[Comprehensive] Personality Named Ex-boyfriend

At the moment when the superpower user ran to the toilet ten times and lay weak in the medical room, facing the little troublemaker with two hot tears in his eyes, he finally resigned to his fate.

This terrible level of cooking, even his superpowers will be confused by the "turning rotten into more rotten" artifact hands, it is a big killer wherever you throw it? !

It's too scary, there are actually more terrifying existences in this world than cockroaches and burning halls.

"Brother Qi Mu qwq" the little girl pinched the corner of her clothes, climbed onto the bench taller than her, and said guiltily with tears in her eyes, "I'm sorry, it's all because of my coffee jelly."

"I will never make coffee jelly for my brother again." She made a deep confession.The coffee jelly is bad, I will never make it again, why not change it to strawberry cake or chocolate, or blueberry sweetheart, it is also delicious ()

Saiki Kusuo: While thanking you for the coffee jelly, I implore you to spare the other desserts too!No, please save their lives for any cooking!What kind of gene can evolve such a magical cooking skill!

"Then, that brother Qi Mu," the little girl sat on the bench with a sigh of relief, and leaned forward, "Can I see what you look like after you take off your glasses?"

Is the big brother with pink hair she met in the palace the little brother with the same color in front of her?Sawada Haru's intuition told her, yes.

Intermittently from her mind, she observed how she would pretend to be like the wind in the future Saiki Kusuo:

This idiot who jumped into trouble and only wanted a coffee jelly must not be me!

He resolutely refused, but in Xiao Xiaoqing's heart, she had already determined that this little pink-haired brother was the big pink-haired brother who caught her in the palace before.She felt that if she wanted to find Snake and return to her parents, she had to stay with her little brother!

Kusuo Saiki:

Then you really guessed right.

If there is anyone in this world who can help this little brat, there is no doubt that there is only one superhuman named Kusuo Saiki.

The omnipotent superpower deeply rubbed his tormented stomach, and said numbly: 【No problem, don't waste time, let's get started. 】

This is just an ordinary world, and he is just an ordinary high school student, who can't bear a big killer like a little troublemaker.

As he said that, he just sat up straight, and suddenly his whole body stopped, as if it was frozen——

A strong sense of discomfort came from the abdomen, and this earth-shattering sour feeling hit his forehead instantly. Even the super power that tried to teleport was corroded by the dark cooking, making it unusable. People's "sweet and sour cross out bitter and spicy".

Saiki Kusuo held the rolled paper with trembling hands, he was powerless to even the simplest hardening.

The effect of this dark cuisine is simply stronger than that perverted lollipop suppressor of Sorasuke——

Thinking of this, suddenly, Saiki Kusuo's eyes lit up slightly.

He stood up abruptly, clenched his fists.Feeling that the superpowers in the whole body seem to be corroded by dark cooking, like a shivering little pitiful, and feel it carefully, even the telepathy is vague, seemingly non-existent, and the small voice can be regarded as a cicada outside the window Calling!

At this moment, a wonderful idea rose in the mind of the superpower who had been deprived of so much happiness by superpowers. He touched the handle of the toilet cubicle with his hand, and then his face turned pale.

Gritting his teeth and sitting back, the superpower user had a pale face. Before realizing his wonderful plan, he might need to help Little Trouble improve the huge lethality of the dark cooking she personally made.

Qi Mu's kitchen.

With the seriousness and seriousness of facing a volcanic eruption, Saiki Kusuo is holding a cooking recipe in his hand-don't think it's an ordinary recipe!The omnipotent superpower said that he could even feel the chef's superb cooking skills and rich experience by touching the recipes when he peeled off the film in the palm of his hand!

And all he did was to——

No spoilers!No spoilers!Movie without spoilers!

At this very moment when superheroes are about to be released, how could Kusuo Saiki let go of a small dumpling who could use dark cooking to force his superpowers to retreat in an instant?

[The so-called life of an ordinary male high school student is probably like this, right? ] The superpower couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

Afterwards, he looked at Xiaotuanzi who was standing on the small bench ready to go, looking at him with bright eyes, felt guilty for a second, then ruthlessly suppressed the uneasiness of the child laborer's conscience, and even softened his expression for three point.

Then, he took out the cookbook and asked solemnly: [Are you ready?A warrior who meets this challenge and fights for justice and freedom. 】

Sawada Haru tilted her head and corrected in a childish voice: "Little brother, you said the wrong line. Qing doesn't want to be a warrior, I am a hero! I want to be a hero like All Might!"

Saiki Kusuo: Why is this kid so difficult?

There is no way, cannibals have short mouths and soft hands. If you want to watch a movie that is not spoiled, you have to show infinite patience.

Qi Mukuoxiong repeated it with a straight face, and the little girl didn't mind his inanimate facial expression, and happily replied: "Leave it to me! I will definitely make chocolate that satisfies Brother Qi Mu! "

That's right, after Kusuo Saiki thought about it for a long time, the "improved dark cuisine" he finally started was chocolate.One of the reasons is that this thing is relatively cheap, and a psychic with pocket money of 300 yen must live on a budget.And the other is because-

"Sister Biyangqi has taught me this chocolate for the longest time, and I have the most experience. I'm sure I can make it very well!"

Saiki Kusuo has a physical stomachache when he hears the name Biyangqi now, but thinking that the dark cooking that makes his stomach ache with superpowers comes from this magical sister Biyangqi, he also has to endure the stomachache. After thinking for a long time, I chose such a dark dish.

everything!All for the Horde to cross out superheroes!

[You make chocolate yourself first, let me see. ] Saiki Kusuo, who decided to observe the scene first, leaned against the door frame and said calmly.

Xiaotuanzi nodded and started to "play" excitedly.In fact, she likes cooking very much. Sister Biyangqi said that cooking can make people feel happy physically and mentally, especially when seeing the person she likes eating food full of her heart, the feeling that surges in her heart will never be deceived human.

However, probably because she is too young, my father is always very worried, thinking that she is still a child, and he has never let her touch the kitchen utensils.

Saiki Kusuo: Then he really made a choice to save the world.

Then, he saw a magical show.

The simple-packed chocolate bought from the supermarket melted in the cooking bowl, and the little girl with a pacifier cloth hanging in front of her as an apron tilted her head and thought for a while, then stretched out her hand and pulled out a lively big snake from some other dimension.

Kusuo Saiki:

I saw that she didn't have the fear that a young child should have when seeing a poisonous snake. She precisely grasped the snake's body seven inches away, and then clicked——

Saiki Kusuo: This snake died so wrongly, where did this big snake come from?

I don't know what Xiaotuanzi's grudge against the snake is. After twisting the snake's neck with a smile, his chubby little hands pinched the snake's jaw, and pulled out the two poisonous snake teeth accurately and fiercely.

Well, she also knows to remove the snake venom and put it in the chocolate basin, which is really worth encouraging!

What kind of wonderful cooking tutorial is this!Saiki Kusuo's face was so numb that he completely lost his expression, and watched as she finished adding snake meat, and then began to take out a portion of the crushed packaging bag from the different-dimensional pocket, a portion of the heart of an unknown animal, and a portion of blood thorns. I don't know what kind of animal's blood it is, and finally——

That baboon is not needed, is it? !After all, this is a very curious production process. This ominous purple chocolate pot can't fit a white baboon at all!

Fortunately, the little girl made gestures and seemed to have realized this fact. She threw the frightened baboon back with a pity, and continued humming happily.

Saiki Kusuo held his aching stomach, as if he saw the queen of poisonous apples with a vicious smile in front of the poison cauldron, the purple chocolate full of unknowns was slowly boiling on the flame, and bubbles came out.

Saiki Kusuo glanced out of the window, and a red-eyed crow made a pitiful quack twice, then closed its eyes, tilted its mouth, and instantly performed a free fall in front of the bed.

Saiki Kusuo: If you eat this, even a person with superpowers might have to go to Sanzu River for a walk.

However, he just wanted to observe the production process of dark cuisine, and hoped to find a way to improve it, so that he could temporarily suppress his superpowers so that he could watch a movie without spoilers, and he would not be in the dark. Before seeing the movie, I went to Huangquan to meet Po Meng.

As the chocolate solution continued to boil, it seemed that the power of the flame was not strong enough. The little girl tried her best to hold back, and a small beautiful orange flame appeared from her fingertips.

As the temperature continues to rise, it is indeed very strange that the unknown substances that are constantly tumbling in the chocolate solution slowly melt, and the chocolate liquid that is emitting purple smoke slowly evaporates, and the purple smoke becomes lighter and lighter, and finally Just like ordinary chocolate liquid, it is thick and thick, exuding a slightly bitter sweet aroma unique to chocolate.

Saiki Kusuo: Even if the wall refuses to obey, I will obey you.

If it hadn't been for seeing her throwing so many messy things with her own eyes, and it was confirmed that the pot of chocolate liquid was still exuding a dark purple atmosphere, who would have imagined how ordinary and harmless chocolate liquid looks at this time, what kind of pot is it? The big killer!

For this death dish, which is no longer as simple as dark cuisine, although Xiaotuanzi's expectant eyes are very cute, Saiki Kusuo has no intention of sacrificing his life for this look.

He stretched out his hand, ready to destroy humanely, when suddenly he heard the sound of Xixi Suosuo pinching the corner of his clothes, and the heartbeat of the little cat with a little bit of chocolate on his face in front of him.

[I hope Brother Qimu will like my chocolate. Sister Biyangqi said that chocolate is made for people who like it. Qing likes Brother Qimu with pink hair. 】

Brother Saiki:

Even if you say so, I will never eat it!

【Brother Qi Mu looked a little hesitant, did it happen that Qing did it——】

Brother Qi Mu lost to you!

Saiki Kusuo stared at the ordinary pot of chocolate, and felt for the first time how far away the word ordinary was from him, a troubled superpower.

As if he died heroically, the hard-mouthed and soft-hearted superpower user found a reason for himself. This is his personal experience, so that he can better find a way to improve, and he sacrificed for the superhero!It's definitely not because of a small trouble!

A person with superpowers is still a person with superpowers. At the critical moment, he transferred the chocolate in his mouth to the crater. The sound of the chocolate falling into the flame seemed to carry the lingering poisonous gas. dispersion.

Saiki Kusuo, who saw this scene with cross-eyed eyes, praised his wit.

Without further ado, after such a "sacrifice" by a person with super powers, he really found out the little secret of dark cooking.

Those highly poisonous things, when Kawakami Haru slowly touched the chocolate pot, it seemed that another thing had penetrated into the highly poisonous chocolate along with the chocolate pot.Let the poisonous chocolate that blocked the throat with blood become a poisonous chocolate that is fatal but not dead immediately.

Saiki Kusuo guessed that this should be taught by the sister Biyangqi she said.Although he can't understand what kind of brain circuit it is to teach dark cooking to children, but now that he has found some little secrets, Saiki Kusuo also has a solution to this unsolvable poisonous chocolate.

After experimenting with more than a dozen pots of poisonous chocolate and feeding them all to the crater, Saiki Kusuo held the finally completed bag of chocolates, as if he saw ordinary high school life beckoning to him.

On the weekend of the next day, Saiki Kusuo, who was ready to go, looked at the chocolate in his hand with an expression comparable to coffee jelly, and slowly and happily filled it into his mouth.

"Xiao Nan woke up so early today." Kurumi's mother clapped her hands together with a smile, tilted her head and said, "Are you going on a date? You are dressed very handsomely."

The psychic in a good mood didn't hide anything. He glanced upstairs, and the troublemaker who was still sleeping soundly showed no signs of waking up.

【I'm going to watch a movie. 】

That's right, he was going to the movies, and alone.

Although he is grateful for the contribution of the little trouble, he still doesn't want to disturb the first movie in his life with a little trouble!

The moment the ecstatic superpower user spoke, he saw a "nuclear" smile from his mother.

Kurumi's mother frowned, and said word by word: "Since it's not a date, let's watch a movie together."

Saiki Kusuo: I want to teleport.

"Mom said, it's you and Qingchan."

The magic is one foot high, the road is one foot high, your mother is still your mother, Kurumi's mother grabbed her son who was trying to escape, and the momentum behind her seemed to be [-] meters.

"If Xiao Nan wants to run away, then mom will be very sad, and then eat all the coffee jelly with dad."

Saiki Kusuo who was caught by the lifeline:

The little girl who slept soundly didn't know these secrets, but after being gently woken up by Kurumi's mother, she smiled and imprinted a watermark on the woman's face, and then when she learned that she was going out to watch a movie with her little brother today , ran excitedly and grabbed his left hand.

"Great!" Until he went out, Xiaotuanzi was still bouncing up and down excitedly, his short brown hair swayed with the dancing, and there were two bunches of dull hairs sticking up on the back of his head, which was so cute My heart trembled.

No one knows whether people with superpowers will be so cute, but it is undeniable that when the discomfort after the superpower disappears replaces the joy of going to an ordinary movie, Saiki Kusuo really feels very awkward.

This feeling, as if there was only one burning hall around him at ordinary times, became surrounded by burning hall numbers [-], [-], [-], [-], Saiki Kusuo almost wanted to turn around and go back.

But at this time, the lively Xiaotuanzi holding his hand attracted a lot of attention.

【you--】

It suddenly occurred to him that he would need to speak without superpowers. Saiki Kusuo opened his mouth and said, "Have you never been to a movie theater before?"

The little girl nodded, Saiki Kusuo didn't have superpowers at the moment, and couldn't perceive what she was thinking when she lowered her head, but soon, Xiaotuanzi happily grabbed his hand again, raised her face and said happily: "Although I haven't done it before, it's the first time I'm with brother Qi Mu, and I feel very happy."

"" Sure enough, he is a little troublemaker!Even if she looks cute, she's still a little troublemaker!

Saiki Kusuo felt something was wrong, in order to avoid long nights and dreams, he decided to watch the earliest movie, fulfilled his wish, and then fulfilled the wish of the little troublemaker, and hurriedly sent her back to her parents.

Thinking of this, Saiki Kusuo quickened his pace.Although the little girl seemed to have only four heads, her motor nerves were very developed. Saiki Kusuo found that no matter how fast he was, Xiaotuanzi could catch up quickly and easily.

The pseudo-brothers and sisters soon came to the movie theater and bought the first movie. Saiki Kusuo held two barrels of popcorn and took the little girl to watch the movie together.

The fact that there was absolutely nothing in the movie about going to the movies excited two first-time moviegoers.Saiki Kusuo feels that he has touched the lives of ordinary people, and it seems that the future will be bright; Xiaotuanzi just has a simple sense of ritual of "watching the first movie with his favorite brother", which makes her feel very happy.

Until the end of the movie, Saiki Kusuo still had something to say.There are no messy spoilers, no sudden troubles, and after watching the movie calmly, the person with superpowers feels that his life is about to be sublimated.

He looked at Xiaotuanzi beside him, with a rare "gentle" expression on his face.

"Your wish, I can fulfill it for you." The moment Xiaotuanzi appeared at the door, through world awareness, he knew exactly how this Xiaotuanzi fell into this world.

Saiki Kusuo doesn't have much sympathy, but presumably the biggest wish of a child is to return to his parents.Especially for the little trouble in front of him, Saiki Kusuo felt a little sympathetic, and he really couldn't compare to Kawakami Haru when it came to disasters and disasters.

Inexplicably shouldering the responsibility of saving the world, and then painstakingly crossing the world, but also to find seven owners of the seven rings, is this planning to summon the dragon?Accidentally broke the conspiracy of the gods halfway, and the girl Kawakami Haru was almost dog-led, and the innocent eight-year-old Xiaoqing was involved.

Unlucky.

What a shame.

Especially for an eight-year-old child, saving the world and saving herself is simply beyond the understanding of a child, and it should not be her responsibility at all.

Even without telepathy at this moment, he can come to this conclusion with such confidence—what the little girl wants most, without a doubt, is to return to her parents.

"Is it all right to wish?" She raised her head.

Saiki Kusuo nodded, even if it was the feedback of this movie, he felt that it was worth the money.Breaking through time and space may require removing the suppressor on his head, but it is not impossible.

Just as Yamata no Orochi once secretly frightened, Saiki Kusuo is not a god, he is a higher realm than a god, the embodiment of the will of the world.It can be said that he himself represents the will of this world and the laws of this world.

But now, the superpower user in a good mood decided to make an exception for a small trouble, so he didn't mind using such a powerful power a little bit.Anyway, I just need to find a time to click and drag, and send this little trouble back quickly, so as to save——

"I want brother Qi Mu." She said.

"Huh?" Saiki Kusuo began to miss his telepathy.

The little girl grabbed his hand tightly, raised her head to look at him, and repeated.

"I want brother Qi Mu."

I'm sorry, brother Qi Mu is not for sale, and he has no interest in loli, please change it.Saiki Kusuo twitched the corner of his mouth, as if the feeling of being slapped in the face by the previous assertion came to his heart.

Saiki Kusuo couldn't understand it, and even felt that there was something wrong with the little girl's words?If it wasn't for the fact that she was only eight years old now, Saiki Kusuo would almost have thought that this was the scene of Bai Xue's confession.

"I want a brother like Qi Mu."

After such an explanation, Saiki Kusuo finally understood. He frowned, not knowing exactly where he hit the little girl's heart of wanting to be a younger sister.

"The first person I met in this world was brother Qi Mu." She said, pointing her fingers.

Saiki Kusuo retorted in his heart, obviously it was this nagging little match seller who woke him up from his sweet dreams.

"Brother Qi Mu will gently take over the imperfect chocolate I made. Although it is not delicious at all, he will still eat it to take care of my emotions."

Saiki Kusuo: Is this so bad?You don't know anything about your level of dark cooking.

"I slept on the quilt at night, but when I got up in the morning, I found that the small cup fell on my body safely. This must be done by Brother Qi Mu."

Saiki Kusuo: Did you find out that you slept like a pig? !

"Obviously I am so troublesome, but will accompany me patiently, and want to help me find my parents."

Saiki Kusuo: Who is the word patience referring to?

"And today's movie," she said with a smile, "this is the first time I went out to watch a movie, everyone sat in a projection room, and when it was playing in a scary place, brother Qi Mu would help me cover it Eyes. At that time, I felt that if I had a brother, I would definitely be better than brother Qi Mu."

"So, I want Brother Qimu. Although I am very greedy, I want a brother who is as gentle as Brother Qimu."

The noon sun was not even more dazzling than the smile on Guo Xiaotuanzi's face, Kusuo Saiki tilted his head, "If you want brother Qimu, then I will not take you back to your parents. It's easy for me, I can even take you to them right away. Don't you want to?"

Sawada Haru, do you want to?Of course she misses her parents very much, and she is only eight years old, the time when she is most dependent on her parents, and it is still far from the time to fly out of the bird's nest and into the vast sky.

however--

The little girl shook her head slowly but firmly, she stretched out her hand to grab the purple gemstone hanging on her chest.

"'The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.' Brother Qi Mu, since the future me has made such a heroic act, the current me does not want to give up this responsibility."

"Although I'm only eight years old, I don't understand many things about traveling through time and space and saving the world, and I'm not as powerful as my future self, but I know that this is what a hero does, and this is the will of a hero. If it was Dad or All Might, he would definitely make the same choice."

"I want to be, that kind of hero."