[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

"Let me go!"

"Two, please drink tea!"

"Yes, yes, everything you say is right!"

"Fruit? Tea? Or coffee?"

"Do you two want a foot bath, pedicure and exfoliation package?"

"Learn about the bone-setting massage! Learn about the one-stop service of Da|Bao|Health!"

……

Before Damian entered the living room, he heard the obsequious yelling of the dog lickers, mixed with Chrisanne's cry for help, and Dick's angry growling.

He rubbed his eyes sleepily, and poked Tim, who was huddled in the doorway with a happy face: "What happened?"

Tim withdrew his gaze and said solemnly, "Are you awake? Come and watch a free sitcom."

"..." Damian just woke up, his mind was still a little confused, "Bruce rented the manor to the crew for filming?"

At this time, Wally tried to take off Dick's socks again, but was strongly resisted by the other party.

I saw Dick with one bare foot in embarrassment, jumping away from the place quickly, cursing in his mouth: "You have to eat too much to support yourself!"

Wally chased after me pitifully: "I am definitely a professional pedicure!"

Seeing that he was about to be overtaken again, Dick panicked, so he jumped onto the window sill with one foot, grabbed the curtain rod with both hands, and dexterously landed on the bar a few meters away, accidentally bumping into a row of wine. They fell down one by one, and then there was a messy sound of tinkling glass bottles falling to the ground.

In just a few seconds, the living room specially decorated to celebrate New Year's Day became a mess. The originally gorgeous carpet was stained with wine, and the curtains collapsed on one side, while the curtains on the other side trembled Rod, looking about to burp.

Thinking of Alfred seeing the well-decorated living room being made like this by himself, Dick's face was very ugly.

Just like that, Wally still dared to applaud and applaud: "Good! The one-legged long jump of the parkour little prince is well done with the orangutan's precise jump! Full marks!"

As a result, Dick's face became even uglier.

He jumped off the bar, tiptoed deftly to avoid the shards of glass on the floor, and rolled up his sleeves as he walked toward Wally.

Wally didn't realize the danger was approaching, and was still clapping like a seal. On the other side of the room, Lorna, who was trying to do Gushanna's hair, was keenly aware of the murderous intent, and frantically winked at her teammates.

Pietro was puzzled: "Lorna, your false eyelashes seem to be falling off, I saw it shaking."

Lorna, who barely caught her breath, said, "..."

Gushanna took the opportunity to get rid of her restraint, and suddenly stretched out her left hand to grab the air——

puff!

There are three more long sticks of gummy candies with different flavors in the living room.

A mango dropped at Dick's feet, and Guzanne picked up a strawberry and a lime.

Dog licking trio: "???"

Lorna yelled especially loudly: "What the hell!!!!"

Almost shattered everyone's eardrums.

Pietro calmly said, "Calm down, sister, don't act like a country bumpkin who has never seen the world."

Lorna went crazy: "Gummy!!!"

Pietro said in a tone that sees through the vicissitudes of the world: "Just get used to it. I even made fish steaks."

Everyone: "..."

Gusanna relented and just wrapped the gummies around her wrists to prevent them from being demons. She also just discovered that as long as she holds the heroes who have been turned into food in her hand, she can prevent them from using superpowers.

But Dick looked fierce, and pulled the two ends of the mango gummy candy in the opposite direction: "Are you still doing pedicures? You are doing pedicures again! Pull you, pull you, pull you!"

Wally let out a donkey bray and broke down, "Hang on my hair!!!"

Dick grinned and said, "See if I don't pull out your hair one by one!"

Damian: "..."

Gushanna: "..."

Tim threw a handful of nuts into his mouth and said happily: "It's wonderful, hurry up and renew!"

……

After such a toss, Damian was completely awakened by Wally's ghostly crying and wolf howling. He stood messily at the door, watching Gushanna find a fresh-keeping bag and put the gum in it.

Carrying a fresh-keeping bag around is inconvenient after all. According to Black Wing's report, her ability is mainly driven by thoughts, so Gushanna put the bag far away and tried to gather related thoughts in her mind.

At first, after getting out of her control, Lorna could still control the fresh-keeping bag to fly around, but as Gushanna's desire to prevent them from using their abilities became stronger, the green halo holding the bag became lighter and lighter.

Lorna gradually felt strenuous. Her ability was still there, but she couldn't use it. The fresh-keeping bag flew smoothly from the beginning, then went up and down, stumbled, and finally fell to the floor with a bang, unable to move anymore.

Lorna felt terrified: "It turns out that the proprietress is the real genius, and Dad has dug out the wrong talent this time!"

Wally got angry: "What do you mean?!"

Pietro really wanted to defend Jiyou, but after analyzing the reality, he still admitted: "Dude, the lady boss is indeed a little better than you."

Wally was about to refute, when Pietro added: "And you can't cook, you can't even tell the difference between an egg and a duck egg."

Wally was dumbfounded: "...that's true."

The price for the dog-licking trio to make trouble is to be locked in a small black room (snack cabinet), and they can only be released when eating. The three of them were dejected and gathered together to analyze in a low voice why the operation failed.

Dick packed up the living room before Alfred found out, and Gushanna helped him clean up, while analyzing the mental journey of the three, and other friends who arrived one after another after hearing Tim's description of the tragedy just now, also rushed joined the discussion.

Lucifer: "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, wait for me to activate my superpower to find out!"

Gu Shanna was surprised: "You still have superpowers?"

Dick burst out laughing.

Lucifer's expression split and recovered quickly, and he said politely: "Of course, I am the king of hell, no one can lie to me."

After finishing speaking, he gave Dick a malicious look, leaned closer to Gushanna and said, "The king of hell also works as a cheating lie detector part-time. If you need me in the future, I will give you a [-]% discount."

Gushanna: "..."

Dick said quietly: "It seems that the tens of millions of security systems can't teach you to shut up."

Lucifer frowned in pain, and said indifferently: "I have money!"

When he said "money", everyone trembled when he heard the end of his voice.

Dick's expression remained unchanged: "It's good to have money. If Shanna opens a branch in the future, you will pay for the security system."

Everyone: "Hahahahaha!"

Lucifer fled in despair.

Gushanna was curious about Lucifer's ability, so she followed her to watch. Damian hadn't seen her for a long time, so she chased after her.

Lucifer took out a gummy (the color should be Wally), fiddled with it up and down, and asked, "Which side are your eyes?"

Wally: "...your left thumb is poking me in the eye."

Lucifer quickly moved his finger away: "Sorry."

Afterwards, he cleared his throat, looked affectionately into the eyes of Gum Candy..., and said in a strange voice: "Look into my eyes and tell me, what is the real longing in your heart?"

After a short silence, Wally answered emptyly: "Shrimp dumplings."

Gushanna: "..."

Damian: "Hahahahaha, girls are more reliable than shrimp dumplings! Lucy, can you do it?"

"Impossible. For thousands of years, I have never failed to use this trick to interrogate prisoners!" Lucifer was so angry that he even let out his wings, and the white feathers shining with holy light blinded people's eyes. My play is broken, I apply to turn Wally back into a human, try again!"

Damian: "Give it up, Lucy, you really don't—"

Lucifer suddenly lowered his head, stared into his eyes, and said coldly: "Tell me, Damian, what is the real desire in your heart?"

Damian didn't hesitate: "Get Dad's approval."

When the voice fell, not only Gushanna, but even himself was surprised.

Lucifer smiled but said, "Yo Ho, did you accidentally tell the truth?"

Damian lowered his head, clenched his fists, and remained silent for a long while.

"It seems to be true." Lucifer triumphantly said, "So, please turn Wally back into a human, I will try again!"

Gushanna had no choice but to change Wally back to human form.

This time, Lucifer easily found Wally's eyes.

Just like last time, he gazed at the other party affectionately (…), and said in a charming tone: "Tell me, Wally, what is the real longing in your heart?"

Wally: "Shrimp dumplings."

"..." Lucifer didn't believe in evil, approached him, and said with a heavy tone, "One more time, think about Wally, what is the real desire in your heart?"

Wally: "Shrimp dumplings."

Lucifer: "..."

At this moment, Damian finally came back to his senses. He pushed away the frustrated Lucifer, examined Wally from head to toe, and said sincerely: "He really doesn't seem to be lying, and Lucifer's ability is not a problem. , I think Wally's deepest desire is indeed shrimp dumpling."

"I don't believe it!" Lucifer jumped in anger, flapping his two big wings frantically, almost sparking out the holy light, "Again!"

This time, under Lucifer's forceful questioning, Wally's answer can be considered to have changed.

What he said was, "Shrimp dumplings made by Shanna."

Lucifer was elated: "Did you see it? This is the real answer!"

Gushanna and Damian said in unison: "They are all shrimp dumplings, is there a difference?"

"Of course!" Lucifer danced excitedly up and down the living room, and concluded, "The previous answer was only shrimp dumplings, but this answer also includes Shanna! Do you know what this means?"

Damian turned his head silently, not wanting to talk to him very much, so Gushanna shouldered the duty of cheering him up: "What does it mean?"

"The thing that Wally really wants is you, he wants to pry Dick's corner!"

Lucifer landed a perfect hero. At this moment, he regained the confidence to get back on the stage, so he said sonorously: "Where's Dick? Come and beat him! Wally covets your girlfriend!"

Gushanna: "..."

After hearing Damian's quick explanation of the cause and effect, Dick, who came in a hurry, also said: "..."

As a result, there was another grape-flavored gummy candy in the snack cabinet that needed reflection. The charge was that he was not good at learning, and in order to restore his dignity, he provoked the feelings between good friends.

Fortunately, there were no other moths in the future. Everyone in Wayne Manor had a relatively safe holiday as they wished. Gu Shanna also learned a lot of tips about Gongfeng dishes from Jason, so she decided to try it when she went back.

It was rare for a group of relatives and friends to reunite. After the dinner, Alfred came over to ask the two if they wanted to stay at home tonight.

Dick glanced at Gu Shanna, who had a good chat with the chef, and said, "Shanna definitely wants to go back to the kitchen, let's talk about it next time!"

Alfred was a little disappointed, and asked to stay: "Sanna can use the kitchen in the manor."

Dick sighed, "Ah Fu, please do me a favor."

Alfred: "???"

Dick: "If I go home, it's probably only eleven o'clock after Shanna's tossing in the kitchen, and I can still get a goodnight kiss. If I use the kitchen in the manor—"

He made a frightened grimace: "The manor's kitchen is well-equipped, and there are professional chefs to guide it. Let alone a goodnight kiss, Shanna probably won't even look at me."

Alfred: "..."

Dick blinked. "So—"

Alfred said decisively: "I'll find an excuse to call the chef away now, Master Grayson, hurry up and take Miss Shanna home."

"Thank you." Dick smiled brightly. "Happy New Year, Fu!"

The author has something to say: Alfred: Generation after generation of people in this manor have asked me to worry about it.

The reason why yesterday’s update is not fat enough is because I bought a new smart yogurt machine, the one that can put milk in a carton directly without washing the inner liner, and then I have been playing with that machine ORZ all day