[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

A great man once said that everything is difficult in the beginning, difficult in the middle, and difficult in the end.

The first real training in Gushanna's life was in this difficult and difficult atmosphere, from the beginning to the end.

During that long hour or so, Gushanna produced fish-flavored tofu with strong white pepper flavor, cold salad with strong white pepper flavor, roasted garlic wings with strong white pepper flavor, and even made Barley tea with a strong white pepper flavor, but no white pepper powder.

Well, not to mention the ultra-fine-grained white pepper powder that Dick asked for, and changing the bottled white pepper powder can’t be successful. She closed her eyes and it was the few dishes she often cooked recently. When she opened her eyes, the two dishes were exactly the same vegetable.

Gu Shanna vaguely felt that something was wrong, but there were still many things to worry about, so she didn't have time to think about it, and instead focused on observing the picture of white pepper powder that she just found, trying to imprint the appearance of the powder in her mind .

However it was of no use.

After being turned into fish-flavored tofu with a strong white pepper flavor for the Nth time, Rachel said, "Hey, these dishes look familiar!"

It is also fish-flavored tofu. Garfield, who has just grown slender legs, is running around the coffee table. Hearing this, he asked curiously, "Is there any? I don't think so."

Rachel thought, "Looks like I've been at a restaurant to see who's eating before."

Garfield laughed loudly: "Hey, how can you stare at others eating hahahaha~"

Rachel said angrily, "Don't make trouble, I'm thinking about something!"

The two cuties were laughing and laughing, and Gushanna sat aside thoughtfully, following Rachel's train of thought and thinking about it again, she felt blessed in an instant, and understood what was wrong——

Aren't the recurring dishes tonight just a small stove for Dick at noon? !

Suddenly, Gushanna's scalp became numb, and goosebumps appeared on her arms. The air conditioner was blowing hot air, but her back was cool.

No, no, there are people coming and going in the restaurant. I don't know how many people have eaten those dishes. It must be that there are more customers who ordered those dishes recently. She has cooked a lot, so naturally she keeps thinking about them.

Gusanna comforted herself, took a bite of the yogurt on the coffee table, and was about to continue looking at the picture of white pepper, when Rachel made an excited voice of finding a new continent——

"Ah, I remembered! Garlic-flavored fish-flavored tofu and grilled fins seem to be dishes that Shanna cooked for Dick alone!"

Gushanna's hand froze the spoon: "!!!"

Garfield also echoed: "Oh yes, Peter said that there is one and only one special dish, I am so envious!"

Gushanna took a mouthful of yogurt, but did not dare to spray it if she wanted to.

In order to make this can of yogurt, Gushanna bought a brand new and expensive smart yogurt maker, bought a useful and expensive bacteria powder, and bought beautiful and expensive small spoons, small bowls and small cups.Not to mention the fruits, nuts and sweet-scented osmanthus honey added in, each cost a lot of money, how can you be willing to spit it out?

Gu Shanna recited "Don't waste food" several times, swallowed hard, then wiped her mouth and stood up: "Excuse me, I'm going to make a phone call."

Going back to the bedroom, Gushanna was completely broken. Although she is a single dog based on her strength, she has been in the Internet literary world for many years, and she is in the most controversial genre. There is still a lot of research on things like that.

Take Gushanner's masterpiece "Superman: The Body of Rice Cakes" as an example. Louise was inexplicably moved when she fried the rice cakes. When I couldn't help kissing the rice cakes when I returned to the refrigerator, I realized that I had feelings for Superman.

Although Gu Shanna wrote Superman as a soft, cute, white and fat rice cake, this article was scolded and hung up again and again by a few chicory fans in the fan circle, but this plot is still loved by readers , it is said that I have cried (?) a lot of foodies, and started a topic on Weibo——

#Because I love you, I would give up the whole race that eats you#

Other authors who watched the lively Green Haw fandom site: "..."

He was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and he wanted to take out the author's human flesh and whip the corpse's fanjuan: "..."

The more Gushana thought about it, the more she felt that the current situation was very similar to the plot of "Superman: The Body of Rice Cake". Even though she only thought of cooking for Dick instead of roasting quail, she could always think of something about a certain opposite sex. There's always something wrong with things.

Gu Shanna quickly scrolled through the WeChat address book, and more than 90.00% of her friends at [-] are lonely girls who are single by virtue of her strength, and only the editor and Comrade Mustard have rich emotional experience.

Since the editor is usually busy, Gu Shanna chose to privately poke a friend who can always reply in seconds.

The truffle is full of pits: [Jiang, I want to ask a question about relationships. 】

Sure enough, Mustard Sauce replied in seconds: [Say it! 】

The truffle is full of pits: [Well, I have a friend who always thinks of a friend of the opposite sex%&...]

There was some yogurt on the screen, which was so sticky that it was difficult to operate. Gu Shanna used voice input, but before she could finish a sentence, she slipped her hand and sent the message.

Mustard sauce: [My friend is my own series?It's a sign of falling in love, baby! 】

The pit full of truffles: [Actually!In fact, what I think of are some insignificant little things!For example, the dish that the other party likes to eat; for example, the other party likes minced garlic, but does not like overly burnt minced garlic, it is best to add half when it is fragrant, and add the other half when it is out of the pan, so as to retain the taste of fresh minced garlic~]

Mustard Sauce: 【I even remember how well people like cooked garlic. How carefully do you observe it?It's all like this, and you still say you haven't fallen in love. Why do you writers of the bloody genre feel so upright and nirvana? 】

The pit full of truffles: [No!No!It's just... ah ah ah ah ah ah I don't know what to say! 】

Mustard Sauce: [Hey, needless to say, it seems that I'm going to add more. 】

A pit full of truffles: [? ? ? 】

Mustard Sauce: [Saving a dowry for you. 】

A pit full of truffles: […]

Jiyou climbed down to type, and Gushanna stood in the dark bedroom holding her mobile phone, overwhelmed by the panic that rushed to her face.

Leaving aside the fact that I and Dick belong to two worlds, he helps her with the great idea of ​​saving mankind, and even asks for leave to work as a full-time bodyguard, picks her up every day, and accompany her to the supermarket, but all she thinks about is Dick outrageous thoughts...

Oddly enough, Gushanna's mind once again saw the hot scene of the young man showing off his muscles at the seaside, and his blood surged immediately, associating with many discordant dynamic images.

Gushanna shook her head vigorously, and then found out in great horror that the picture of the tender butt boy in her mind was not only not thrown out, but became clearer, every muscle was within reach, and there were more poses.

Hey, sure enough, if I write too many bloody novels, the yellow waste in my mind will pile up more and more, and it won't be clean!

That night, Dick sent Rachel and Garfield to a nearby hotel, and when he returned to the apartment, he saw Gushanna searching for "How to get rid of distracting thoughts through Taoist meditation".

Dick has been studying Chinese hard recently, and he can basically understand simple vocabulary, so he said, "What are you searching for?"

Gu Shanna glanced at him, and stammered, "I'm just curious about Taoism... Wait, you, can you understand Chinese?"

Dick: "General sentences are okay, what's wrong?"

Guzanne: "It's all right."

After speaking, he let out a deep breath in his heart, secretly glad that Dick came back a step late, and didn't see her searching for other strange things.

For example, can a young girl beast|sex|big|beast hit a professionally trained young man...

Gushanna finished searching the information, closed the laptop, and slipped back to the room.Dick came out after changing his home clothes, and wanted to talk to her about something, but when he saw that there was no one in the living room, he had to knock on the door.

Every time Dick knocked, Gushanna's heart trembled and said tremblingly, "What's wrong?"

Dick smiled and said, "You don't usually go to bed early, I have something to tell you."

Gu Shanna reluctantly opened the door: "Brother, your safety awareness is a bit poor!"

Dick: "???"

Gu Shanna's eyes wandered, but she didn't dare to meet him: "You are running around in such cool clothes in the middle of the night, in case you meet a perverted woman—"

Dick: "...I'm just running around at home, and you're the only girl at home."

Gusanna bared her teeth: "How do you know I'm not a pervert?"

Dick "..." for a long time before he said in a hoarse voice: "Even if you are a pervert, at most you can turn me into a roast quail, dress me up with pink hairpins and crowns, and send pictures to Wally."

Guzanne: "That makes sense."

"Besides," Dick glanced at her slender arms. The skin was smooth and delicate, with a soft light pink color, which must be very pleasant to the touch. "It's not sure who is the pervert in this room."

Gushanna: "..."

Dick withdrew his gaze and said, "I asked Amanda for information about [that place] in detail. It seems that only when the supernatural being is in extreme pain will it be passed on, and then I can find out my origin and responsibility."

Gushanna took a half step back vigilantly: "So, you want to drag me out in the middle of the night and beat me up, so that I have a chance to find out the truth of the universe?"

Dick was puzzled: "Huh?"

Gushanna muttered: "Didn't you say it was extremely painful..."

Dick: "Actually, I think the sudden bankruptcy of the restaurant will cause you more pain, otherwise—"

puff!

A crème brûlée in a bright yellow Chicken Sally glass stands on the floor.

Dick: "..."

Gu Shanna took out her phone, turned on the beauty camera, and said sinisterly, "So who is the pervert in this room?"

Dick: "I'm just kidding, don't move your restaurant - what the hell is that pink mini toilet in your hand?!"

"I used to buy furniture from Barbie dolls." Gu Shanna touched her chin and thought about the composition, "No way, pudding is not easy to pose, let's replace it with roasted quail!"

puff!

The creme brulee turned into roast quail as she wished.

Gusanna bent down to pick up the roasted quail, and wanted to make a few obscene laughs, but when she met the small head of the roasted quail, she had a strange thought——

Such a cute grilled quail, I really want to kiss its little head!

etc!This plot... Why is this plot so familiar?

At this moment, a few lines of small characters floated in front of her eyes——

#Because I love you, I would give up the whole race that eats you#

Tender men with cocky farts are on the catwalk online, and the Sunshine Coast is full of passion!

Eight-pack abs for you to choose, eat whatever you want!

……

Gusanna gasped, her scalp was numb, and she couldn't control her hand holding the phone. The phone fell to the ground with a clatter, making the floor rattle.

Sin!Gusanna burst into tears and thought, I seem to really...really have some different thoughts about Dick!

The author has something to say: Shanna: Oh my god I'm such a beast!Dick was kind enough to help me, but all I wanted was to fuck him!

Dick: Well, actually...

Shanna: Oh my god, my heart is so wretched!What a beast!

Yesterday's lettuce is really excellent, crisp, tender and refreshing, sweet and not astringent!I didn't use any particularly complicated cooking techniques, which is the "simple version of soup with wheat vegetables" in Teacher Fan Zhihong's book, which is quite healthy with less oil and less salt. In the end, there are a little egg yolk and shrimp skin in the pot. The water was rinsed and drank.Today [drawing] ten cuties to send red envelopes, bless me to buy excellent vegetables again~

Thank you reader Nazhiyang for the mines; thank you reader Nazhiyang for the nutrient solution that makes the sound of gugugu~