[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

"Ha, I knew it!"

It was Dirk who was the first to get rid of the stunned state.

"You are the center of the whole thing, and all the people or things related to you are changing because of you, and finally come to a perfect ending!" Dirk rubbed his hands excitedly, "Although I don't know how to explain it, but It must be, it must be, it must be!"

With a thought, Gu Shanna asked, "Is there Gotham in this world?"

Almighty Detective Agency trio: "No!"

The negation is clean and clear, sonorous and powerful, and does not allow others to think about it.

Gu Shanna didn't believe in evil, took out her mobile phone and searched online, and sure enough, as they said, there is still no Gotham in this plane.She searched Dick's name again, but found nothing.

Blueberry Dick said sadly: "It seems that Dirk's theory is not valid, because I am still a black household, and this identity is not perfect at all."

Both Farah and Todd didn't know how to comfort him, but Dirk once again said surprisingly: "You two get married!"

Everyone present: "?!?!?!"

Gu Shanna shook her hand, and her phone was startled off: "Knot, get married?!"

Dick was also shocked, and slipped directly from the edge of Gushanna's pocket, unable to get up for a long time.

Even though the two of Todd were used to seeing their friend's jumping thinking, they were quite frightened at the moment, staring at Dirk, with their mouths opening wider than the other.

Dirk frowned dissatisfiedly: "What's wrong? Didn't you understand what I said, I said—"

Farah pinched Todd's elbow and yelled, "We hear you!"

When Todd received the signal, he also tried to prevent Dirk from uttering more shocking words, and quickly said, "Aren't you hungry? Let's go, there is a new sushi restaurant in the mall next door, let's try it—"

While talking, Todd winked at Dirk crazily, so hard that his eyes almost popped out.

However, from the first day the two met, Dirk hadn't understood his hints, and this time was no exception.

"Once you get married and the relationship is formalized, the connection between you two is no longer a fluffy promise." Dirk said enthusiastically, "Besides, this world was created by your parents, how could they not give it to you?" What about the legal status of the son-in-law?"

Gushanna: "..."

Thinking about it carefully, what Dirk said was actually somewhat reasonable.

Seeing that she was really considering someone's neurotic suggestion, Farah quickly retorted: "Not necessarily, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, father-in-law and son-in-law, that's a natural incompatibility!"

Dirk asked back: "How do you know Shanna's parents don't like a son-in-law? Dick is handsome and has a good figure. I want to find him as a son-in-law."

Todd couldn't bear to look straight at him: "Stop saying a few words..."

Dick, who was dumbfounded as a raspberry, couldn't help nodding secretly in his heart. On the issue of pleasing the elders, he was ranked second, and other people present should not dare to call the number one... right?

Farah was defeated and retreated, and Todd immediately stood up to support her: "Dude, I admire your imagination, but have you ever considered that Dick is now a black household, and he can't even show his identity documents, how can he register with Shanna?" What about marriage?"

"He just doesn't have a legal document in this plane, just like us in the past." Dirk said calmly, "The two of them can go back to the previous plane first, get married and then come back, and they can have the legal documents of the double plane. identity."

Todd & Farah: "..."

All right, you win!

Although Dirk's words sound reasonable, when you think about it, they are nonsense. It reminds Gushanna of those weird couples who got married in a hurry for the sake of household registration, and ended up with constant conflicts.

Thinking about it further, Gushanna laughed out loud, "Shocked!Batman's adopted son was forced to commit himself to a private small boss in order to solve the problem of black households", this title is too poignant!

Gusanna wanted to send Damian the headline so he could show it to Bruce.

The two of Farah didn't dare to ask her why she was laughing, and they were afraid that a certain bastard would persuade her to get married again, so they hurriedly left a sentence, "Let's go to eat first, and we will talk another day", and forcibly dragged away Dirk, who expressed his strong desire.

Gushanna stood at the door of the room in a daze for a while, and then opened the door to enter. The interior layout and decoration of the room really changed, whether it was the color tone or the style of the furniture, they were very different from the previous apartment.

Gusanna put the durian in the refrigerator casually, and Dick crawled out of his pocket, found an open space and stood there, waiting for her to transform himself into a human form.

puff!

Dick got up, rubbed his face, and when he lowered his head, he met Gusanna's complicated eyes.

The two of them looked at each other for several minutes, seeing each other's faces full of hesitation, and both were wondering whether to marry hastily because of Dirk's baseless guess.

The relationship between the two is very good, and they want to maintain this relationship for a long time, but getting married...is this too far away? !

This kind of advice is only given by Dirk. He not only dares to think, but also dares to say it.

After a few more minutes, Dick smiled wryly and said, "It's better to say goodbye, this is too much fun!"

Although the marriage procedure in modern society is very simple, and they don't have any stubborn parents to deal with, it's OK to go to the city hall, but if Dick is still a black family after marriage, he must be very cautious in dealing with relationship issues in the future.

Because breaking up is easy to say and easy to implement, but divorce is different. These two words seem to be much heavier than "break up".

Gu Shanna agreed, but thinking of Dick's lack of legal status here and the inconvenience of traveling, she couldn't help feeling depressed: "This is too bad, even if it's not a pro-son-in-law, it's still a pro-son-in-law!"

"Hush!" Dick quickly covered her mouth, "Keep your voice down, don't let your parents hear, what if you get angry and send me to the slaughterhouse to kill pigs?"

Gushanna: "..."

Although he did not adopt Dirk's proposal, Gushanna was still very concerned about his theory. If the people or things related to her changed, how would her relatives and friends in this plane change?

Gu Shanna immediately opened the address book, and immediately found that the "parents" numbers had disappeared, but the contact information of several girlfriends and gay friends were still there, and the group photos in the album were still intact.

An astonishing thought flashed through his mind, Gushanna opened the webpage and searched for the names of adoptive parents.

The adoptive parents used to be celebrities in Nanyi, and they often appeared in local news reports, and they still do so now. As soon as Gu Shanna typed their names, related searches popped up.

But the two are no longer husband and wife, and have never even had any emotional connection. They are just rivals who are called "love each other and kill each other" by reporters. It is the kind of relationship that falsely praises each other during interviews.

Now that the bond between adoptive parents no longer exists, Gushanna has nothing to do with them. She found the household registration book in the drawer where she usually kept her documents, and there were only her and her grandmother's names on it.

An indescribable emotion welled up in Gusana's heart. She had witnessed her adoptive parents hating each other and struggling in a loveless and hopeless marriage since she was a child.

There is no warmth when the two are alone, and they usually start with cynicism and end with cynicism.

This is also very good.Gushanna thought with relief that Dirk was not talking nonsense, because of her influence, people and things on this plane are indeed moving towards a perfect Happy Ending.

I just don't know the current development, is it the story line originally designed by my parents?

While Gushanna was discussing the face-to-face matters with his friends, Dick was also on the phone with Farah. His identity as a criminal could not be resolved for a while, but he could work hard on aliases and false certificates.

If it was in Gotham, Dick would not even need to do these things himself. There is always a large stack of aliased documents for them to use when they go out on missions in a safe in Wayne Manor. Can stand the test.

The current situation is a bit complicated, but Dick knows that Farah is a master at forging identities. When he met at the farm outside Gotham, he figured out the background information and basic skills of the people present. He is worthy of so many years. Professional Training.

(Batman: "Cub, Dad's so proud of you.")

Dick guessed right, Farah did have a connection.

"I can help you get what you want." There was probably someone nearby, and Farah's voice was very low, "But your identity is quite special, and I'm a little worried that it will cause a new butterfly effect."

Dick was very calm: "Try it and you will know. I believe Shanna's parents will not be so ruthless."

Farah: "..."

Because Jiyou is now a full-time author and has a lot of free time at his disposal, the face-to-face this time is not limited to Nanyi, and several nearby cities with beautiful scenery are also planned.

It's just that Gushanna is still worried about Dick's black household status, and during the discussion, he is entangled in his heart during the day, neither wanting to dovetail his friends, nor to leave Dick alone at home.

For a moment, Gushanna even thought, if it doesn't work, just get married, Dick is so cute, it's worth marrying him!

But when she thought about the bad marriage of her adoptive parents, she flinched a little, so she was inevitably absent-minded, and answered irrelevant questions several times.

The friend saw that she was not in high spirits, so he asked: [Aren't these places not fun?Or is there something wrong with your timing? 】

Truffle Mankeng: [No, I can do it, I'm just struggling with a setting of the new article. 】

Mustard Sauce: [What setting? 】

Truffles: 【If there is a superhero who was born a black household and has no legal identity, and later he joins a team, then when he goes on a mission together in the future, will he not be able to pass the security check because he does not have a legal identity? ? 】

Gushanna couldn't say that this was what happened to her boyfriend, so she learned from the "My Friend Is Me" series and adapted the main elements to blur the real information as much as possible.

wasabi:【…………】

Mustard Sauce: [Your settings are still so unique...]

Mustard sauce: [Since they are all superheroes and joined the team, is there no one in the team who can solve the identity problem for this poor black hero?When you watch American TV dramas, there is always a black technology genius in the team, with fake certificates, fake identities and fake invitations, ready to beckon. 】

Truffles full of pits: [Assume that this team is full of honest people, the kind of heroes who have mutated from the poor, and their IQs are average. 】

wasabi:【…………】

Mustard Sauce: [Are you going to write a road essay?The main characters compete with each other, the one who is down-to-earth and down-to-earth?Captain Zaozhuang fights Shaolin Xia, the weapons are bricks and slippers?No high-tech components, head-to-head fight? 】

Gu Shanna was stunned for a moment, and said vaguely: [Ah, almost! 】

Mustard sauce: [Hard core, I think this article is going to be popular!As for the black household issue you mentioned, let's say that Huaxia has strictly investigated this aspect, and there is no way to do it!Handled well is a joke. 】

A pit full of truffles: [Cover your face.JPG]

Mustard Sauce: [No, no, I just want to laugh when I think of Shaolin Xia who couldn't pass the real-name authentication and was arrested by the police on duty and sent to prison! 】

Gushanna couldn't express or explain his suffering, so he could only follow the words of his friend: [Okay, then I don't care about his black household status. 】

The two chatted about other things, temporarily drafted a few scenic spots, and went about their own affairs.

After all, Jiyou relies on codewords to make a living, and she has to write at least [-] words a day, and she can only chat with her during breaks.

[Successors of socialism, look at others, then look at yourself, hey! 】

"I think this is mainly your fault." Gu Shan leaned back on the sofa, "Who asked you to arrange me to be the proprietress of the restaurant? Even if I don't code, I can survive, why should I work so hard."

system:【…………】

After all, everything is its fault, and today is also the day when I want to resign from waking up.

At night, Guzanne cooks dinner in her unfamiliar kitchen, and several times mistake salt for sugar because the order of the items has changed.

The system prompt is sounded at this time:

[Congratulations on completing the mission and unlocking the third floor of the restaurant! 】

[Congratulations on completing the task, reward two all-round chefs who are good at Chinese and Western food! 】

Gushanna's hands were covered with egg liquid, so she didn't open the APP to check in detail. The oil in the pan was already hot, but the pork chops were not yet wrapped in bread crumbs.

"Let me come!" Dick just came back, and took the plate full of bread crumbs, "By the way, Farah got me a set of fake documents. As long as it is not too high-profile, go to the airport and train station to scan If you have a sense of presence, you should be fine."

Gu Shanna was busy handling the cabbage, and she was stunned for a while before she realized: "Ah? What?"

Dick: "I said, Farah gave me a fake identity, and I can move freely in a small area. It seems that the Almighty Detective Agency still has some strength."

Dick skillfully rolled the pork chops in the bread crumbs. After wrapping them, he patted off the excess bread crumbs, and then put them in a pan with oil at the right temperature for deep frying.

Gushanna kept a shocked face throughout the whole process. After she realized it, she checked the address book immediately, for fear that the story line would change again.

Fortunately, everything in the address book is normal, and when I open the curtains and look out the window, the environment of the community has not changed in any way.

Gu Shanna contacted Amanda again, and was relieved to learn that they were still working as creative volunteers in Jinshan, and that other supernatural beings were also in their respective jobs.

Gu Shanna almost cried with joy: "Great, it won't affect you for the time being, and you shouldn't be sent to slaughter pigs."

Dick: "..."

Gusanna happily opened the refrigerator door: "To celebrate you have a full set of false certificates, add chicken legs to Farah tonight!"

Although things are not going well, Gushanna is hindered from performing well, but the ingredients are still high-quality ingredients provided by the system. The fried chicken drumsticks are crispy on the outside, showing a perfect golden color, and the meat on the inside is tender and juicy.

Guzanne fried all twelve drumsticks in one go, saved four dicks for supper, and sent the rest to the next door.

Holding the chicken leg, Farah was flattered: "Don't be so polite, just apply for a certificate, raise your hand—er, I mean special circumstances, special treatment, I am a good citizen who abides by the law."

Todd shook his head and sighed at the side, but his eyes were fixed on the big chicken legs that were so fragrant, feeling that his saliva might drip down at any moment.

Todd was still reserved, but Dirk, who came over after sniffing the scent, had already made a move. Taking advantage of Farah's inattention, he grabbed two chicken legs and ran away, singing meanly while running: "Hey hey hey, I can't catch it! "

Farah was speechless: "No one wants to arrest you."

Inspired by his friend, Todd also shot from the other side and grabbed two fat chicken legs, but he didn't run (he couldn't run), but quickly smeared his saliva evenly on the two chicken legs.

Gushanna: "..."

Farah looked at him seriously: "Honey, I don't mean to offend, but your behavior is like a dog who urinates everywhere!"

"Like a dog, like a dog, there really isn't a good restaurant in the shopping mall next door!"

For example, the sushi restaurant they went to tonight, and the hot pot restaurant they went to at noon, were so unpalatable that they wanted to pat the table and ask the boss: Who gave you the courage to open the restaurant? !

If it wasn't for the lack of dinner, Todd would not grab chicken legs with his girlfriend without image.

At this moment, Todd was happily nibbling on the chicken leg, biting down, first the crispy skin full of black pepper flavor, and then the fragrant gravy, so delicious that he wanted to grab two more.

Not to mention how tender the chicken thigh was, Todd craved it more and more, and couldn't stop at all. His greedy eyes went straight to the paper box in Farah's hand.

It's a pity that the powerful Farah didn't give him another chance. After sending Gushanna away, he ran straight to the balcony, locked the balcony door, and ate chicken legs while admiring the moon.

Todd and Dirk are pitifully holding on to the glass windows of the balcony. If the current images of the two are cartoonized, they are probably cartoon huskies whose eyes are green with hunger and look at the chicken legs and silently shed lasagna tears.

Dick, who happened to be out to dry his clothes, had a panoramic view of such a tragic scene. Thanks to the developer's unique design, the balconies of the two houses happened to face each other.

"It's so pitiful!" Dick returned to the living room and couldn't help sighing, "Suddenly I want to thank myself for taking the initiative to strike up a conversation with you that night, and I also want to thank my parents for making me so handsome, otherwise I would be lying on the glass window now That's me."

Gushanna: "??????"

The author has something to say: Dick: Although I am a black household, I can eat as many chicken legs as I want.

Next door: woo~~~~ woo woo woo woo~~~~~