Grandmaster Koi Daily [Red Mansion]
Chapter 176
Although Situ Chen didn't say anything clearly, he remembered Jia She's thoughts in his heart. The two children really shouldn't be too close, especially when they grow up.
As for how to do it, we will talk about it later.
Jia She also understood that his worries were too early, the two children hadn't grown hair yet.
"So what about the New Year's banquet, isn't it just a change of dragon robe? Last year, His Highness presided over it on his behalf, so it's still the same rhetoric."
Originally, Jia Amnesty wanted to ask the officials of the Ministry of Rites to come up with a set of arguments for Situ Chen, but considering that the people in the Ministry of Rites hadn't settled on the title of the eldest prince yet, it's better to spare their lives.
Anyway, what is said at the family banquet is a virtue, no one will listen carefully.
Either he wanted to go home and rest quickly, or he wanted to take a quick bite while the palace banquet was still cool.
Maybe it would be a good thing if I said a few words less.
Situ Chen felt that if he was asked to make a long speech, he would be able to talk about it for half an hour without repeating the same thing, but if he wanted to speak concisely, he really didn't know what to say, so he glanced at Jia She and sighed helplessly: "What should I say? I can't say that you all eat and drink well."
Although it's a family banquet, it's still not on the table to eat and drink well.Jia Amnesty scratched his itchy neck and thought of a good line for Situ Chen: "Your Highness will say that when the time comes, everyone has worked hard this year and contributed to the stability of Daqi. Continue to work hard next year to create even more brilliance." Daqi."
Summing up the past and looking forward to the future, there is nothing wrong with it.
If you want to praise someone in particular or make someone pay more attention, just add a sentence or two at the end.
Situ Chen thinks that Jia Amnesty's idea is simply wonderful, and it is also applicable to other scenes.When Jia Amnesty heard Situ Chen's sudden laugh, he knew that Situ Chen must be thinking of unrealistic and beautiful things.
But Situ Chen was just thinking about it, he had to do what he should do on a solemn occasion.
"I won't mess around at the enthronement ceremony, Enhou, sleep in peace." Situ Chen touched the place Jia She had been scratching before, got up and saw that it was the place he had kissed, so he asked Liu Yu to get the ointment: "Apply some ointment, and you'll be fine tomorrow morning..."
Jia Amnesty hurriedly stopped Liu Yu and asked Situ Chen to rub him.
Liu Yu is Situ Chen's confidant eunuch, and he went to get the ointment in the middle of the night. It would be a big deal if others knew about it.It's just a kiss. Rub it at night, then peel an egg and roll it in the morning, and there will be no trace left. Even if there is some left, it will not be obvious.
"If it's summer now, it can still be said to be bitten by mosquitoes."
Situ Chen laughed when he heard what Jia She said. In fact, there are mosquitoes and flies in winter, but this excuse makes people feel that they are deceiving people.
It was just a small episode, Jia Amnesty kicked the quilt on his body, and Situ Chen hugged him tighter.
The body is comfortable and the sleep is better.
Early the next morning, when Situ Chen peeled an egg with his own hands and was about to roll it away for Jia Amnesty, Situ Ce and Jia Ying, who were about to eat, ran over hand in hand.
"Grandfather, grandfather..."
Seeing his grandson approaching, Situ Chen had no choice but to put the peeled eggs into the plate.It would be difficult to explain if he rolled Jia She's neck with an egg in front of his grandson.
Jia Amnesty was also calm, hugged Jia Ying who was reaching out for a hug, and took the egg that Situ Chen had peeled to feed his grandson.
When the two children came in, Jia She was only wearing obscene clothes and no outer robe. Although the hickey marks on his neck had faded a lot, it could still be seen that the skin was different from other places.Seeing Jia Amnesty hugging Jia Ying, Situ Chen was a little nervous, for fear that Jia Ying would ask what happened to his grandfather's neck.
Children are very curious, and if they have a question, they will ask a result.Jia Ying, who was holding the egg with one hand, saw the abnormality of Jia Amnesty's neck, and stretched out the other small hand to touch the slightly reddened place of Jia Amnesty.
"Grandfather, what happened to your neck?"
Jia Ying opened his mouth, attracting Situ Ce to look at it too.The two children asked, Situ Chen couldn't pretend to be deaf and dumb, but Jia Amnesty took the lead.
The reason was that last night Jia Amnesty casually said that he was bitten by a mosquito.
Bitten by mosquitoes in winter?Even Jia Ying, the youngest, looked at Jia Amnesty with an expression of "I'm young, but you can't fool me".
Situ Chen grinds his back molars and doesn't know how to rescue Jia Amnesty.He and Jia Amnesty have been together for nearly 20 years, and he hasn't learned much about telling lies with his eyes open...
Jia Amnesty spoke quickly, but now he is bearing the bitter fruit of shooting himself in the foot.
How should I explain this to the eldest grandson, what if the eldest grandson wants to catch mosquitoes again?Where can I catch mosquitoes for him in winter...
"Well... this... Mosquitoes also know that the capital is cold in winter, and they can't survive the winter outside, so they fly to the corner of the house to lay eggs and sleep. When the house is warmed by lighting the ground dragon, the sleeping mosquitoes wake up. Now, the mosquito eggs also hatched into mosquitoes, and grandfather was bitten by mosquitoes..."
Jia Amnesty really bluffed Jia Ying when he came up with something to say.Just when Jia Amnesty breathed a sigh of relief and handed Jia Ying over to the servants in the palace to prepare dinner, Situ Ce asked another question.
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His grandfather and uncle seemed to be sleeping in the same room last night. Why did the mosquito only bite his uncle, but nothing happened to his grandfather?
With the precedent of Jia Amnesty fooling Jia Ying, Situ Chen has enough confidence to open his eyes and tell lies. This time it is Situ Chen's turn to speak first: "Maybe your Uncle Jia's meat is more delicious."
After Situ Chen finished speaking, he and Jia Amnesty exchanged glances, the two nodded, and in a tacit understanding, they picked up a steamed bun and stuffed their grandson's mouth.
But gagging with food was only temporary, neither Situ Chen nor Jia She had expected their grandson to be a good talker.This matter will have to be spread sooner or later, and how to explain it at that time is the key.
On the way back to the palace, Situ Chen and Jia She stared at him for a long time, then shrugged helplessly.
When he returns to the palace later, his father will definitely summon Situ Ce. Seeing that time is running out, he hasn't come up with a good solution yet.
Jia Amnesty was also in a hurry, holding his own jaw.Seeing that his hands were pinched red, Jia Amnesty came up with an idea: "If His Majesty the Emperor really intervenes, His Highness will just say so..."
This is what they say to coax their children, so it's really a way to coax them.
Situ Chen didn't think of a better idea, and felt that Jia She's idea sounded quite reliable, so he nodded and decided to follow Jia She's words and deal with his father.
When the children and grandchildren had grown up, the emperor set his sights on the great-grandson generation.Situ Ce is also the eldest son of Situ Che, so he naturally received the most attention.
As soon as Situ Chen returned to the palace, Feng Kaishun appeared at the gate of the palace, saying that His Majesty missed His Royal Highness, and asked him to hug him quickly to have a look.
Does His Majesty the Emperor really like this great-grandson so much?Both Jia Amnesty and Situ Chen thought it might not be the case.Nine times out of ten, I want to get the cliché from the great-grandson's mouth effortlessly, not only to be able to ask what I did outside the palace yesterday, but also to show my closeness to the great-grandson.
Fortunately, the rhetoric was prepared, and the two of them had nothing to panic about.As long as you are not caught on the spot, you will be beaten to death and you will not admit it.
After arriving at the East Palace, Situ Chen and Jia She continued to chat for a while, and then Jia She went out of the palace and returned to the Yamen.
Sure enough, Jia Amnesty left the palace on the front foot, and the emperor called Situ Chen to give a lecture on the back foot.It's just that the content deviated from what they were worried about. The content of the emperor's reprimand was why Situ Chen wanted to learn from Jia She to fool his grandson.
"This... I know my mistake."
Since it's not a big deal, then admit your mistakes openly.Seeing that Situ Chen admitted his mistakes with a good attitude, most of the anger in the emperor's stomach dissipated.
"Do you know how the red mark on Jia She's neck was made?"
The rhetoric is ready-made, and Situ Chen has rehearsed it several times in his stomach, and it will be more natural when he is in front of his father, at least his father will not be able to tell at a glance that he is talking nonsense.
"Enhou has been a little bit angry recently. Yesterday, he was very late discussing the proposal with his minister. He said that his throat was dry and sore, so he pulled it a few times." Situ Chen nodded after finishing speaking.
This is a local prescription for removing fire, even if his father asked Feng Kaishun to ask the imperial physician, the imperial physician would still say the same.
As for why he said that he was bitten by a mosquito, the emperor had preconceived that Jia Amnesty was teasing his grandson, but it saved Situ Chen a lot of tongue and made it easier to pass the test.
The emperor stared at Situ Chen for a while, seeing that Situ Chen's expression did not seem to be fake, so he said "hmm" to express his belief in Situ Chen's words, twisted the Buddhist beads in his hand twice, and the emperor fiddled with another one matter.
That is, Situ Chen should also cultivate a few more confidant ministers, and don't just blame Jia She.
"What's the matter with the household department, and you can get so angry that you want to grab the skin of your neck? Fourth you... Jia She is your savior, but why do you look like you are going to exhaust Jia She to death?" What new book did you write, and send it over to me for me to see."
Situ Chen continued to admit his mistakes obediently. The emperor didn't ask Situ Chen to come over and admit his mistakes all the time, not to mention that his great-grandson was still in his arms. Even if Situ Chen was really wrong, he should give Situ Chen some time. face.
The emperor was getting old, and his spirit was a little weak. After talking to Situ Chen and understanding the situation, he asked Situ Chen to take Situ Ce back.
After successfully surviving the catastrophe, Situ Chen heaved a long sigh of relief holding his grandson.
"Grandfather, why did you exhale so long just now, it's so powerful..." Situ Ce had another hundred thousand why problems in Situ Chen's arms.
This time, Situ Chen didn't fool his grandson anymore, but held Situ Ce's little hand on his chest, felt the ups and downs of his breathing, and then explained solemnly: "Because grandpa is an adult, go back and touch your father." His chest rose higher than his grandfather did when he breathed in."
Situ Ce nodded, expressing that he remembered his grandfather's order and went back to touch his father.
With the approach of the end of the year, Situ Chen finally changed into a dragon robe, ready to host the New Year's family banquet.As Situ Chen's in-laws, Jia Amnesty was naturally qualified to participate, and the seat was not bad. It can be said that apart from Situ Chen's brother, he sat at the front.
After Situ Chen walked to the top, the hall became quiet.Situ Chen glanced down, then cleared his throat.
The author has something to say: Situ Chen: Are you all ready?
Jia Sheshe: Please start your performance~
As for how to do it, we will talk about it later.
Jia She also understood that his worries were too early, the two children hadn't grown hair yet.
"So what about the New Year's banquet, isn't it just a change of dragon robe? Last year, His Highness presided over it on his behalf, so it's still the same rhetoric."
Originally, Jia Amnesty wanted to ask the officials of the Ministry of Rites to come up with a set of arguments for Situ Chen, but considering that the people in the Ministry of Rites hadn't settled on the title of the eldest prince yet, it's better to spare their lives.
Anyway, what is said at the family banquet is a virtue, no one will listen carefully.
Either he wanted to go home and rest quickly, or he wanted to take a quick bite while the palace banquet was still cool.
Maybe it would be a good thing if I said a few words less.
Situ Chen felt that if he was asked to make a long speech, he would be able to talk about it for half an hour without repeating the same thing, but if he wanted to speak concisely, he really didn't know what to say, so he glanced at Jia She and sighed helplessly: "What should I say? I can't say that you all eat and drink well."
Although it's a family banquet, it's still not on the table to eat and drink well.Jia Amnesty scratched his itchy neck and thought of a good line for Situ Chen: "Your Highness will say that when the time comes, everyone has worked hard this year and contributed to the stability of Daqi. Continue to work hard next year to create even more brilliance." Daqi."
Summing up the past and looking forward to the future, there is nothing wrong with it.
If you want to praise someone in particular or make someone pay more attention, just add a sentence or two at the end.
Situ Chen thinks that Jia Amnesty's idea is simply wonderful, and it is also applicable to other scenes.When Jia Amnesty heard Situ Chen's sudden laugh, he knew that Situ Chen must be thinking of unrealistic and beautiful things.
But Situ Chen was just thinking about it, he had to do what he should do on a solemn occasion.
"I won't mess around at the enthronement ceremony, Enhou, sleep in peace." Situ Chen touched the place Jia She had been scratching before, got up and saw that it was the place he had kissed, so he asked Liu Yu to get the ointment: "Apply some ointment, and you'll be fine tomorrow morning..."
Jia Amnesty hurriedly stopped Liu Yu and asked Situ Chen to rub him.
Liu Yu is Situ Chen's confidant eunuch, and he went to get the ointment in the middle of the night. It would be a big deal if others knew about it.It's just a kiss. Rub it at night, then peel an egg and roll it in the morning, and there will be no trace left. Even if there is some left, it will not be obvious.
"If it's summer now, it can still be said to be bitten by mosquitoes."
Situ Chen laughed when he heard what Jia She said. In fact, there are mosquitoes and flies in winter, but this excuse makes people feel that they are deceiving people.
It was just a small episode, Jia Amnesty kicked the quilt on his body, and Situ Chen hugged him tighter.
The body is comfortable and the sleep is better.
Early the next morning, when Situ Chen peeled an egg with his own hands and was about to roll it away for Jia Amnesty, Situ Ce and Jia Ying, who were about to eat, ran over hand in hand.
"Grandfather, grandfather..."
Seeing his grandson approaching, Situ Chen had no choice but to put the peeled eggs into the plate.It would be difficult to explain if he rolled Jia She's neck with an egg in front of his grandson.
Jia Amnesty was also calm, hugged Jia Ying who was reaching out for a hug, and took the egg that Situ Chen had peeled to feed his grandson.
When the two children came in, Jia She was only wearing obscene clothes and no outer robe. Although the hickey marks on his neck had faded a lot, it could still be seen that the skin was different from other places.Seeing Jia Amnesty hugging Jia Ying, Situ Chen was a little nervous, for fear that Jia Ying would ask what happened to his grandfather's neck.
Children are very curious, and if they have a question, they will ask a result.Jia Ying, who was holding the egg with one hand, saw the abnormality of Jia Amnesty's neck, and stretched out the other small hand to touch the slightly reddened place of Jia Amnesty.
"Grandfather, what happened to your neck?"
Jia Ying opened his mouth, attracting Situ Ce to look at it too.The two children asked, Situ Chen couldn't pretend to be deaf and dumb, but Jia Amnesty took the lead.
The reason was that last night Jia Amnesty casually said that he was bitten by a mosquito.
Bitten by mosquitoes in winter?Even Jia Ying, the youngest, looked at Jia Amnesty with an expression of "I'm young, but you can't fool me".
Situ Chen grinds his back molars and doesn't know how to rescue Jia Amnesty.He and Jia Amnesty have been together for nearly 20 years, and he hasn't learned much about telling lies with his eyes open...
Jia Amnesty spoke quickly, but now he is bearing the bitter fruit of shooting himself in the foot.
How should I explain this to the eldest grandson, what if the eldest grandson wants to catch mosquitoes again?Where can I catch mosquitoes for him in winter...
"Well... this... Mosquitoes also know that the capital is cold in winter, and they can't survive the winter outside, so they fly to the corner of the house to lay eggs and sleep. When the house is warmed by lighting the ground dragon, the sleeping mosquitoes wake up. Now, the mosquito eggs also hatched into mosquitoes, and grandfather was bitten by mosquitoes..."
Jia Amnesty really bluffed Jia Ying when he came up with something to say.Just when Jia Amnesty breathed a sigh of relief and handed Jia Ying over to the servants in the palace to prepare dinner, Situ Ce asked another question.
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His grandfather and uncle seemed to be sleeping in the same room last night. Why did the mosquito only bite his uncle, but nothing happened to his grandfather?
With the precedent of Jia Amnesty fooling Jia Ying, Situ Chen has enough confidence to open his eyes and tell lies. This time it is Situ Chen's turn to speak first: "Maybe your Uncle Jia's meat is more delicious."
After Situ Chen finished speaking, he and Jia Amnesty exchanged glances, the two nodded, and in a tacit understanding, they picked up a steamed bun and stuffed their grandson's mouth.
But gagging with food was only temporary, neither Situ Chen nor Jia She had expected their grandson to be a good talker.This matter will have to be spread sooner or later, and how to explain it at that time is the key.
On the way back to the palace, Situ Chen and Jia She stared at him for a long time, then shrugged helplessly.
When he returns to the palace later, his father will definitely summon Situ Ce. Seeing that time is running out, he hasn't come up with a good solution yet.
Jia Amnesty was also in a hurry, holding his own jaw.Seeing that his hands were pinched red, Jia Amnesty came up with an idea: "If His Majesty the Emperor really intervenes, His Highness will just say so..."
This is what they say to coax their children, so it's really a way to coax them.
Situ Chen didn't think of a better idea, and felt that Jia She's idea sounded quite reliable, so he nodded and decided to follow Jia She's words and deal with his father.
When the children and grandchildren had grown up, the emperor set his sights on the great-grandson generation.Situ Ce is also the eldest son of Situ Che, so he naturally received the most attention.
As soon as Situ Chen returned to the palace, Feng Kaishun appeared at the gate of the palace, saying that His Majesty missed His Royal Highness, and asked him to hug him quickly to have a look.
Does His Majesty the Emperor really like this great-grandson so much?Both Jia Amnesty and Situ Chen thought it might not be the case.Nine times out of ten, I want to get the cliché from the great-grandson's mouth effortlessly, not only to be able to ask what I did outside the palace yesterday, but also to show my closeness to the great-grandson.
Fortunately, the rhetoric was prepared, and the two of them had nothing to panic about.As long as you are not caught on the spot, you will be beaten to death and you will not admit it.
After arriving at the East Palace, Situ Chen and Jia She continued to chat for a while, and then Jia She went out of the palace and returned to the Yamen.
Sure enough, Jia Amnesty left the palace on the front foot, and the emperor called Situ Chen to give a lecture on the back foot.It's just that the content deviated from what they were worried about. The content of the emperor's reprimand was why Situ Chen wanted to learn from Jia She to fool his grandson.
"This... I know my mistake."
Since it's not a big deal, then admit your mistakes openly.Seeing that Situ Chen admitted his mistakes with a good attitude, most of the anger in the emperor's stomach dissipated.
"Do you know how the red mark on Jia She's neck was made?"
The rhetoric is ready-made, and Situ Chen has rehearsed it several times in his stomach, and it will be more natural when he is in front of his father, at least his father will not be able to tell at a glance that he is talking nonsense.
"Enhou has been a little bit angry recently. Yesterday, he was very late discussing the proposal with his minister. He said that his throat was dry and sore, so he pulled it a few times." Situ Chen nodded after finishing speaking.
This is a local prescription for removing fire, even if his father asked Feng Kaishun to ask the imperial physician, the imperial physician would still say the same.
As for why he said that he was bitten by a mosquito, the emperor had preconceived that Jia Amnesty was teasing his grandson, but it saved Situ Chen a lot of tongue and made it easier to pass the test.
The emperor stared at Situ Chen for a while, seeing that Situ Chen's expression did not seem to be fake, so he said "hmm" to express his belief in Situ Chen's words, twisted the Buddhist beads in his hand twice, and the emperor fiddled with another one matter.
That is, Situ Chen should also cultivate a few more confidant ministers, and don't just blame Jia She.
"What's the matter with the household department, and you can get so angry that you want to grab the skin of your neck? Fourth you... Jia She is your savior, but why do you look like you are going to exhaust Jia She to death?" What new book did you write, and send it over to me for me to see."
Situ Chen continued to admit his mistakes obediently. The emperor didn't ask Situ Chen to come over and admit his mistakes all the time, not to mention that his great-grandson was still in his arms. Even if Situ Chen was really wrong, he should give Situ Chen some time. face.
The emperor was getting old, and his spirit was a little weak. After talking to Situ Chen and understanding the situation, he asked Situ Chen to take Situ Ce back.
After successfully surviving the catastrophe, Situ Chen heaved a long sigh of relief holding his grandson.
"Grandfather, why did you exhale so long just now, it's so powerful..." Situ Ce had another hundred thousand why problems in Situ Chen's arms.
This time, Situ Chen didn't fool his grandson anymore, but held Situ Ce's little hand on his chest, felt the ups and downs of his breathing, and then explained solemnly: "Because grandpa is an adult, go back and touch your father." His chest rose higher than his grandfather did when he breathed in."
Situ Ce nodded, expressing that he remembered his grandfather's order and went back to touch his father.
With the approach of the end of the year, Situ Chen finally changed into a dragon robe, ready to host the New Year's family banquet.As Situ Chen's in-laws, Jia Amnesty was naturally qualified to participate, and the seat was not bad. It can be said that apart from Situ Chen's brother, he sat at the front.
After Situ Chen walked to the top, the hall became quiet.Situ Chen glanced down, then cleared his throat.
The author has something to say: Situ Chen: Are you all ready?
Jia Sheshe: Please start your performance~
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