[Comprehensive] Personality Named Ex-boyfriend

Osamu Dazai still wants to resign today.

"...So, because of this reason, did you directly integrate our world with this place on your own?" Osamu Dazai wanted to scold him sincerely, you are crazy!

Mysteriously, the whole world wants to accompany you to fall in love!They just want to be a troublesome mafia in peace, why should they live so hard under the nightmare of thirty good things a day?

Osamu Dazai deeply felt that the port mafia was hopeless, and compared to this place ruled by psychopaths, even an armed detective agency full of boring light and justice was a perfect place to live.

Yaqi Orochi looked at him with some feeling, raised his jaw arrogantly and said: "I have already got in touch with the president of the Armed Detective Agency, and the other party is very grateful for my proposal of '[-] good people and good deeds every day'." Interest, so, Dazai-kun, you can give up the idea of ​​defecting."

"Now, think carefully about how to catch up with Qing."

Osamu Dazai: ... Yamata no Orochi is a wolf!

The boy curled his hair, closed his eyes, and said harmlessly and sincerely: "I think what Master Qing's teacher said is very reasonable. Since you can't figure out what genre Master Qing likes, why don't you try them all? This For you, it should be very simple, right?"

What All Might said, does it match up?

Yaki Orochi seemed to have thought of something, nodded quite satisfied, stood up with his Chinese clothes on, condescendingly looked down at Osamu Dazai who was trying to hold his face and looked at him with sincerity.

"Even if I'm busy with love, I should take the time to 'care' about Dazai-kun who advises me. Hehe, Dazai-kun, do you feel very honored?"

Don't think that he doesn't know what this kid is up to, even if he separates eight people to have a relationship with Qing, he still has time to watch this kid complete his daily tasks!

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Also, can the leader's wife be called by her name casually? Dazai-kun is indeed acquainted, but I hope that your acquaintance will not be used on Qing."

Osamu Dazai: ...

Osamu Dazai showed a polite smile, and with a smile, he greeted the ancestors of Yamata no Orochi reasonably in his heart.

"Okay, you can get out." After getting a satisfactory answer, Yamata no Orochi drove the person out very ruthlessly.

After pondering for a while, he flew into the sky at a speed invisible to the human naked eye, and stood with his hands behind his back, looking at the huge Xiongying High School not far away.

Thinking of Qing going to make up classes from nine to five every day, Yamata no Orochi, who is like guarding the empty boudoir alone, couldn't help feeling a boudoir resentment in his heart, and almost instantly, he made up his mind.

Kawakami Haru, who was "sorrowful" by Yamata no Orochi, sneezed a little, and stood calmly at the school gate with her schoolbag on her shoulders, not daring to go in.

Even though it is summer vacation, I have to come to class. The reason is that the stunning appearance of Yamata no Orochi is definitely the most important factor.

Thinking of the upcoming three trials, Kawakami Haru couldn't help grinding his back molars, and pushed back Yata no Orochi's release date after serving his sentence.

"Yo, sunny, good morning!"

There was an enthusiastic greeting from behind, it was Kirishima-kun... Kawakami Haru breathed a sigh of relief, turned around, and before he could smile, he continued: "It really surprised me! It's indeed your favorite Man, you really are very powerful!" But the cuteness is debatable.

Kawakami Haru: "..."

Kawakami Haru completely understood Kirishima Eijiro's last sentence, facing such a sincere look, she felt like a liar with false propaganda, and she was ashamed to face Koto's elders!

"Heh, heh heh. What's the use of being strong, anyway, he's also an ex-boyfriend." Kawakami Haru said with a sneer.

Kirishima Eijiro:? ? ?

"Hey, hey, I think it's a bit of a pity." Ashdo Sanna interjected with her schoolbag on her back, and said excitedly: "That gentleman is really amazing! With such an easy shot, the enemy alliance was directly beaten Desperate! Only such a strong man is worthy of our little sun!"

Everyone has a strong mentality, and Yamata no Orochi's performance in the test of courage was really amazing and swept away.

On the contrary, Wa Chui Mei Yu and 800 million Wanbai shook their heads in disapproval, "Even so, I always feel that that person is a little...too powerful. Besides, I heard that that gentleman appeared with the enemy alliance. This— —”

"Eight hundred hundred is right, but this is also our personal opinion, because it is the little sun gero who really makes the decision~"

Little Sun was very moved, and then solemnly said, "How can it be important for a boyfriend to have cute classmates? What's more, he is a man who is two meters tall and not cute at all!"

As for what she said before, Snake, you are the cutest baby in the world, hehe, I don't remember it at all.

And at this time, Liri showed a bright smile again, and made the last cut: "Little Sunyang is only 16 years old, does that gentleman seem to be an adult at first glance? Starting in three years, the maximum death penalty, let me know?"

Kawakami Haru:...

In this world, nature is the scariest thing.

A green algae head was perfectly inserted from a group of girls, and Izuku Midoriya hugged his small notebook, with a blue color visible to the naked eye, and said solemnly: "Not only that, from the behavior of this gentleman and the behavior of Little Sun Judging by his height, I have every reason to believe that he is a perverted lolicon."

Haru Kawakami, who seemed to be despised for his height: Young man from Green Valley, look at my xburner and say it again?

"I'm going to discuss the danger of that gentleman from three aspects. First of all, the first point—" He held the book full of words in his hand, and it seemed that he was going to make a long speech. Haru Kawakami covered his ears, and everyone They took three steps back in unison. At this moment, an explosion sounded like the sound of heaven, saving them.

"Hey! Choujiu! Shut up! No one wants to hear your shit!"

Bo Haojun, you are an angel!

Kawakami Haru was very moved by Lu Gu's behavior of staying up late to write a small paper for her, and then thanked him for his lengthy speech.

As one of the few people who was not too excited or too excited to sleep because of yesterday's events, Bakugo Katsuki's face was rarely calm, and even when passing by Kawakami Haru, he did not show any provocative or war-declaring expressions.

He has no interest in those so-called love affairs between children, but the appearance of that man yesterday... Bakugo Katsuki lowered his eyes, it's too strong!It was so strong that his nerves were trembling, and he was clamoring desperately to retreat, clamoring that he was not reconciled.

"Hey," he turned his face and glanced at Haru Kawakami, "How on earth did you provoke such a monster!"

Kawakami Haru tilted his head, glanced at him, and suddenly smiled, "Because I am strong enough. It doesn't matter if I am a monster, as long as I am strong enough. There is no limit to the potential of human beings. Bohaojun is five years old. When I was young, I never imagined that I would become such a powerful person when I was 15 years old, right?"

"... Chick! When I was five years old, I knew that I would become the hero of Number One in the future!" The boy raised his jaw, smiled arrogantly, snorted, and walked past her with his pockets in his pocket.

When Hong Jiaodong walked over slowly, he saw the scene of Bakugo facing Kawakami Haru from hesitating to speak and then laughing and leaving. After blinking, he walked slowly, without any pressure Mixed into the women's gossip group.

The red-and-white boy glanced at Haru Kawakami hesitantly and tangledly, his disappointed eyes shifted from Kaminari to Kirishima, and he sighed deeply.

Disappointing cubs, Dad is very disappointed in you!Unexpectedly, the two stocks they bought plummeted, and a foreign pig stole the cabbage in their vegetable garden.

This feeling of standing on the wrong cp, Hong Jiaodong and 800 million million, Ashdo Sannai, Ye Yintou [? ] and the others looked at each other, and they all felt like-minded and sympathetic.

Kawakami Haru:? ? ?

Ashdo Sanna was the first to speak: "Actually, to tell you the truth, I've always been on the sidelines."

As soon as she opened her mouth, Li Ri immediately turned her head, "We agreed to stand together, but you secretly stood on another wall behind my back!"

Ashdo Sanna scratched her face embarrassingly, and whispered: "Well, isn't it because Bakugou and Qing are both very good! The strongest and the strongest together, strong cp, happy friends, how wonderful."

"What's more, look at Little Sun, watching Lu Gu Jun take out his notebook, and wanting to cover his ears and go back three light years...I don't feel worthy at all!"

"Actually, I support you, Kirishima-kun, gero~" Ubuki Umeyu said with a smile, "Kirishima-kun and Little Sun are together, like two suns, gero~"

Kirishima Eijiro smiled and touched the back of his head, "Compared to Qing, I'm not manly enough!"

Kawakami Haru: excuseme?You look at my little skirt and say again who is the man? !

Hong Jiaodong, who was also standing on Qieqing's CP, also silently added: "Also, Kirishima-san and Kawakami-san are still in the first confession team. Do you still remember Kawakami-san?"

As soon as this remark came out, the audience immediately fell silent, and everyone thought of the sentence that Kawakami Haru asked Kirishima when he blocked the classroom door not long ago, "Has Mr. Kirishima ever talked to a girlfriend? What do you think of me?" .

Kirishima Eijiro: "..."

Kawakami Haru: "..."

Mr. Hong, you are also a wolf fire!

"Tsk, are you holding a tea party at the door? Or do you want to make up for two more days?" Teacher Aizawa's hoarse voice rang out, saving the awkward atmosphere.

Looking back tremblingly, seeing Aizawa Shouta's smirk, the children in Class A immediately ran away like birds and beasts.

Eight Million Wanbai, who hadn't spoken much, turned his head and smiled at Hong Jiaodong beside him while running: "Actually, I always think that Mr. Hong, who has a 'half-cold, half-burning' personality, is the best match for Little Sun. Besides, you are still at the same table, so you get the moon first if you are close to the water~"

So, Hong Jiao Dong also: "..."

The real wolf destroyer is you, the 800 million classmates!

Kawakami Haru somehow added a bunch of CP pairs, and even Midoriya Izuku frantically argued that he thinks Haru's favorite should be Monoma from class B next door, because Monoma's hair is pure blonde.

Kawakami Haru: ...Why don't you say that I prefer Mr. Mike or All Might! ?As bold as a person is, he can talk as much as possible. Mr. Lugu's brain may not be connected to a whole black hole.

At this time, Yamata no Orochi, who didn't know that he had been "green" again, was standing opposite Principal Nezu.

"...I'm sorry, Mr. Yaqi, your application for admission is not qualified. For the safety of Xiongying students, I cannot let you become Xiongying's teacher."

Yamata no Orochi: "...can you tell me again?"

Do you know who you turned down? !What you reject is the god who can destroy the world!

Principal Nezu glanced at the examination paper on the table, and said calmly: "I'm sorry, Mr. Yaqi, your application for admission is not qualified. For the safety of Xiongying students, I cannot let you become Xiongying's teacher."

"At the very least, you have to pass this test paper."

After teaching and educating people and being the principal for so many years, he has never seen anyone who can make such a perfect zero score on the psychological test paper.Even an anti-social personality can at least make fifty or sixty points. This person can make such a result. Principal Nezu was silent for a long time... He just wanted to find the back door, but he couldn't find a window. ah!

Principal Nezu naturally knew the man in front of him, but the super brain told him that even if the man in front of him was so angry that he wanted to destroy the world, he would not dare to take action.

Well, yes, I dare not.

It is also very pitiful.

Sure enough, the man snorted coldly, glared at him, then flung his sleeves and left.

Principal Nezu couldn't help wiping the sweat from his forehead, the fear of being stared at by the beast took a long time to slowly recede like a tide.This man is really scary.

But in a sense, he who is firmly locked by the chain named Haru Kawakami is really the gospel of the whole world - even if he doesn't love the world, he will love it for the sake of it Kawakami Haru, try to protect this world.

Thinking about it this way, Principal Nezu suddenly felt a little panicked. What kind of dog food is this that insists on being stuffed into people's mouths? !Can you be kinder to single mothers?

Obviously, Yamata no Orochi is such a person who gives up so easily?

No.

Because after sleeping together in the forest, they really faced the extremely ferocious enemy, but they were almost defeated. No one was in the mood to enjoy the summer vacation leisurely. Class A and Class B jointly proposed to ask for additional classes. The school is naturally willing to give maximum support to the students' positive attitude.

To sum up, if Yamata no Orochi can't mix with Xiongying, then the time he spends with Qing will drop from 24 hours a day to less than two hours.

"If the teacher can't do it, then pretend to be a student. Dear leader, I suggest you read a few more books about love." Osamu Dazai, who was dragged up by the boss and hadn't slept for three hours, lay on the sofa On the road, even the usual smile can hardly be maintained.

I don't know why, Yamata no Orochi's soul is so weak that he is alone... He Dazai Osamu is only 17 years old this year, he is still a child!He has never been in love, at best he just spent a few words, how did he become Yata no Orochi's love mentor?

Where does this confidence come from, let the ideal be the love guide for him who "suicided himself full of vigor"?

Yamata no Orochi felt quite reasonable, his eyes lit up, and he took it into consideration immediately, glanced at Ge You who wasted some bandages slumped on the sofa with distaste, ruthlessly used it and threw it away: "You can get out."

Osamu Dazai, who has been called out twice in just one chapter: "...heh, heh."

He sincerely wished that the leader would never be able to catch up with Haru Kawakami in his life, and would be cuckolded every day.

the next day--

Aizawa Shota pushed open the door of Class A classroom with a serious face, from this stormy face, even Katsuki Bakugo couldn't help shrinking his legs on the desk.

Sure enough, Aizawa Shouta sighed heavily, his dull eyes lingering on Kawakami Haru for a long time, he spoke slowly, and said in an emotional tone: "In this season of cool autumn wind, our Class A welcomes you. Here comes a very good transfer student, let us welcome him with warm applause, our kind, just and lovely Kawakami Yuki.”

All students in Class A: "..."

Kawakami Haru: "..."

The ex-boyfriend Pippi is not good, probably because he owed a beating, and he wants to try stir-fried snake meat when he goes back.

The boy named Yuki Kawakami has black hair that is half-length and slightly curly like seaweed, reaching to the shoulders, against the cool white skin, he has the illusion of a gentle and beautiful boy coming out of an ink painting.

With an "angel" smile, the beautiful boy looked at Haru Kawakami in the last row with a smile, "I'm Yuki Kawakami, from my wife's surname."

God damn his wife's surname!The classmates who were so excited and anxious looked at the other party with unanimous will, what are you going to do, boss!Do you dare to hook up with a little milk dog in addition to provoking Mr. Baqi? !Can you play like this? !

Yamata no Orochi's illusion is very subtle, Aizawa Yuta can see his disguise because Yamata no Orochi doesn't hide a bit in front of him, but in front of Kawakami Haru, he will put away that rich and dark temperament and try his best to Imitating the appearance and character of Axing once, he disguised himself as a harmless and shy boy next door.

The students in class A didn't recognize it, so the barrage of "It's amazing, Kawakami", "It seems that this one is better than Mr. Yaqi", "I can smell the smell of eating melons in the Shura field" quickly brushed up in their hearts.

The boy Ayuki, who was in perfect disguise, looked at the red and white boy beside Haru Kawakami shyly and shyly, "I, can I change seats with this classmate? I want to sit next to Ji-kun...ah no, Haru-chan. "

Listening to these specious words, many girls showed excited and meaningful smiles when they heard the name Ji Jun.

Hong Jiaodong stood up, and then was pulled down vigorously.

The red and white boy tugged at his pants that were about to be torn off, and looked at her weeping.

"You sit here, Mr. Hong." Qing Kawakami was unmoved, and Hong Jiaodong felt as if he had become a "little three" who was dragged as a cannon fodder when a couple quarreled.

"Uh, I—" He felt that he couldn't go on like this, especially when he saw the familiar "gossip" look in the eyes of 800 Wanbai, Hong Jiaodong opened his mouth, and he was about to speak.

Kawakami Haru stood up, put his hands on his shoulders, squinted his eyes at the boy Axing who showed a pitiful expression, and said with a half-smile: "Want to play master and servant? Ji Jun will help you." The classmate came in front of me, there is no need to confirm the eyes, this is the person who wants to kneel down and break the keyboard 【Snake】.

"Then, Ji-kun orders you, so you can sit there for me." Haru Kawakami pointed to the empty seat beside Izuku Midoriya, raised his eyebrows and said, "Anyway, you two are self-reported papers, maybe you can still go anywhere." What about feelings?"

I have to say that although Ah Xing is the "white moonlight" in her heart, this self-written scroll really casts a shadow on her... There is no other reason. Self-made roll!

Yaqi Ayuki Orochi, who had no idea that he had touched the thunder point, let out an aggrieved oh, but did not dare to resist after all, and obediently walked to Midoriya Izuku and sat down next to him.

With a friendly attitude, Izuku Midoriya stretched out his hand enthusiastically, "Hello, Kawakami-san, I am Izuku Midoriya, what's the problem in the future..." Before he could finish his polite words, the originally gentle and kind little The angel turned his head, his beautiful dark eyes seemed to be unable to refract the abyss of light, and he said coldly: "What's the matter with you? If I have any problems, I will naturally go to my wife, Chlorella, just take care of yourself." !"

Wife wife wife wife...wife master? !Kawakami, no, two Kawakami students, are you playing so hard? !

Midoriya Izuku, who was single until now, would blush even if he looked at a girl for a long time, was deeply shocked.

After receiving the look from the honest man Izuku Midoriya, Haru Kawakami smiled and broke the pencil in his hand into powder.

After seeing this scene, he silently tugged on Hong Jiaodong who was about to tear off his pants: ... It's hard to say, it's hard to be at the same table, why bother, let me eat melon qwq

Mr. Aizawa also saw Haru Kawakami's action, and the corners of his lips curled up, a gloating flash of gloating in his eyes.He didn't become a teacher just to have the back of his neck chopped off by students all day long, to be frozen and sculpted by students, and to be shown affection by students!Especially seeing the arrogant and arrogant, I have never seen his Yamata no Orochi deflated with eyes other than "you an ant", it is really like drinking a bottle of iced Coke in summer, so beautiful that I can't explain it.

Aizawa-sensei was in a good mood, so he started to study seriously.

Even though these lessons were of little use to Kawakami Haru, she still listened very carefully.As for an old cucumber with green paint, he also turned his head and stared at her seriously.

Whether it's reading a book with its head down, shaking the pencil in its hand, or pursing its lips slightly to look thoughtful, they are all so cute!

Kawakami Haru: "..."

After receiving the "glaring" from Qing, Yaqi Orochi didn't receive her "Enough is enough" at all, and it was automatically translated into "Qing is flirting with me!" ?Ahhhh, explode in place! !

So, after class, the boy with a pretty blush on his cold white face ran to her desk shyly and cautiously asked, "Major wife, can you have lunch with me today? Xing I just transferred here, and I don’t know anything, so I’m so scared.” As he spoke, he gently tugged at Haruka Kawakami’s sleeve, which really resembled the ignorant and innocent boy in Heianjing back then.

Kawakami Haru stood up, her eyes darkened slightly, and she suddenly smiled for a while, "Okay."

"I took Ah Xing to eat the most famous stir-fried snake meat in Xiongying Canteen, the kind that is fried with teeth pulled out and skinned by Tianlei."