[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

As the saying goes, a dog jumps over the wall... Bah!It is the wind and rain, and people are anxious and wise.

In order to avoid the important elements of the Siamese drama dog-blood routine, Gushanna mobilized all the brain cells and tried all the wisdom accumulated in life over the past 22 years, and came up with a few (in her opinion) logical and difficult to refute reason.

Gushanna: "You just caught the gangster, don't you need to go back to the bureau for interrogation?"

Dick: "I'm not on duty tonight, not to mention they're so drunk, they can't ask any questions, they'll go back and lock them up for one night, and we'll talk when they sober up."

Gu Shanna continued to work hard: "The quality of the promotional products in the supermarket is definitely not good, why don't we go to the mall to buy them another day!"

(Supermarket owner: Meow meow?)

Dick: "No, the boss said that they are all mulberry silk bedding imported from Huaxia. It is a very famous brand. I even took the leaflet, you see."

Gushanna glanced at it out of the corner of her eye, damn it!It is really a well-known brand in China, the kind of well-known trademark that can be implanted in the prime-time TV dramas of all TV stations.

To put it simply, it is the kind of ultra-luxury and super-expensive brand that Gushanna thinks ugly when looking at the pictures, but the price is immediately shocking, and the rainbow fart blows out of the sky.

Fortunately, Gushanna was well prepared and quickly asked a new question: "Isn't it easy to wash mulberry silk?"

Dick gave her a strange look: "This brand of bed cover, of course, must be sent to a professional laundry shop!"

Gushanna: "..."

Sorry, I forgot who your father is.

However, no one can make fan authors with extremely malleable thinking fall into trouble. Gu Shanna caught a glimpse of the toilet sign in the supermarket and suddenly had a new inspiration.

"Let's go home." Gushanna said solemnly, "I feel a strange turbidity moving around and moving back and forth in my lower dantian, and the force of the opponent's coming is violent, which makes me feel like pouring out my energy. "

Dick: "???"

This sentence was taught to her by Jiyou when she was writing a novel on cultivating immortals. The translation is: I am a little flatulent, I may have diarrhea, and I really want to go to the bathroom.

However, Dick's world doesn't have a Green Haw fan station, and even if there is, he's unlikely to know about it, so...

Dick was puzzled and asked eagerly: "Did you notice that something is wrong? You can't control your ability?"

Gu Shanna groaned, looked around anxiously, her facial expressions were well prepared, and she was worthy of her acting skills as the gold medal winner of the Nanyi No. [-] Kindergarten Campus Drama Festival.

Dick stood up suddenly: "Let's go now!"

Gushanna: Oh yeah, plan to pass.JPG

Dick took her away just like that, but everyone in the police station was not at all unhappy. Amy even cared and said, "I have time to bring Shanna over to make a statement tomorrow, but if I don't have time, forget it."

Dick: "OK."

Gushanna was a little confused: Is it really okay for you to be so sloppy?It's not like that in American dramas!

She later learned that this is another interpretation of "there is someone above me".

Fifteen minutes later, the two stood downstairs in the apartment building, looking at each other because Gusanna did not bring the door card and key.

Gushana Khan came out and rummaged in the bag: "Impossible, I have to lock the door when I go out, why don't I have a key—"

She remembered that it was Jason who escorted her to the restaurant in the morning, and it was Jason who checked whether the doors and windows were closed, and who was in charge of closing the mess.

At that time, Jason was in a hurry, and Gushanna hurriedly grabbed the notebook with the recipes and left, but the key was hung on the refrigerator and she forgot to take it.

The most frustrating thing is that the system only relocated Gushanna's home to the seventh floor of a street-facing multi-family apartment in Gotham, but did not move the entire community over, causing the surrounding greenery to be mediocre. I wanted to step on the branches to climb to the balcony ( The balcony is still closed) It is basically impossible.

In addition, in order to meet the aesthetics of young people when building apartments, real estate developers adopted a glass curtain wall, which seems to be very stylish, but it is also very stylish, but it is not suitable for crawling decoration methods.

Unless they have the amazing gecko gloves that Cruise used in Mission: Impossible 4, it's unlikely that even Parkour Prince Nightwing will be able to climb them.

Dick: "What should I do? My equipment is also in the room, or call Peter over here. I heard that he is very good at climbing rocks and walls."

Gushanna looked at her mobile phone. It was already late at this time, and she was too embarrassed to call Peter from his residence ten kilometers away.

"Then we can only try this." Dick took out a well-made slingshot from the car, "It was confiscated from a prisoner, can you use it?"

Guzanne: "...what are you doing?"

"My plan is this." Dick didn't look like he was joking, "First, you turn me into a round food, it can be peas, walnuts, as long as it is round and hard."

Gushanna: "..."

"Then, you shoot me out with this." Dick handed her the slingshot, "This is a professional slingshot with a range of more than ten meters. But we must cooperate tacitly. The moment I touch the wall, you must turn me into a slingshot." Return to human form."

Gushanna spoke with difficulty: "Detective Grayson, isn't the tragedy that happened in Wayne Manor yesterday not enough for you to recall?"

Big Brother, NoZuoNoDieWhyYouTry!

Dick looked embarrassed: "Or, I can also try to climb over without any protection..."

"Don't, don't, don't be impulsive." Gushanna hurriedly stopped, "You let me brew...I'll brew..."

Gushanna began to brew.

Although she has just obtained the ability for no more than five days, although she has no actual combat experience, although she took off Damian's head more than ten hours ago, but the wind and rain are coming, people are quick-witted, maybe they will succeed once It's over.

Gushanna was doing psychological construction in every possible way, and turned around inadvertently, only to see Dick with arms crossed, head bowed and grinning, with a bad look on his face.

Gushanna: "...What are you laughing at?"

Dick seemed to be unable to bear it any longer, and simply laughed out loud: "My sweetheart, do you really believe it?"

Gushanna suddenly realized, and was anxious and embarrassed, picked up two fallen leaves from the side of the road and threw them at him: "You don't like me!"

As a result, as soon as the fallen leaves were thrown out, the bitter autumn wind blew them away, without even a whirl, they drifted away in an instant...

Gushanna: "..."

Dick hahahaha: "Shanna, you are too good at picking weapons!"

Guzanne: some people seem to be missing the days of roast quail :)

After laughing enough, Dick said, "What should I do? Should I ask the property management to open the door, or should I use professional |lock|tool|tools?"

With a stern face, Gushanna complained: "Why are you like this! I really made up for the scene where I didn't control the time well, causing your head to hit the balcony, your brain burst, and the blood was flying. I was scared to death. me."

"..." Dick quickly apologized with a smile, "I apologize, I apologize, don't be angry."

Gu Shanna snorted a little, her face softened, and she asked curiously, "Do you really have professional unlocking|lock|tools|tools?"

Dick raised his chin and said proudly: "Have you heard of the elite three-generation lockpicking suit? Specialize in the magical inventions of government agencies. It doesn't matter if you have a blue finger keypad lock or a rotary coded keypad, you can get it done in minutes."

Although Gusanna thought it would be easier for the treasure trooper to open the door, Dick insisted on doing it himself, and returned to the car with his beloved Elite III lockpicking set.

In order to verify what he said was true, Dick also asked Gushanna to time it by the side, from the time he returned to the car to get the lockpicking suit, to the two of them returning home, a total of 5 minutes.

Dick fondled the lockpicking suit wrapped in black velvet: "You're awesome!"

I don't know whether to simply praise the lockpicking suit, or to praise myself.

Gushanna realized an important question: "The front and rear doors of the apartment seem to be monitored?"

Dick stroked the hand of the lock suit for a moment, and said nonchalantly, "It's okay, I'll hack into the property management system later and delete the route."

Gushanna: "Well, you want to leave traces when you enter and exit the system?"

Dick put away the lockpicking suit: "It's hard for others to say, but I will definitely not leave any clues,"

Gushanna: As expected of Ye Yi, she is so capable that she can do whatever she wants!

Dick went back to the house to take a shower, and Gusanna sorted out all the ingredients he had just bought, and then looked through the notebook to find the dish with an astonishing amount of duck fat.

That notebook has been used for many years, and there are at least two hundred recipes in her collection. Fortunately, she has the habit of cataloging her notebooks, so it is not difficult to look them up.

When copying that recipe, Gushanna was just in junior high school, her handwriting was still very immature, and she marked the Chinese pinyin (...) after the words she didn't know, and her attitude was very serious.

Gu Shanna looked through the information found on Google carefully for a while, and found that the method of sealing duck legs is not difficult, and the ingredients are easy to obtain, but the key is that it takes a long time.The marinating time alone took three days, and then it had to be baked slowly at low temperature for about ten hours, and then refrigerated for at least two weeks.

After counting, she is starting to prepare now, and she should be able to eat it at Christmas.

Gusanna spat out blood silently, and tiptoed resignedly, taking the needed spices from the spice rack.There are also cold fresh duck legs provided by [Fresh Food Delivery for Poverty Alleviation] at home, and she also takes them out. After cleaning them, wipe off excess water with kitchen paper, and then generously smear them with coarse salt and various spices.

The recipe says that you can add a few more slices of garlic, but Gusanna can't find fresh garlic, so forget it.

The recipe given by the magazine needs to be marinated for 48 hours, while the author of another recipe she picked up on the Internet said that 24 hours is enough. Gusanna made a compromise and decided to marinate for 36 hours.

Gushanna had just put the duck legs in the refrigerator, and before she had time to wash her hands, the group messages in the restaurant were beeping non-stop.

Dick came out after wiping his half-dried hair, and after asking for Gushanna's consent, he gave her a glance: "Well, Peter said that Dean Logue sent a thank you letter on the Facebook page."

Gushanna squeezed the hand sanitizer: "Who are you thanking?"

"Thank you to all the staff in the restaurant." Dick replied, putting a towel around his neck.

At this moment, he just took a shower and was wearing a very tight-fitting T-shirt. The heat from his body was blowing out, and the whole room smelled of grapefruit-flavored shower gel.

This is the first time Gushanna knows that the small fresh grapefruit-flavored shower gel she bought can be so manly, so I will call it Iron-blooded grapefruit shower gel from now on.

She washed her hands and came over, picked up the phone: "Let me see what Dean Rogge said."

Dick suddenly leaned over to her, wrinkled his nose and sniffed: "What delicious food did you do again? I smell bay leaves and rosemary."

Gusanna raised her hand subconsciously, and the back of her hand hit Dick's face. The temperature of his skin was astonishingly high, causing her to shrink back violently.

"Why is it so hot?" Gushanna was shocked, "Do you have a fever?"

Dick looked at her leisurely for a few seconds, and said calmly, "Actually, you just finished washing your hands. The water is too cold."

The author has something to say: Shower Gel: It's not me, it's Dick and his testosterone, thank you.

The past two days have been really poisonous. When I opened the document, the BGM rang in my head. Today I sang "I'm Playing Mud in the Northeast" [Laughing and crying] If this continues, it will be "Lost Rivers" tomorrow, right?

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