[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

In the original world of Gusanna, the appearance of Wayne Manor always changes depending on the location of the scene. Sometimes it is a Gothic building with red bricks and pointed arches; sometimes it is a complex and undulating palace with Roman columns. Architecture; occasionally in some strange sand sculpture movies, it may also be a mix of Chinese and Western architecture.

When Gu Shanna wrote "Superman: The Body of Rice Cake", he wrote Wayne Manor as a palace-

Chocolate square mousse cake.

At that time, when the article was published, the friends of the Green Haw fandom site were shocked, and the comment area was torn up bloody, and also brought a group of loyal readers. Prologue to history.

Gu Shanna couldn't help but open WeChat and privately poke her friends.

Full of truffles: [What do you think the real Wayne Manor looks like? 】

The friend replied in seconds: [I can't answer, poverty limits my imagination...]

A pit full of truffles: […]

Mustard Sauce: [Well, anyway, it must be smaller than the Forbidden City, larger than the Qiao Family Courtyard, smaller than the Grand View Garden, larger than the National Palace Museum in Taipei... maybe. 】

Gushanna was dazzled by her, and actually went to check the area of ​​several buildings, but it was of no use.As Ji You said, poverty limited her imagination, and she couldn't imagine how big a few thousand square meters are.

The car drove smoothly, the two of them focused on their own affairs, no one raised the topic, and the car was very quiet.

About half an hour later, the car drove into a wide and flat road, tall evergreen trees were planted on both sides of the road, and there were also a few sweetgum trees with orange-red leaves, which were particularly conspicuous in the lush greenery.

When Gushanna looked up, she was facing two prostrate bronze lion statues, one on the left and one on the right, guarding the entrance of the manor.

As for the main building of the manor, it is not the Gothic revival style commonly seen in movies, but an extremely symmetrical classicist building. Gusanna has read information before, such as the Palace of Versailles, which was built at the heyday of feudal rule with supremacy of the monarchy. The socialist architecture pays special attention to symmetry and geometric graphics.

Gu Shanna carefully looked at the solemn but elegant red brick house for a while... No, it is a red brick castle, and finally understood why the descriptions of buildings in Mary Sue's novels are always so ridiculous: because the author Imagination is limited by poverty, and the real mansion is more than that, too gorgeous to describe in words.

Dick parked the car casually: "Here we are."

Just as Gusanna was about to say why not drive into the parking lot, a young man in uniform ran over and respectfully took Dick's car keys.

Guzanne: Okay, poverty once again limits my imagination.

The interior decoration is relatively simple, but it is only relative. There are no overly complicated and luxurious decorations, statues, etc., but any exquisite Doric column in the hall can still blind Gushanna's dog's eyes.

"You are finally here!"

Suddenly, Wally's excited voice came from the second floor. He dexterously jumped up to the handle of the stairs and slid down: "Hi, Shanna!"

Guzanne: "Hi-"

puff!

A bowl of baked mashed potatoes with cheese rested firmly at the end of the stairs handle.

Gushanna: "..."

Dick rushed forward, took out a roll of plastic wrap from the shopping bag, wrapped it tightly around the mouth of the bowl, put it into a suitable size crisper, and carefully put it into the mountaineering bag after making sure that the food would not spill out. zipper.

The whole set of movements is smooth and smooth, and it looks like it has been practiced hard.

Wally hasn't reacted yet: "It's not... what's going on? Why is it suddenly dark in front of me?"

Due to the good sealing of the fresh-keeping box, his voice was inaudible.

"I told you earlier, it will be your turn sooner or later." Dick put away the plastic wrap and put on his bag as if nothing had happened, "Shanna, this way."

Guzanne's brain almost stopped working: "You...you are..."

"I bought it on the way back to the restaurant, just plan ahead." Dick said calmly, "Don't be nervous, take it easy, my friends are good people."

Wally's muffled voice came from the backpack: "Yes, yes, I am a good person! Can you change me back?"

Guzanne: I'm not nervous, I'm overexcited.

"I'll take you to see Bruce first, he may know what your ability is." Dick ignored him, and opened a silver-framed door on the left, "Come on."

Gusanna followed him in a trance, and within two steps, a beautiful woman resembling an ancient Greek statue came in front of her. She was tall and slender, and her exposed arm muscles were extremely beautiful. affect her elegance.

"Dick." The lady said affectionately, "You're back."

"Happy Thanksgiving, Diana!" Dick turned slightly so that she could see Grazanne behind him. "This is—"

puff!

A can of XX brand Greek-style yogurt appeared out of nowhere on the carpet.

Diana: "???"

Dick: "...I'll explain it to you later."

Gushanna wiped her face in pain: "I'm sorry."

That's Diana Prince! ! !God-odd-female-xia ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !When Dick called out the other person's name, her heart almost stopped beating! ! !

The yogurt itself was sealed, and Dick just put "Diana" in the backpack, and "Wally", recovering from the shock, greeted the yogurt and asked who it was.

Diana: "Wally? Why are you here?"

Wally: "Diana? Damn, Shanna, you've grown up!"

Diana was suddenly excited: "Is she Shanna?"

Wally seemed to have some concerns, so he didn't dare to answer directly, so he just played sloppy there.

"I should have congratulated Bruce in advance." Diana said regretfully, "Congratulations, Dick."

Gu Shanna was stunned. I never heard that Wonder Woman is a leaping mind. Congratulations Bruce?Congratulations Dick what?

"Congratulations?" Gu Shanna asked wonderingly, "Are you going to be promoted?"

"..." Dick had black lines all over his head, "No, it's just... well, let's go!"

Guzanne: "Oh."

The rest of the journey was still not smooth, and every superhero who greeted Gushanna turned into food: Hal Jordan was a plate of green vegetable stir-fried spinach; Arthur Curry and Mera turned into steamed flounder; Tim, who tried to hug Dick, was a pot of beef with fresh mushrooms; Jason, who came to rescue Tim, had no time to say a word, and became a steaming pot of meat; Damian, who was hiding in the corridor watching jokes, was also hard Escaped bad luck and experienced the taste of making eel rice...

Dick looked at the dishes all over the floor and joked, "Shanna, do you want to add more dishes to me?"

All Superheroes That Turn into Food: "!!!"

Gushanna's expression was cracked: "...I have a strong desire to survive, so stop making cold jokes."

Before the words fell, the superheroes yelled:

"You are Shanna?"

"Bruce must be happy!"

"Not necessarily, he is a son!"

"Anyway, I'm very happy!"

"Ah, I have a cute baby in my arms!"

……

Gusanna became more and more puzzled: "They all seem to know me."

Dick hesitated: "Um, because you've been very popular recently."

……?

Gusanna was skeptical.

Naturally, these soupy dishes cannot rely on plastic wrap and fresh-keeping boxes. What if the superhero loses arms and legs after turning back into a human?

After a little thought, Dick went to the kitchen and borrowed a delivery cart, put the twelve "dishes" including Wally and Diana on it, and pushed them all the way to Bruce's study.

The superheroes chattered all the way, startling Alfred who opened the door. The old man's puzzled eyes fell on Dick's face: "Master Grayson, what's going on?"

Just as Dick was about to answer, he heard a majestic but pleasant male voice from inside: "Ah Fu, who is outside?"

Guzanne gasped for breath: Bat, bat, Batman! ! ! !Live, live! ! !Stay at most ten meters away from her! ! !

Alfred hesitated: "Master Grayson is back."

"Dick?"

There was the creaking sound of the ladder, and Bruce's figure appeared quickly. When this legendary figure was completely exposed to the sight of Gushanna, she completely froze.

Oh God! ! !Master is so handsome! ! !So stylish! ! !It's the best match for a handsome uncle! ! !

Bruce saw the food delivery trolley and asked in confusion, "You kid, why do you still bring so much food home?"

Dick & Guzanne: "..."

Superheroes on food delivery carts: "!!!"

"Bruce, who do you want to eat?"

"Tiger poison doesn't even eat babies, Dad!!!"

"What is human nature!!!"

"Breakdown!!!"

"Congratulations, Bruce! You're a grandpa!"

……

Among the angry denunciations, Diana's passionate congratulations seemed so different, Zhong Chaoying immediately forgot what he was denouncing before, and quickly united with her.

"congratulations!"

"Congratulations on the upgrade!"

"Why doesn't anyone care what the child's name is?"

"Congratulations! Wait, why doesn't anyone care about why we become food?"

……

In the hustle and bustle, only Wally kept quiet obediently.

The corners of Bruce's mouth were raised slightly, as if he was smiling. He glanced outside the door and frowned, "Why are you two back? Where's the child?"

Gushanna was still immersed in the great joy of meeting idol, and couldn't understand what he meant for a while, but Dick was helpless: "No. No. Don't listen to Wally's nonsense."

Bruce didn't believe it: "I heard that the child is exactly the same as you when you were a child, especially the eyes."

Dick gritted his teeth: "She's blonde! Do you think me and... can have a blonde baby?"

At this time, Gushanna finally regained consciousness, and asked casually, "What child?"

Bruce answered before Dick: "Your and Dick's daughter, the blond little angel."

Gushanna digested it for a few seconds, and a sharp voice suddenly penetrated the roof: "Who and whose daughter?!"

Dick: "Calm down—"

puff!

So, [Gushana Super Deluxe Dinner Set] added a spicy lamb scorpion.

The author has something to say: [Guess with prizes] Who is the hero who turned into a spicy sheep scorpion: A. Dick B. Master C. Alfred D. Gushanna herself E. Others

Thanks to the reader Ba Ji’s Jing Xingxing’s land mines, and thanks to the reader Luo, who made the sound of gugugu, and Pinellia and you for the nutrient solution~