Forum Name: Green Baji

Topic post: Wake up early in the morning with bright eyes, the pit emperor is about to fill in the pit again! ! !

Contents:

What the hell did I see! ! !

Opening my eyes this morning, I instinctively took out my phone and swiped Weibo, only to see a new Weibo post by the Emperor of the Pit saying that I want to fill in a hole I had long ago! ! ! !

The landlord, who had long been immune to her routines, chuckled, without any disturbance in his heart.

However, the host clicked on the comments, only to find that the readers were shouting "That's great, my wife is going to fill in the hole again".

Seeing this, the landlord couldn't help but startled, and the chrysanthemum tightened——

Why do they say again?

Unexpectedly, the host clicked on the column of the pit emperor, and was blinded by "Dr. Strange Fruit" marked with the word "finished" on the spot. My 24K aluminum alloy dog ​​eyes were blinded.

The landlord’s tender body shook again, her chrysanthemum tightened, and with the mood of “I’m afraid it’s a non-finished work with random words and numbers”, I clicked on the book——

What the hell did I see! ! !

There are 18 words-although the number of words is a bit small compared to other authors with millions of words on the same site, but for the pit emperor, she has performed at a super level, and she has never had a pit with more than [-] words before! ! !

Goose and!There is a special episode!There are three extra stories!Three!

Three! ! !

Pit-huang-actually-but-no-yes-rotten-end!

The host was frightened, the host's tender body shook, the chrysanthemum tightened, the host's hand shook, the tablet hit his face, and the nosebleed immediately, hey, I'm going!

Now the owner is crawling on his way to the hospital :)

Pit Emperor!Get out and get beaten! ! ! !

1L:

???????

2L:

The tiger touched the landlord.

in addition:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Who do you think has a finished work? ? ? ?

5L:

Hahahahahahaha the host is so cute!

as well as:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Did the pit emperor take the wrong medicine? ? ?

7L:

ah?what happened?Who is the pit emperor?Is there a class representative to make up for me?

14L:

Go back to 7L, the pit emperor doesn't even know, you repeat the grade and retake it!

17L:

Li Tao, is the pit emperor stimulated by the Lifetime Achievement Award issued by the Green Haw Doujin Station?

After many days of observation, it was from the day of the award ceremony that she began to seriously fill in the pits!

In this case……

One person's blood book begs Green Haw's fellow station to give me a lifetime achievement award from the goddess!She has been cheating on one article for three years! ! !

19L:

Going back to 17L, the article that took the longest time to cheat the emperor, from my elementary school to my high school graduation.Your goddess has only been cheating for three years, and you probably don't even have the qualifications to compete for the Lifetime Achievement Award. Come back in ten years!

And: Oh also!Sprinkle flowers!I spin and jump with my eyes closed!Truffle Goddess is going to fill in the hole again, so happy!Goddess please don't stop!Keep updating!Feel free to whip my wallet~~~~!

……

As the Spring Festival approaches, [Superhero Theme Restaurant] has planned new activities.

However, this time they did not draw a lottery, but launched a point exchange activity. Customers can get a point for every dollar spent.

When checking out, the clerk will ask thoughtfully: "Do you have a hero collection book?"

Customers who came to dine for the first time asked in confusion: "What hero collection book?"

At this time, the clerk smiled and took out a stack of beautifully crafted booklets, and explained: "This is the new year event we just launched. All customers who spend here can get hero stickers according to consumption. If you collect a whole set of hero stickers Stickers can be exchanged for great prizes.”

Who hasn't played the game of buying things and getting cards when they were young?

Who doesn't want to collect a full set of skins when playing games?

Who isn't a bit of a collector?

So, the customer on the opposite side was excited when he heard it: "How many heroes are there in total? Is there a detailed description for this event?"

Because there are still customers waiting to check out, the clerk first explained a few words, and then opened the first page of the hero collection book, asking customers to scan the QR code and download the app just launched by the restaurant, where the proprietress appeared in person for the event A video explaining the process.

And this [Superhero Theme Restaurant APP], and the [Hestia Food APP] that was launched later, were built for the restaurant for free by the proprietress' family members and Detective Grayson in their spare time.

For this reason, Li Han blew a wave of rainbow farts in the store: "The proprietress has a good eye! Detective Grayson is both civil and military, and saved us a lot of money!"

Lorna squinted and said, "Hey, one boast two, the store manager is amazing!"

Li Han is very modest: "It's average, but it's still not as good as Detective Grayson."

Lorna: "..."

It was the peak time of dining again, and Gushanna looked at the cashier and wailed, "Your sister and I both have ten Iron Man cards", "Whoever has the US team, I'll exchange the Black Panther with you", "What a shame!" I’m only one day short of a Winter Soldier.” The customer felt very beautiful.

Li Han squeezed out money from his teeth and hired a professional marketing company to plan this event.They are not annual subscription users, so naturally there is no discount, but the annual subscription fee is really scary. Unless they sell the security system worth tens of millions, they can't afford it at all.

You still need to have your own marketing talents. Although the flirtatious sluts outside are very capable, they are really ugly.

Gu Shanna hid in the office and opened the panel. In fact, the reputation value had already exceeded [-], but she dared not use it.

The pitfall of this dogbi system is that every step is a trap, if one step is wrong, the whole game will be played.

If Gushanna raises Hannah's star level now, the reputation points collected with great difficulty will be consumed, and the value will be reset to zero in an instant, and they will have to start all over again, and the restaurant mission has a time limit.

In addition, even if Gu Shanna gritted her teeth and consumed [-] Fame Points, she might not be able to ascend to the Star.Gushanna has some AC numbers about her non-chieftain blood, so she dare not take risks.

Fortunately, Julia has already put it into use, and the welfare chapter of the pit-filling task has also begun. After she completes the task and unlocks [experience points], the demand for fame points will not be as strong as it is now.

Gu Shanna turned off the panel melancholy, and went to the door of the restaurant to see her steamed pork belly and braised pork knuckle stewed in the pot. This is a tasting event she planned to attract customers.

Because in one week, it will be the Spring Festival in China. As a restaurant that is used to gossip, it is natural to seize the opportunity and launch a limited menu for the Spring Festival in due course.

Not only the restaurant has a limited menu, but [Hestia Food] also has limited new products. Customers can choose the dishes they want in the [Hestia APP] according to their own tastes. The restaurant will respond within two hours of receiving the order. Arrange delivery.

These dishes are tightly packaged and specially processed by the system. As long as they are stored properly, they can be placed for at least three days, and they can be reheated when eating. Those foreign students who don't know how to cook are lucky.

As for the limited menu and limited new products, they are nothing more than some traditional Chinese New Year dishes, such as salty and sweet roasted white, braised elbow, crystal elbow, stewed lion head, braised lion head, inlaid bowls and so on.

At first, the customers didn’t quite trust [Hestia Foods]’s Chinese New Year dishes. They always felt that they were canned food, and they definitely didn’t taste as good as the freshly eaten or packaged ones in the store. So when the event first started, there were few people. Place an order in the APP.

Gu Shanna was not in a hurry, and directly set up a steamer at the entrance of the restaurant, tore off the burnt packaging bag in front of passers-by, and threw it into the steamer to heat up.

Regardless of whether it is sweet or salty, the pork is fried in advance. After steaming, it absorbs enough seasoning juice. It has a unique taste in the mouth, especially with rice.

Because most people in Gotham love sweets, Tian Shaobai is the most popular, especially the bean paste sandwiched between two slices of pork belly, which is loose and sweet. After trying it, many passers-by came to ask how the bean paste is sold.

Before Gushanna could speak, Wally, who shouldered the heavy responsibility of deliveryman and salesman, said: "Log in to the Hestia Foods app of the same name, and you can shop and place an order! Superhero Restaurant's Spring Festival event, big rewards at the end of the year, many discounts , a lot of benefits, even more than Batman's steel penny!"

"..." Gushanna was ashamed, "Where did you find the promotional words? It rhymes quite well."

Wally grinned: "This is written by Damian. He said he couldn't be there in person, and he felt very guilty, so he wrote hundreds of promotional words and asked me to read them instead."

Gushanna: "..."

After this wave of customers left, the new wave of passers-by was attracted by the aroma of braised pork knuckles, and when they stopped to watch, Wally really changed the new slogan: "Love my inlaid bowl, love my pork knuckle, love my lion head ! New Year’s event at the Superhero Restaurant, big rewards at the end of the year, a lot of delicious food, a lot of happiness, come and eat the meat of Peppa Pig!"

Gushanna: "..."

The promotional words produced by Damian are really extraordinary.

The author has something to say: Damian: Hee hee, I am really talented!

Dick: →_→

Shanna:_(:зゝ∠)_

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