[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Topic post: Today's merchants dare to gossip about any kind of popularity in order to promote it!

Posted by: Fighting counterfeiters

Contents:

Hello, old and new friends, seeing this familiar ID, you should know what will happen next, right?

That's right, the counterfeiters are here to expose the lies of the merchants' false propaganda!

This time it was not someone else, but the restaurant I mentioned last time!Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't seen you in a few months, their methods are even worse, dare to say that the tattered clothes in the store are Ye Yi's original uniform!

He also took out a forged letter from an unknown fortune teller, claiming that it was Ye Yi's handwritten letter of choosing to donate the uniform!Hahahahaha, it is basically machine typed, only the signature is handwritten, do you dare to be more sloppy? ? ? ?

Friends who don't know the situation can click on the link: "Happy!We just received a set of old uniforms donated by Ye Yi himself! "

1L:

After watching the whole process of the landlord's "crackdown on counterfeiting" last time, I can only say: you are happy.

2L:

Yo, isn't this the famous face-slapping man?

6L:

As a member of the Gotham Branch of the Nightwing Global Fan Club, we organized members to look at the uniform on the first day it was hung out. Although some parts are missing, it should be true.If it's a fake, then the restaurant is spending too much money, just a piece of fabric for Night Wing's uniform is more expensive than their entire store.

10L:

What?Ye Yi also likes that store?Rounding off, I just used the same bowl and kissed indirectly with idols!

15L:

Doesn't anyone think that Ye Yi's donation of uniforms is a tactful reminder that Ye Yi's surroundings in the store are too ugly hahahaha?

18L:

Rank 15 brother!

22L:

What happened to the fortune teller?Sir, are you racist? !

26L:

By the way, did anyone win a prize in a restaurant's Christmas event?Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

34L:

I am one of the three hundred lucky geese, and the bald butter I chose is hehehe!

……

Gu Shanna held the mobile phone and laughed: "Dick, the counterfeiters think your signature is ugly and your writing is mediocre."

Dick's face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "This counterfeiter, every time he does something, I suspect that he has never eaten in the store, or he is a competitor."

Gushanna read the post again, and the more she read it, the more she wanted to laugh.Nightwing's old uniform had been thoroughly cleaned, sanitized, and trimmed of details that might reveal Dick's identity, and it was delivered to the shop only yesterday.

At that time, it was very late, and there was no time to plan a targeted publicity, so Gu Shanna just posted a picture randomly, accompanied by some words expressing her inner excitement.The homepage had only tens of thousands of fans, and only a few hundred likes in the past night, which did not cause a large-scale sensation at all.

Fortunately, [Gotham shopping forum] the most controversial big V, Instagram fans over a million counterfeiters posted a post, and countless friends flocked to the restaurant's homepage, Gushanna just Going to see it, I found that the number of fans has exceeded [-], and the number of likes is also rising.

A great man said it well, black fans are also fans, and black and red are also red.

I just don't know if the counterfeiter himself will vomit blood when he sees the current situation?

Adhering to the great idea of ​​"plucking the feathers of the geese, and leaving the skins of the beasts", Li Han initially tried to charge an additional visit fee, but was rejected by Gu Shanna.

Li Han: "However, in order to prevent some people from leaving after seeing the uniforms! Or customers who eat in the store can watch it for free, and the rest of them will be charged five yuan once."

Gu Shanna was unmoved: "We are a restaurant, not a museum, so don't disgust customers."

Li Han was still hesitating, but Gu Shanna said again: "Besides, with Gaby and I's craftsmanship, those who just want to visit will sit down after smelling the aroma."

As soon as Li Han thought about it, he didn't insist. He turned around and contacted the security system company to put a laser shield on the uniform. Once it was damaged, the safety cage would be triggered.

Naturally, this security company is not the previous Bilian Security Company, but the top boss in the industry recruited by Lucifer. The quality and service are impeccable. The only drawback is the high fees, but due to well-known reasons, the accounts are On Lucifer's head, the restaurant doesn't have to pay a dime.

In this regard, Gushanna said: "Expensiveness is not a shortcoming. The real shortcoming is that we are too poor. Come, let us pay our highest respect to Comrade Lucifer who has helped us all."

Everyone in the restaurant immediately expressed gratitude to Lucifer in unison.

Lucifer, whose heart and wallet are bleeding: "..."

Christmas is approaching, and the duck legs made before can be eaten, so Gusanna asked Dick to bring them back for Jason to try.

Dick agreed, and said casually: "Bruce invited you to the Christmas dinner at Wayne Manor, are you going?"

Guzanne: "...Did Bruce forget the Thanksgiving tragedy so quickly?"

When the voice fell to the ground, the two were silent at the same time. Damian's sharp scream and the tragedy of Jason Xiti's five-horse dismemberment seemed to have happened just now, making people fight with chills.

After a long time, Gushanna said, "I'd better not go."

Dick: "Actually, it doesn't matter. You have already been able to control your abilities well. Besides, the Christmas dinner will only be a few people from the family and Pietro, and there will be no outsiders."

Gushanna was still a little hesitant: "What if... what if I turn all the houses in Wayne Manor into food?"

Dick said lightly: "That's better, it will be more convenient to move in the future."

Gushanna: "..."

So this matter was decided so happily, and they went back to Wayne Manor collectively for Christmas.

When Gushanna returned to the kitchen, Dick called the housekeeper: "Alfred, it's me. The watermelon decoration box you mentioned last time, is it ready?"

Alfred: "It was delivered to my home the day before yesterday, and everything was done according to your wishes. The small coffee table was also delivered. They have optimized the design and have their own defense system, so the appearance may be a little different from the original."

"It's nothing." Dick said, "Put it in my room and tell the cleaners to be careful, especially the decoration box."

"Understood." Alfred smiled slightly, "I wish you success, Master Grayson."

Dick was distracted, but he was not annoyed, and said shyly, "Thank you."

As the holidays approached, orders to invite restaurants to organize parties came like snowflakes, and Gabe was so busy that he baked things almost every day.

Gushanna asked her if she wanted to go home for the holidays, and Gaby said with a firm face, "No, I will definitely see that bastard when I go back, so I don't want to have anything to do with him anymore."

Guzanne: "So what do you do for Christmas?"

Gaby whipped the batter vigorously, and said joyfully, "I promised Principal Rogge to spend the holiday with the children."

Gabe has always been caring, and she spends time in the orphanage when she has a rare break, and often buys food and clothes out of her own pocket and sends them there. The children in the orphanage love her very much.

As for the others, Peter had asked for leave early in the morning. He was going back to New York on Christmas Day, and Wally was going to his aunt's house. Jamie, who had the least sense of existence, was a local and his home was close, so he invited Li Han to his home.

Li Han thought for a while, and then agreed: "That's fine, I can come and have a look at the restaurant when I'm taking a walk, so that the ornaments won't be damaged by the brats."

In this way, all the employees in the restaurant have a place to go for the holidays, and Gushana has chosen gifts for everyone, and Wally will help deliver them.

The author has something to say: Dick: Some author is such a festive mess that I don't believe she's going to keep us safe.

A peach: ╮(╯_╰)╭

It was originally a big plot, how to write it is wrong, wait for me to reorganize my thinking~

Thanks to readers Garfield 618, Hello Fan and the nutrient solution of the Jarhead astronaut~