[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Green Baji

Topic post: Li Tao, can you really accept the writing style and setting of a certain giant next door?

Posted by: Moe a few

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Admiredly, I read a masterpiece by a certain writer next door, hehe, what are they all about?The plot is naive, the style of writing is exaggerated, and there is no logic or thought. I just want to ask, do you really think it is cute to write superheroes as fruits?Does this rug literature really make sense?

1L:

Opening and closing the mouth is "several", do you think it is not rude to write like this?Reported.

2L:

①. Who is Li Tao?

②.The author?Hey, may I ask if the Lord Lu will live a long life this year?

③. Adorable!Meng cried!

④.Reported.

3L:

cute!So cute!It's so cute that I'm heartbroken!I'm so cute that I'm rolling and crying!Landlord satisfied?In addition, we reported.

4L:

do not!Don't report it!I've been on the Baji forum for so long, this is the first time I saw someone who didn't even use the anonymity function, and just ripped it off on the real body!

Don't report it, I still want to continue watching the show! (While speaking, he pressed the report button...)

5L:

Hehehe, the forum doubled down on the meaning party again.If you eat so much, you end up turning into meaningless shit, and if you sleep so much, you end up with meaningless fat, thinking that you are meaningful, but in fact it is just a sesame seed!

Also, please correct the typos before asking the meaning party, what the hell is carpet literature?

……

7L:

Hahahahahahahahaha rug literature!Can't help but imagine the picture of revenge fruits bouncing on the carpet~

10L:

Damn 7L is so cute!

13L:

7L is so cute~

18L:

After watching 5L, I almost don't know the word "meaning".

……

Taking advantage of the fact that the restaurant hadn't opened yet, the two of Scott made full use of this time and planned in detail how to hold Manager Li Han's thigh.

To this end, Scott also sacrificed his "beauty", exerted his super natural talent, and changed places with a table of female guests sitting in a remote corner.

At first, the customers at that table were reluctant to change their seats, but all this did not bother Scott, who has top-notch flirting skills.

One second, Sam watched him walk over enchantingly, lowered his head and said something to others, and the next second, the women at the table covered their mouths and laughed like young girls, then got up and gave them their seats .

In this regard, Sam said: You are so coquettish.JPG

Scott scratched his head: "Actually... Forget it, you still don't want to understand those details, lest the captain say that I have led you to ruin."

Sam: "Thank you so much, I didn't really want to know the details."

The previous painful experience told him that the less he knew about the details of Scott's (sand sculpture) plan, the better, so as not to be pissed off or laughed to death.

Scott shrugged, took out his mobile phone and clicked, and said: "It was still last night, when you were sleeping soundly with a belly full of delicious food, I used the hotel's rotten Wi-Fi to have no friends The official website of the food show has been searched."

Although this is not the first time we have worked together, Sam is still not used to his lengthy foreshadowing. He lowered the brim of his hat and urged softly, "Can you get straight to the point?"

Scott dissatisfied: "You can tell at a glance that you have never brought a child. When telling them a bedtime story, the early stage of the story is very important."

Sam humbly asked for advice: "Why is the foreshadowing of the story so important?"

Scott: "The longer the foreshadowing of the story, the longer the serialization time, and the longer the battle line. Many times before you finish the foreshadowing of the story, the children's electricity has been drained and they are sleeping super soundly. And you can continue laying the groundwork tomorrow, and you only need to tell one story for a whole month, what a bargain!"

Sam: "..."

While pulling out the data stored in the phone, Scott added: "Let me tell you, this is all from my experience. You have to learn the technique of serializing bedtime stories so that you can deal with those things in the future." High-energy, squawky little brat."

Sam: Daily Fear of Marriage.JPG

According to the information Scott collected, although there are several popular food shows in Gotham, given the current conditions of [Superhero Theme Restaurant], it is most likely to be replaced by a show called "A Fat Eater and Traveler". "Fancy food show."

Scott explained: "Don't look at the literature and art with this name. In fact, it is about a middle-aged man with a fat belly who looks average and doesn't have much money. He drives around in his small car. Call it a food broadcast!"

Sam glanced at the promotional photos on his phone, and frowned: "I've watched this show, and although there is a feeling of insufficient budget, the male host is very good at finding trouble, is good at self-defeating, and is funny, especially Loved by middle-aged and old people.”

Scott: "Yes, this show is supported by middle-aged and elderly people, and the ratings have always been pretty good."

As he said that, Scott brought up the ratings statistics of the past few quarters. Among the well-produced TV programs, "A Fat Eater and Traveler" can be said to have made a bloody way by relying on the people's love for him. Come.

Therefore, after comparing the production team, target audience and ratings of several food shows, Scott naturally turned his focus to "A Fat Eater Travel".

"After all, those who really master the remote control are almost all the elderly who don't know how to surf the Internet." Scott glanced at the grandfather at the next table who was quietly waiting for the small pot of rice noodles, and pointed out, "【Superhero Theme Restaurant 】Although the number of publicity methods is outrageous, the elderly generally don’t understand it and don’t like it very much, so young people buy it.”

Sam understood: "So you have to find a way to send it to the favorite gourmet show of middle-aged and elderly people, so as to expand the potential customer base of the restaurant? Wow, I never expected that you would have such a well-thought-out and well-planned day. Proud of you."

Scott smiled embarrassedly: "Actually, I'm expressing my appreciation for [Superhero Theme Restaurant]'s flamboyant publicity routine, and implying that I am an active young man who never grabs the remote control at home."

Sam: "..."

Why are the routines of ants in your city always so mountainous with eighteen bends?Can you be kind to us falcons from the mountains?

Scott: "In short, "A Fat Eating Travel" is preparing for the second season. I saw that their official website forum is doing sea elections. Netizens can propose restaurants they want to see, and then vote for a period of two months , the top ten restaurants with the most votes will become the target restaurants for the next season.”

Sam also saw the post on the show's official website for the audition target restaurants. Currently, the top ones are all well-known restaurants in Gotham. [Superhero Theme Restaurant], as a rising star in the catering industry, has a shallow foundation and is temporarily ranked at the top of the list. It's twenty.

Sam was worried: "Are you going to swipe your ticket? The government should have a corresponding anti-smash mechanism? Even if it doesn't, wouldn't it be embarrassing if it was spotted by sharp-eyed netizens?"

"Hahahaha, don't you look at who is sitting across from you?" Scott rubbed his hands, "As the saying goes, with technology in hand, I have everything in the world..."

Sam couldn't help pouring cold water on him: "Little brother, I know you are a technical talent, but the last time you showed your strengths, you were in prison for a long time!"

Scott is full of confidence: "This time is different. This time I am bathed in the great humanity of the captain, and my skills have been improved in an all-round way, and I have grown!"

Sam: "...is there?"

Scott gave him a reassuring look: "Don't worry, the plan this time is absolutely foolproof! And it won't implicate you. At that time, you will be responsible for posting on the forum to incite the emotions of the people, and it will be fine to cover me for swiping votes. "

Sam: "So in the end, we still have to rely on low-end ticket swiping? I have the agreed-upon technology, and I have it in the world?"

Scott: "I also want to hack into his official website and directly put [Superhero Theme Restaurant] at the top, but I don't know why, the fear of being jailed surrounds me—"

Sam hurriedly said: "No need, your plan is even scarier, let's just swipe the ticket!"

When Gusanna arrived at the restaurant by stepping on the spot, what she saw was the two of Sam huddled in the corner, with the brim of their hats pressed down extremely low, discussing something furtively.

Gusanna became curious and couldn't help but glanced over. The two were quite vigilant. Before she reached the table, she raised her head and smiled at her at the same time. Then Scott remembered something, The expression on his face suddenly froze.

Gushanna: "???"

Sam also noticed something was wrong with his teammates, and lip-synced: [What's wrong? 】

Scott remained calm, tapped his fingers on the table, and conveyed the message in Morse code: [I was in a hurry when I came out, and I forgot to put on makeup. 】

After all, he was a strictly trained agent. Sam understood what he meant in seconds. He glanced at the bewildered Gushanna from the corner of his eye, feeling anxious in his heart.

what to do?what to do?I came out in a hurry today, I didn't draw my eyebrows, I didn't put on my fake beard, I didn't even draw my eyeliner!What if Gushanna recognizes her?What will happen to Peter's safety in the future?

Moreover, Gu Shanna is the owner of [Superhero Theme Restaurant], so she must know more or less about superheroes, Yaoshou!If she recognizes her, will it damage the glorious and great image of [Avengers] among the people?

Sam had imagined so much, but Guzanne had only one thought: they look good without their disguises!

Just when Sam was calm on the surface and anxious like a falcon on a hot pot, Comrade Scott spoke. As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone at the scene was stunned——

"Oh, little sister, we meet again, what a coincidence!"

Gushanna: "..."

Sam glared at him, and also sent a message in Morse code: [This is someone else's restaurant, isn't it normal for the boss to come to inspect it? 】

Scott didn't seem to see it, and continued to smile and said: "Oh, Gotham is really beautiful and outstanding. It's only been a few days, and my sunburn has healed! Of course, the most important thing is your little sister. The food was delicious and healed all the wounds of my soul and body..."

Gushanna: "..."

Sam rolled his eyes, and tapped his fingers on the table quickly: [All the trauma of the mind and body... Are you okay? 】

Sand Sculpture Ant-Man is well-deserved of his reputation, Gushanna suppressed his internal injuries from laughing, and tried to control his facial expression, saying: "Congratulations! Did you grab the goose small pot rice noodles in clear soup?"

Scott quickly expressed frustration: "It's too late, I didn't grab it!"

Gu Shanna said: "In order to thank you for the materials you provided, I will ask the kitchen to add another portion for you two, my treat!"

Sam was still in a dazed state, but Scott's eyes lit up, and he said expectantly, "Really?"

Gushanna smiled and said: "Of course it is true, but you two just eat it secretly, and don't make it public, lest other customers know it and affect it badly."

Scott nodded, with a well-behaved and sensible face: "Understood, thank you, little sister!"

Sam who received a limited amount of goose small pot rice noodles in clear soup for no reason: Happiness comes so bald, my head is a little cold.JPG

Gushanna meant what she said, and immediately went to the kitchen to talk to Julia, and Li Han happened to be there, so she casually told him about the free order, so as to save her from making another trip.

The proprietress wants to use limited dishes as a favor, and Li Han has nothing to object to, not to mention that the guests come from afar, and they provide the proprietress with a lot of writing materials. It is really nothing to give two bowls of rice noodles in a small pot.

Gushanna tried the freshly made sauce, and saw that there was nothing to worry about in the kitchen, so she went back to the office to handle other business.

Well, in fact, with a capable store manager like Li Han, Gu Shanna doesn't have much business to deal with. At most, it's just signing bills, scolding and scolding ignorant employees (almost none), and talking to a few suppliers. Call and chat, get in touch.

In the end, Gushanna took out the notebook that recorded the recipes, and while looking through it for new inspiration, he logged on to the blog and replied to Watson's private message.

On the way to the restaurant just now, the blog app sent Gushanna several private messages from Watson. She wanted to go back, but Dick forbade her to play with her mobile phone while walking, so she had to give up.

"I usually stare at my phone and spatula at home, can you take a good look at me when I'm taking a walk?" Dick said aggrievedly, "You heartless girl, you've been tired of me for a long time now... "

Gushanna: "..."

Although the cuteness of a strong man is a bit scary, but after watching for a long time, Gu Shanna's filter is getting thicker and thicker. No matter what Dick does, she can find out the cuteness and like it from the bottom of her heart.

Hey, falling in love makes people dizzy, I really have a way!

In short, Gushanna was busy caring for Dick's injured little heart all the way, so she didn't reply to Dr. Watson, who has been enthusiastic about cooking recently.

These words can be regarded as leisure, Gu Shanna felt that the screen of the mobile phone was too small, so she logged into the web version of the blog, and there were indeed a dozen private messages from Dr. Watson in the inbox.

Watson: [Hello, I tried to make sweet and sour pork ribs again this morning. Although the fire was a bit high when the juice was collected, and some places were burnt, the taste is very good, much better than last night. The following is my recipe today. Early homework. 】

Afterwards, there were several pictures of sweet and sour pork ribs. Gu Shanna swiped the touchpad and looked at each one carefully.

I have to say that Watson deserves to be a graduate of medical school. He is cautious and rigorous in his work. Even when cutting ribs, he has to trim each piece neatly and arrange them into a perfect square when arranging the plate.

Watson: [My roommate also likes this dish very much. He said it is more delicious than eating mushrooms that are prone to food poisoning. 】

In fact, the night before, Watson not only made sweet and sour pork ribs, but also stir-fried fresh mushrooms. Since it was his first time cooking Chinese food, from the choice of mushrooms to the final presentation, he broadcast live to Gushanna through private messages.

And the great detective Sherlock Holmes, after knowing that Watson learned the recipe from strangers on the Internet, couldn't help deciphering Watson's computer password again, and sent a long email to Gushanna.

In the email, a certain detective not only told Gushanna about the dangers and toxicity of mushrooms, but also firmly stated at the end of the email that even if he died of starvation, he would jump off the stairs and die outside, and he would never eat a bite for cooking. Watson, who has basically zero skills, made vegetarian fried fresh mushrooms without knowing whether they were fried or not.

Therefore, seeing that private message, Gushanna couldn't help but hahahaha: [So, your roommate still refused to eat that vegetable fried fresh mushroom? 】

Watson: [Why didn't you eat?Most of the whole plate of stir-fried fresh mushrooms went into his stomach. 】

Gushanna: 【………】

Sure enough, everyone can't escape Wang Jingze's true fragrance philosophy law. In "Detective Cat Ears", she wrote Sherlock Holmes as a super cute character with an upright mouth, and she has no sense of disobedience with real people.

Gu Shanna gave Watson a few more tips on cooking. Seeing that the time was almost up, she wanted to open the document and write an update.

Buckle up!

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and after getting her response, Li Han pushed the door in and said with excitement and excitement on his face: "Madam Boss! There is a serious food show sending us an invitation to cooperate!"

When Gushanna heard it, she couldn't sit still: "What program? How's the ratings?"

Li Han: "The program is called "A Fatty Eats and Travels". The first season has just finished, and several relatives in my family are following it. The program wants to invite us to the second season."

This show, because Alfred likes to watch it, Gu Shanna has heard of it, and knows that the target restaurant of this show in the second season of the audition, [Superhero Theme Restaurant] does not seem to be ranked very well, even if you find The navy may not necessarily be selected by swiping votes.

Although she spent most of her time as a hands-off shopkeeper, she still had basic vigilance, so Gushanna told Li Han her doubts.

Li Han quickly explained: "The program team told me that the audition is just a cover. Rising stars in the catering industry like us are all pre-appointed and don't need to participate in the audition."

In this case, Gu Shanna had nothing to worry about, and immediately handed over the matter of being on the show to Li Han, and said something else when she needed to come forward.

One of the goals in life is about to be achieved, and Li Han is also very happy. After repeatedly assuring Gu Shanna that there will be no mistakes, he walked out of the office with short legs.

The author has something to say: Scott: Brush! ! ! ! ! !

Sam: Duck! ! ! ! ! !

Li Han: Huh hee hee hee!We don't need to participate in the audition or swipe our votes, we are strong, we have already decided by default~

Thanks to the little angels for irrigating me with nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of flying butter, 1 bottle of Yunqing wine, 1 bottle of LLL

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ^_^