[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

On the first day of Desperate World, Gushanna encountered an unprecedented test in life.

First of all, the huge amount of supplies that Dick brought in was so large that the heavy-duty trucks could not fit it. Finally, it was barely filled with the invincible container of the universe that Lucifer helped find.

How big is that container?

It is probably a mini version of Mount Tai. Looking around, it is really a small hill rising from the ground, which is quite eye-catching.

Because the containers were too big, Rachel didn't dare to put them directly in the city center. Instead, she found an abandoned farm near the city, and put them in the dense forest behind the mountain so that they wouldn't have to wait until they landed. He was watched by the police.

Gushanna used the Gaode map to locate it. It is ten kilometers away from her home, ten kilometers...

This does not include the distance they walked from the dense forest to the gate of the farm.

In fact, the distance is not the main problem. This farm was only closed due to the poor management of the previous owner. There are several prosperous farmhouses around, so it is not considered deserted.

Dick ran out to inquire around, and found out that motorcycles could be rented, and there was a farm that could also rent pickup trucks.

The crux of the matter is what's in the container.

If there are only food, daily necessities, sports equipment and clothes in it, it’s okay. Because Nanyi borders several countries, trade exchanges are very frequent, and there are many rentable warehouses in satellite cities.

Unfortunately, there are not only these daily necessities in the container, but also weapons such as guns and ammunition obtained by Jason. These things are strictly controlled dangerous equipment in China, and illegal carrying is strictly prohibited.

Even if they hide in a rented warehouse, they must first pass the strict inspection of police dogs. Once they are caught, the two of them can join hands in prison.

If it was in Gotham, with Dick's connections and power, this kind of problem would be a piece of cake. However, there is no Gotham in the current plane, and Dick can't help at all.

As for Gushanna, in this plane, she is a successor to socialism with five principles, four beauties and three passions. She has never done anything illegal and disciplined. Now let her find a big brother on the road to help hide weapons, that is a vivid example. Emoji package——

Aren't you embarrassing me, Fat Tiger? .JPG

Dick was obviously too excited when he was packing his luggage, he forgot about it, scratched his head and said, "Then...how about you try turning the container into a small cake?"

Gushanna: "Honey, have you forgotten that this plane has some restrictions on me? The last time I came back, my ability completely disappeared."

After hearing this, Dick looked down at the mud under his feet, and suddenly said cautiously: "So, I... Am I stepping on your mother now?"

"..." Gushanna Khan said, "This world was indeed created by my mother, but she has completely disappeared..."

As she spoke, Gushanna felt sad in her heart. At that time, she was still too young to completely forget the appearance of her biological parents. The only time she heard her mother's voice was in a hallucination.

Dick also fell silent. He didn't intend to bring up this matter, maybe he had a similar experience, and he felt the same for Gushanna's emotions.

The two stood in the huge shadow cast by the container in silence for a moment, until Gushanna suddenly realized a new problem: "Oh, since Gotham doesn't exist, then you are a black household!"

Dick: "..."

How inconvenient the daily life of black households is. People who often watch the system know that they cannot apply for bank cards, cannot take airplanes, cannot take high-speed rail, and they cannot buy bus tickets at stations with strict inspections.

Gu Shanna almost vomited blood: "You can't even go out like this, how can we play happily?"

Dick was also a little devastated: "Or can I hide in the trunk of the car? Find a way to get under the car when it comes to inspection."

Gushanna: "I don't know how to drive, and I wanted to rent you a car."

Dick: "..."

Gushanna: "......"

In the original plan, this "trip" was said to be an escape, and it was more like a leisurely and sweet long vacation for a young couple.

The two of them were too busy before, and there was very little time for serious dating, and they wanted to take this opportunity to make up for it, but they never expected that the plan could not keep up with the changes, and now they can only stay at home all day.

Gushanna thought for a while, and said: "Otherwise, you should go back to Gotham, I can do it by myself, anyway, Black Wing can't make it through, I—"

"No!" Dick vetoed it flatly, "How do you know that the CIA in this plane has no action plan against the supernatural beings?"

Gusanna was poor at words, but she didn't want Dick to hide at home all day. She had seen a TV show before. There was a mentally ill mother who locked her normal daughter in the house for a long time, and the little girl went crazy.

Gusanna told Dick the story, and Dick's head was full of black lines after hearing it: "Sweetheart, I don't think my situation is comparable to that little girl, and you are not mentally ill."

Gushanna: "Then what should I do? You don't want to go back, I don't have supernatural powers, and I carry so many control devices that are enough for us to live in prison for more than ten years. I was chased and intercepted by the police here, and I was hacked in Gotham. Is there any difference between chasing and intercepting?"

Dick looked up at the towering container, sighed, and said in resignation: "Well, you go home by yourself, and I'll pick some weapons that are easy to carry and hang around your house."

Gushanna didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Where can you, a black household, live?"

Dick raised his eyebrows and said coolly: "You actually doubt my ability? Do you really think that ten years of stealth lessons are for nothing?"

Gushanna: "Then what do you do when you eat? There are many restaurants near my house, but the neighbors in the neighborhood are very vigilant, and they will immediately report to the police station when they see a foreigner who looks strange."

Dick hesitated for a moment: "I can sneak into your house in the middle of the night to eat leftovers, or you can pretend to feed the cat and bring me something to eat when you go for a walk."

This time Gushanna's head was full of black lines: "Why are you bothering?"

Dick didn't rush to answer, he raised his hand to touch the soft hair on the top of Gushanna's head, his palm slid all the way down, and finally rubbed her cheek affectionately: "This is called the self-cultivation of a perfect boyfriend, and when you find a boyfriend in the future, let him come The sewers near your house are messed up, and if it doesn't take more than ten days, you will be directly disqualified from the competition."

Gusanna wanted to cry and laugh at the same time, but suddenly a strong emotion protruded from the bottom of her heart, and she leaned forward to hug him, but Dick froze all over, grabbed her shoulder suddenly, and refused the hug.

Guzanne nailed in place like a skewed Leaning Tower of Pisa: "???"

Dick looked around vigilantly, and said cautiously: "I'm a little scared to make an intimate move with you in front of your parents."

Gushanna: "..."

So this stalk is hard to pass, right?

It's not like Dick never kissed a girl in front of his parents before, but most of those parents were ordinary people with neither clairvoyance nor ear, so as long as they were not excessive, his personal safety would not be endangered.

But Shanna's parents are different. Supernatural beings are such miraculous existences. Even if they have been turned into ashes in theory, who knows if they will suddenly open their eyes and monitor everything in this world [-]/[-]? ?

Although what he said made sense, Gusanna still wanted to hit someone when she heard it. She pounced on Dick's cheek and said, "You describe it so creepy, I-oh!"

puff!

The mountain-high container behind him suddenly turned into a durian, and Dick turned into a blueberry.

Gushanna: "!!!"

Then came the familiar coolness on the left wrist, exactly the same as in Gotham.

I don't know if some mechanism was triggered to revoke the protection of this person from her.

Gushanna couldn't help but think that if she were to write this story, it would probably be handled as the heroine's parents were very touched by Dick's confession, thinking that her daughter had indeed found a perfect boyfriend who could protect her well, so they lifted the Limitations on his abilities... eh.

But right now, it seems she is protecting Dick Kuroto...

Gushanna didn't want to think about it any further. Her life has been chaotic enough since she was forcibly bound by the system, not to mention that it is usually difficult to get a sure answer for things related to supernatural powers.

Blueberry Dick cheered: "What did I say, your parents are watching! From now on, you are not allowed to kiss me, I am afraid that lightning will suddenly fall from the sky and chop me into blueberry jam."

Gu Shanna rolled her eyes: "Who wants to kiss you? No, I want to change the shape of the container. This durian is too heavy for me to hold."

When Gushana was walking ten kilometers home with a bag of fruit (thanks to Rachel for choosing a safe place to stay), in a room next to the superhero-themed restaurant, the Avengers were debating whether to eat or not. A heated discussion ensued over the dishes served.

Sam and Scott had blank faces the whole time, and their minds went blank.

In fact, after Peter's explanation of the Black Wing Project, Gushanna's ability, and repeated emphasis that the source of raw materials for the restaurant is absolutely safe and reliable, everyone in the Avengers with super receptivity has calmed down.

Natasha even raised the spoon, wanting to take a bite of Meiling porridge that smelled bean-scented and looked extremely smooth.

The bad thing is that the little boy said at the end: "It's nothing to make a big change, the lady boss is best at turning people into dishes that are exactly the same as the real thing——"

Avengers: "!!!!!!"

It's not enough for her, her, her to turn humans into fruits, but also to turn them into dishes? !

Now here comes the question, since the proprietress of the restaurant can directly turn people into food, omitting all the steps of cooking, then the food sold in the restaurant...?

The way everyone looked at the food on the table changed immediately.

Reminiscent of Peter saying that the proprietress is busy running for her life, the Avengers suddenly had a very bad association——

Could it be that the proprietress is killing people, stealing goods and selling human flesh, and now that something has happened, that's why she is in a hurry to run for her life?

Sam and Scott were speechless, and they both silently shed lasagna tears in their hearts, confessing that they had eaten the same kind without knowing it.

"..." Peter said helplessly, weakly, "We really don't sell human flesh...really..."

Tony said earnestly: "Son, don't be fooled by false colleagues—"

With a serious face, Dr. Banner tapped the nearest dish with a spoon, and said softly, "Hi, is anyone there?"

Thor shook the can of sparkling water vigorously, and while shaking, he asked loudly: "My friend, can you talk? If you can talk, just say hello!"

Peter: "..."

Steve crossed his arms and stared at the pudding in front of him. Bucky stared at his cranberry scone in the same posture. Natasha held up the spoon with a look of hesitation.

As for Sam and Scott, who lived in Gotham for a while and ran to the restaurant every day, the emotions of the two capital letters gradually collapsed.

Pepper & Happy: Who can stand this.JPG

There was a lot of noise in the room, and this was the first time Peter encountered such a situation. He didn't know what to do for a while, he couldn't find the persuasive power user, right?

"Is everyone okay?"

Pietro's arrival broke the weird atmosphere in the room. He jogged around the table and greeted every colleague. Unfortunately, everyone was immersed in indescribable complex emotions, and there were very few responders.

Pietro wondered, "What happened to them?"

Peter: "After seeing the proprietress' abilities, they worried that the food sold in the restaurant was changed by people."

"Isn't it?" Pietro exclaimed exaggeratedly, "You are the avengers, why don't you even have basic common sense?"

Tony: "???"

He didn't understand the necessary connection between common sense and the sale of human flesh in restaurants.

Pietro: "If the restaurant really sells human flesh, our customer traffic is full every day, how much food do we need? It's been more than half a year since it opened, and there must be at least hundreds of thousands of missing persons from all over the country? You charge Has there been a similar report?"

Tony was taken aback: "...No."

"That's it." Pietro patted him on the shoulder, and said in the tone of his old father who hated iron and steel, "What's wrong with you today, is the collective IQ offline? It's really worrying!"

Peter nodded sympathetically.

Tony: "..."

You two little bastards...

"By the way, where's Wanda?" Pietro wanted to ask a long time ago, "And what about that idiot with a diamond on his forehead? Why didn't they come?"

Everyone in Fulian said in unison: "They eloped again."

Pietro: "!!!!!!"

Eloped, or again? !I do not agree I do not allow!

Pietro: "Peter, help me ask Li Han for a few days off, I'm going to find them!"

Peter: "Okay, but you run out like this, your dad—"

It's a pity that Pete started to go out when he heard "OK". Before leaving, he didn't forget to pull Thor's beard and leave a sentence: "I like your little braid——!"

Pietro came and went in a hurry, leaving no cloud behind. Peter chased him but couldn't catch up, and no one answered his calls. He probably forgot to bring his mobile phone.

"Okay." Peter put away his phone resignedly and murmured, "I can only wish you a safe journey, buddy."

Before the superheroes' dishes were served, Peter returned to the restaurant and took a leave of absence for Pietro on the grounds that "something happened at home".

Li Han was surprised and said, "Is there something wrong at home? Has his father come here again?"

Li Han also knows a little bit about the conflict between Pietro and his old father. The last time Eric ran to Gotham to catch his son with great fanfare, it was not because of Wally's wit and Gushana's unique ability that Pietro might have gone back to using a wheelchair.

"It has nothing to do with his father this time." Peter said hesitantly, "I just don't know how it will develop in the future, hey."

Li Han also looked worried, but he couldn't help much, so he rubbed his hands anxiously.

"I will find a way to contact him." Peter reassured, "Pietro still has an answering machine, I will try again later."

The superheroes ordered a lot of dishes, and Peter ran several times before delivering them all, and sat down next to Tony.

Then Tony asked if anyone wanted to give a speech, and everyone said that if you are willing to speak, you can say it. After so long, we are really hungry.

Tony actually had a lot of things to say. After thinking about it, he finally said something succinctly: "Today we gathered together happily, and I hope that there will still be quite a few of you in ten years' time."

Even if the speech is over.

Generally speaking, after Tony finished speaking, he could start eating, but because of the previous accident, no one wanted to be the first to act, and they all waited for their companions to be the first to eat crabs.

Peter looked left and right, and everyone in the Avengers also looked at him, and the eyes were self-evident: You are an employee of the restaurant, and you eat the food of the restaurant every day, you serve first!

After reading the signal launched by his teammates, Peter picked up the spoon without hesitation, and took a big mouthful of Meiling porridge.

Everyone in the Avengers focused on Peter, staring at his mouth without blinking. Tony made [Friday] always pay attention to his various physiological data.

A few minutes later, Peter finished eating Meiling porridge, and his physical condition seemed to be beyond ordinary people on [Friday], and there was no possibility of sudden death.

Thor also said that he didn't hear any human-like screams from the food, and the others felt relieved and began to eat.

Peter: "..."

Peter: "Guys, aren't you kidding? I used to pack takeaways from restaurants for you. Aren't you happy?"

Tony scratched his nose: "That's what I said, but at that time we didn't know that the lady boss had that ability."

"Did our brains get muddled just now?" Natasha held up a spoon in confusion, "It's like our brains have entered a dead end, and we can't turn around."

Tony refused to admit that he was stuck just now, but he was too busy eating Batman onion and ginger to speak.

To be honest, Tony has been to many well-known restaurants. The culinary skills of famous chefs are naturally far superior to those of [Superhero Theme Restaurant], and their concepts are also quite advanced, but for some reason, they always feel that their ingredients are not good enough.

For a moment, Tony suspected that because of Peter's relationship, he had a filter for this restaurant.But after comparing the most commonly eaten beef, he is sure that it is not the filter, but the quality of the ingredients in this restaurant is really excellent.

But Tony didn't continue to think about this question deeply, because he found that he was only distracted for a short while, and the two lemon baked sea kings were almost bottomed out.

And Thor was coveting the meaty crab pot in front of Bucky with piercing eyes, and he almost pounced on it.

Bucky's reaction was also quite fast, he jumped up suddenly, and his hand was like lightning. In a short while, he picked out the largest pieces of crab meat in the pot.

When Thor saw it, he couldn't sit still anymore, and immediately embraced it with both arms boldly, and directly carried the pot of the Crab Fort away.

The elegant-looking Dr. Banner held a small piece of crab claw: "..."

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Tony hurriedly restrained himself and joined the battle for food.Although this inexplicably aroused competitive spirit and fighting spirit, even he himself couldn't figure out what was going on.

Probably because Batman's meat is so delicious!

While a few toddlers (Steve's words) were fighting over the rest of the pot of crab burgers, everyone else was busy asking Peter for his restaurant's special culinary skills.

"Why are their chicken breasts so tender and juicy?" Pepper couldn't believe. "Is it the type of chicken? Or slow cooking? Or a different tenderizing technique?"

She said so much, but Peter only understood two sentences: "The way of chicken breasts seems to be something that Dick learned from some ancient kitchen book. I don't know the breed of chicken, and the supplier is a friend of the proprietress. "

When asked about specific cooking skills, Peter didn't know what to ask. He was just an ordinary waiter, who occasionally worked part-time as a publicity worker, and had to squeeze out time to write for the "Daily Bugle", so he really didn't have time to study cooking skills.

Colonel Rhodes hadn't seen him for a long time, but he often saw articles signed by him in the newspaper, so he chatted with Peter, chatting about Gotham's social security and customs, which was a distraction.

Pepper ate another chicken spring roll with mixed vegetables. Compared with red meat, the taste of chicken breast meat is lighter, and the vegetables cut into strips are naturally sweet. The combination of the two makes the taste very refreshing. Comfortable.

The most important thing is that the chicken breast is very tender and juicy, exactly like the delicate taste in cartoons, which puzzled Pepper very much.

As the CEO of Stark Industries, she has eaten at not one thousand but one hundred high-end restaurants, and the chefs of many of these restaurants are bigwigs in the industry. No matter how powerful Peter's proprietress is, she should not be able to surpass these seniors technically. ……Bar?

However, [Superhero Theme Restaurant]'s mixed vegetable chicken roll is better than other restaurants. The fact is in front of him, and Pepper can't help but doubt life.

This is really a bit unfair to the famous chefs in high-end restaurants. After all, Gushanna has a system, and the ingredients used are all of fairy quality. The chef is still a full-level advanced bionic with stability and bonuses. The taste of the food can basically reach [super class].

Julia is not yet full of stars. When she succeeds in her ascension in the future, even the simplest stewed eggs will have a [top-level] taste that is difficult for normal humans to achieve.

(Chefs of other restaurants: "You are bullying us for not hanging up!")

In the sea of ​​revelry, Steve who remained silent was very conspicuous. Although he also ate a lot, he just ate silently without making any noise.

Natasha kept paying attention to his expression. Seeing Steve staring at the bowl of braised Captain America's shield motionless, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, she whispered to Patton next to him.

Natasha: "Hey, if there is a bowl of braised Hawkeye's bow and arrow here, would you eat it?"

Button thought for a moment, and said decisively: "Eat, why not? As long as it's not eagle-eyed eggs, I will eat them up without hesitation."

Sam had just finished eating a piece of fried noodles, and after listening to their conversation, he couldn't help interjecting, "Does that mean you don't know how to eat eagle-eyed eggs?"

"Who said that?" Barton gave him a blank look. "I just said, because the name is more embarrassing, I will hesitate for a while, and then eat it all."

Sam & Natasha: "..."

The author has something to say: Shanna: It's really hard to live in exile, and her boyfriend suddenly became a gangster.

The setting is a parallel world, and Morgan will be born after the war, so he wants Tony to live a peaceful and happy life with his wife and daughter without any burden.Although Avengers 4 gave him five years of happiness, but with Tony's character, I think he has been burdened with self-blame from the beginning to the end. QAQ is going to beat up the screenwriter again with his real name. I saw them the day before yesterday saying that Tony had already got a perfect job. Retirement life or something, I just jump up and do a jio, throwing rice on the keyboard is more reasonable than the ending they wrote (sorry for being irritable).

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