[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Topic post: Today's merchants dare to gossip about any kind of popularity in order to publicize!

Posted by: Fighting counterfeiters

Contents:

Hello, old and new friends, seeing this familiar ID, you should know what will happen next, right?

That's right, the counterfeiters are here to expose the lies of the merchants' false propaganda!

First, please see the link: "Amazing!Iron Man was full of praise for this restaurant: Exclusively revealing the dining guide of Manhattan's top celebrities, 180 three-course food that cannot be missed in life. "

然后是文中提到的那家餐厅的菜谱及价格：[图片1][图片2][图片3][图片4][图片5]

And the dining environment: [Picture 6] [Picture 7] [Picture 8] [Picture 9]

Now, please feel your conscience and tell this counterfeiter: Would Tony Stark really go to such a ghost place where the per capita consumption is less than 50 yuan?

Look at that cheap wallpaper!Look at the broken bowl and tableware for ten yuan and five!The merchants have thick skins!

The proprietress of the restaurant, because you are a beautiful woman, I will not attack you so harshly as a fake person.However, please also talk about the basic law when you advertise, OK?You are so shameless to take Iron Man's heat, be careful that Stark Industries will send you a lawyer's letter!

1L:

I go!This is too much!

2L:

shameless!I would never go to this kind of restaurant, let alone Iron Man!

3L:

Hey, isn't this the restaurant that had a few hundred back and forth with the Hunting Food Federation some time ago?My sister ate it and it was said to be delicious.But isn't this hyped-up propaganda method a bit too low-key?

……

12L:

Tsk tsk, the landlord is full of superiority.

14L:

Well, that... Master, do you want to check Twitter?Tony Stark just tweeted and verified that he really went to eat...

16L:

Ah, I saw that too!Tony said he would choose that place for his next date!

23L:

Followed the forwarded hahahahaha does it hurt to rub the master's face?

25L:

Face card, drop!

27L:

How to read the dish that Tony strongly recommends?It seems to be a Chinese dish!

28L:

Crab powder lion head, followmeplease: Laundry liquid-crab; Foen-powder; Wet one-lion; Ziyi-zi; Te Hum-head; crab powder lion head!

I won't do anything else, ahem.

31L:

A face card to join in the fun, drop!

……

Gusanna closed the forum webpage, feeling uneasy, but everything was expected: after all, the only waiter in the restaurant is Spider-Man, who is recognized by Iron Man, and he helped promote it, which is a matter of little effort.

Peter was also dizzy when he saw Mr. Stark's Twitter content.

After the soft article was sent out, the initial evaluation was not good. They almost scolded the shameless publicity of the restaurant. He also wanted to open a small account on the forum to guide public opinion, but he did not expect that the object of his popularity would call. And ask about the restaurant's classic dishes.

Peter was stunned and apologized stutteringly, but Mr. Stark said, "Actually, I'm also curious about how delicious the restaurant's food is. You see your new avatar is fat again."

Peter: "..."

Mr. Stark: "Tsk, you wrote that article, right? Pepper insisted on sending a lawyer's letter to the restaurant, but I stopped him."

Peter was very apologetic: "Thank you very much, Mr. Stark."

"You're welcome." Mr. Stark said, "Then what, can the dishes you recommend be packed?"

Peter hurriedly said, "Of course, it's just that the taste is slightly affected."

"I'll just try it casually, and eat it in the store next time." Mr. Stark said with satisfaction, "I'll let Happy take a private jet to Gotham right now, and I want the snacks you recommended."

Peter: "???"

In short, 5 minutes later, Mr. Stark sent a tweet, which was humorous but rigorous, and advertised the restaurant for free.Although at that time, he hadn't been able to eat the snacks that Happy packed back.

After a brief flutter, Peter returned to reality and quickly organized his words to deal with the questions of Gu Shanna and other people in the restaurant.

However, Thanksgiving is approaching, and the store is full of customers again. Gushana and Gabe are busy in the kitchen, and Jamie also goes to the market to hire more short-term labor. No one cares about this matter for a while.

While Peter was released, he cheered up and went to his post to serve every customer who came to the store with all his strength.

The superstar's traffic is extremely amazing. Tony's tweet of less than forty characters brought more customers to the store than the previous three days combined.After finishing the limited Chinese meals, Gu Shanna went to help Gabi cook simple Western dishes, so that she could barely cope and the guests would not have to wait too long.

"Let's hire more people, lady boss." Gaby shook his sore arms and suggested sincerely, "Business will definitely get better and better in the future."

Gushanna is also considering recruiting more staff, especially chefs and waiters. When the flow of customers reaches its peak during meals, the store is simply overwhelmed.

"I'll go back and post the recruitment information when I have time." Gu Shanna calculated the recent income and wanted to recruit another store manager, so that she could free up her hands to study new dishes and marketing strategies.

There was a rare break in the afternoon, and Gushanna slipped home under the pretext of posting a job offer.In fact, the small office has internet and computers, but she was afraid that Dick would be bored at home alone, so she wanted to go back and talk to him.

Dick: "You don't have to run back at noon every day, I'm not bored by myself."

His new home today is a watermelon decorative box, which is the most expensive collection of Gushanna. The lid and the box body are combined together to form a whole watermelon. The color is bright and vivid, and the appearance is lifelike. When placed on the coffee table, it looks like a real watermelon from a distance. .

Dick also wears a Barbie doll's crystal crown on his head. He laughs so much that Wally makes fun of him as "The Quail Prince".

Although Dick was helpless, he couldn't resist, so he could only mess around with Gushanna, and occasionally he felt a sense of joy in a cheap way, and he didn't know what he was enjoying.

After sending out the recruitment information, Gushanna lay leisurely on the sofa: "Hey, I suspect you are not the kind of quail you can eat."

Dick: "Why?"

Gu Shanna poked his little wings: "The roasted quail has been kept outdoors for so long, it should have gone bad by now."

Dick: "..."

"However, the weather is cold recently, and the food doesn't spoil easily." Gu Shanna thought thoughtfully, "Tell me, is your current state completely|naked?"

After all, before roasting quail, the hair must be pulled out.

Dick: "It doesn't matter, I was wearing clothes before the transformation, and nothing on my body fell off after the transformation."

Because of this, Wally made extra trips to the mall to help him buy a new phone and reissue a calling card.

"That's right." Gushanna lay down again, "Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, what style do you want to go home with, I will prepare it for you."

"..." Dick said bitterly, "Just keep it simple, no crown, no scepter."

"Okay." Gushanna was a little disappointed, "I have collected a lot of small houses of the forest family, as well as bicycles, which I wanted to use for you."

Dick didn't know what the Forest Family was, but he inferred from Gushanna's tone that it was definitely a cute toy that little girls like.

Although Gushanna regretted it, he could only respect his choice. After all, he was going home for the holidays. Going back in the form of roasted quail was already scary enough, and riding a toy bicycle, the picture was very beautiful.

Ding Ding!

The doorbell rang suddenly, and Gushanna looked at the monitor, and it turned out to be Peter standing at the door.

"Hey, something happened to the restaurant?" She wondered, and went to open the door for Peter, "Dick, pretend to be a real roast quail."

"Naturally." Dick lazily basked in the sun, secretly wondering why Peter came to Gursanne's house, so familiar, did he come often before?

"Madam proprietress, there is an old man for you." Peter handed over a courier, "I said you will return to the restaurant soon, and he insisted that I deliver it to you immediately, with an extremely firm attitude."

Guzanne: "What old man?"

"I don't know him. He said you'll know it after reading the content." Peter said blankly, "I didn't fill in anything in the sender field. I held it like a document. Could it be a threatening letter?"

Gushanna was terrified: "No, it won't happen."

She looked around, looking for a knife to open the express, but she heard Peter say: "Hey, there are watermelons in this season—oh, it's a toy. Ma'am, why do you have a roasted quail as a pet?"

Dick: "..."

Gu Shanna's heart skipped a beat, and she didn't look for the knife, and said quickly: "Ah, yes. At that time, the whole oven was roasting quail, and it was the one that attracted my attention the most. The appearance of this roast quail is so perfect and the color is so attractive." Man, I don't want to eat at all."

Peter: "However, food is food after all, and it has not been preserved, so it is easy to go bad."

Dick: "..."

Gushanna laughed dryly, bypassed Peter, stood in front of the coffee table, and gently stroked the little wings of the roasted quail: "It's not spoiled, look——"

puff!

It was the sound of Dick transforming back into human form.

Click!

It was the sound of a watermelon trimmed into eight petals by Dick's ass.

The author has something to say: Dick: Will the author really let me go home safe and sound for the holidays?

Thanks to readers Huo Tai, Brother Shan, your male god, and yuilce for the nutrient solution~

This article will be entered into V on 11.29 (Thursday), and a three-in-one fat badge will be dropped at 11:00 on the same day. I hope the little angel can support it, tweet me!

By the way, Amway posted my new article "[Comprehensive] I sell tickets in Gotham"~