[Entertainment] My Pikachu Sensen

If one had to describe how bad Gu Mi's luck was in one sentence?

In the words of Mr. Lin Zaibeng, an enthusiastic citizen, this dead child’s hands can no longer be compared to touching shit with her hands. In her previous life, she was definitely thrown shit by those chivalrous people who did justice for the sky.

This time the machine was found by Gu Mi with a lot of luck.

Although Gu Mi's skin is a bit thicker than the average person's, it doesn't mean that she can bear the resentful eyes of the maknae and the only one behind the scenes the whole time!

Going to the toilet can find the machine hidden in the corner. God knows how excited she is, leaving behind the maknae and cameraman behind and rushing to throw a coin at a speed of [-] meters.

The machine this time seems to be a bit more advanced. Although it still has the simple and fancy appearance, it seems to be more self-willed than the previous machine, and this time it is actually a proposition.

Put the coin in, and the machine lights up after a while.

Gu Mi and the maknae who slowly moved over looked at the words on the screen together.

Subject: that night

Draw your most memorable date

Single mothers and fetuses, please consciously turn off the lights

The most basic trust is still needed between people

we are all adults

This machine will promise never to code

finally--

Sincerely, Wei Xiao :)

"..."

"..."

terrible.

Just horrible.

There are such unscrupulous (gong) machines (si) devices in the world... _(:зゝ∠)_

Even the camera uncle was stunned, the camera kept pointing at the words on the screen for a long time without reacting.

Gu Mi silently looked at the stiff maknae beside him, and had already made up his mind in his heart that this time, the maknae on Gu Mi couldn't be allowed to take a step back suddenly, with a look of horror on his face: "This, this, this, this, this, I can't, no, no, no!" of!"

Look, the little mute stuttered in fright.

Seeing Nam's posture of holding on to the toilet door and never letting go, it is clear that she can't go in.

As the little boy in the group and the good baby in the mother's heart, the maknae can fully imagine how likely it is that Lidou will grab the feather duster on the coffee table and beat her half to death when checking the broadcast volume through the program.

Hey wait, it seems that even if she wants to, she doesn't have the qualifications?

Here Gu Mi was still trying to get back the swallowed coins, kicked a few times and found that there was actually a strong heart of Nokia under the shoddy appearance of this machine, so he had no choice but to give up.

She had no choice but to pick up the paintbrush and pondered for half a second, Gu Mi made a circle when she picked up the brush.

Of course, at this moment, the youngest has already calmed down.

She didn't force her scores or anything, she just hoped that she could get out of here safely, and don't fall out of another pair of high heels.

Oh, by the way, she also hoped that this sister would not draw anything strange.

She wants face.

But this time Gu Mi was clever, she knew that if she didn't draw people, probably few people would be able to understand her paintings.

So after finishing the whole painting, she wrote a line of words in the upper right corner of the screen to introduce her painting——

A date on a ferris wheel.

After finishing the painting, she pointed to the pair of pearl bracelets and asked the maknae: "How is it, is my drawing normal?"

"..." The maknae was silent for a moment, but thinking of this fucking topic, he finally nodded in agreement.

However, although the two thought it was okay, the judges were really not satisfied.

I don’t even bother to score, there is only one line: victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs, heroes, please start again

Gu Mi: I have a saying I don’t know if I should say it or not :)

To be honest, Gu Mi really wanted to kick this thing and leave angrily like a heroine in a novel.But probably God was too stingy and stingy when he created her, and she was really reluctant to part with that coin.

If the eye knife can cut people, her anger should have sliced ​​the machine into noodles.

It's a pity that she can't, she can only pick up the electronic pen again.

The theme this time is still the Ferris wheel, but what she painted is the scene inside the small house on the Ferris wheel.

Different from other paintings, Gu Mi's figure paintings have always been very soulful, at least the youngest recognized at a glance who the weak chicken with bamboo legs and only three dull hairs on its head was.

This time Gu Mi drew what she was best at, she drew two people.

The one on the left who is barely taller has only three rough hairs on its head and only two front teeth.If it wasn't for the crake legs and wicker hands, the maknae really wouldn't be able to recognize who it was.

This is not the most important thing, the key is that this guy puts all the rest of his attention on rendering the beauty of the one on the right.Big eyes and small mouth, with eyebrows and ears, and at least ten teeth...

Look at the left side of Han Dou, and compare it with the carefully drawn right side.

... This, this riding a horse is not a style of painting at all!

The maknae and camera uncle who watched the whole process: Damn, scheming bitch!

The scheming bitch Gu Mi finished drawing contentedly, and clicked submit.

She doesn't mind the left side at all. Boyfriends are just used to set off girlfriends.

She is not afraid that Duan Yien will see it, if he has the ability to bite her, he will also draw if he has the ability!

But being satisfied doesn't mean the judges are also satisfied.

This time the machine was not as perfunctory as last time.

Rating: None

It fully shows how people with different painting styles fall in love.

Although the content is empty and lacks a theme, maybe you can talk about what they are doing inside the Ferris wheel?

I like heavy Kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke.

Heavy mouth your uncle!Gu Mi looked at the camera, "Can I be rude?"

It's fate to encounter such a grinding machine, the camera uncle tilted his head and gave her a sympathetic look.In the end, Gu Mi still didn't spit out all the dirty words in her heart, she was afraid that she would not be able to stop once she opened her mouth.

One hand was free to hold the breath in her chest, and the other hand held the pen that was about to be broken by her.

Gu Mi didn't start writing immediately, he lowered his head and thought for a while before raising his head and starting to paint.

Huh?The maknae was surprised to find that this time he didn't draw circles at the beginning.

What Gu Mi drew was a rectangle, and it is a skill to draw such an ugly rectangle.

After she drew a rectangle, she didn't intend to draw any more, but picked up a pen to write in the rectangle——

[English. Language. Level [-]. Vocabulary]

"???"

"???"

The maknae and the camera uncle looked at each other: This is completely off topic, right? ? ?

I saw that after Gu Mi finished writing six characters, he continued to write outside the quadrangular frame:

At night, I recited English level [-] vocabulary in the Ferris wheel, and if I made a mistake, I just flicked my forehead...

The more you write, the more scribbled the handwriting becomes, and you can fully understand the resentment and grievance of the parties involved.

This time the machine took a long time to display the score: 90 points.

The comments are particularly concise——

You made me laugh out loud.

"..." I was a chicken, but I was laughed at by a machine.

But anyway, they finally got through.

Gu Mi, who let go of her nervousness, turned around and wanted to have an excited hug with her teammates, but found that the maknae and the camera uncle had already fled to another corner of the toilet, and the two of them cast sympathetic glances at her in unison.

"..." There was no way to stay here, Gu Mi walked out of the toilet with a dark face.

The reward was drawn by the youngest, and they got a 15-minute safe house opportunity.

A 15-minute break is nothing compared to a three-hour escape.

Anyway, Gu Mi felt that he had just drank a few sips of water, and the bench was not warm yet, and the time was up.

The two cheeky ones were abruptly kicked out of the room by the staff.

Standing in the corridor, I heard a door slam behind me.Before Gu Mi could change from the comfortable and comfortable environment just now, he saw a huge monster at the end of the corridor.

The man was just passing by, but was attracted by the slamming of the door.

The two people looked at each other physically and mentally, and their eyes intertwined and intertwined in mid-air.

"Damn it!" It was Gu Mi and the others who reacted first, turned around and ran away.

When the man saw them moving, he immediately reacted and ran after them with long legs.

Two people ran hard in front, and one chased hard behind.

The one behind ran and shouted: "Stop, don't run!"

Gu Mi turned around and spat, "The melon skin won't run away!"

It's a pity that no matter how hard I ran in front, I couldn't stand the debuff blessing of short legs and high heels.

At the moment when he was stuck in the corner, the maknae glanced at the pair of long legs in front of him, and for the first time deeply felt the mood of the mouse. Let alone other things, there is such a big gap between bare legs and natural enemies, run a hammer! !

"Run, why don't you keep running?" The giant baby who leaned on the wall and panted slightly provoked.

"Why don't you run, get out of the way if you have the ability!" Gu Mi tried to use the idiot's aggressive method.

I sighed in my heart, sister, people with a little bit of IQ don't eat this kind of thing these days.

Sure enough, the giant baby was not fooled, and raised his eyebrows: "Don't let me, you think I'm a fool!"

As he spoke, he sharpened his knives and was about to bully them to tear off their name tags.

"Stop, stop!" Gu Mi's elder sister played a role at this time, she stood in front of the maknae in an attempt to make a final struggle, and said in a discussing tone: "Turn back and see what's missing?"

At first, the giant baby was afraid that it was a trap and didn't plan to turn back, but seeing Gu Mi's upright eyes, he still turned his head slowly.

"It's just the three of us here now."

"Your cameraman, and ours, are lost."

Gu Mi looked into her eyes and stated his purpose.

"So now you don't have a camera, it doesn't count if you tear it up."

The giant baby subconsciously said: "Why?!"

Gu Mi didn't even bat an eye, "Because there's no one, just the two of us here, what can we do if we don't admit you?"

The maknae couldn't help poking his head out from behind to watch the two men negotiate.

I saw the giant baby startled for a moment, showing an aggrieved face, "Too much!"

And then, she actually just watched Gu Mi drag her away...

This horse-riding cliff is the halo of the protagonist, right?

It's really shameless to forcibly lower the IQ of the people around you because the protagonist's IQ is low!

Hey, why was she not affected? Could it be that the friendly buff saved her from suffering?

The maknae who has temporarily opened up the inner drama mode because of the restriction of talking, feels that the world view has been impacted.

It turns out that mentally retarded people are best at dealing with mentally retarded people?

It turns out that mental retardation is also graded these days?

What the hell am I the only normal person here? !

After running for a certain distance, Gu Mi and the others finally saw the camera uncle standing there looking for them everywhere.

The first thing he said when he saw the two of Gu Mi was, "What happened just now?"

Gu Mi looked at the camera seriously: "Just now I had an IQ duel with Siv."

The maknae's complaining soul has awakened: "It's a duel between mentally retarded people, right!"

The author has something to say:

I really

I actually

Haven't finished writing the variety show_(:зゝ∠)_

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