[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Subject post: I never thought that one day I would look for Reuters pictures of the menu everywhere!

Posted by: Pumpkin Rabbit

Contents:

The author really didn't expect that at a young age, he would fall into the trap of chasing stars. What he was chasing was not just ordinary singers, but a restaurant!

Yes, you read that right, the author's idol is a restaurant.

A few days ago, a friend from the TV station said that this restaurant is going to be on the show, and it is likely to "seduce" customers with the newly developed limited menu.

From the day I heard the news, the author tossed and turned, couldn't sleep at night, and originally planned to catch up with the shooting scene (highlighted), but I had to travel temporarily due to work, so I didn't make it.

But as an older star chasing dog, how could I give up so easily?

First, to watch the live broadcast, then download the software and register an account, until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night.After the live broadcast ended, I frantically searched for Reuters on Twitter. Although there is only Reuters for grilled Thanos platter, and there is no picture of the important dishes, the author is already very satisfied (...).

You may not believe me, but after the author typed this paragraph, looking back at what I wrote, I felt that I was crazy.

1L:

author?Hahahahaha this is like a self-proclaimed in the 70s, it can be seen that the host is really old hahahaha so cute!

3L:

Could it be another fan of that Sao operation restaurant?

4L:

At first I thought it was the navy, but after looking at the poster's posting record, oh, it turned out to be a master of a certain area, and the time I played on the forum was almost half my age!

God, do your fans know that you have become a star-struck dog of a restaurant?

……

10L:

sky!God, why did you come from the museum area to the gossip area?

Is "World Fantasy Monster Chronicle" still serialized?Just finished talking about monsters in Egyptian mythology, we are still waiting for you to talk about monsters in Greek mythology!

15L (reply from the landlord):

When will the author eat the superhero limited menu, and when will he resume the serialization of "World Fantasy Monster Chronicle"!

17L:

? ? ?Landlord, don't be too capricious!

21L:

Which restaurant's menu is the superhero limited menu?I'm going to steal a copy for the male god right now (no)

27L:

KY, I'm afraid Chaoying Restaurant is going to play shit this time, isn't that what spoofs do?And that counts as infringement, right?

28L:

Knowing that you are KY and blind BB?Come on, give him a fork out!

……

New York, Stark Building.

"I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said, can you say it again? What's the matter with the braise?"

Tony couldn't breathe from laughing, the wound on his chest was hurting, Pepper gave him a disapproving look, and reached out to grab the phone.

Tony tried his best to protect the phone, and begged: "Don't, my dear, in three seconds, I want to hear the name of the dish from the reporter friend again hahahaha!"

Pepper rolled her eyes gracefully: "Since I received the first call from the reporter this morning, you have heard the name of the superhero limited menu at least a hundred times."

"I know, I know!" Tony raised his index finger, gesturing for her to be quiet, and a reporter's voice came faintly from the receiver, "Is that the braised Captain America's shield? Hahahahahaha, what is the shield again? Turtle hahahahahaha!"

Tony's earth-shattering laughter echoed in the lounge, and Thor happened to pass by, showing a puzzled look.

Seeing the man on the sofa laughing so hard that he almost rolled to the ground, Pepper couldn't bear it any longer. He rushed over and snatched the phone, and said into the receiver: "Okay, the interview is over. Mr. Stark needs to rest. Goodbye!"

Just hang up the phone.

"Hey, how can you be so rude!" Tony complained while wiping away tears, "At least wait for the other party to finish speaking before hanging up the phone!"

"Politeness? You? Hehe!" Pepper was annoyed, "Do you need me to make a list of the media friends you have offended over the years?"

Tony struggled to straighten his body, trying not to touch the wounds on his hands and chest, and murmured, "I've reformed myself now..."

Before Pepper could speak, Thor laughed and said, "My friend, you are so funny! When the press conference was held yesterday, you smashed the reporter with balls of hamburger paper!"

"Listen! Listen!" Pepper's eyes softened when he saw Thor, "Don't give him a drink, I'll come as soon as I go."

As soon as Pepper left, Tony hit Thor with a pillow: "The intimacy and friendship we promised, you should be on my side at this time."

Thor smiled: "I'm sorry, seeing Pepper insulting you, I couldn't help but want to help her."

Tony gritted his teeth: "It's really a plastic friendship, plastic!"

Thor's mood was not affected at all, and he still smiled happily: "I just heard you talking about braised shields, what's wrong? You Zhongting people are expanding the range of ingredients again, even weapons?"

Speaking of this, Tony didn't care about the entanglement of plastic war friendship, he beamed and said: "No! Let me tell you, do you still have an impression of the superhero-themed restaurant in Gotham? His family has a new superhero limited menu , Wow, that dish name is so bold!"

Thor cooperated very much: "What a bold way?"

Tony cleared his throat pretentiously, and said with the pretentious accent of a TV anchor: "Scallion and Ginger Batman, Red Hooded Pudding, Robin Jerky, Stewed Chaoying in Iron Pot, Lemon Roasted Sea King with Roasted Red Robin, Roasted Overwhelming platter, here comes the most powerful one: Braised Captain America—”

Thor: "!!!"

"—shield."

Thor wiped the cold sweat off his head, and complained: "My friend, can you please stop panting when you report the name of the dish?"

Tony thought about it for a moment and then wanted to laugh: "Hahahahaha Peter's boss has a big brain, do you think I should send a lawyer's letter to scare her?"

Since last night, Reuters of "A Fat Eater and Travel" was posted on the Internet, the phone calls of the staff of Stark Industries' secretarial department and public relations department have been ringing, and the outside world is very curious that Tony knows that superheroes are made into " Vegetables" What is the reaction.

In particular, his old rival Batman is also on the menu. "Batman" is also skinned and boned, and then fried in hot oil. It is said that the taste is quite good.

"Forget it, it's better not to scare the little girl with a lawyer's letter." Tony couldn't stop laughing, "I'll call Peter and ask him when the superhero limited menu will be on shelves. I'm treating you. Let's go eat together. !"

Thor thought for a few seconds, and readily agreed: "Okay! Call the captain, let's share his shield together!"

When it came to the last sentence, both of them showed mean and mischievous expressions, and exchanged tacit glances, waiting to see the captain's reaction when he ate his own shield.

When Peter received Tony's call, he was happy but also a little nervous. As soon as the media posted the specific content of the superhero limited menu on the Internet, Mr. Stark came to "consolate" himself.

Peter took two deep breaths before answering the phone: "Hi, Mr. Stark, how are you?"

"Two broken ribs, all bruises on the arm, barely considered good!" Tony's tone sounded brisk, "So what, kid, when will your restaurant's superhero limited menu be on shelves?"

Come, come, come, come!

Peter could feel that his adrenaline was soaring crazily, the blood all over his body rushed to the top of his head, and the rushing blood in his ears made a loud noise, and for a moment he thought he was deaf.

"Hurry up!" Peter stammered, "The proprietress wants to launch this limited menu when the show is officially broadcast, but the production cycle of an episode of the show takes two to three weeks, and a batch of samples will be distributed every day during this period. Quota, first come, first served!"

Li Han and Hannah are responsible for the specific publicity of the restaurant, and Peter glanced at the group, so he doesn't know the details.

Tony immediately asked, "When will this event start?"

Peter muttered, "Just these two days!"

Just now when he passed by the office, he heard Gu Shanna saying: "The heat is just right now, so many people from all over the world are staring at us, it's not in vain. You arrange it, just for a few days, three dishes per day. Ten servings, enough to whet the appetite of customers."

"Delivering food?" Tony asked. "I remember your delivery man is Wally. For him, it shouldn't be a problem to cross two continents in a few seconds!"

Peter was nervous for a while: "The proprietress said that the limited dishes will not be taken out, and the new dishes to try will not be delivered."

The other party was silent.

After a while, Tony said decisively: "Keep an eye on the trend of the superhero limited menu for me, will you act like a baby to young women? Find a chance to act like a baby with your boss."

The more Peter listened, the more confused he became, with question marks all over his head: "What are you doing acting like a baby? Shanna has a boyfriend, I, I..."

I don't want to break my face with Dick, and I can fight one out of N at that time. The three younger brothers in his family alone are enough for me.

Tony sighed and said, "Hey, I have taught you too little. Is acting like a baby to please girls is just to pursue girls?"

Peter asked, "Isn't it?"

"Of course not!" Tony said righteously, "The reason for acting like a baby to please girls is to open the back door for my friends, so that I can book a table of superhero limited menus in advance!"

Peter: "..."

That night, under Tony's instigation, Peter found Gusanna eagerly and eagerly, preparing to perform the newly learned method of coquettish hugging thighs.

However, before Peter had time to act, Gushanna asked, "Did your friends in New York know about the superhero limited menu?"

Peter nodded with difficulty: "Got it."

Not only do you know it, you're almost going to fry it, okay?

It is said that the captain hugged his shield tightly all day long, and everyone who clamored to eat the captain's shield was warned by his eyes.

Hey, the captain is still too gentle with his own people.If it were Bucky, if he heard someone trying to eat his metal arm, the other person might be lying on the ground in the blink of an eye.

Peter was thinking about it there, Gushanna opened the drawer, took out a stack of beautifully made meal coupons, and handed it to him: "This is for the supreme VIP, if they want to try something new, they should call Li Han in advance .We booked the classroom next door again, this time into a private room, which will definitely provide them with a quiet dining environment.”

Gusanna's words were not complicated, and the sentence structure was simple, but Peter was stunned for a long time before he understood what she was saying.

"Great!" Peter hugged Gushanna excitedly, and after a few tenths of a second thought of Dick's murderous eyes, he quickly let go, "Great, great, great!"

Gushanna: "???"

Of course, Peter couldn't say that Mr. Stark wanted to eat Batman with onion and ginger so badly that he even encouraged him to act like a baby to Gushanna in order to get a chance to try it in advance.

behave in a spoiled manner……

help!Isn't this embarrassing him, the fat spider?

Holding the stack of textured meal coupons, Peter relaxed and wept with joy: "I, I will call Mr. Stark right away, thank you lady boss!"

Peter ran away in a hurry, and Gushanna stayed where he was, watching his excited figure disappear at the end of the corridor, a little funny and a little happy.

Huh, if the superheroes are full of praise for the superhero limited menu, the popularity of the restaurant will explode after the news is released.

And she will launch the second, third and even fourth superhero-limited menus in the future. As long as you seize the opportunity and the superhero's golden thighs, the progress of the task will be shortened by one third, not to mention half. .

Although she was now able to live in harmony with the system, it still annoyed Guzanne to think that she and Dick might be watched by another pair of eyes during the intimate moments.

[Successors of socialism, don't take me so seriously, our system has integrity!Since you left the team of single dogs, the Cosmic Poverty Alleviation System Alliance has blocked my [-]/[-] surveillance rights. As long as the two of you have any intimate behavior, I will be forced to go offline, and I will not be able to see or hear anything. 】

"Otherwise? What else do you want to do if you don't go offline?" Gu Shanna pissed off the system first, and then praised, "The Cosmic Poverty Alleviation System Alliance is really a good alliance!"

System: [QAQ]

They are also a good system that loves their posts, is dedicated, gentle and considerate, why don't they ever praise them?

The author has something to say: Tony: Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me!

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