[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Green Baji

Topic post: What the hell is the pit emperor's new pit? Batman teaches his sons how to cook chicken? ? ?

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Cough cough, back to the topic.

Having been in Green Haw for so many years, I know that the pit emperor has a big brain, but I didn't expect that she would write the master as a roast turkey hahahahahahahaha!Every time I pick up my son, the opening line is: "Son, come with me! I will teach you how to cook chicken correctly, the best chicken in Gotham."

Damn it, forgive me for thinking about it in an instant, why didn't Master's fans beat her up!

1L:

The master's ashes are here.

I once held an 80-meter machete and wanted to go in and chop the pit emperor.

Then I saw the appearance of the Bat Family: "I saw a shiny and golden roast turkey in the center of the plate, and four fried chickens of different sizes neatly surrounded the surrounding, dotted with a little emerald green basil", I suddenly hungry...

Then there is no more...

3L:

Kenghuangyabi is a foodie, and he is good at cooking. Various descriptions are enough.Every time I follow her text, I have to order takeaway, motherfucker!

8L:

When Keng Huang was not popular, he often posted delicious food on Weibo, and also shared cooking tips, Amway delicious restaurants.

Later, the comments were gradually occupied by a larger army, so she didn't dare to post, maybe because she was afraid of being scolded by readers!

10L:

Reminds me of the famous video at station B, click to watch: [Fu Truffle, get out!If you have time to compare the advantages and disadvantages of soy milk boxes in [-] restaurants, you should come out and update them! 】

17L:

Why did no one comment on the article she wrote "The agreed noodle base is mainly for chatting under the quilt, but it turned out to be eating bedding noodles with grilled fried chicken and filled with milk and beer", I was so happy at the beginning!

19L:

Back to 17L, I read this article hahahaha!Kenghuang took his girlfriends and drove for four hours to eat stewed pig's trotters in the mountains, but he quarreled with the store owner about something, and the store gave Kenghuang a knife and told them to catch the pig by themselves. Everyone laughed.

23L:

I have seen it too!The most annoying thing is that the pit emperor really took out his mobile phone on the spot and learned the skills of killing pigs online, scaring her best friend, and kept shouting: "Woman! Let go of that little piggy Peppa! Let's eat another house—— You put down the knife to me!!!"

26L:

I think the scene where the Hang Huang rides on a pig and sings the theme song of Huanzhugege is the most sandy, and the shopkeeper almost cried because of her afterwards 23333

29L:

The key point is that the pig is also very cooperative, and it even shakes its head and tail when the pit emperor sings.

34L:

Mengxin passed by and asked weakly: Did the King of the Pit kill the pig in the end?

36L:

Back to 34L, no, in the end, Keng Huang Nian "rescued the pig" and bought the pig with money. Now it seems that they are still raised by her relatives.

37L:

I rushed in excitedly and wanted to discuss the plot of "Jiujiu Diary", why are you talking about the dark history of the pit emperor?This building is completely crooked...

……

With Gushanna's bloody physique, "every time a pit is filled, the force must be torn" has become an indispensable part of the pit opening process, which is equivalent to the practice of eating roast pig before the start of the film crew and hiring a Taoist priest before the start of construction.

Therefore, when she saw the link sent by her friend, Gu Shanna didn't feel flustered, and went in wearing a trumpet to follow hahaha.

Mustard Sauce: [I'm jealous!I want to meet you too~]

Truffle Man Pit: [Okay, let's arrange it! 】

The system stopped doing it as soon as it heard it: [No, it can't be arranged! 】

Gusanna ignored it. With Rachel as a big killer, it's not a matter of which plane she wants to go to, it doesn't matter if the system is willing or not.

【Successor of socialism, you are so blatantly violating the rules of the system, are you not afraid that I will send Detective Grayson to dig coal? 】

Gu Shanna typed without raising her head: "Well, you can give it away! I really want to see Dick take down the black-hearted coal mine with his bare hands."

【…】

This player is really crazy, thinking that she only had to threaten her with a word or two at the beginning, and she would obediently do the task, but no matter how threatened she is now, it doesn't work.

The system couldn't help but shed tears of regret.It should have banned the player from falling in love until the task is completed, hey, what a mistake.

During the Spring Festival, the restaurant will be closed for three days, so Gu Shanna wants to take this opportunity to go home and have a face-to-face meeting.

While replying to the news from her friends, Gushanna wandered aimlessly around the dry goods section of the supermarket. She has not yet made up her mind to add Buddha Jumping Wall to the restaurant's Spring Festival limited menu.

Speaking of it, Buddha Tiaoqiang is the ultimate hard dish. The long list of ingredients alone makes people's brain hurt, and the dry food needs to be soaked in advance.

Soaking the hair is not too troublesome. After the hair is soaked, one needs to be soaked, and the other needs to be boiled. The steps are so many and complicated that Gushanna is a little bit discouraged.

[Successors of socialism, think about the extreme delicacy of Buddha Jumping Wall, think about the high price of Buddha Jumping Wall.In order to make money, rush ducks! 】

Hearing "money", Gushanna immediately recovered her combat effectiveness: "You are right, I want to make money to jump missions!"

【…】

The heart of the system suffered another [-] points of damage.

Because the Spring Festival duty list of the base friend unit has not yet been released, and it is difficult to finalize the time for face-to-face meetings, the two made an appointment to wait for the list to come out before contacting.

Gu Shanna packed her mobile phone and went to the checkout counter of the supermarket to push a trolley that was not used by the customers in front of her, posing as if she wanted to buy a lot.

Passing by the condiment section, Gu Shanna also took a bottle of chopped pepper, planning to go back and get the fresh fish head at home to make chopped pepper fish head, then use the noodle press to make handmade noodles, mix it with fish head and The soup with chopped pepper essence must be fresh and spicy, and you can't stop eating it.

Returning to the dry goods area, Gushanna took out the memo and threw the ingredients into the cart according to the same.

Dried abalone, dried sea cucumber, and dried fish maw are not commonly used by her, and naturally they are not included in the system.

After picking out the dry goods, Gushanna went to the cold and fresh section again and bought chicken skeletons, pork bones, pork ribs, beef tendons and pig feet.

In fact, the great god who wrote the recipe once specifically said at the end of the article that the ingredients of Buddha Jumping over the Wall can be adjusted according to personal preferences, but Gushanna is worried that he will not be able to grasp the taste of the dozen or so ingredients, and is afraid that the taste will not be right after random additions, so it is still Honestly follow the prescription of the Great God.

The staff looked at Gu Shanna's car full of plastic bags and said in surprise, "Wow, are you buying New Year's goods so early?"

Gushanna smiled: "That's right, the broth must be boiled in advance."

The staff envied: "It must be very happy to be your family member, and eat delicious food every day."

Gushanna is not modest: "Haha, it must—"

Before the words fell, the system suddenly sounded a Didi alarm.

【alarm!alarm!There are suspected super villains nearby!Please leave the scene immediately, save your life! 】

Gushanna: "???"

The system explained: [Last time, in order to identify ingredients and people, the system was upgraded independently. This is a new skill developed at that time, please accept it. 】

Gu Shanna was stunned, and slandered: But my pig bones haven't been cut yet!

[Successors of socialism, don't think about pig bones at this time, right?Anyway, all the new ingredients have been successfully collected, and you can place an order on the Poverty Alleviation Fresh Food Delivery App after you get home. 】

Gushanna was still reluctant to part with the ingredients she had carefully selected. While hesitating, she caught a glimpse of a plump, short man holding a black umbrella as a crutch, and disappeared behind the freezer in a flash.

The system's alarm yelled hysterically: [Alarm!alarm!The player just brushed shoulders with Oswald Chesterfield Copperpot!On the front line of life and death, so dangerous! 】

The beef tendon in Gushanna's hand fell to the ground, and blurted out: "Fuck me, penguin... huh?"

The staff picked up the bag and put the ingredients with price tags into Gushanna's cart one by one, curiously asking: "Penguin? What penguin?"

Gushanna quickly laughed and said, "No, no, I misread the label. It's obviously goose meat, but I thought it was penguin meat."

Dick received a call from Gurshanna at the scene of the murder. Before he could make a sound, he yelled anxiously on the other side: "I saw Oswald in the supermarket!"

Dick didn't realize it for a moment: "Which Oswald?"

Guzanne: "How many Oswalds are there in Gotham?"

Dick's scalp exploded: "[Penguin]?"

The other party hesitated for a few seconds, and said, "Well, it's Penguin rice balls now."

Dick: "???"

It turned out that after Gushanna saw [Penguin] in the supermarket, she pushed the car and chased him despite the dissuasion of the system.

The system was so anxious that it screamed: [Successor of socialism, can you have some AC number for your IQ! 】

Gushanna also knew that with Oswald's agility, he was definitely not an opponent, but he appeared in the supermarket like this, which really violated his prudent personality.

Could it be that he was fooled by the rogue gang of three?

In this way, Gushanna chased all the way to the home appliance area, but Oswald disappeared in an instant.

There are always few people in that area, and there is not even a staff member at this time. Gushana stopped to look for Oswald, but before the wheels stopped, an umbrella suddenly came from the side of the road, almost hitting Gu Shanna. Shanna's calf.

Gusanna was startled, hurriedly avoided, and then——

puff!

Gu Shanna said dryly: "Then I hid the cart, went over carefully and took a look, and saw a seaweed rice ball fall on the ground."

Dick clicked his tongue twice: "At this time, you still remember to hide the cart first. You are a good girl who is diligent and thrifty."

"..." Gusanna rolled her eyes, "That bag of beef tendons is of good quality! Hey, don't change the subject, I've already brought Oswald back to the restaurant, he seems to be a little bit wrong."

Dick asked, "What's wrong?"

Gushanna: "I'm talking nonsense, yelling crazily don't eat me, I feel a little sucked."

Dick: "..."

When he learned that the seaweed rice balls on the table belonged to Oswald, Wally's reaction was: "It's a pity, I can't eat this."

Oswald: "???"

And Lorna's reaction was: "No way, the Taoists say that he is more sensible than Batman, he must be a stuntman."

Oswald: "..."

Gu Shanna touched her chin: "It should be sucked stupid. Otherwise, why did you do such a stupid thing after working so hard to escape from prison?"

Wally agrees.

How difficult is this "Penguin", who is famous for both black and white in Gotham, and he and his teammates have experienced it several times over the years, and only Bruce can confront him every time.

Therefore, after these superheroes escaped from the Arkham Asylum, although everyone vomited blood with anger, they also admitted that with the opponent's ability, this kind of development is a normal plot, and they are also ready for a protracted war.

It never occurred to him that this boss, who used to play tricks on his opponents, would come to his door by himself. Not to mention the failure of the sneak attack, he was also turned into a seaweed rice ball by Gu Shanna.

Wally couldn't help but said, "This...is it a scam?"

Gu Shanna poked the rice ball pretending to be dead, and said worriedly: "I'm also afraid of this. Didn't he say that there are all kinds of deadly weapons hidden in his umbrella? I haven't seen it either."

As the security supervisor, Lorna immediately rolled up her sleeves and said, "Leave me alone!"

Oswald sneered again and again, and was about to speak back, when Gusanna said, "Put it in the food display case, and we'll talk about it when Dick comes back."

Lorna: "Okay boss lady, no problem boss lady."

Wally, however, looked disgusted: "This fantuan leader is so ugly and has no appetite, customers probably won't order it."

Gushanna: "Oh, isn't it all written in the leaflet? Although our rice balls look ordinary, in fact, there are a lot of food in our stomachs, such as chestnuts, crab sticks and salmon. Whoever eats it will know."

Oswald: "???"

This plot is wrong, why did you mention food, did you take me to heart?How much respect do you have for your opponent? !

Since coming to this plane, Gushanna has seen the world, and only regarded "Penguin Man" as a small episode. After watching Lorna lock the recipe showcase, she returned to the kitchen with the ingredients.

Both Julia and Gaby were immersed in cooking, helping the cooks wash and chop vegetables, and the back kitchen was in full swing.

Gushanna found the recipe and read it several times before starting to roast chicken bones, beef bones, and pork bones.She had tried it a few times before, roasting the bones before making the broth, the taste would be more fragrant.

Li Han is a caring store manager, knowing that it is inconvenient for her to prepare some hard dishes at home, so she deliberately vacated a cooking table in the back kitchen.Anyway, the back kitchen is fully equipped and there are several ovens. As long as the overall planning is proper, it will not affect the serving of food to customers.

After processing the bones and putting them in the oven to bake, Gushanna began to read articles about soaking dry goods.She used to soak sea cucumbers or something at home, but she just threw them into cold water and scooped them up when they were almost softened.

Later, after reading the article by the great god, I realized that soaking dry food is the same as sizing, and there are also skills. If you want to fully utilize the deliciousness of the ingredients when cooking, you must not be sloppy in the pre-processing work.

Gushanna is like a primary school student who has just learned to write. All the steps are not missed, and they are all done according to the requirements of the great god.

The master said to soak the hair in ice water, so she went to the freezer to bring a large bag of ice; the master said not to tear off the fascia of the sea cucumber after soaking, so she wrote it down and pasted it on the basin, so as not to forget.

Dried abalone and soaked hair are different from sea cucumbers. They need to be washed and steamed for a few minutes. Gushanna washed and steamed them for an hour or two before finishing all the dry goods.

At this time, the bones were all roasted, Gushanna didn't care about taking a rest, immediately cut the onion and patted the ginger, set up a pot to make the broth, and after a whole meal of operations, she was too tired to even talk.

Damn chicken, developing new dishes is more tiring than being a chef!While skimming off the foam of blood, Gu Shanna beat her sore waist and complained secretly.

[Successors of socialism, all efforts are rewarded, come on! 】

Gushanna just wanted to pour a spoonful of thick white broth on it: Of course you don’t have back pain when you stand and talk, try it yourself if you have the ability!

The author has something to say: Penguin: Take a look at me!look at me!Don't talk about food!