[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Gushanna never imagined that her first Thanksgiving party would be spent in chaos.

If what happened before is considered a tragedy, then what happened in the training room is an epic tragedy, and the curtain of the epic tragedy began when Wally changed back into a human form and accidentally kicked over the eel rice.

The situation at that time was like this: Seeing that Baked Mashed Potatoes and Cheese was the closest to her and she was familiar with Wally, Gushanna wanted to change him back first.

Following Bruce's suggestion, she connected Wally with cheese and mashed potatoes in her mind, and a few seconds later, with a soft "poof", Wally came back.

Wally cheered happily, and after checking that his hands and feet were intact, he wanted to run over and give Gushana a high-five.

However, the floor of the training room had just been waxed and was as slippery as an ice rink. Wally slipped on his foot, not only twisted his foot, but also kicked the eel rice closest to him flying.

As a result, everyone watched the rice bowl leap out in a parabola, and turned over in mid-air.

At the same time, a large piece of plump eel meat fell from the sky and poked vertically on one of the steamed flounder fish, forcing a big hole in the fin.

Damian screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Gusanna screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhh put the eel back!"

Neptune and his wife: "Ahhhhhhhh my/Arthur's hand is broken!"

Super hero: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

As the instigator of the tragedy, Wally was so frightened that his face turned pale. He rolled and crawled, first straightened the bowl, and then pulled out the eel meat and put it back into the bowl. However, he didn’t know how to deal with the wound on the fish fin. Could it be glued?

Wally suddenly fell into unprecedented fear.

Fortunately, not long after he took the eel meat away, the wound on the fish's fin began to heal at a speed visible to the naked eye. When Wally put the eel meat back into the bowl and came back to check, the fish's fin was intact .

Great luck enveloped Wally, he fell to the ground, stroked his chest and said, "It's okay, it's a false alarm."

Arthur was filled with grief and anger: "Stinky boy, be careful when you walk!"

Meera comforted her softly.

Gusanna was also terrified, and instinctively grabbed Alfred's hand in a panic, pinching the elderly butler until he rolled his eyes.

Only Bruce maintained a calm and clear mind: "He didn't die even if he lost his head. Shanna's ability is really unique."

Damian was about to cry: "Dad! Beauty! How could you do this to me?"

Bruce chuckled, but didn't answer.

Gushanna quickly gave Damian the hair: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will try to change you back as soon as possible."

Damian aggrieved: "Okay, okay."

This time Wally didn't dare to do anything wrong, and crawled all the way to the door on his knees. Seeing that everything went well, everyone was relieved, and he wanted to stand up——

puff!

A pineapple fried rice was placed upside down on the floor.

Wally cried out heartbreakingly, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Alfred rushed over, turned the pineapple over neatly, picked up the rice grains and ingredients scattered around, and put them back to their original places one by one.

Wally choked out sincerely, "Thank you."

The superheroes raged: "Fork Wally out! We all feel insecure when he stays in the room!"

Wally who was disgusted: "...QAQ"

Wally, who brought misfortune, has been forked out, but the disaster of the superheroes has just begun.

Since then, Gushanna has made several attempts. Although they are successful every time, they are always accompanied by large and small situations. Sometimes the pot is cracked, and the yogurt lid is lost. Pack meat.

Superheroes complain/cry one after another: "My hair! My hair!"

"My nails! Give me back my nails!"

"Whose fucking ass is on my face?"

"Hehe, I was dismembered by five horses..."

……

When the superheroes yell, Gusanna gets nervous, and when she gets nervous, the more accidents she causes, so the superheroes yell again...and so on, forming a perfect vicious circle.

All of a sudden, the superheroes turned into food and back into human beings with constant crackling noises, like setting off firecrackers.Pots, bowls and pans are flying all over the sky, the soup of dishes is spilled everywhere, chopped green onion and garlic sprouts are inlaid in the cracks of the floor, and the sauce is all pasted on the mirror, vividly explaining what a chicken feather is all over the place.

Alfred pushed the cleaning cart that Wally had found, and with a mop and broom under his arm, he rushed to every tragedy and dutifully put out the fire.

Bruce has also been tossed about several times, but he is still extremely calm: "Don't scream, her nerves are too tense, and you are the ones who suffer."

Maybe his majesty played a role, maybe other people got used to it, or maybe they accepted Bruce's suggestion, and after that, Gushanna was still in a lot of situations, and the superheroes complained a lot less.

After tossing around like this until around seven o'clock in the evening, Gushanna's abilities gradually stabilized, and all the superheroes except Bruce returned to human form. No one was missing an arm or a leg, some hair on the top, or a small piece of tooth.

Alfred, as a fire extinguishing expert, was busy with his hands and feet non-stop, his neat uniform was already messed up, his gray hair was bristling like a bird's nest, his face was covered with sweat, and there was nothing Gu Shanna saw when he first saw him The clean and decent.

Gushanna was very panicked: "Yes, I'm sorry."

Diana said tolerantly: "It's okay, it's okay, everyone has a novice period, more training in the future, practice makes perfect."

The other superheroes supported each other, showing indescribable expressions. The elderly Alfred was leaning against the door, panting from exhaustion, and couldn't even make an expression.

Although everyone wanted to see the scene where Bruce made a fool of himself, they slipped away without hesitation considering the existence of the unstable killer, Gushanna. Anyway, the training room is equipped with cameras, and they can watch the scene from the mansion. live streaming.

Dick stayed and took Alfred's job. Wally left with the old butler on his arm.

Dick looked around the new and clean training room a few hours ago, and couldn't help sighing: "Sanna, you are a cruel person."

Gushanna: I'm still a wolf, countless points more than a ruthless person.

Gushanna's energy was almost exhausted, and she couldn't stand anymore. She slumped on a clean floor, opened her satchel, and wanted to wipe her hands with a wet paper towel.

Suddenly, her fingertips touched a piece of hard paper, which seemed to be an envelope, and when she took it out, it turned out that it was the courier that the old man asked Peter to hand over to her.

"That sign!" Bruce snapped suddenly, "Who gave it to you?"

Gu Shanna was stunned: "What sign?"

"The sign on the seal of the courier." Bruce said slowly, "I've seen something like this before, Dick, go and have a look."

Dick glanced at it, and quickly said, "A square frame with a white border and a dark gray-blue background. There is a symbol inside that I don't recognize."

Bruce: "What does the symbol look like, describe it to me."

Dick: "A circle crossed by two parallel lines slanting downward from left to right."

Gusanne interrupted: "It's like a pair of chopsticks on a dinner plate."

Bruce pondered for a moment, then said decisively, "Shanna, open it and have a look."

Although Shanna was baffled, she still tore open the courier, which contained three documents printed with [Top Secret], namely "Black Wing Project Evaluation Report and Action Guidelines", "Black Wing Project Termination Implementation Report" and "Restart Black Wing Project Evaluation Report and Action Guidelines”①.

Dick read the names of the files to Bruce and mentioned that all three were from the CIA.

Bruce was silent for a long time.

Gushanna's heart was hanging in the air again. She just traveled here to do a mission, so why did she get involved with the CIA?Digging a hole and not filling it won't be such a crime that it alarms the CIA, right?

At this time, Bruce said: "Dick, check to see if there is any entrainment in the file."

Dick shook the document according to his words, and when he reached the "Restart Black Wing Project Assessment Report and Action Guidelines", a neatly folded piece of paper fell out, and landed on Guzanne who was kneeling at his feet. palm.

On one side of the piece of paper was scrawled in black letters: [Shannah, hide, don't let them find out. 】

The words were endless, Gushanna couldn't help but flustered, and wanted to change Bruce back to read the content on the paper.

Bruce said: "It's okay, your mood is unstable, and you are prone to accidents if you use your abilities forcibly. Dick, read it to me."

His voice was calm and inexplicably reassuring. Gu Shanna trembled and unfolded the piece of paper. It was a piece of dark gray-blue paper with a square meter. It was slippery to the touch, and the material was unknown.

On the top of this piece of paper, there are countless symbols similar to those on the seal of the express delivery. Dick counted them, and there are 42 in total.

Gusanna glanced at the paper and found the symbol on the seal of the courier, and there was a word in the middle of the bottom: Hestia (Hestia).

And in the lower left corner of this piece of paper, it says BLACKWING (Black Wing).

"There's no need to take Shanna to see Charles." After hearing Dick's description, Bruce said simply, "She's not a mutant."

The two young men didn't follow his train of thought, they said in unison: "Why?"

Bruce: "If I'm not mistaken, Shanna should be one of the targets of the Black Wing Project. It's considered... a supernatural being."

Although there are so many strange things that have happened in the past two months, Gushanna's ability to accept has improved by leaps and bounds, but when she first heard this conclusion, her first reaction was still: "Impossible? The one I was in Shi... I can't be a supernatural being."

How could I be a supernatural being?I come from a world that believes in materialism!Even if you are my idol, you can't be such a donkey to me!

Dick was still looking at the paper over and over again, and asked in confusion, "So, what is the Black Wing Project?"

Bruce recalled: "Probably more than 40 years ago, the CIA established an independent department named [Black Wing], whose mission was to find supernatural beings from all over the world and control them for military research."

Dick: "However, there is also a termination plan."

Bruce: "Because some of the supernatural beings couldn't bear the torture in the middle, they cooperated and escaped. This matter was a big mess, and the supervisory committee assessed that the plan was unnecessary. Of course, they just announced that the Black Wing plan never It’s not terminated, but the content of the task has become to wipe out all the supernatural beings—they can’t be allowed to pose a threat to society, according to the CIA.”

Gushanna was startled: "Erasure? Does it mean literally?"

Bruce: "Yeah, literally erasure."

The author has something to say: Shanna: The system came out and was beaten!They're going to erase me woo woo woo!

System: I also know what happened to Phuket Island!

① Black Wing Project: From the TV series "Almighty Detective Agency", the symbol representing Shanna does exist, but the specific meaning is my private setting~

Thanks to readers Momo, Blue Ether, Nazhiyang and DuDu Rabbit for their nutrient solution; thanks to readers Nazhiyang for the grenade~