[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

On the way to the superhero daily necessities store, Dick was surprisingly silent. Seeing that he was so quiet, it was difficult for Guzanne to chat with him, so she just wrote down the shopping list in her notebook.

Before leaving, Peter specifically asked her not to buy any more Spider-Man costumes, saying that even though it was a shoddy product, every time he put it on, he still had the urge to rush out to save lives and heal the wounded.

There is no need to think about Iron Man, the cheap goods sold in general stores are all cloth products, which look like tattered cloth pockets, without the luxury and elegance of metal battle suits at all.

In fact, Gushanna really wants to buy Robin's uniform. The elf shoes and shorts are super cute, and the color matching is also cute. The cloak can also be changed into a rag (...), not only can wipe the table, but if there is a baby crying in the restaurant, it will be lifted I can wipe my tears and snot when I wake up.

Gushanna made up the picture in his head, and felt that he really loved the roc spreading its wings on the verge of death, not to mention Dick, Jason and Damian. Tim saw the waiter give the baby Robin's cape It will collapse if you wipe your saliva.

With some regret, Gushanna also crossed out Robin's uniform.

At this time, the car turned into the parking lot near the daily necessities store, and Dick finally said, "Have you decided to buy anything?"

Gushanna said deadly: "I am still entangled between Nightwing, Batman and Captain America."

Dick: "..."

Guzanne: "What's wrong?"

"Nightwing, let's forget about it." Dick said sourly, "I have heard customers think that the nightwing tableware set is ugly several times."

Gu Shanna held back her laughter and said sincerely: "No, I really like that set of tableware. The calm and deep color scheme is the standard for a successful superhero at first glance!"

Dick let out a "huh" and stared at her with burning eyes: "Really?"

Gu Shanna was stabbed by his eyes, leaned back unnaturally, and said, "Really."

Dick was satisfied, turned the steering wheel, and parked the car skillfully into a difficult parking space.

However, Gu Shanna started to play dead again: "Why do you care so much about Ye Yi, do you have a crush on him? Hey, you superheroes should know each other, right?"

Dick: "..."

Gu Shanna: "I heard that Ye Yi is super handsome, and the clown even praised him for being very fragrant! However, some people also said that he is a master of women's clothing, and he also likes to dance electric hips."

Dick couldn't bear it anymore: "Where did you hear this? Since when did Ye Yi like to wear women's clothing? I am Ye Yi, why don't I know."

Gushanna: "..."

Dick took off his vest so suddenly, she suddenly didn't know what to do.

Dick turned sideways, put one hand on the back of the co-pilot, enveloped her in it, and said provocatively: "Why don't you talk anymore? What strange rumors about Ye Yi are there in the market, please tell everyone to be happy."

Guzanne: "Oh."

Dick raised his eyebrows: "Oh? I took off my vest at the risk of my life and my trust in you, so you just say 'oh'?"

Gusanna thought for a while: "So, did the clown really say you smell good?"

Dick lowered his body, moved a little closer, and said in an ambiguous tone, "What do you think?"

"It smells good." Gushanna said honestly, "After all, we are using the same perfume, sir, you have good taste!"

On the first day Dick moved in, she discovered that the two had the same perfume, although they liked it from different angles (Dick is a diehard fan of that brand, while she likes to use the spices in the perfume formula to roast meat), but Rounding is also considered the same thing.

The atmosphere is ruined (again).

"..." Dick was about to die of anger, he gritted his molars and said, "Thank you for the compliment, Miss, you have good taste too! Very good!"

Gusanna gave him a sweet smile, which made Dick lose his temper.

Dick: Sometimes, I'm a bit of a jerk.

It was the second time for Gusanna to go to that store to buy things. Unexpectedly, the boss still remembered her. When they met her, he looked behind her and saw Dick following her. He stroked his chest and said, "It's a good thing that Peter didn't come this time." .”

Dick: "???"

"Spider sensing." Gushanna snickered while explaining, "The boss wanted to pass it off last time, and mixed some damaged goods in the tableware, but Peter sensed it all."

Dick thought: "Although I don't have a spider sensor, I can use the police badge later to force him to open the box and inspect the goods, so as to ensure that there will be no fakes."

Gushanna: "..."

Police Badge: Didn't expect that?I still have this use.

Gushanna turned around and took a fancy to a Captain America suit.It may be that the popularity is relatively high, and the hero is strongly recommended by the government, so the detailed data of the battle uniform is relatively easy to find. Even if it is a product produced by a small workshop, it will not be too far behind the original.

Gusanna stopped in front of the model and turned to ask Dick's opinion: "What do you think? The wallpaper in the restaurant is the stars and stripes on the captain's shield. It should match well."

Dick: "I don't have any opinion, but before you take out your clothes, it's best to give Peter some preparations, I'm afraid he will be too excited and spin on the spot."

Gushanna: "..."

Gushanna also knows that Captain America is Peter's idol, but Dick's description is too ghostly, and the energy of complaining is instantly full.

"Okay, just this one." Gushanna made a decision without much hesitation, "Hawkeye's battle suit is also good, but Peter's suit may be a bit too big."

The boss heard the words and said, "Hawkeye's suit has a small size, and there are some new Black Panther suits, do you want to see the beauty?"

Gu Shanna looked out along the boss's fingers, and saw a black panther suit with exquisite workmanship and an average price of more than 2 yuan. She immediately shuddered and said, "A Captain America suit, a small size The Hawkeye battle suit, the others are temporarily unused."

Boss: "Okay, I'll wrap it up for you!"

Before checking out, passing by a model wearing a Nightwing suit, Dick frowned and looked at it for a moment, then whispered to Gu Shanna: "This shit blue is so ugly, the eagle's head is crooked, and the shape is wrong. It's not slim at all. .”

"Okay, don't get entangled." Gushanna comforted, "When I have money, I will definitely buy the best Yeyi accessories on the market and put them in the store. Let's see who dares to call it ugly."

Dick looked disgusted: "Why bother, I still have an old suit that I don't use, you can take it and put it in the store."

Gushanna: "..."

Old battle suits worth thousands of dollars can be donated at will, it seems that Dick really cares about customers saying that the Nightwing tableware set is ugly...

After paying the bill, the two walked to the parking lot with their things. However, Gotham is Gotham, and there are always special tricks.Less than a hundred meters away from the store, there was the sound of heavy metal rock music from far and near, mixed with strange howls of men, and a dirty, graffiti-filled black box-shaped van whizzed by. After hitting four cars in a row, they were parked across the street.

Dick instinctively felt that something was wrong, and took a defensive step back to protect Gushanna. Before he could make a sound to tell her to hide in the store, four strange men with various stick weapons jumped out of the car, roaring and screaming, Crazy smashing of public goods, intimidating passers-by.

The opposite side of the street suddenly fell into chaos, pedestrians fled in all directions, damaged taillights and glass shards were everywhere, and cyclists were kicked off their bicycles, watching the tires of their cars being punctured by strange men with hooks.

"You go back to the store first!" Dick's face sank, he stuffed the things to Gushanna, and took out the police badge, "I'll go over—"

Before Dick could finish that sentence, he was hit by the motorcycle that the strange man flew over!Immediately afterwards, the opponent hit Dick one by one with bicycles, flower pots and other heavy objects that could be found at hand, like playing baseball, and hit Dick accurately.

Gusanna was stunned, and when she realized it, she immediately wanted to pull Dick out. Just as she moved her foot, the four guys in strange clothes had already flashed in front of Dick, shaking off the heavy weight on him.

Gushanna didn't understand their logic for a while, and she slowed down a little. When she regained her senses, she saw four people surrounded Dick who was lying down, making weird movements like drinking a drink.

Gushanna was terrified: "What do you want to do?"

The four didn't respond, and with their movements, Dick's body began to emit a light blue halo. The light was continuously twisted and upward, and finally turned into a few extremely light blue gaseous gases, which were inhaled by the four of them.

Gushanna was so anxious that tears almost came out, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Don't touch him!!!"

puff!

A lotus root fell beside Dick's hand, counting it, it was exactly four knots.

Four wonderful men: "???"

"what happened?"

"drummer!"

"Ow my lunch!"

"Boss, help me! I don't want to be a lotus root QAQ!"

……

After a short period of dizziness, Dick gradually regained consciousness. He sat up straight with the help of the street lamp, his face full of confusion.

Gusanna ran over with tears in her eyes: "Dick, are you okay?"

Still a little dizzy, Dick struggled to his feet and wanted to go to Ragushanna.But he had just been attacked by the strange group of four. Although he didn't suffer any skin trauma, he had no strength at all, his legs were limp and he couldn't exert his strength, and he leaned unsteadily on Gushanna's body after taking two steps. , so that the opponent almost knelt down.

Gushana let out a muffled groan, struggling to resist Dick's increasingly crooked body: "Big brother, can I turn you into a roast quail? You are so heavy!"

Dick smiled bitterly, groped for the fire hydrant behind him, and leaned back hurriedly to relieve the pressure on Gushana.Years of professional training have made his physical fitness far beyond that of ordinary people, and he recovered quickly after such a short rest.

"Let's go!" Dick stretched his arms and legs, grabbing Gushanna's wrist, "This lotus root is temporarily—"

"It's really you!" Suddenly, a surprised and delighted voice came from above, "You are that cannibal girl!"

When the words fell, a girl who was dressed exactly like the four strange men jumped off the top of a truck and stood in front of them.No one noticed when the girl climbed into the car. She lowered her eyes slightly and wanted to pick up the lotus root.

Dick kicked the lotus root away, and the four strange boys cried out in pain, cursing and swearing, and the strange goddess froze, ignoring her companion, and just staring at Gu Shanna.

Dikla raised his posture and said angrily, "Who are you?"

Gushanna hid behind his back and explained weakly: "I don't eat people!"

The strange woman said eagerly: "You are also a supernatural being, right? Dirk said he was looking for a girl who cannibalize. I think he misunderstood. You can just turn people into food."

Dick's face was not good: "I don't care who Dirk is, you all stay away from her!"

"We are the same kind, and we have the same mission!" The wonderful girl looked eagerly past Dick, chasing Gushanna's figure, "You see—have you been to that place?"

Gushanna: "???"

Amanda saw her confused face, and couldn't help but be disappointed: "Don't you know anything?"

The more Dick listened, the more something was wrong. While protecting Gushanna to retreat, he asked tentatively, "Black Wing?"

The strange woman's expression changed drastically, and she said in unison with Sijielian not far away: "Heiyi is here again?!"

"Run!" The next moment, the strange girl yelled at Gu Shanna, "Don't be caught by them!"

Sijie lotus echoed: "Yes! They will lock you up in a dark room!"

"I won't give you food or drink!"

"Forcing you to carry out various tests!"

"Torture you! Humiliate you! Damn, one day I will suck the energy of everyone up and down Black Wing!"

"Boss, why am I still a lotus root QAQ!"

……

Dick's expression softened a little, but he still didn't allow the strange girl to approach Gushanna, and said, "You are also the target of Black Wing? How do you call it?"

"The gang of rogues, I'm Amanda." The strange girl said, "Black Wing calls them 'Nightmare Project', and I don't know much about my abilities, but Francis gave me this."

As she spoke, she took out a... wand.

Dick looked strange: "Demon, magic?"

Gusanne poked her head cautiously out from behind him: "'Rogue' would be apt, but there are five of you."

Amanda: "It's actually six people, and the little monster is in the car."

Dick's face is gloomy, and it's a monster and a wand. What kind of messy combination is this?

Gusanna may see that Amanda is not dangerous, and she is just about to move behind. Dick quickly hit her head like a gopher, winked wildly, and pushed back vigorously. Gusanna made a face at him and retracted herself. up.

Amanda hurriedly raised her hands in a gesture of surrender: "What happened just now will never happen again, I swear. Can I... can I get them back?"

Dick was dubious, hesitated for a while, and finally allowed Amanda to pick up the four lotus root.

"Can I talk to her alone?" Amanda pleaded, clutching her companion and wand. "Just talk, I promise. She has a lot to know about Blackwing, about us."

The author has something to say: Eagle Eye: Are you implying that I am gaining weight? !

Mou Tao: Look at yourself in the trailer, is this still a hint?

①: The gang of rogues and Amanda are both from "Almighty Detective Agency". Here is the plot of the second season. They have returned from Wendy Moore.However, there are very few plots involving the original work, and most of them are made up by me. I haven’t read the original work and it doesn’t affect the reading~

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