.

I put down the wooden basin in my hand, and walked across the slippery floor with my bare feet. I got closer and closer, and the things shrouded in water vapor gradually became clearer.

The object of entry is a head of brilliant golden hair, and a stupid face stunned and surprised.

Might as well see monkeys.

"Sasuke!"

Seeing that I turned around to leave, the person soaked in the water stood up suddenly. He rushed over, but because of slippery soles, he fell directly into the hot spring.

The water splashed, and inevitably, I was splashed all over.I wiped my face and reached for my drooping bathrobe.

"let go."

Naruto didn't care that he was still lying in the hot spring, he became excited when he heard it, and he tightened his grip on the lower corner of the other's bathrobe, "No, I won't let go, you will run away as soon as you let go."

I can run if you don't let go.

Ignore the bathrobe and use teleportation to return to the room, no, streaking is too gentlemanly.

I didn't dare to push harder, or my bathrobe would literally tear into pieces.

In this stalemate, meeting my gloomy gaze, Naruto hesitated for a while, and finally let go.

I am expressionless